Quick Veeky Forums I need to get to the hospital now!

“Hold up Maam while I warm my carburetor, it’s important.”

>wife crushes his broken wrist while giving birth

>warm up carburettor

Get in the Pickup bitch, I'll call our pa.

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Call an ambulance, it's free.

no worries ma'am my 3k civic with 15k in simple mods will get you there in no time!
btw, can i have 5k? i need to do some quick daily maintenance before it can get running again

Hello.

get in the racecar!

sorry mate my Tesla needs to be charged up
I also sped 2 kmph over the speed limit, so I cannot even start the car for 7 days, also have to pay 1000€
seems you're all outta luck here

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Eh, I'd take the excuse to not to have to deal with all the bodily fluids and feces, or the image of them lingering afterwards.

The kid is paying taxes before you get to the hospital

Sure, I'll call you an Uber.

Sorry dude. If you have any decent income, ride is about 5k to 8k depending on what they do while transporting.

What shit hole country do you live in where healthcare isn't free at the point of use? You need an uprising against your arsehole government.

I can't wait to witness the start of our family with the birth of your son!

Sure get in!

*baby plops out while climbing in*

I'll call Tyrone honey, he can't miss the birth of his son!

>Baby plops out while climbing in
You'd still get to the hospital on time though.

I don't give a fuck if your jewish wife is shitting out demon spawn, maybe I'll drive you off of a cliff eh?

if you both werent killed in a low speed fender bender first

Ambulance ain't even free in Canada. I got a $400 bill when mine was in labour in the middle of the night in a blizzard. I have coverage trough work tho

Well done user

I came her to post this

you don't *have* to watch it from the business end.

>Not warming up carburetor

>aquaplaned into a bridge's guardrail
>have some neck pain and a headache, might be concussed or something but otherwise fine
>remember about the 4K bill that a friend got when he called an ambulance that his insurance didn't cover because of a bunch of horseshit
>remember the time my mother had a fall and needed an ambulance and we got a bill for 3K that insurance didn't cover because "that's not included in your plan"
>jack up car, use my toolkit which i happened to be carrying to bend the fender back and threw the spare on, in the rain
>drove myself to the ER
>"hello yes i've just been in an accident and i have some neck pains and other stuff can i get a doctor to check me out please"
>"where's the doctor that was with you in the ambulance?"
>"i drove myself"
>the receptionist's face when

Fucking america

El gringo is ready

I think your story is BS because there will never be a doctor in an ambulance

>doctor in an ambulance

u wot m8?

I need to get my engine up to optimal operating temperature first before I can hoon, madam

>Low speed fender bender
>Implying
Look out for particularly large moths. Hitting one of those suckers in a Lotus is like hitting a Moose in a Civic.

kek

ok let me call you a taxi

ok get in the back of the pickup truck you arent getting baby juice on the seat

thats a pillow.. not even real preggo.

Mother-to-be not going into seclusion in her third trimester. What has happened to our fine traditions?

Get in the tray and hold on

*pop*

no problem, choose your ride

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But the buses aren't running at this hour.

Bruh, if you're at the stage in your marriage you're having kids, you should probably not be phased seeing your wife do gross shit.

>Slower than a minivan
user plz get a real car, you're wife is boota drop a baby and you show up in a shitbox?

>imported Twingo
>when they are widely available here

It's 5000 in my town

>Hospital is 1.5km away
>if i run over the only light on the way I can be there in 2-3min
Not that user but if it's emergency there will be a doctor, they arrive in their fast cars and hop on the ambulance for the way back while some assistance follows him in his car

hop right in whoore

>Even in Canada
>Implying Canada is a good example of universal healthcare

Yep, gotta get that carburetor nice and toasty warm....

>100 AND 5 MILES PER HOUR WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT?

>105mph
>out of a 6L V8
That must have taken a lot of high level engineering.

the muscle scene wasn't that advanced in the early 70s.

400 fucking dollars? When they had to pick my wife up it was 50 at most, fuck.

Kys faggot

>anchor baby
No, and you have to go back

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It more warming up the engine, so the fuel ignites better, you don't really want a hot carburetor per-say

lol u mad bro?

I unironically want that car at one point in my life.

you're not dropping that anchor baby here bitch, we're getting a boat and you're goin back

>be passenger in an accident
>get forced into an ambulance
>insurance wouldn't cover shit
>county hospital
>get bill
>7k
>ignored it
>nothing happens
>profit

Dont worry! I just renewed my bus pass!

Animals give birth without a hospital and humans did for hundreds of thousands of years. Fuck off.

Not with my baby! I'm calling Tyrone, his SUV makes me feel safe.

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FUCKING KEK