Impala

Try crashing one

kek.

>or does it?

>Dodge Ram
>it's a oxymoron

>s500
not the next level russian anti air defense system

>taurus
>isn't a bull

>fiesta
>is not a party

>tacoma
>isnt in Washington

>American Motors
>made in Canada

>"""sedan"""
>clearly a hatchback

OK now do this one

>Eagle
>can't fly

>Minnesota
>ground isn't covered in 20 inches of snow

>lancer
>doesnt have a long spike to impale slower cars with

kekt

Wait either that guy is 8 feet tall or that's not am h1

>Quadrifoglio verde
Does pollute

>magnum
>isn't a gun, a chocolate covered ice cream or a private investigator from the 80's

Correction
>stings with regret and depreciation

>Gremlin
>you can fill it up after midnight, it can get wet and it can stay in the sun without turning into a monster

m.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?listingId=472630623

>swift
>it actually is swift

>Thunderbird, Firebird and Sunbird
>Can't actually fly

I wonder if the Chevy Colorado sells well in Colorado.

>Celica
>Isn't heavenly or celestial

>Honda Accord
>according to me it's a boring POS

>Manta
>Can't swim

U WOT M8

>implying this isnt heavenly

>Opel Omega
>wasn't the last car opel ever built

>Towing a AWD vehicle on its drive wheels.

I drive a 1.6, I should know

>Mustang
>Wild,untamed,unpredictable and too strong for beginners.
>Known for stampeding and all purpose trampling.
>Lives up to it's name.

>Concord
>isn't a grape
>wasn't made in New Hampshire

>Ferrari Enzo
>Doesn't scream at the workers

>Lincoln
>It's not starting a civil war

>Camaro SS
>Didn't commit genocide

>340i
>Not a 4 Liter engine

>evolution
>gets extinct

>Cherokee
>not indigenous

My bull drives a tarus. Does that count?

>Cherokee
>engine doesn't implode when you put a blanket in it

Holy shit.

mooi ding

:'(

>engine doesn't implode when you put a blanket in it
have you tried

>hellcat
>doesn’t have an 18 cylinder radial engine

This irritates the fuck out of my. I was really hoping that the Infiniti G60 had an ls2 in it.

Its because you're supposed to dodge, and if you fail you get rammed.

They were made in Wisconsin you turd burglar

From 1970 to 1982, production was split between Kenosha, WI and Brampton, ON. After 1983 they were made exclusively in Brampton.

>MR2
>doesn't run about

>Citroen C4 Picasso
>Isn't worth millions

>RX7
>Isn't rotary experiment #7

>328
>not a 32.8L engine

fake news

>Rolls-Royce Ghost, Wraith, Phantom
>None are an apparition.

>Mitsubishi Outlander
>is a horrible offroad car
What did Mitsubishi meant with that?

GOD I wish

>Pontiac Catalina
>is indeed boatlike but cannot fly

>Mercury Mountaineer
>good luck climbing a mountain with AWD, all seasons, and a V6 auto

>GMC Yukon
>is not filled with gold

>Chevrolet Corvette
>not a medium-sized speedy attack craft

>>Isn't worth millions
I'm sure it is.. in some 3rd world country currency

>condom

>imblying the Schutzstaffel committed genocide

>Forrester
>Won't mow through Forrests

>lancer "evolution"
>extinct

actually it was well named
>Gremlin
>something will always break down

shieeet

>Satellite
>doesn't orbit

>liberty
>isn't liberated from this puddle

>Doesn't speak in cockney

...

>Juke
>doesn't move in a zig-zag fashion

>polo
it doesnt poo in loo

this really hurts

>honda pilot
>it doesn't drive itself

checkmate atheists

The impale function is only available for the romanians unfortunately

...

>tiburon
>isn't a shark

participating in these threads should be perma ban

>Challenger
>Blows up on launch

You better fucking delete this

>Corolla
>no flowers

Vette seems legit tho

>Kangoo
>not swole
>wont jump
>wont punch your face

>shitty reddit thread
>doesnt OVER 9000 BACON me into a bowl of AWESOMESAUCE

>Saturn, Mercury
>found only on Earth

>Escort
>no fun on a date

>Pinto
>not a pony

>racoon
isn't found scrabbling through dustbins eating trash

>Yukon
>not filled with gold
ther may be microscopic amounts on the circuit boards
shit, missed that one
isn't minty
oh u
but wen u start engine it can goo

>tranny
>doesnt have delicious girlcock

...

REEEEEEEE

Back when all that was expected of a truck's design was to look like a truck.