>heave open door
>heave door closed
>insert key and prepare myself
>crank while pumping gas pedal
>start and rev out to 4k or else it dies
>set off car alarm and wake up neighbors
>let warm up until the neighbors close their blinds
>press the brake as hard as i can
>shift into reverse
>car jumps
>lock wheels right
>reverse and hear tires rub on fenders
> head on down the road
straight piped turd gen.
cant wait til its a big block.
Ritual
Jeremiah Diaz
Logan Bell
>Unlock car and get in
>Remember I drive an Audi and suddenly get rock hard thinking about the plebs on Veeky Forums who wouldn't even know what to do with such a car
>Jerk off into my hand then walk over to neighbor's 96 Mitsubishi Eclipse and bitch slap it with cum covered hands
>Drive to office, shake bosses hand on way to office.