Don’t be a cuck, buy a truck

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Don’t be a cuck, buy a truck.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Don't be a fagaro drive a Camaro

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Don't be a _____________, drive a ____________!

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King_Martha
King_Martha

don't be a brute, buy a 'ute

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Be reckless - drive Lexus

Techpill
Techpill

hobo
backhoe

What do I win?

TreeEater
TreeEater

don't be a grangran buy a minivan
kill me

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Flameblow
Flameblow

is that a Tacoma with a Mercedes badge?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

dont be a faggot, ride dick no homo

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

No. In-house designed Mercedes pickup truck. It's going to be launched everywhere except America, the country that buys more trucks than any other.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Trucks are for blue collared rednecks and are slow, heavy, and not aerodynamic at all

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Nobody is going to buy that in America for a long list of reasons.

happy_sad
happy_sad

It would have to appeal to US workers and compete directly with the Silverado/Sierra, F150, and Ram 1500.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

yeah because Americans know it will be an unreliable piece of krautshit

massdebater
massdebater

yeah haha!
i love seeing literally nothing in the back of your truck
don't even have to worry about you fucking any women

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Does that abomination look or remotely compare to any of those? Is this what Europeans think we want in a truck?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

the biggest manufacturer of work vehicles in the world
bad
Aren't like half of all the semi trucks brands in the US owned by Daimler?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Only cucks drive trucks

whereismyname
whereismyname

semi trucks
the vehicle archetype of which nearly all are identical between continents

Supergrass
Supergrass

BE A KEK
DRIVE A TRUCK

RumChicken
RumChicken

be as pleasant as an STD, drive an STI

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JunkTop
JunkTop

We drive real semi trucks in America not that euro cabover trash.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Be a man, drive a van

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

semi trucks aren't the best selling vehicles in America. That would be the F150, Silverado, and Ram 1500.
When did semis enter the conversation? Oh wait. They didn't until you strawmanned Americans

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Don't be a __Masterbator__, drive an _Excavator___!

Booteefool
Booteefool

but those things are utilitarian as fuck. i want one in my vehicle collection

girlDog
girlDog

IS YOUR DADDY BLACK? GET A CADILLAC!

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Dont be an arab, drive a sprinter carib

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farquit
farquit

fuckin pikeys

viagrandad
viagrandad

Trucks are the ultimate cuck mobile though. You pay out the ass to haul air and look like you have little dick syndrome.

Inmate
Inmate

Dont be a fuck, drive a puch!

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Yeah and driving a $100k sports car screams I got a 9 incher....

Techpill
Techpill

don't be gay drive a 747

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Emberfire
Emberfire

at least he can go fast in a sports cars

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

semi trucks
used for the same purposes as a standard full size truck

try again sweetie

Supergrass
Supergrass

That's the same thing. Any form of showing off or acting out implies your dick looks like it was transplanted from a toddler. Real men don't give a fuck what other random people think and drive what suits them best, of which there are many options in the low to mid price range.

Lunatick
Lunatick

doesn't rhyme you homo.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

are 460/61s attainable in decent condition and sub 100k? i might import one any eurofags?

King_Martha
King_Martha

be really noice, drive a bentley

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Snarelure
Snarelure

But you can't because sports cars have 1'' of clearance and the roads are littered with potholes and speedbumps. Even matt in his brotruck can double the speed limit in the twisties in his lifted 3500.

JunkTop
JunkTop

That’s literally Canada

Nojokur
Nojokur

Were basically America just richer, fitter and nicer.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why do trucks with straight six engines have two stacks?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Canada is not a country. It's America's hat

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Eurocuck soyboy detected.

Trucks these days can actually go fast

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yet they can't stop fast and have shit handling. Truck cucks are responsible for a ton of wrecks in my area. The aggressive driving goes along with the needledick mentality.

Techpill
Techpill

Esthetics. Same reason they build higher trim econboxes and cuckovers with dual exhaust exits

Flameblow
Flameblow

I love how salty Veeky Forums gets about pickup trucks kek

Can someone give me a legit reason Why? A modern pickup is infinitely more practical as a dd than a sports car. Especially in places with bad roads and bad weather

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Unless you're Afghani, stop liking Pagani.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

fox and grapes

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

probably because they're way bigger than necessary. The ranger/b-series was all 99% of people needed

askme
askme

canada is asia

Techpill
Techpill

fox and grapes
about a 16 second quarter mile

Emberfire
Emberfire

That's a shit argument. Theyre hardly larger than a comparable truck from 20
- 30 years ago. Bloated, yes. But not fuckhuge.

All new vehicles are bloated as fuck in Murica thanks to safety regs.

