>mfw a crack squad of midget xcom strippers pop in and waste an advent vip
Nathaniel Powell
noice
Henry Taylor
What is this face trying to convey?
Eli Fisher
>have sight on a group of three Codex >squad all in cover somewhere near >one soldier on Overwatch
>Codex pod starts moving >after moving a short distance without seeing anyone, they spot one of my soldiers >cutscene of them seeing soldier >my Overwatch triggers on their engagement
>shot hits
>fucking Codex, after both moving while everyone was hidden, AND after moving after engaging my squad, AND after being shot on the Overwatch, stops and shoots the soldier that was initially found
What in the flying fuck, seriously. That is complete and utter bullshit.
Christopher White
you can blame Beagle for that
Ayden Nguyen
This is cool. Shame they didn't have aks equipped or other modern firearms.
Brandon Peterson
Did you really believe you could evac without being reminded? FOOL! I'm the ELDER'S MOST LOYAL CHAMPION! FAVORED WITH THEIR BLESSINGS!
Aiden Sanchez
who is beagle?
Henry Reyes
>Horde mission >most of squad is killed >the rest move somewhere high and block off any ladders >Not enough room to drop an evac zone >Lost spawn faster than can be killed How long after WotC release until we see pic related happen?
Carter Powell
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Logan Carter
Daily reminder that the Warlock is the Elder's Greatest mistakeha ha git rekt scrub
Jaxon Robinson
>daring to defile this general by posting MISCREANTS restrain yourself
Jace Nguyen
A live streamer who used to be good
Dylan Clark
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Ian Sanchez
I remember that area. That area sucked because of exactly that reason: you could get boxed in way too easily by the horde and then just fucking die.
David Barnes
>yfw Lost-On-Every-Mission.mod comes out
Jordan Miller
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Grayson Sanchez
the aks on the workshop arent that great looking imo so i didnt use them
Isaiah Adams
why would they make a special giant sized pistol for her?
Austin Cruz
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Nolan Myers
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Jaxon Sanders
>the spiritual guide of Long Meme 2 hates it can't make that shit up
Eceleb voice packs are cancer. I give Freeman's mind a pass because it predates the shit we have today
Brody Butler
>gigantess garbage >still no lamia waifus
it's not fair
David Hill
Who is this Beagle you are talking about? All I can find is some PUBG streamer
Wyatt Rodriguez
Giantess is a shitty fetish and only wimpy beta cuck males like it. "Y-Y-Yes mistress please s-s-s-s-sit on my worthless tiny cock s-s-s-step on my balls w-w-w-w-with your giant smelly feet."
Samuel Cooper
Mostly because Jake and Lump combined BTFO out of him and he failed to adapt.
Ryan Gomez
>beagle's air game right now
Colton Rogers
to be honest i have more respect for a furry or scatophiliac than a giantess fetishist, at least a furry doesnt want to be treated like literal dirt
Julian Morales
Agree. Same with thicc bullshit.
Brody Bennett
Hey, you pretty much already have your waifu in the game. Poor cyclops guy got trolled hard with that starwars face mod.
Justin Clark
what if you are bigger than the giantess?
Ethan King
>holee fuck a laser just went through me head
Elijah Morgan
He used to stream xcom pretty regularly.
Dominic Russell
>used to that was pretty much what I was getting at there
until based Jake drags Lumpkin back into his office to show him the fine print on his contract
Ayden Miller
Holy shit, this so hard. Marine/Medic/Firebat/Marauder armor would be fucking sweet. If I had Medics running around with the shield and everything, I'd just nut right then and there.
Andrew Powell
Playable Aliens at least lets me have snakes, but I'm more talking actual lamia soldiers. How hard could it be to replace viper torso and up with human?
Levi Richardson
This is Jake. He is about to fix his game. Say something nice to him!
Levi Wright
jake is good
Dylan Sanchez
So this expansion... you just fight zombies and a a handful of annoying champions?
William Edwards
He will never fix his game. It's not XCom without bugs.
since this thread has already gone to shit with fetish posting
MAID OUTFITS WHEN?!
Carson Nguyen
Everyone on supply
Oliver Wood
I use one of the Halo Reach armors with Kevlar 3 and Goggles to make the helmet, then paint it red/orange. I'll go get a pic at some point here. Firebat voicepack, obviously.
Christian Gray
French maid outfits for XCOM women and Vipers WHEN?
Gabriel Reyes
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Noah Adams
>those textures yuck
Ethan Russell
N-NANI?
Chase Parker
>Skyranger Planegirl wielding a 90mm tank cannon as a rifle against the ayys.
I want it.
Ethan Murphy
>eHow's How to Cope with an Alien Invasion
Samuel Williams
Why is Bradford Obama?
Tyler Wood
Boom, got a shot for you.
Nathan Perry
>50% to hit s-should I take it?
Carson Hall
yes
Jordan Taylor
absolutely
25% is usually my cutoff, but sometimes even then that doesn't stop me
Joshua Bailey
flip a coin then decide
Luis Davis
Take anything over 30% unless the soldier has something better to do.
Adam Hill
hi jake. in person and on streams, you seem like the kind of guy one could have a beer with, shoot the shit, and just have an all around pleasant evening with
Cameron Russell
Because German Fem Scientist and Old Taiwanese Engineer wasn't diverse enough?
Matthew Morgan
No, I don't even take 75% shots because they always fucking miss
Hudson Martin
>You'll never have a motherly Skyranger dote on you on the fly home and mourn for all those lost rookies.