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What’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done with your car?
It's harder to fuck with people's property in Europe
was trapped in the dorm parking lot while the repaved the entrance road. drove around the barriers anyway. still have tar stuck to the sides of my truck 5 years later
Not me but it must be told
>grandpa is propane truck driver
>a fire closed the freeway and the police said he cant go home
>he takes unpaved country road near the fire in a empty propane truck
>he passes fire trucks and drives right next to fire so he can go home
Based grandpa
Had sex in it while in my garage.
skidding round traffic circles in the rain
Park
I picked up a hookah and waped her in my wubmobeel. Wipped my willy and wacked her silly. Baby girl took a whirl on my tilt a wirl. Made her puke, she had to hurl after my cock tore her guts apart. Then I smashed her head open with my car like Phil Reotardo in The Sopranos.
I put illegal tail lights on my truck.
>always run red lights late at night
>drive on the wrong side of the road even ones with centre deviding lines for fun
>drive the wrong way around roundabouts to overtake people
>undertake people in bus lanes and carpool lanes
>flip people off who don’t indicate
>tailgate learner drivers
>accelerate as I approach cyclists and pedestrians so I can blow off valve right next to them
>speed and lane change in tunnels
>never let busses out and always honk at them when they try to
>rev really loud at traffic lights
>wot stop to stop in built up areas
>downshift at 7000rpm into 2nd as I approcach intersections
>stomp the brakes when my front wheels are on top of a speed bump so the abs can’t kick in and it makes a super loud chirp
>kick it out round every corner intersection in the rain
>floor it on gravel construction roads to flick rocks at people
>block slowfags who speed up for passing lanes to let trucks get passed then pass them later
>always wave to people or flash indicators to say thanks when they let me in
All progress depends on the unreasonable man so you’ll thank me later