StonedTime
StonedTime

drag racing is the only thing in life
how does it feel to be a cuck

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

My reasons based on observations in my area:

Absolute white trash owner base
LEDs everywhere, always on
Lift it and don't aim the headlights
Diesel smoke all day everyday, have to close my windows when there's one near me
Straight pipes and/or megaphone tips annoying as fuck noise
Always driving far below the speed limit unless on the highway, in which case they're tailgating whatever is in front of them

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lazy/10 you can do better

takes2long
takes2long

Because trucks are LITERALLY the Chad of vehicles. Big, strong, safe, fast, attracts all potential mates, and overall superior to 80% of the beta vehicles on the road. Trucks are the Chads while crossovers are Stacies.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

why

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's a Navara with Mercedes badge

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

That'd be like me hating ae86 or 240's or civics or literally anything cheap and sporty because of all the faggots with no taste buy them, destroy them or boirace them.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Don't be a fucker, just chucker in the 'ute mate

Lunatick
Lunatick

HAHAHAHAHAHA

farquit
farquit

You can get Silverados with 6 piston Brembo's up front. Aggressive driving? Coming from a place that advocates "shredding the twisties" that's a little ironic.

You remind me of this guy.
youtube.com/watch?v=oQ8osepOya0

Methnerd
Methnerd

I genuinely like trucks but can't justify the cost. They're like $40 grand bare bones, guzzle gas and are hard to park and maneuver in a city.

Brah, if you can afford a 60K F-150 you can probably afford to have someone do dirty work for you.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Well, that's normal behavior from a subhuman. Almost all subhumans drive trucks in these parts.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What does $40k get you in the shitty land of crossovers? A lifted fwd shitbox with a 2.0t? You can get a nicely loaded GM or Dodge for $40k. That $40k truck is still 350hp and does 60 in 6 seconds.

The vast majority of people lease their mall crawlers. Dealerships are always offering 2 year zero maintenance packages on trucks. So even your average trades guy can afford a $60k xxdudebro#browning edition truck. People with trucks usually have toys that they haul with the truck.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I've got 3 trucks (they're rc though) if I want to haul anything I'll borrow someone's and let them use my 44 mpg shaggin wagon

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Chad is trucks, Brad is american muscle cars

Sorry Jeremy nobody gives a shit about your Subaru STI 4 banger.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Wanna blow a guy? Drive an STI

Spamalot
Spamalot

Pushover, bulldozer

viagrandad
viagrandad

If you had 90k hp, you wouldn't care about rhyming

StonedTime
StonedTime

$40K in the land of shitty crossovers will get you leather, heated and cooled massaging seats, adaptive cruise control, so many safety features you could fall asleep at the wheel, keyless entry with proximity locks, auto climate control, XM radio, auto parallel park, foot sensing tail gate, HID auto headlights, auto start, power adjustable seats, seat memory, 10 USB outlets, auto wipers ect ect.

40K in the land of pickups gets you (maybe) 4 wheel drive and bed without a liner.

But hey, manly dude.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

wanna look fabulous around the S-bend? get yourself a Miata, girlfriend

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Do you want a truck or a fucking lattemobile? Your average mall crawler spec truck will have 8/10 of those features.

viagrandad
viagrandad

leather, heated and cooled massaging seats
haha gay
adaptive cruise control
gay
so many safety features you could fall asleep at the wheel
more like, you could blow the guy in the passenger seat while driving
keyless entry with proximity locks
gay
auto climate control
gay
XM radio
XM? more like se"X" "M"en because if you listen to XM then you want to have with sex with men
auto parallel park
so gay
foot sensing tail gate
so you can open the tail gate while double fisting cocks
HID auto headlights
"oh no its dark i dunno what to do, maybe suck dicks?"
auto start
i didnt even know this existed but im sure its gay
power adjustable seats
gay
seat memory
the seat remembers how gay you are
10 USB outlets
plugs to remind you of mens anuses
auto wipers
it can auto wipe the spooge off your face

this post is shit but i spent too much time formatting it so im submitting it anyway

Emberburn
Emberburn

I laughed a little too hard at this. But yeah there's a reason why those companies spend 80 billion on superbowl commercials showing bearded guys hauling bulldozers. The profit margin is ridiculous

RavySnake
RavySnake

Want to be a turbo faggot? Drive a WRX

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

being such a peasant that you need to do manual labor
being such a peasant that you have to live in shit places
bragging about being a peasant

I'll just hire dumb muscle for all the work I need, let them torture their lifted vans for a meager sum. I make more by having you haul my shit than what you'll ask me, so larp that you have the last laugh.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Vietnam
25 years limited lifespan for trucks
understandable to be fair

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

what the fuck happened in that webm

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

some suicidal chinese guy
no one died though

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

nigger
digger

TechHater
TechHater

soy boys fuck off

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hairygrape
hairygrape

T. Got cucked by a truck driving chad

TreeEater
TreeEater

wanting to live in perfect urban utopia
doesn't like doing things himself

Could you be any more cucked? I bet you pay people to mow your lawn and change your oil too kek. How old is your wife's kid?

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