Quick Veeky Forums I need to get to the hospital now!

“Hold up Maam while I warm my carburetor, it’s important.”

>wife crushes his broken wrist while giving birth

>warm up carburettor

Get in the Pickup bitch, I'll call our pa.

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Call an ambulance, it's free.

no worries ma'am my 3k civic with 15k in simple mods will get you there in no time!
btw, can i have 5k? i need to do some quick daily maintenance before it can get running again

Hello.

get in the racecar!

sorry mate my Tesla needs to be charged up
I also sped 2 kmph over the speed limit, so I cannot even start the car for 7 days, also have to pay 1000€
seems you're all outta luck here