*jaywalks your path*

*jaywalks your path*

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>that face they make when they almost walk into your car and you don't stop for them
cross walks over yonder my guy

>flips you off for no reason

>Attempts to slam your hood because you're parked 2 cm too far ahead in an intersection
>Miss, slip off his bike and slam his face into the pavement
Happened three years ago, and was the best damn laugh I've ever had.

They always look so insulted as if I was driving on the sidewalk instead of the other way around
It's the darndest thing

>increases throttle input

>at stop sign, turning right
>see a cyclist 30 feet away
>turn right
>cyclist catches up later and she screeches at me
>LOOK BOTH WAYS!!!
Behead all cyclists

>Press brakes to avoid insurance scam bs, but heel toe downshift at the same time

Guaranteed to scare the utter crap out of them and make them move out of the way. Nocars that walk places don't know the difference, an engine revving must mean they're about to get splattered

daily reminder /n/ is full of faggots who support this

I have a fear that one day I'll hit some dumb fuck who pops out from between parked cars without even looking.