Why is Hi-Rez killing this games esport scene for a quick buck?
Connor Hall
I want churchhill to be a qt skeleton in dapper clothing
Landon Jones
No
Christopher Roberts
threadly reminder.
Henry Thomas
>YWN give Maeve a place to stay off the streets >YWN slowly earn her trust as she begins to relax around you >YWN watch her nervously admit feelings >YWN cuddle with her >YWN notice that at first she always slept in a fetal position but over time stretch out because she feels safer >YWN give her head scritches
why live
Daniel Cook
why is willo so fuckin ugly
Nathaniel Russell
Pretty sure I've seen this exact scenario in one of Fenoxo's games.
Christopher Miller
Her crew needs her to be there for them.
She would never leave her family for you.
Thomas Morris
Willo's father is a species of onion people her fairy mother mistook for a dildo.
Jose Miller
>not killing her crew in an "accident" so she only has you left in the wold
Joshua Sanchez
>had a cock
Fuck that whore and fuck Fenoxo.
Noah Miller
>not helping her and her crew to oceans 11 tier heists
Adam Green
>not liking cocks Faggot.
But I'm pretty sure there were several "gain a girl's trust and give her cuddles and head pats" scenarios, including cockless.
Cameron Jenkins
If you think the attempts to hurt to my angel with stories and images of obvious falsehood will achieve anything whatsoever, you're sorely wrong. Nothing and no one will take me apart from her, not your disgusting fiction, not your childish insults and mocking, not anything. No force in this world is strong enough to harm the sanctity of our love. Finally, I want to thank those that are supportive of our feelings, as I want only what is fair, which is to proclaim my immeasurable love for my perfect wife without being reprimanded.
Anthony Hall
shes not ugly her hair is just shite
Luke Taylor
This is Scylla, terror of the deep, say something nice about her! or else...
Austin Baker
...
Cooper Wright
We JUST got another new toon announced, fuck another one, where are the new damn maps?
Aiden Watson
Anons pls
Brody Hughes
I'd take her dogcocktentacles to the hilt.
Ryder Gomez
Next patch/Halloween patch we are presumably getting a new/old game mode and new maps
Henry Stewart
Churchill better be just Winston Churchill
Benjamin Brooks
>another fucking hitscan machine gun I'd love a gangster, but please god no.
Liam Barnes
but user if it's a chubby skeleton dressed like Churchhill with a cigar, then that's good enough
James Green
Should I get the hemlock willo skin now?
Daniel Martinez
if that's true then explain why she's so fuckin ugly checkmate
Christian Walker
...
Cameron Rogers
I want a hitscan machinegun tank that isn't Ruckus.
Andrew Green
SAY HELLO
Blake Diaz
I once got a rifle for my lover. Best trade I ever made.
Liam Young
>Wanting another male champ after 3 in a row. WHERE ARE THE SEMEN DEMONS HIREZ!
Aaron Myers
Holt please listen to this user
Robert Russell
but we had 3-4 females in a row user
Robert Garcia
>he doesn't want to mate with Chimston Wurthill
you must be some kind of nancy boy
Blake Bailey
I just want her pusy.
Daniel Wilson
yes, so now after 3 males in a row we should get another female again.
Nathan Turner
>not wanting her love bro, do you even waifu
Ian Bailey
this
Jace Morales
Got you covered, this is your next tank.
James Perry
Right, sorry. Here you go.
Robert Morgan
>forced 50 does not exi--- 650 elo difference between myself and the lowest guy.
Aaron Gonzalez
Not cute enough
Jacob Thompson
I defended the essence addition but I really can't defend VIP. What's the point in putting four different currencies in the game, one of them being a literal higher payment tier than crystals?
Michael Hernandez
VIP doesn't really need defending. It's cosmetics only. Go be angry somewhere else.
Anthony Turner
>guru lost most of my matches for this day That's kind of a bummer.
There's already gold and crystals for cosmetics. What's the point in adding VIP?
Connor Mitchell
So, how about that Battleborn, huh? Poor bastards barely made a year.
Isaac Brooks
But there's already gold and crystals for that. This is essentially making crystals less useful and adding another layer of microtransactions
Kayden Stewart
>3 Male champion with masks >no masked gal
Where is my damn shy gal, hirez?
Christopher Gutierrez
Seris.
Grayson Clark
Seris isn't a shy girl tho
Mason Miller
Most new skins will be crystals/chests only.
VIP is still premium, but is more common than crystals, allowing them to add minor new cosmetics without shitting up chests with garbage nobody wants, like dances, emotes, sprays, top play intros, etc etc. Like, nobody is ever going to spend money on a dance chest; but that stuff would fit perfectly in the VIP store though, along with other minor things like recolours.
Caleb Carter
What if, in the future, she has masks. Demonic already does, if you think about it.
Nicholas Baker
>Seris >shy
The only bigger slut is Ying
Brayden Ross
>blindfold >mask
???
David Sanders
Because they're jews that want some easy money.
Jonathan Lopez
Less fabric = less effort needed to cast shadow travel.
