Things "aspiring" webpreneurs say

Emberburn
Emberburn

Things "aspiring" webpreneurs say.

You know him, or you might even be him or have been him at some point.
These guys are a disgrace, generally pathetic and their line of thinking goes something like this:
I don't need to education, Bill Gates quit high school
I got an idea, wanna team up, build it and split 50/50?
LOL, working at office is drone job, I read 4 hour workweek and am on my road to financial independence.
I am a blogger for dog training niche and sell ebooks on Clickbank
My home is my office
I don't need to know to program, I will just install wordpress and hire Ahmed for small scripts, that is business thinking!
"LOL who needs money, I can get models - I just need to polish my pickup method!"
"My dream is to blog about pickup, travel the world, bang chicks and end up living in Thailand while generating passive income from my Clickbank sales"
"I am an NLP practitioner, you have to have people's skills in this dog-eat-dog world"
"Dude, it's not about working hard, it's about working SMART"
"LOL, maths - who needs that shit? You need STREET SMARTS!"
"I gotta invest my money and make it grow. Just put all my life savings (2000$) into this new hyip my online friend sent me. You plebs would never understand, this is complicated finance!"

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askme
askme

Some more!

"MAN, it is about generating PASSIVE INCOME, taking MASSIVE ACTION and living your DREAM LIFESTYLE [travelling the world and fucking chink whores of course]. Now, let me get back to watching 48h RSD seminar session."

"It will be like Facebook, but better"

"It will be like X, but better"

"It will be like X, but"

"Bro, I know this cool site, but please register from my affiliate link, so I get 50 cent commission!"

Techpill
Techpill

"You gotta invest in your future bro!"

Goes on a 2000$ "financial independence" bootcamp

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

"I can't tell you my idea, you will steal it"

"Please don't steal my idea, but here it is. It is basically a tracker for how much you walk."

"What do you mean it is built in Android? No, I did not Google it, I just came up with the idea man."

"What if, what if, what if....what if it was a dating site, but for cat lovers? There are billion cats in world and there are billion people who love cats. So that is billion dollar potential profit right there"

"Have you read Millionaire Fastlane? It opened my eyes!"

"I will be a millionaire before 30"

SniperWish
SniperWish

Uses the words "Lifehack".

Peacocks.

Wears shades.

Dresses in shitty Mens Warehouse suits and thinks he looks like a businessman.

Business address registered to his apartment.

Employs 0 people.

eGremlin
eGremlin

"To suceed in business you have to pick a niche first!"

"How about dog training?"

girlDog
girlDog

"Paid marketing? No way, I just use a free wordpress blog and SEO optimised keywords. You don't have to have money to make money. Just wait til I start ranking for my long tail "dog training for teacup poodles", will see who will be laughing then"

viagrandad
viagrandad

God I posted this an then ran across this shit:

veekyforums.com/thread/1870184/business

"SEO IS FREE"
hahahahahahahahah

takes2long
takes2long

Fucking goldmine OP

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You seem to have a lot of experience with this. How much money do you make online? Or are you memeing about your own failures?

I am but a lonely neet who makes [spoiler]about $200 a month[/spoiler] from my passive niche website.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Words you often hear used by these cunts:

PASSIVE

VALUE

AUTOMATED

FREE

IDEA

PARTNER

Fuck, this shit makes me want to vomit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I want a thailand wife!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Most underrated post 2k17

Mines runescape gold

Flameblow
Flameblow

Biz Vlogs should make a video on this

whereismyname
whereismyname

This is actually a decent way to get some money when you're a kid. Or at least, it used to be.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Quit making fun of me

Spamalot
Spamalot

I just need the right idea then I will make billions

Why do I need to learn X? I can just hire a guy!

