Im back from dinner, anyways

>be austrailian
>driving down highway
>need to go to the bathroom
>pull off the side of the road
>cop pulls up behind you
>tickets you for not being on a designated off road trail
>begin driving again
>see an emu
>start shaking uncontrollably remembering your grandpa telling you about the war of 32

>>start shaking uncontrollably remembering your grandpa telling you about the war of 32
kek

>be australian
>go to truck
>abo has siphoned half your tank of gas, huffed the fumes and passed out on your driveway
>before he passed out he shat in the bucket with your gas in it
>have to throw away gas
>have to touch abo and move him to sidewalk
>get in truck
>put on unintelligable radio station
>drive to offroad course
>go offroading, get ticket for spinning wheels
>return to road
>get stopped on road for a speck of dirt covering headlight
>continue down road
>move to overtake land train
>hit kangeroo
>emu pecks your dead corpse

I live in the hood on the east coast and ive never been shot or shot at. People seriously underestimate that our nation is the size of their entire fucking continent and the news makes it look like america is post apocalyptic hell hole full of domestic terrorism

>disregard the fact that we lost a war to birds and are losing another one to the bin chickens

fixed

you average 96 people dying everyday to guns, 2 of those are children.

even adjusting for population between aus/usa, its fucking retarded. your murder rate is 5x higher as well and you (on average) die younger.

you also keep poor people poor, meaning they're only hope is to sell drugs/steal/rob and anyone middle class is only 1 bad accident away from being poor.

>converting your 4wd into a dog catcher
top kek, m8

>children
17-year old gang members are minors, not children.

>you also keep poor people poor
Meanwhile you keep your entire country poor.

Australia doesnt have a gang culture that radiates throughout 330,000,000 fucking people either. I'll admit America has a very big suicide problem, since out of our 32,000 gun deaths 21,000 of them are fucking suicides (mostly middle aged white men). The other 10,000 deaths are young black men killed, this portion largely encompasses our masses amount of gangs and the stupid radio promotes it every single day. Dont even get me started on those crime statistics but in a nutshell a large portion of them comes from black on black crime.

its starting to look like /pol in here so go ahead and call me racist and ignorant so we can go about our lives.

>you also keep poor people poor

I am not even american and I can see that it is mostly about the fact that the individual can't control themselves.

>Ooooo I got my taxes back
>Better blow it all on useless shit