Impala

>Corolla
>no flowers

Vette seems legit tho

>Kangoo
>not swole
>wont jump
>wont punch your face

>shitty reddit thread
>doesnt OVER 9000 BACON me into a bowl of AWESOMESAUCE

>Saturn, Mercury
>found only on Earth

>Escort
>no fun on a date

>Pinto
>not a pony

>racoon
isn't found scrabbling through dustbins eating trash

>Yukon
>not filled with gold
ther may be microscopic amounts on the circuit boards
shit, missed that one
isn't minty
oh u
but wen u start engine it can goo

>tranny
>doesnt have delicious girlcock

...

REEEEEEEE

Back when all that was expected of a truck's design was to look like a truck.