most of the time I just slow down for them like a cuck, but one day an Asian woman walked out onto the street about a half block away, I clutched in and punched the gas, she turned the fuck around.
this is why you get a straight pipe, kiddos
*jaywalks your path*
Ayden Sanders
Isaiah Reyes
>Driving in my neighborhood, just came to stop sign
>There's some punk walking straight down the middle of the incoming lane, dead centered, staring at his fucking phone, headphones in.
>It's 9:30 and my headlights are right on him, and he somehow doesn't notice.
>"Alright, I'll just drive around him to the left"
>He starts mad swerving towards that lane, never lifting head from phone.
>Slam on brake to avoid hitting him
>Get fucking pissed, slam horn
>He looks up, makes angry motions with hands, hear incoherent yelling
>Since he looked up, used this opportunity to drive around him without him swerving into the lane.
Henry White
>Work at Walmart
>Pushing a 3000 pound pallet of water into its spot on the sales floor
>About three feet between the pallet and the wall
>Lady darts in that gap, forcing me to quick drop the pallet to prevent it from crushing her
Jaywalking is cancer
Jaxson Hernandez
In EE everyone jaywalks. Cars pay no attention to it and its up to the pedestrian to time him movement between the cars.
Its flawless.
Christopher Harris
Bitch just push the button like you were supposed to.
Nathaniel Long
>*accelerates*
William Thompson
>giving pedestrians right of way
Not jay-walkers.
Ryder Reed
>driving to work down state road
>55mph speed limit
>up ahead i see a whole crowd of cyclists taking up both lanes in a strait line
>slow down and im like 10ft behind them
>they apparently cant hear my car literally right behind them.
>honk my horn and startle them making one jump and fall over
>some move to the side while others are yelling at me
>floor it on through