/twg/ - Total War General

Quick reminder to kiss mommy's tummy

...

We really need a Khemri TV series of edits.

Fucking Grace is more of a corrupt and lying whore than Morathi.

What are Teclis' best spells? And which 'lores' should I be getting on him?

Net

>Start a wood elf campaign
>Hey those are actually really cool knife ears
>Kinda boring at first but I get in a war with carcassonne
>Lay siege
>They have 2K total force while I have 700 tree huggers
>Win it
>Orion gain the likes human traits
>He somehow gained that trait while slaughtering 2 000 humans

Is there a way for him to lose that trait or is it fucked?

>Tyrion doesn't have Martial Mastery

yeah yeah, balance but it just seems funny that random dragon princes and phoenix guards get it but the Defender of Ulthuan (tm) does not.

>150% chance of vampirism

I really hope that ME has Teclis in Saphery so I can use this dope ass banner.

What if malekith had a son with Morathi and then Morathi had a son with this child?

Read the pic again, actual source is Eurogamer.

humans are the tree's creation after all

>Fangs showing in both sides of the mouth is the worst: 150% chance of vampirism.
>If it's just one side chances are it's just Nippon-made.

They confirmed teclis is moving to the Star Tower in the very south of the Vampire Coast, and queek is moving to Karag Orrud which is a tiny bit south of the badlands.

I just can't fathom how a guy like him just suddenly goes "Hey, humans are actually pretty cool" while going Hitler on them

this ain't coc, genetics aren't nice on incest

I like cows yet I eat steak

Concentrated bloodline of Aenarion, child would surely be better than both Tyrion and Teclis combined.

>tfw finally finished the game last night
Well, the Vortex turned out to be a fucking meme. On the same level as Realm Divide or the Civil War in launch R2. The campaign aside from that was fun though, once you mod a couple things.

Gonna wait for a patch before the next campaign, I think. Who's the most fun Lizardman or Skaven LL?

Which is why Malekith will always strangle the child in the crib

Soon

Why can't they just make the AI more challenging instead of all this memeshit end-campaign challenges is beyond.

He's starting at the star tower on the vamp coast this in ME.
Teclis is never going to start in ulthuan because they need a HE LL isn't going to start in doughnut land and alith anar and arielle pretty much have too.

Will Ungrim start at karak kadrin?

...

You will have pic related but gender reversed

No
None of the old world LL's are being moved

Possibly
totalwar.com/blog/mortal-empires
>"we’re aiming to create unique starting positions for more of the Old World Legendary Lords who currently share the same spot."

Tyrion is a massive dissapointment in general. He's a duelist without much AP, and his ideal role is to run ahead of the army so the enemy blobs up.

Also I swear to god if he says one more thing about the widowmaker without acctualy drawing it

They said no old world LL will change at the moment but possibly in the future.
In the exact same article however they said they are playtesting 35 new starting positions, despite there currently only being 24 across Warhammer 2 and 1.

So who fucking knows

When will AIs make high tier armies? I have a full stack of gold chevs blackguards, executioners, dragons and hydras yet all you can find on Ulthuan are archers and memeguards. 0 challenge

I wonder what "exciting" endgame gimmick they've got for us in the next history game.

>black arks will never have their own siege maps instead of autoresolve
>they will never have coastal siege maps when attacking a city that are a unique urban battlefield from the ark, through the city docks that it rammed and into the heart of the city

Vanilla recruitment is fucked, sometimes they spam monsters and artillery, other times they just go with regulars. Your best bet is some AI recruitment mod, I saw some dragons, DPrinces, a couple phoenix guard so on with one. Even so, it was still mostly regular units.
>Celtik will only make his "Advanced AI mod" for ME
O-Ok

>Mongol invasion

On my Teclis playthrough I had to deal with Tor Elasor sending swordmaster+stardragon memestacks to invade my western Lustrian settlements, one sailed out of the fog almost every turn.

the likes X traits aren't in WH2, on the bright side. you also get to see how and why you got traits. gr8 qol feature

Legendary heroes

Can modders make new landmark buildings?

