i need a 990 FUCKING NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lucas Wood
>first 30 seconds >okay not the car so it's gotta be later >hit a bunch of hard gravel >okay definitely it >nope >4:25 steep rough hill >here we go wipeout time >not even >multiple dips and rough patches and nothing for next 5 minutes >nothing >tiny walking trail >8 minutes in >rut, no crash >bike dude, no crash >cactus everywhere >nope >multiple ruts and rough patches towards the 11-12 minute mark >nada >13 minute mark, okay here we go, ooohhh yeah you're going down this time bitch >nope, passes it and the incline hop after it >last 20 seconds of a 16 minute fucking video >falls down to the ground with no obstacles, obstructions, or anything to warrant falling, dipping down like a toddler >'too easy' Nice video, but tell us where you eat shit next time so we can laugh at you without sifting through 16 minutes of footage.
Sebastian Rodriguez
kys wr
William Flores
>take a nice picture of my bike >can see just about every scratch I put on it
Welp
Gabriel Cooper
I know that feel user.
Ethan Kelly
Lol faggot cuck rekt his biek
Jose Gray
>Underbelly >Side >Undertail What's your favourite exhaust?
Kayden Jones
Don't worry offroading is all about eating shit. I've gone on trails where I dropped the bike multiple times in the same trip, it's about learning and practicing. If anyone tells you different they don't ride offroad.
Charles Martinez
depends on the bike senpai
single sidearm=underbelly normal=tail
Gavin Murphy
And if its boipucci?
Mason Walker
This user knows what's up.
Liam Torres
How about a combo?
Camden Sullivan
I’d lock his feminine penis in a chastity cage and make him fight or suck me for the key
Nolan Flores
It’s over 200!!!!
Colton Hall
I think as I get fatter my penis is shrinking. It’s so frustrating not even having the sensation of having a penis.
Bentley Kelly
first for end it all
Luis Wilson
Yes
Joseph Diaz
shrinking i dunno, but you can definitely lose length to fat also, eating unhealthily and in large quantities can diminish you testosterone production, leading to possibly erectile disfunction, prostate cancer and other nasty shit
Grayson Collins
Whichever one is optimal for the bike’s performance. So an inline 4 with an undertail exhaust makes no fucking sense to me. It adds weight and the center of gravity is pushed higher up. The only advantage i see of a undertail exhaust is better ground clearance for cornering.
Tyler Diaz
Ok thanks.
Caleb Bennett
Does everyone on /dbt/ ride this slow and pathetic on trails?
>Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
How do I find out my guardian angel's top speed?
Sebastian Collins
wait a sec, have i been jewed mine didnt come with that feature
Xavier Reed
They go the speed of feel
Jonathan Lee
"pin it faggot" -your guardian angel
Josiah Taylor
Just normal every day bike gear in America.
What kind of anti sidewalk gorilla pocket candy do you carry on your every day ride DBT?
Joshua Kelly
That's how you escape them Plain wheelies won't do
Connor Anderson
there is a youtube anime reviewer who has that hat
Thomas Parker
It's a comfy hat. Makes me look Mic
Carson Parker
So they trail behind you and catch you up when you stop?
Kevin Ramirez
Are ADV bikes a meme? I wanted a sport bike, a dirt bike and a touring bike, so I bought an ADV bike thinking it would satisfy my need for all 3, but I realized it's just a boring bike full of compromises that's mediocre for everything.
Lucas Johnson
Adventure bikes are the SUV/crossovers of the motorcycle world.
Caleb Wood
Im buying an adv bike next week. Yay
Isaiah Watson
what is the best bike to attract QT's. first thought is the fastest sportiest looking bike you can possibly get but I feel that will only get me crusty old men and 12 year old boys. second though is some sort of UJM/standard but they all seem to be either hipster bait like the duck scrabler or autistic mall-ninja like MT's. obviously adv is a non starter and cruisers only get you boomers and SOA larpers wat do lads
Adam Richardson
All bikes are the same to girls
Mason Powell
I've had plenty of hotties hit me up to ride on my cruiser. But also plenty of old hags lol
Ryan Gray
A BMW or red Ducati
Anything a girl can post pics of on instagram
Anthony Allen
Honda CBR125R, it's the sexiest, most brutal, powerful machine in existence, no qt can resist it
Juan Bailey
QT's don't like jumping off the pillion seat to help you push over hills though
5hrs till I get an absolute steal on ebay lads absolutely shitting it that someone's going to poach me last minute
Isaac Roberts
Went for a private viewing at a collector today with over 240 bikes. Lots of Yawa's, BMW's, Heskeths, WWII sidecar including MG42 gun, basically complete range of BMW bikes, ancient dakar bikes, a wooden motorcycle from 1812 or thereabouts, some Dutch bikes, wankel engines. Too many bikes to list or really take in but it was marvellous.