My marketing strategy is to go viral

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

this fucking thread
Who are you people and how long have you been monitoring me

Bidwell
Bidwell

We're going in disruptive in the market.
It's all about PASSIVE INCOME, mum!
We're going to be
THE UBER OF ass wiping
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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

webpreneurs

You're fucking kidding? Is this what these assholes are calling themselves these days?

massdebater
massdebater

digitalnomads in a nutshell.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

THE UBER OF
pls stop picking on me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The Millionaire Fastlane is a pretty good book though. It logically lays out why working for a boss is a waste of your time.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

In the 4 hour workweek I liked how he applied the 80/20 principle. And the parts about delegating your work. It stresses how easy it is to hire a few pajeets to do things for you.

But the book could also have been two pages long imo. And from my experience in hiring pajeets I spend more than 4 hours setting out orders and checking their work.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Current position: social marketing expert

happy_sad
happy_sad

Dave is a social marketing ninja [guru, assasin] focusing on latest web trends and tendencies to help your products go viral

cum2soon
cum2soon

"Why yes, of course I can program."

makes sites with wix and plain html

Methshot
Methshot

topkek
i may have once said some of the things itt, ngl

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

G R O W T H H A C K I N G

who /nootropics/ here

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Data is the new oil

farquit
farquit

I day trade on robinhood during my lunch break

SniperWish
SniperWish

people who do a 4 hour job for 3 dollars to say they made money online

It's not a bubble
It's not gambling
clearly a bull trap
im building a new social network
i just read an AMAZING ebook
I only drink *insert liberal shitty brand name*, it keeps me productive during my long work marathons

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I only drink *insert liberal shitty brand name*, it keeps me productive during my long work marathons
People cannot be like this, can they?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Seems like you have a lot of experience with pickup and failing business ventures

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

"You have to think OUT OF THE BOX MAN!"

"Dude, you must take a METHOD and SPIN IT, put your own TWIST ON IT MANG"

"It doesn't require money to make money"

"I do fiverr gigs to make some quick extra cash"

idontknow
idontknow

You should get paid in BTC only brah.
I gotta get my lifts in. Need that gorilla mindset before i start my cold calls.
Never made any cold calls, watched netflix instead.

I have personal experience with the last one.

Snarelure
Snarelure

This is one I recently heard when talking about investment strategy:

I don't need to read anything by Buffett. I read the Art of War by Sun-Zoo.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I used to do this at work until I got slapped with the 'no daytrading on small accounts' rule

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I day trade

fix'd

SniperWish
SniperWish

Alright lads, today I'm going to land on a niche at the very least and get going

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

kys

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Saves very specific frog images
Day trades
Is a leafy fan
Wew

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

day cuck got mad lol

iluvmen
iluvmen

I don't think I've ever said anything like that, but you making this thread begs the question... why the fuck do you care?

Why do you care as to what "webpreneurs" say or even do?

WebTool
WebTool

"webpreneur" got triggered lol

likme
likme

Feels bad man. Can someone explain why digital nomadism isn't viable? I'm trying to develop 3 different online income streams to transition to living out of a backpack and being a wandering hobo with a laptop and money for a shower. I mean, at least I'm trying something. I haven't quit my dayjob yet.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

trades cryptocurrency

takes selfie pictures with [a stranger's] expensive car

"I'm going to be a social network marketer"

constantly posts motivational quotes about success and being rich

talks about his mentor, which is just some random clickbate YouTube channel

constantly talks about programming and web technologies, but doesn't have the attention span to finish code academy

"hey bro can I buy you a lunch no strings attached so I can awkwardly pressure you into buying my patches/vitamins/shakes/supplements/makeup/tupperware/timeshare/life insurance"

We all know that never going to make it guy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It stresses how easy it is to hire a few pajeets to do things for you.

I've actually dealt with this and no, it isn't.

It is usually a bad idea for a small US company to hire someone in Asia.

takes2long
takes2long

It is if you're good at it

Soft_member
Soft_member

constantly talks about programming and web technologies, but doesn't have the attention span to finish code academy

SHEET, guilty of this myself. BUSTEED

Methshot
Methshot

Lol wtf?

Flameblow
Flameblow

No, no, no, let him hire Pajeet.

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