>at KFC
>finish my flamin' wrap and 10 popcorn chicken bites
>leave
>some guy pulls up into a disabled bay
>lets his passenger out
>clearly neither of them are disabled
>whip out my house key adorned with a Jaguar keyring
>start to key his car
>don't even make it to the third panel before he gets out of his car and starts screaming at me
>starts getting all aggressive and shouting at me and shit
What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>at KFC
Things that don't happen in britain.
It's literally 100 yards from my house and is delicious, fuck McDonald's you dumb pleb.
>He doesn't take note of this week's news
Wanna know how I know how youre a liar? KFC ran outta chicken.
As a guy who actually works there I'd be shocked if they had chicken.
Fake but...
My wifes a stumpgirl. People who park in cripple spots and aren't handicapped piss me off. Only thing more infuriating is the preggo parking at some stores. There's one grocery store by me where the preggo spots are closer than the cripple spots... shots merely an excuse for fat women to pretend they're knocked up for better parking.
>pregnant parking spots
these are a thing?
where?
>pregnant parking spots
It's how I used to refer to your wife's cunt while she had one in the oven.
I've seen one at a supermarket in a small liberal arts college town.