Don’t be a cuck, buy a truck.
Don’t be a cuck, buy a truck
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Don't be a fagaro drive a Camaro
Don't be a _____________, drive a ____________!
don't be a brute, buy a 'ute
Be reckless - drive Lexus
What do I win?
don't be a grangran buy a minivan
is that a Tacoma with a Mercedes badge?
dont be a faggot, ride dick no homo
No. In-house designed Mercedes pickup truck. It's going to be launched everywhere except America, the country that buys more trucks than any other.
Trucks are for blue collared rednecks and are slow, heavy, and not aerodynamic at all
Nobody is going to buy that in America for a long list of reasons.
It would have to appeal to US workers and compete directly with the Silverado/Sierra, F150, and Ram 1500.
yeah because Americans know it will be an unreliable piece of krautshit
i love seeing literally nothing in the back of your truck
don't even have to worry about you fucking any women
Does that abomination look or remotely compare to any of those? Is this what Europeans think we want in a truck?
the biggest manufacturer of work vehicles in the world
Aren't like half of all the semi trucks brands in the US owned by Daimler?
Only cucks drive trucks
the vehicle archetype of which nearly all are identical between continents
BE A KEK
DRIVE A TRUCK
be as pleasant as an STD, drive an STI
We drive real semi trucks in America not that euro cabover trash.
Be a man, drive a van
semi trucks aren't the best selling vehicles in America. That would be the F150, Silverado, and Ram 1500.
When did semis enter the conversation? Oh wait. They didn't until you strawmanned Americans
Don't be a __Masterbator__, drive an _Excavator___!
but those things are utilitarian as fuck. i want one in my vehicle collection
IS YOUR DADDY BLACK? GET A CADILLAC!
Dont be an arab, drive a sprinter carib
Trucks are the ultimate cuck mobile though. You pay out the ass to haul air and look like you have little dick syndrome.
Dont be a fuck, drive a puch!
Yeah and driving a $100k sports car screams I got a 9 incher....
don't be gay drive a 747
at least he can go fast in a sports cars
used for the same purposes as a standard full size truck
try again sweetie
That's the same thing. Any form of showing off or acting out implies your dick looks like it was transplanted from a toddler. Real men don't give a fuck what other random people think and drive what suits them best, of which there are many options in the low to mid price range.
doesn't rhyme you homo.
are 460/61s attainable in decent condition and sub 100k? i might import one any eurofags?
be really noice, drive a bentley
But you can't because sports cars have 1'' of clearance and the roads are littered with potholes and speedbumps. Even matt in his brotruck can double the speed limit in the twisties in his lifted 3500.
That’s literally Canada
Were basically America just richer, fitter and nicer.
Why do trucks with straight six engines have two stacks?
Canada is not a country. It's America's hat
Eurocuck soyboy detected.
Trucks these days can actually go fast
Yet they can't stop fast and have shit handling. Truck cucks are responsible for a ton of wrecks in my area. The aggressive driving goes along with the needledick mentality.
Esthetics. Same reason they build higher trim econboxes and cuckovers with dual exhaust exits
I love how salty Veeky Forums gets about pickup trucks kek
Can someone give me a legit reason Why? A modern pickup is infinitely more practical as a dd than a sports car. Especially in places with bad roads and bad weather
Unless you're Afghani, stop liking Pagani.
fox and grapes
probably because they're way bigger than necessary. The ranger/b-series was all 99% of people needed
canada is asia
fox and grapes
about a 16 second quarter mile
That's a shit argument. Theyre hardly larger than a comparable truck from 20
- 30 years ago. Bloated, yes. But not fuckhuge.
All new vehicles are bloated as fuck in Murica thanks to safety regs.
drag racing is the only thing in life
how does it feel to be a cuck
My reasons based on observations in my area:
Absolute white trash owner base
LEDs everywhere, always on
Lift it and don't aim the headlights
Diesel smoke all day everyday, have to close my windows when there's one near me
Straight pipes and/or megaphone tips annoying as fuck noise
Always driving far below the speed limit unless on the highway, in which case they're tailgating whatever is in front of them
lazy/10 you can do better
Because trucks are LITERALLY the Chad of vehicles. Big, strong, safe, fast, attracts all potential mates, and overall superior to 80% of the beta vehicles on the road. Trucks are the Chads while crossovers are Stacies.