...

Orion's unbreakable, -5 leadership means absolutely nothing.

Yes.

oh boy

>Alarielle
>Ariel
>Khalida
>Neferata
>Valkia

WAIFU WARS SOON
A
I
F
U

Shogun 2 did it well

dragon memestacks are fucking annoying

tried fighting one once, never again

>next history game is China
>endgame is literally just mongols/hun doomstack spam again
>or a Realm Divide style civil war
Maybe this time your vassals won't turn against you at least.

Make some please. They don't even have to be good

Thanks

WE CONTROL THE SKIES

>not posting the superior version

>Alarielle
>Handmaidens
>Sisters

I just want a full waifu army,

I don't think the AI disbands units so sometimes you have to wait till their stacks die.

I killed a bunch of shitty delf stacks and now they're sending some with black guard at me.

>Realm Divide
>good
Yeah m8, your allies and vassals turning against you in a matter of turns was totally good.

Dimensional tear leading to historical vs. Warhammer Fantasy crossover.

Amazon soon

I know you're memeing, but it would pretty cool if they did a Total War: Mythology or something, where you can recruit heroes like Heracles and LL-like units for people like Gilgamesh. The timelines wouldn't line up for shit but I think it'd be cool.
Maybe I just have shit taste

Do the same people make these posts EVERY thread?

Skrolk.

Lizardmen are boring because none of their faction mechanics amount to anything.

Yeah, this general is loaded with 12 year olds and autists.

It's called ritualposting and it's cancer

same desu

high elves should have more girl units

>tfw no option to fuck Arturia and Mordred simultaneously
I'm hungry for Oyakodon.

*Veeky Forums is loaded with 12 year olds and autists

Too bad we're getting Alith Anar and Shadow Warriors as DLC

>tfw can't take warrior-mothers seriously

>Alith Anar

If we get that shitter instead of Alarielle and Eltherion I'm going to be very upset.

...

Isn't she the father?

I'm fine with that, as long as I get some sharper arrows as the HE.

i can't play factions that don't speak english they're boring to listen to

>actually playing M1 when TWW2 is out
Ayyyyyyy

There are already mods for that if you just want an army of waifus.

The handmaidens of the everqueen mod is pretty neat.

Just play Dominions

>not loving the japanese gibberish in S2
NIKOSAIMAS

fuck off, moonigger. go roll for them or something

The irony is that generic lords will always be way better than high elf LL's anyway because of OP influence traits.

>bullying

>posting screenshot from another game is bullying

>no Ariel
>no Ghorros Warhoof
>no Mallobaude
>no Vardek Crom
>no Mortkin
>no Zacharias the Everliving
>no Josef Bugman
>no Grom the Pauch
>no Marius Leitdorf
is there any hope for additional LLs for the Warhammer 1 dlc races?

Exactly what I want. I need more archer options for Helves, the AP ones at that

>Next big history game is a setting they've never done before. Will feature "important character relations that occur between the major personalities in the game."

Oh boy. Are they actually doing something new with diplomacy?

Neferata, Lahmia is being added in the combined map

>Lahmia is being added in the combined map
Only as a preorder bonus for TWWH3 tho - wjen the map opens up to the east

MY LORD MAZDAMUNDI

You see that warmblood over there?

>Had a Lothern memeguard stack running around Lustria
>Gets attacked by one of those dino armies from the Lizardmen rituals

I won, but only because the seaguard are anti large in melee, the arrows barely scratched them

Not much. Except for Wood Elves since it's kind of unfair Chaos and Beastmen got 3.

>Kurt Helborg
>Marius Leitdorf

Helmeme Ghorst levels of irrelevancy.

user, there's no option to make Mordred cry mommy as Arturia holds her down as you penetrate her. There's no option to make Arturia teach her daughter how to please a man with you as the test subject.

...