What's the human condition equivalent of a check engine light

>disliking gay homosex faggots fucking eachother in the asshole

it's 2018 grandpa, get with the times. baka...

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>know this guy who is a drywaller
>looks old as fuck, like he's 70 or so
>he's actually 45

Yes please continue and remember that a real man dies from aids, don't be a little bitch and seek treatment.

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headache

occasionally bleeding from the penis tip

great minds think alike

Please remember that girls are nothing but selfish whores and real men die alone. (i dont want you to procreate)

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Blowing your nose and seeing green or yellow mucus instead of clear mucus
>t. knower

I shit blood all the time.. my hemorrhoid like like my little buddy.. sometimes he just likes to say "hi" for a couple days. He communicates in blood.

It's nice to have friends.

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sheesh grandpa it's 2018

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Joking about suicide.
Everyone just ignores it until shit gets bad then they act like it came out of nowhere.