It's a Navara with Mercedes badge
That'd be like me hating ae86 or 240's or civics or literally anything cheap and sporty because of all the faggots with no taste buy them, destroy them or boirace them.
Don't be a fucker, just chucker in the 'ute mate
You can get Silverados with 6 piston Brembo's up front. Aggressive driving? Coming from a place that advocates "shredding the twisties" that's a little ironic.
You remind me of this guy.
I genuinely like trucks but can't justify the cost. They're like $40 grand bare bones, guzzle gas and are hard to park and maneuver in a city.
Brah, if you can afford a 60K F-150 you can probably afford to have someone do dirty work for you.
Well, that's normal behavior from a subhuman. Almost all subhumans drive trucks in these parts.
What does $40k get you in the shitty land of crossovers? A lifted fwd shitbox with a 2.0t? You can get a nicely loaded GM or Dodge for $40k. That $40k truck is still 350hp and does 60 in 6 seconds.
The vast majority of people lease their mall crawlers. Dealerships are always offering 2 year zero maintenance packages on trucks. So even your average trades guy can afford a $60k xxdudebro#browning edition truck. People with trucks usually have toys that they haul with the truck.
I've got 3 trucks (they're rc though) if I want to haul anything I'll borrow someone's and let them use my 44 mpg shaggin wagon
Chad is trucks, Brad is american muscle cars
Sorry Jeremy nobody gives a shit about your Subaru STI 4 banger.
Wanna blow a guy? Drive an STI
If you had 90k hp, you wouldn't care about rhyming
$40K in the land of shitty crossovers will get you leather, heated and cooled massaging seats, adaptive cruise control, so many safety features you could fall asleep at the wheel, keyless entry with proximity locks, auto climate control, XM radio, auto parallel park, foot sensing tail gate, HID auto headlights, auto start, power adjustable seats, seat memory, 10 USB outlets, auto wipers ect ect.
40K in the land of pickups gets you (maybe) 4 wheel drive and bed without a liner.
But hey, manly dude.
wanna look fabulous around the S-bend? get yourself a Miata, girlfriend
Do you want a truck or a fucking lattemobile? Your average mall crawler spec truck will have 8/10 of those features.
leather, heated and cooled massaging seats
adaptive cruise control
so many safety features you could fall asleep at the wheel
more like, you could blow the guy in the passenger seat while driving
keyless entry with proximity locks
auto climate control
XM? more like se"X" "M"en because if you listen to XM then you want to have with sex with men
auto parallel park
foot sensing tail gate
so you can open the tail gate while double fisting cocks
HID auto headlights
"oh no its dark i dunno what to do, maybe suck dicks?"
i didnt even know this existed but im sure its gay
power adjustable seats
the seat remembers how gay you are
10 USB outlets
plugs to remind you of mens anuses
it can auto wipe the spooge off your face
this post is shit but i spent too much time formatting it so im submitting it anyway
I laughed a little too hard at this. But yeah there's a reason why those companies spend 80 billion on superbowl commercials showing bearded guys hauling bulldozers. The profit margin is ridiculous
Want to be a turbo faggot? Drive a WRX
being such a peasant that you need to do manual labor
being such a peasant that you have to live in shit places
bragging about being a peasant
I'll just hire dumb muscle for all the work I need, let them torture their lifted vans for a meager sum. I make more by having you haul my shit than what you'll ask me, so larp that you have the last laugh.
25 years limited lifespan for trucks
understandable to be fair
what the fuck happened in that webm
some suicidal chinese guy
no one died though
soy boys fuck off
T. Got cucked by a truck driving chad
wanting to live in perfect urban utopia
doesn't like doing things himself
Could you be any more cucked? I bet you pay people to mow your lawn and change your oil too kek. How old is your wife's kid?