*jaywalks your path*

>decide to go for bike ride yesterday
>walking my bike to cross street
>wait at crosswalk
>walk signal goes on
>proceed through crosswalk
>almost get hit by a Cadillac that wanted to run the red
Fuck you too.

A friend of mine failed her test the first time because she almost hit some old Chinese guy who just ran out into the middle of the street from between parked cars, it was pretty bullshit.

I love transport science as an extended field of study, especially highway and train systems, even integrated pedestrian pathways and bike traffic. But bikers want nothing to do with logic, that entire place is infested with leftypol tier faggotry, no other way to say it. Really over activated my almonds to find out.

>mfw bong
>mfw jaywalking is legal
>mfw it's the pedestrians responsibility to not get hit
I have a dashcam, so I'm sorted.

I had this moment last week:
>be on bycicle because want to excercise
>small crossing, cars have to stand anyway
>decide not to use the traffic light
>wait until all cars have stopped, there is a big space between two cars right in front of me
>drive over the red light carefully between cars because it's faster for both
>F10 520d driver honks and screams something out of the window
>flip him off and continue
If I pushed the light (activates on push) he would have waited at least a minute more than usual
who was in the wrong?

>no reason
She isn't wrong.

>live in china
>free to run these assholes over
Yet another thing the Asians do right.

It was a good 10 seconds before she reached the intersection, I was out of there long before she got to it. I think she was mad I just didn't sit at the stop sign waiting for her.

I posted this in another thread too but here in the dutch caliphate pedestrians and cyclists are protected by law. I have had a ped walk into me when I was on my motorcycle waiting for a red light. I wasn't even waiting at the ped crosswalk, I was at the front of the line where I would be with a car too. She was staring at her phone the whole time. When she hit me, she dropped her phone and the screen cracked lmao. She wanted to claim her screen on my insurance but I sent the video to my insurance and told them I did nothing wrong, zhe didn't look up as is visible in the video. Not posting it because I the case is still ongoing.
Also, I've had suicidal cyclists staring at phones merge into my lane without even once looking up from their phone, I eventually evade them because muhh important social media muhh headphones. They are becoming a menace worse than old people on e-bikes. I know another dutch Veeky Forumstist who hit one on his motorcycle lmao

You were wrong because you were on a bike.

>violates law
>hurrrrr durrr who was wrong guise?

>bus unloads like 15 people right by an intersection
>EVERY SINGLE ONE JAYWALKS THROUGH 40-50MPH TRAFFIC AND STARTS YELLING AT CARS TO STOP
Do they put some sort of chemical into the seats to sanitize them that causes IQ's to drop?

youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

I want to know what the bus driver's reaction to this shit is.

*has state law giving pedestrians right of way*

>see old couple at traffic island crossing on a slip lane
>theyre waddling along at .00025km/h
>start slowing down for the sliplane
>they look up and see my car
>[waddling intensifies]
>I'm not stopping so some crusty mummys can try to avoid turning to dust infront of my car
>coast through the crossing (perfectly legal as you only give way to pedestrians if theyre actually on a crossing)
>they start hurling abuse at my rear windshield
>despite the fact that they were actually two metres from the crossing
I really dislike the "I'm old so you have to respect me" mentality.

>runs 9 stop signs and 4 red lights but gets pissed when a car doesn't give 4 feet of space while they are taking the lane

I created no inconvenience for anyone, I can't get behind why he honked.

Me too. It’s just a crutch for old people who feel they have waitsted their life away.

is this not illegal there?

technically no, but d-bags like this give normal cyclists a bad name and increases the hate.

Just a reminder, not all of us are d-bags like that asshole.

>brakes sharply and shouts cunt out the window at him

>NO FUN ALLOWED FUCKING CAGERS HAHA GET REKT

I've been on the other side of this
>walking to car
>crossing crosswalk
>see jimbo trons delivery car
>too freaky fast
>rolls through a stop sign
>at me even though I'm already in the street
>have to jump back so he doesn't hit me
>whack his car because he's an asshole
>yeah he was that close
>he comes around the block to pass by me again, probably to complain to me for some reason
>tell him I'm calling his boss
>he says go ahead
>so I do
>find out jimmy johns is hiring drivers the next day
kek

>school bus unloads like 15 people right by an intersection
>kids jaywalk through 40-50mph traffic
>cars refuse to stop for the parked schoolbus since 40-50MPH highway

The school buses do have some stops on some fast moving highways. One of them is a 60mph one but can't be helped as there are apartment complexes there. No traffic lights and the school bus cannot enter apartment complexes.

>move into the pedestrian crosswalk because I'm trying to make a turn
>chad crosses the street
>slams the hood of my car with his umbrella
>I don't do anything because I'ma a low test soyboy

>schoolbus stops on actual highways
What in the fuck
Where is this?

literally any rural area

>tfw Jaywalking is completely legal in my state
Infuriates me when I'm driving, but I love the shit out of it when I'm not so I guess I'm a piece of shit but I'm fine with that.

in the midwest there are houses along 6-8 lane divided highways

most of the time I just slow down for them like a cuck, but one day an Asian woman walked out onto the street about a half block away, I clutched in and punched the gas, she turned the fuck around.

this is why you get a straight pipe, kiddos

>Driving in my neighborhood, just came to stop sign
>There's some punk walking straight down the middle of the incoming lane, dead centered, staring at his fucking phone, headphones in.
>It's 9:30 and my headlights are right on him, and he somehow doesn't notice.
>"Alright, I'll just drive around him to the left"
>He starts mad swerving towards that lane, never lifting head from phone.
>Slam on brake to avoid hitting him
>Get fucking pissed, slam horn
>He looks up, makes angry motions with hands, hear incoherent yelling
>Since he looked up, used this opportunity to drive around him without him swerving into the lane.

>Work at Walmart
>Pushing a 3000 pound pallet of water into its spot on the sales floor
>About three feet between the pallet and the wall
>Lady darts in that gap, forcing me to quick drop the pallet to prevent it from crushing her

Jaywalking is cancer

In EE everyone jaywalks. Cars pay no attention to it and its up to the pedestrian to time him movement between the cars.

Its flawless.

Bitch just push the button like you were supposed to.

>*accelerates*

>giving pedestrians right of way
Not jay-walkers.

>driving to work down state road
>55mph speed limit
>up ahead i see a whole crowd of cyclists taking up both lanes in a strait line
>slow down and im like 10ft behind them
>they apparently cant hear my car literally right behind them.
>honk my horn and startle them making one jump and fall over
>some move to the side while others are yelling at me
>floor it on through