>Virgin
Crumple zones
>Drivelet
>wive
>kids
>kids
All the more reason to not want safety standards.
Prove it.
Wouldn't need fluffy bags to save us if we wouldn't pussify cars to the point of making it impossible to fuck up.
when I was 16 I backed into my friend's Saturn Ion with my b-series pickup. My bumper was unscratched but his was completely caved in even though I was going like 3 mph.
That's the only time I've been pissed about crumple zones
See
>overall likelihood of death is minimal in both cases
>money.cnn.com
>Despite safer cars, traffic fatalities are on the rise
>Altogether what NHTSA classifies as "human choices," such as driving while intoxicated or driving too fast, account for 94% of serious accidents.
>HUMAN CHOICES aka driving an unsafe outdated shitbox. Enjoy the A pillars crushing your internal organs, bucko
>american
lol euro roads are so narrow and twisty and our cars so slow that we never pick up lethal speeds
>2004, driving 1980s volvo
>old lady in a 2002 fiesta pulls out a side road, no time to stop
>letsgetjiggy.mp4
the mighty volvo penetrates the fiesta like a tentacle in a hentai, the old lady later dies in hospital (she's about 70 i think), fiesta written off
the volvo lives on, needed a bumper skin, headlight and bonnet (hood), although now it had tasted blood i wasn't sure about driving it for a while after
would a gay modern car be able to survive that? i don't know
wont they just slide off the twisty roads, retard?
Damn, a friend of mine flipped his ion three times at initial speed of somewhere around 70 mph and all he got was a big scratch on his arm (hydroplaned right off the road)