At KFC

I hope you checked for a disabled sticker first.
My girlfriend looks completely normal, but because of her condition she can't walk far without her muscles seizing up and hurting. It's not an obvious disability, and some people have given her shit for parking in a disabled park. I almost smashed the cunt last time, but security guard made the guy leave.

Every Hy-Vee grocery store Ive ever been to.

>your wife's cunt
that would imply I even have a wife, or at least girlfriend

At least your KFC is open ;_;

Like yo mamma's ass.

Do they not have disabled plates or placards in Bongland?

You get a badge that you place in the window.

If you had a Jag, it'd be all right

>Do they not have disabled plates or placards in Bongland?
Far too many. A lot of people park in disabled parking with a pass they hang on their mirror. But none of the people in the car are disabled. They just had their old grandpa or grandma apply for one! Once they got it, the rest of the family just borrows that thing so they can park wherever they want. I constantly see people in handicapped spots without any handicap. They are young and healthy with no limp. What sucks even more is when a big tall pickup truck F350 or RAM. It's improbable that genuinely handicapped people are driving those monsters in the first place.

Preggo spots aren't legally protected like cripple spots. I park in them all the time