[Daily Bike Thread] - /dbt/

Lol faggot cuck rekt his biek

>Underbelly
>Side
>Undertail
What's your favourite exhaust?

Don't worry offroading is all about eating shit. I've gone on trails where I dropped the bike multiple times in the same trip, it's about learning and practicing. If anyone tells you different they don't ride offroad.

depends on the bike senpai

single sidearm=underbelly
normal=tail

And if its boipucci?

This user knows what's up.

How about a combo?

I’d lock his feminine penis in a chastity cage and make him fight or suck me for the key

It’s over 200!!!!

I think as I get fatter my penis is shrinking. It’s so frustrating not even having the sensation of having a penis.

first for end it all

Yes

shrinking i dunno, but you can definitely lose length to fat
also, eating unhealthily and in large quantities can diminish you testosterone production, leading to possibly erectile disfunction, prostate cancer and other nasty shit

Whichever one is optimal for the bike’s performance. So an inline 4 with an undertail exhaust makes no fucking sense to me. It adds weight and the center of gravity is pushed higher up. The only advantage i see of a undertail exhaust is better ground clearance for cornering.

Ok thanks.

Does everyone on /dbt/ ride this slow and pathetic on trails?

26th for Japanese bikes suck dick

youtu.be/iMvIHWYoD2I?t=12m2s

>Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

How do I find out my guardian angel's top speed?

wait a sec, have i been jewed
mine didnt come with that feature

They go the speed of feel

"pin it faggot"
-your guardian angel

Just normal every day bike gear in America.

What kind of anti sidewalk gorilla pocket candy do you carry on your every day ride DBT?

That's how you escape them
Plain wheelies won't do

there is a youtube anime reviewer who has that hat

It's a comfy hat. Makes me look Mic

So they trail behind you and catch you up when you stop?

Are ADV bikes a meme? I wanted a sport bike, a dirt bike and a touring bike, so I bought an ADV bike thinking it would satisfy my need for all 3, but I realized it's just a boring bike full of compromises that's mediocre for everything.

Adventure bikes are the SUV/crossovers of the motorcycle world.

Im buying an adv bike next week. Yay

what is the best bike to attract QT's. first thought is the fastest sportiest looking bike you can possibly get but I feel that will only get me crusty old men and 12 year old boys. second though is some sort of UJM/standard but they all seem to be either hipster bait like the duck scrabler or autistic mall-ninja like MT's.
obviously adv is a non starter and cruisers only get you boomers and SOA larpers
wat do lads

All bikes are the same to girls

I've had plenty of hotties hit me up to ride on my cruiser. But also plenty of old hags lol

A BMW or red Ducati

Anything a girl can post pics of on instagram

Honda CBR125R, it's the sexiest, most brutal, powerful machine in existence, no qt can resist it

QT's don't like jumping off the pillion seat to help you push over hills though

Post bike

Royal Enfield

not looking for a PITL thanks

Should i buy any of these Veeky Forums?

providence.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1998-zx7r-kawasaki/6487638112.html

nh.craigslist.org/mcy/d/honda-cbr600-95/6498961665.html

need something to keep me busy...

5hrs till I get an absolute steal on ebay lads absolutely shitting it that someone's going to poach me last minute

Went for a private viewing at a collector today with over 240 bikes. Lots of Yawa's, BMW's, Heskeths, WWII sidecar including MG42 gun, basically complete range of BMW bikes, ancient dakar bikes, a wooden motorcycle from 1812 or thereabouts, some Dutch bikes, wankel engines. Too many bikes to list or really take in but it was marvellous.

>yfw you'll never spend millions on a motorcycle collection

yes

mine

>what bike do gir
just get a dual sport faggot. anything that looks like a dirt bike is a pussy magnet.

ha ha echo $(no.py)

Any pictures from the wooden one?

of the wooden one*

Maybe stop being an insecure faggot and get what ever YOU like.

"insecure" I like all bikes I want a poos magnet

that cube is unsolvable

You are insecure if youre trying to use a bike to pick up women.
Its pathetic.
Bikes dont get women. Being confident and well sorted does.

>mall ninja
Ninjas are cool as fuck and women hang out at malls
Sounds like you want an MT m8

no shit nig. Guess what clean cloths don't "get women" being fit doesn't "get women" nothing individualy will "get women" but having as much of what is within your control sorted out reduces your risk of failure. Spoilers I can control what bike I buy.

You have brain damage

sic comeback

are the speed/street triples good bikes? any glaring issues with them? comparable bikes if not that great?

whats the difference between the r, the s, and the rs?

im considering getting one of these as my second bike, not sure if I should get the speed or street. seems most people unanimously love these.

675 striple is bulletproof

Wait till 2020 to buy a 765

honestly been wanting the 765 over the 675, seems like they made some pretty huge upgrades all over. but not willing to pay top dollar buying one new... i guess the 675's are pretty cheap tho. and probably more than quick enough. i just want something i wont get bored with or find too lackluster like my ninjette is getting.

The cbr looks complete, but I wouldn't buy either. That just me, but if you're absolutely getting one, cbr.

Its the same as pic related but I didn't take any proper pictures myself. 1885~

The 675 will do 3 seconds to 60 in 1st gear.

Nobody gets bored of that

>imblying you have the skill to do that
Fuck off child

>need skill to be in first gear and open the throttle
lel???????

Daytona 675 (street triple analogue) was my first bike. Intoxicating exhaust note and intake gurgle, but lack of power really. Impossible to lift up the front wheel outside of 1st gear without a clutch dump, barely faster than a C7 base model Vette in a straight line. However, I once complemented a random guy's Speed Triple 1050 and he let me rip it around the parking lot, it felt like a real powerful beast between my legs. It's a lot lower revving, though, which I'm sure is great for scooting around town, but I like to tickle-torture the limiter and that's a lot more fun at 15k than 10k. Cheers

Hello nobike

>look at me I have a gun
>just in case I go to a normal peaceful non-warzone and some Veeky Forums dweeb starts to shoot up the place, at least I can think try to play hero before the bullets kill me dead

>hasnt been to the Honda Collection hall, Japan
>glorious display of all the best cars and bikes of glorious Big Red

675 striples don't power wheelie even in 1st buddy. Their wheelbase is too long

I see youve read and assumed something on the internet.

traps dont count

I can do it on my old speed triple and I fully accept that im a noob. It's not that fucking hard to go fast in a straight line.

I'm not a mentally ill faggot, my gf is female.

We totally believe you, your "gf" is fe*male*

Im sure she is but why are you taking pictures of yourself on the bike like that?

Guys my bike just randomly shut off while I was riding it. I pull off to the side of the road, take the key out and try to start it again and it starts right back up. Should I be worried? I don't think I accidentally hit the kill switch

>I don't think I accidentally hit the kill switch

shit fuel?

If it happens again check the ignition or just describe the problem to a pro mechanic if you're not broke

Beats hiding like a bitch and hoping he dosnt find you.

How could you possibly know that?

Has anyone ever taken a class where they had to do the Keyhole drill?

i'm not him but if you look at the bottom right block it has yellow on two sides

uhhhhhhhh??????

Started the tear down, already a million things wrong with it..

Cazzo! What seems to be the problem, Signore?

Damn, that's true. Thanks, user.

Here's some armpits:

This guy had 0 nip bikes. Based lad

Wtf, why would someone do this??

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Probably just where the optional cupholder used to be. Can't just leave the empty holes behind

man those look so much better without the ugly fairings