>yfw you'll never spend millions on a motorcycle collection
Leo Miller
yes
Blake Wright
mine
Andrew Ross
>what bike do gir just get a dual sport faggot. anything that looks like a dirt bike is a pussy magnet.
Robert Lopez
ha ha echo $(no.py)
Aiden Peterson
Any pictures from the wooden one?
Christopher Hall
of the wooden one*
Blake Richardson
Maybe stop being an insecure faggot and get what ever YOU like.
Robert White
"insecure" I like all bikes I want a poos magnet
Luis Reed
that cube is unsolvable
Jaxon King
You are insecure if youre trying to use a bike to pick up women. Its pathetic. Bikes dont get women. Being confident and well sorted does.
Xavier Ortiz
>mall ninja Ninjas are cool as fuck and women hang out at malls Sounds like you want an MT m8
Cooper Smith
no shit nig. Guess what clean cloths don't "get women" being fit doesn't "get women" nothing individualy will "get women" but having as much of what is within your control sorted out reduces your risk of failure. Spoilers I can control what bike I buy.
Joshua Miller
You have brain damage
Bentley Martinez
sic comeback
Parker Thomas
are the speed/street triples good bikes? any glaring issues with them? comparable bikes if not that great?
whats the difference between the r, the s, and the rs?
im considering getting one of these as my second bike, not sure if I should get the speed or street. seems most people unanimously love these.
Charles Collins
675 striple is bulletproof
Wait till 2020 to buy a 765
Mason Morris
honestly been wanting the 765 over the 675, seems like they made some pretty huge upgrades all over. but not willing to pay top dollar buying one new... i guess the 675's are pretty cheap tho. and probably more than quick enough. i just want something i wont get bored with or find too lackluster like my ninjette is getting.
Ryder Nguyen
The cbr looks complete, but I wouldn't buy either. That just me, but if you're absolutely getting one, cbr.
Leo Walker
Its the same as pic related but I didn't take any proper pictures myself. 1885~
Owen James
The 675 will do 3 seconds to 60 in 1st gear.
Nobody gets bored of that
Colton Parker
>imblying you have the skill to do that Fuck off child
Grayson Morgan
>need skill to be in first gear and open the throttle lel???????
Joseph Martinez
Daytona 675 (street triple analogue) was my first bike. Intoxicating exhaust note and intake gurgle, but lack of power really. Impossible to lift up the front wheel outside of 1st gear without a clutch dump, barely faster than a C7 base model Vette in a straight line. However, I once complemented a random guy's Speed Triple 1050 and he let me rip it around the parking lot, it felt like a real powerful beast between my legs. It's a lot lower revving, though, which I'm sure is great for scooting around town, but I like to tickle-torture the limiter and that's a lot more fun at 15k than 10k. Cheers
Noah Thomas
Hello nobike
Elijah Richardson
>look at me I have a gun >just in case I go to a normal peaceful non-warzone and some Veeky Forums dweeb starts to shoot up the place, at least I can think try to play hero before the bullets kill me dead
James Ross
>hasnt been to the Honda Collection hall, Japan >glorious display of all the best cars and bikes of glorious Big Red
Levi Young
675 striples don't power wheelie even in 1st buddy. Their wheelbase is too long
John Wilson
I see youve read and assumed something on the internet.
Josiah Watson
traps dont count
Oliver Hall
I can do it on my old speed triple and I fully accept that im a noob. It's not that fucking hard to go fast in a straight line.
Lincoln Reed
I'm not a mentally ill faggot, my gf is female.
John Ortiz
We totally believe you, your "gf" is fe*male*
Ryder Cooper
Im sure she is but why are you taking pictures of yourself on the bike like that?
Jack Johnson
Guys my bike just randomly shut off while I was riding it. I pull off to the side of the road, take the key out and try to start it again and it starts right back up. Should I be worried? I don't think I accidentally hit the kill switch
Aiden Fisher
>I don't think I accidentally hit the kill switch
shit fuel?
Jose Barnes
If it happens again check the ignition or just describe the problem to a pro mechanic if you're not broke
Joseph Campbell
Beats hiding like a bitch and hoping he dosnt find you.
David Parker
How could you possibly know that?
John Brooks
Has anyone ever taken a class where they had to do the Keyhole drill?
Isaac Sanchez
i'm not him but if you look at the bottom right block it has yellow on two sides
Owen Long
uhhhhhhhh??????
Adrian Turner
Started the tear down, already a million things wrong with it..
Jack James
Cazzo! What seems to be the problem, Signore?
Carter Thomas
Damn, that's true. Thanks, user.
Here's some armpits:
Ryan Campbell
This guy had 0 nip bikes. Based lad
Lucas Sullivan
Wtf, why would someone do this??
Brody Flores
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Luke King
Probably just where the optional cupholder used to be. Can't just leave the empty holes behind
Ryan Thomas
man those look so much better without the ugly fairings