Luke Rogers
>No more pixie coming here with free codes RIP maybe if we become Paladins and Strike...
Leo Thompson
True that they could've just release skins that are available for gold but that would mean 75% of the playerbase now have easy access to those new skin, making them worthless and essentially a lot of work for no profit(scream jew all you want, they still need to operate and they can't just release new skins for free).
The VIP system is not perfect but it's fair enough. All player can grind to unlock VIP stuff or they can pay to unlock them. Crystal is still useful too since you can buy VIP with crystals and get some free VIP points while you're at it.
Plus, starting next month(or in a few weeks) everyone can bet on the PPL teams and get more free VIP points.
Christopher Lewis
She's banned from coming here by management because anons impersonate her, and hirez doesn't want people to get confused or spread misinformation.
Juan Robinson
I want my Slimegirl
Charles Lopez
>easy access 75% of the playerbase needs gold to buy heroes and chests for essence. Barely any F2P players have enough gold to throw it at cosmetics, unless they've invested a lot of time in the game, and at that point I think they deserve to have some "easy access" skins. This just introduces a new currency that both old and new players have to start farming anew.
Josiah Mitchell
Do NOT call my girl like that. She is not such a thing.
Anthony Carter
And people want her as waifu.
Hudson Adams
>tfw your seris loses you the game that was an easy win almost I am so mad, plat shitters are so braindead and dumb
Colton Jenkins
How are people bad at Seris? Use Soul Collector + the card that heals you when you heal others + the card that heals you when you rend soul and you're literally invincible
Nolan Cruz
Why is Ying so sexual?
Jaxson Jones
this, grab cooldown stuff aswell
Hunter Howard
I want a loli slimegirl.
Mason Hill
You're right. Ying's a virgin-hunter. That's completely different from a slut.
Jaxon Diaz
>Use Soul Collector What did he mean by this?
Easton Wood
>tfw a plat Pls don't bully.
Isaac Smith
I do agree that the VIP system isn't really the best way to do stuff but trying to add a way to grind for skins without screwing themselves up is rather hard. If they make it available for gold, quite a lot of people(I don't know the percentage) will be able to get the skins for free. It might only be a few thousand out of the total playerbase but that'd already mean quite a lot of loss in profit.
At the end of the day, I guess this is what they settled with. Since it's cosmetics only I can't really find any reason to get angry about. Getting the VIP points is straightforward enough, it's not like it'd confuse people.
Joseph Taylor
>VICTORY >+5 TP >DEFEAT >- 17 (SEVENTEEN!) TP Got top everything btw, so it's not a bad performance.
Christopher Evans
>not enjoying 3000+ hp >not picking something up to increase your own survivability, thus allowing you to heal people for longer It's literally her best legendary, the other notable one that increases your heal range is unnecessary most of the time and Soul Collector usually leads to you healing more because you're not dying
David Ortiz
>dying on Seris, even with mortal reach
how
Nolan Wright
Idk, he did decent, but healed once every next year and just kept dying over and over somehow
Ill bully you all i want when its my masters promo game
Jackson Nguyen
So for a new champ /palg/ wants >loli >dapper skeleton >tank riding loli/shota >actual Churchill >masked females >goo girls
Chase Hall
>No Robot girl shit taste
James Cook
A smart team will gang up on you, which Soul Collector helps with a lot
Jaxon Brooks
Just make a loli Churchill dressed in a dapper skeleton costume that can summom goo pets.
Ethan Bailey
I wish "champion details" displayed the current cooldowns on my skills with card/item reductions applied.
Jordan Carter
yes Holt, can you make them? pretty please? I promise I'll be nice to other players.
Landon Morris
The Robo-ying costume sated their boners for a short while. Though we probably won't get an actual robot and have to settle for golems and constructs (Inara and BK, for example).
Kevin Lewis
Stop. Now.
Carter Morales
I thought it was a decent compromise. Cuts down her target range from the entire cast down to three.
Cameron Thompson
>been playing nothing but Jenos for a week >haven't played Seris in forever >been saving for Demon skin though >decide to practice with her since I'll be using that slutty skin a lot once it drops >fully restoring health from 5 to 100 on a three second cooldown >healing myself to full with my own heals and F abilities >spamming projectiles at everyone Holy shit I forgot how fun this slut was.
William Gray
She does not lead the foul lifestyle you describe. Cease this nonsense at once.
Blake Nguyen
Fuck off idiot
Any PoC of fine taste wants a vampire champion wine connoisseur.
Jeremiah Phillips
>literally just winston churchil >he has no idea how he ended up there >he takes fall damage and has very low hp, but can crouch
Logan Scott
Talus, Buck, and Fernando?
Ryan Scott
Correct. I was wondering if anyone else would think that way as well.
Carter Sanchez
no idea brah
Jaxson Sanders
Is Talus virgin? This is important.
John Bailey
>Lex sucks now >Maeve has gone back to being the best flanker bar none >every other flanker but Skye and Androxus are just plain terrible What have you done Hi-Rez