Why aren't you getting your car washed right now?

I prepped for spring today. Got a car wash, waxed the bitch, used trim restore on all my plastic, foamed the tires.

Looking and feeling gud.

Car wash would strip the paint off

Because my microtowels are drying and I'm going to the wash-hall tomorrow.

>Lovingly clean and polish my car yesterday for hours
>Already fucking birdshit on it this morning
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>hours
i wash my car by hand using the two bucket method. it takes me 30min at most. what the fuck does one do for TWO HOURS?

>getting it washed
I prefer not having some underpaid spic who doesn't give a fuck go through my car with cheap equipment and cheap soap, and touchless auto washes don't clean well enough for my standards.

>letting other people touch my vehicle

Yeah, no.

Because my retractable antenna is stuck in the up position so I can't go through an automated wash and it's fucking March in South Dakota so it's too cold to go to the quarter wash.
Also it's a beat to shit Hyundai and I kinda don't give a fuck.