Why is car cleaning so enjoyable?

Yes, good goy. Now go and buy 200 different cleaners that basically do the same thing

409 is caustic!! You can't use it on glass, dishes, utensils, plastic, vinyl, etc...dude you don't know anything about chemicals do you?

Don't even bother washing until temps are above freezing my man. I know it hurts to look at it but rust is greatly inhibited below freezing and there's really nothing you can do to properly clean your car.

repetitive, soothing motions with a clear sequence of positive progression (places you wipe get clean and wipe them more and they become shiny and eventually you can polish them too whoa)

LITERALLY the same reason video games are fun

>wheels
Fuck them. They get a spray and a wipedown. Fuck trying to ram a brush into those cunts to get all the dirt out.

Find one with all the paint still on the car. If the paint is there you can usually make it look good. If the clear coat is flaking off or has turned white, don't touch it unless you want to respray.

Also learn the difference between a dent that will have to be filled and painted and a dent that a PDR guy can fix.

fun trick, try bleach and ammonia together for a super disinfecting clean on your cloth seats and carpet. 2 of "200 different clears that basically do the same thing"

Porter-Cable 7424XP dual action buffer is a good one to start with. Don't get a rotary.

it has most of the paint; just a couple spots like this

dunno what to do about them

Let me know how using a green scotch brite pad to clean your car works out.