What are your best cop/ticket stories?

>party's over
>shit faced
>fleet of cars leaving at 3am
>my 5.3 beasts wants to rumble
>gun it and pass everyone hit a top speed of about 120mph
>sheriff lights out of fucking no where
>pull into first house I can
>it's a adorable cop and her beaner partner
>my bro ham tells him something in Spanish while she is out running my plates
>mfw got away

In high school, I slid into a curb in the snow and wrecked my mom's Nissan Altima. This was in the 90's so I walked to a payphone to call home. When I got back to the car there was a cop there. I had a friend with me, he let us sit in the car while we waited on the tow truck. He was like, "so, what kinda music you guys listen to? you listen to the X?" and put it on the alternative rock station, turned it up and i swear to god did some heavy crown vic donuts in the snow for 45 seconds. coolest cop ever, everyone involved was a white male

>4 year expired plates on motorcycle
>coming home from work at 2am
>speedo light is out no idea my speed, but definitely too fast
>see cop on service road
>fug
>skip exit hope he doesn’t notice
>no mirrors so I have to look behind me
>bright headlights behind me
>siren and lights
>pull over
>give license
>get warning
I got pulled over 3 times that weekend, but since it’s a small town in the middle of nowhere I just kept getting warnings from the sheriff deputies
>mfw big city cop wanted to impound my bike

D E V I L I S H

>be mexican
>Driving classic beaner mobile
>california plates
>Driving out of cali through arizona at 2 am
you can figure out the rest

>Tokyo Dorifto off a telephone pole into a ditch
>Car is shrekt
>-5 degrees out
>Spend a half an hour running around freezing my ass off looking for a ride back to town
>Eventually get back to town and call a tow truck
>Ride back to crash site
>Tow truck has to stay there for a few hours while a better one comes out
>Bolis show up to a call about an abandoned car in a ditch
>Know one of them
>Get a ride back to town
5/5 breddy gud

>Drunk driving
kys urselves yourself my men

typical

>Be savage
>Barely qualified to operate stone age hand tools, let alone a complex modern machine
>Wonder why I keep getting pulled over

pull me over pig and you'll get double tapped