Conefagging

Punto GT

I've thought about getting a number beetle as a dedicated 'cross runner partly because they sell cheap and you can bolt on a lot of Golf/TT parts and partly just to be funny.
I'd definitely hack up the exhaust and call it the Fart Kart.

>number beetle
Hurp
*Nu Beetle

>tfw no conefagging in central europe

You have hillclimbs and rallying, shut up.

>Hillclimbs
I really want to buy a chunk of land in the river bluffs near me, cut out a dirt course and host hill climbs.
I'm sure it would be an nightmare getting insurance and keeping people off the track when there's not an event going on, though.

literally any small hatchback

much harder and expensive to get into

4th gen F-body. Cheap. Huge aftermarket

>tfw no conefagging in baltic
>tfw track time attack is 25-50 eur a day and its once a month
>tfw rally and ice track are even cheaper
>tfw only safety requirements are a car and a helmet