>not collecting older vehicles while they're still abundant
I've got more than enough projects, fixer uppers and spare parts to probably last my lifetime. Just as long as I can still buy gas and diesel...
Year 2000
Thomas Scott
Daniel Sanders
this was written in like 2011, things have changed since then except the no driver part
Leo Flores
My grandpa taught me how to read OBD cables with a paperclip by reading each electrical pulse with my finger (getting shocked). I later used this knowledge to destroy my ex girlfriend's civic. This year I will use it to cheat my smog test again, like I always do.
Jace Wilson
Altering the vehicle in any way is a violation of the EULA. Get out of the car. You have 15 seconds to comply.
Liam Kelly
HALT! You're in violation of the Muh Childrens Act of 2035! Servicing private property is strictly illegal! Cease and desist immediately!
Hunter Martinez
>not owning an SSD
Juan Moore
More like
>year 2000
>wrenching on old cars with your dad
>year 2050
>>turn over your shitbox only to certified dealers to toubleshoot issues
>engine bay completley locked down as to prevent someone from killing themselves
>because the mechanic needs a master in engineering and minor in computer scince, cost per hour of work increases tenfold
>go bankrupt trying to fix your sons 10k shitbox
Zachary Long
>more like
>year 2000
>wrenching on old cars with your dad
>year 2050
>go to mechanic
>robot fixes your car
>pay it in shitcoins you mined while driving
>falls apart because google are retarded
Aaron Lee
Dominic Green
never obsolete :^)