Just not cotton and paper. They degrade over 5 gorillion years.
What are your best cop/ticket stories?
Asher Gutierrez
Caleb Long
>be me, 19 420 blaz cunnnnt
>just got a q with some mates
>doing 80 in a 60
>cops coming the other way wup wup
>not yet high but fugg it’s in the glove box
>”do you know how fast you were going?”
>just want to get out of there
>”yep, was doing 80”
>”do you want to check the radar?”
>”nah, I was doing the wrong thing, I’ll cop the ticket”
Meanwhile
>mates are smoking durries, one spits gum out the window
>angry lady cop partner chewing them out for littering
Got a $300 ticket, 2 demerit points, 6 month probation but they didn’t search the car, yay
Jaxon Wilson
>Centralization politics start happening in the 90s due Soviet finally kicking the bucket(not really)
>Get licensce in the 2010s
>Go home for vacation
>No speed controls, and somewhat straight roads, so easy to go 130-150 on what is marked as 80km/h
>Area alongside road is regularly logged, so there is a decent amount of sight in summer time
>Haven't even gotten a ticket over busted driving light(waited 2 months to bother to change fuse)
if in doubt, this isn't a story, this is just greentext
Jose Nelson
>Be Caveman
>Go to thing everyday for rubbles
>Use rubbles to buy big machine
>Big machine powered by tiny explosions caused by liquefied dead dinosaurs
>Always smush foot when using it
>Go too fast for the commune
>Get taken to side by Blue Man
>Get piece of paper with hieroglyphics on it
>Use it to wipe after taking dump
Ryder Gonzalez
6 month probation?
Nolan White
When was this? You sure it was a fleetwood and not a caprice or something, cause I don't recall Cadillacs ever being used as cabs
Jaxon Gonzalez
Probationary driving, I was on my ps so no driving between 11pm-5am and another infraction would mean driving disqualification
Mason Bailey
>be actually blazed
>hotboxed car the night before at a party and had a cone that morning
>doing 150 in a 100km
>slowly brake as I go down a hill
>see cops in the distance coming for me as i get to the bottom of the hill
>panic.jpg
>bong in the backseat under some clothes
>just over a q in the car
>high as a kite
>lose licence on the spot starting in 28 days for speeding
>drive 3 hours home 5ks under the limit
>could still smell the weed in my car 3 hours after i got pulled over
Im really lucky. I have priors, i would have gotten absolutely fucked. I was actually 4kms below having my car impounded because Australia.
Inb4 youre a dickhead. I know im a dickhead. I learned a lot that day.
But driving cooked is literally not even bad if you're not a fuckwit and regularly smoke.
Daniel Gonzalez
Oh wow, I had no idea that existed!
I hope thats not still a thing. One year left on my P plates.
Christian Green
So you went from a warning for some minor misdemeanor to resisting arrest. Way to go, champ, you're a real winner.