t. fat roastie
>you're on the passanger seat
>yell with all my might
>take shoe off
>open door with foot and kick her in the face in one fluid motion
>unbuckle her seatbelt at the same time
>punt her out and assume control
Don't worry cause the steering is perfectly aligned
push hazard button and let jesus take the wheel as I make sure my seatbelt is on
Take a minute to wonder how the fuck an anime character is riding my motorcycle and how I'm in the passenger seat when there is none
>letting a girl drive in the first place
you were wrong since the beginning
I don't have a gf so I would obviously be in safe control of my vehicle
Considering she drives an 18 wheeler, I'd probably die before I can get up n grab the wheel.
>Wake up
Remember stupid shit like this is why I don't bother with chicks anymore, and wake up.