/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Bloodthorn + Nullifier + Octarine are both core on Drow when she hits lvl25 with the 50%CD reduction.
You can perma-mute people with it and silence people + crit for like 6sec on a 7 sec CD.

i want to kiss both of them at the same time

>Try to use mic every game to communicate
>team is full of mutes, slavs and muslims that don't speak english
>they mute you and ignore you for the whole game

Annotated by number:
>Gigachad
3
>Chad
2
4
>Virgin
1
5
>Gigavirgin
-25

Well, sorry for not keeping up to date with your dank maymays d2g. I've been away from the game for like 2 years.

Less subhuman than your team if they are utterly stomping your team of shitters and human enough to sit on a support after being fed 20 collective kills by your third worlder core players. Supports are only as good as their cores and if your cores are so much more retarded than the enemy team is and feed multiple kills within the first 5 minutes. You've lost hands down.

>regionlock
>exclusively placed on the enemy team

You're so wrong I could shit myself laughing. These fucking mongoloids are all over the first world servers

What do the numbers mean, Johnson?

@195487343
>Guy falseflagging as idiot jungler to get (You)s
Nice try kiddo, not today!

I genuinely think third worlders should be ACTUALLY region locked and/or forced to play support and not be useless, feeding cores

t. so bad at playing support that his team does *better* if he AFK jungles than attempt to support

Not getting my (You)

>implying braindead american/canadians can't be just as bad or even worse since they are usually as delusional as they are terrible
case in point

>Too little farm and you can't kill anyone
>Too much farm and you're too busy farming to kill anyone
Thus, the middle area is where chads reside, as they subsist on murdering the digital avatars of virgins.

>Still replying to ooga booga blogposts
Really?

dotaconcept.com/hero/3918
/d2g/ im really high will you guys give me suggestions/nerfs buffs for my thingie that'd be really cool thanks guys :)

What are some fun things to buy as a support Riki this patch? Gem + Quelling blade is fun. Diffusal blade is less exciting ever since it lost the ability to purge dust. Any suggestions?

I more often run into brain dead third worlders than brain dead first worlders. Pretty sure Valve even lets these mutts onto our servers just for forced 50%.

More like no amount of supporting, no matter how good will stop these literal third world animals from shitting the bed nor will they actually carry the game or even get a lead in the first place.from said supporting. All third world countries have an average IQ range of 50 to 80. Purge them from NA and EUW.

>Aether lens, blink
Pango, you smooth motherfucker.

nullifier?

>Febby accidentally opens a dick pic on his stream
NICE

>Sick of no wards/no dust
>play Dazzle
>Get AM on team, cool
>AM instantly starts autoattacking the creep wave while getting harassed by the dual offlane
>AM dies
>PLING PLING PLING PLING

>accidentally

>second virginity

What is with doujins having weird lines borderlining on crippling autism and being completely logically backwards?

>AM is the prime example of third world core picker

That kind of shit is the definition of forced 50% and why I'd rather just sit in my jungle and lose than actually try to help a literal animal and get insanely stressed out from how actually limp dick tier useless they are

ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA

ME JUNGLE
WHY TEAM ALWAYS BOOGA

help i am jungling up a 20:00 brown boots + blink dagger and my team is just FEEDING AWAY without me. whatever will i do?

>implying playing support will make the actual 50 IQ animals not suck

There is no winning as a support on a team of axaxa or jajajaja

What if I jungle while occasionally helps ganking

Won't change a damn thing. If you get spics or Turks/Russians you've been hit with forced 50%

People need to learn and accept their game and it's matchmaking isn't perfect and can do plenty of wrong and until you truly region lock these cucks they'll keep ruining games and keep this ooga booga meme alive.

>be highest mmr, almost 1k above average
>mark safelane
>3rd world 4ker first picks sven and moves his hero over the safelane
>contemplate feeding down mid
>pick pudge
>roam and dumpster every lane to the point where it's impossible to lose
brainlets will never know this feeling

I think it's that guy who wrote a 40,000 word essay on pastebin

surprised he hasn't linked it again

>Pudge
>not a support

The topic was playing jungle instead of supporting some 50 IQ monkey user.

neutrals spawn at 1 minute

stop theorycrafting
jungling is over forever

>dire
>6 fucking times
>lose every game
>radiant
>win 4 times and counting

WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT IS THE GAME TRYING TO TELL US?

part of the forced 50 user

Then pick a fifth core and steal their farm, idiot.
If this makes them afk or feed, they were gonna do that after their first death anyway.

There's that, or jungling but I suppose your idea gets more laughs as they go apeshit in their inferior monkey languages.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=154&v=FGZM34_wDqQ

a reminder of what they are doing and turning the game into

tfw can't get Feeder Eater or Perforator for my Sniper set

i help the lanes first before jungling at minute 1 as lycan.
my levels would be higher than or even with the enemy supports.
because im lycan, i can kill enemies 4 levels higher than me at 6

I want to be seduced by Donte!

BASED FUCKING VENEZUELAN BRO

IM GOING TO PAT YOUR HEAD QT!

and desu, i did that when i was 3k below (im currently sitting at 4k2)
and yeah, i think it won't work up here where trilane mids are constant

Same my dude.

kys no life autist

normies are running this shit since 6.83

adapt or fuck off back to /r9k/

>Summit 8
No good teams are going this year.
I guess VP if they get through CIS and LFY from China.
Other than that, fnatic, OG, Optic, POLAND?
Goddamn.
It's like they gathered the dudes with no points and gave 4 of them a free handout

>Picks AM in unranked

disappointing

I wasn't around for this. What suggestion was he pushing?

>optic wins kings cup at the start of the season
>proceeds to lose every single qualifier

>What suggestion was he pushing?
Region lock but to lock Venezuelans with NA to avoid Peru and Brazil. Literally.

head pats are always welcome

I've never played with Venezuelans before, just Peru and Brazilian apes. How good are Venezuelans?

someone post THAT PA webm

nope, i'm gonna be the no life autist I was meant to be, 6.83 wasn't that bad but 7.00 went full retard and it's getting worse!

what do i do for the first minute of the game if i'm playing Chen / Ench? go to a lane and tickle someone whilst revealing my movements completely ?

Head pats will not solve the pain I feel of not having another actually good weapon to use on Sniper other than Muh Keen Gun. Occultist gun is overpriced, tacky trash that does less than a fucking Immortal

wait until IceFrog decides that Chen/Enchantress/CM should have a purpose before 1:00 again

echantress is an offlane hero

chen is the only true jungler left.

tiny is broken as FUCK

thank you based NA for once again showing us the light

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f5/Pangolin_ally_65.mp3

I'll be commissioning some much-needed Donte porn soon. Don't worry lads.

Is that you, based richbro?

>pangolier is french
>cannot pronounce coup de grace

Yes, but he won't be featured in the comic. Instead I'm going to give him an SFM and a flat.

>rtz sharted himself into another major

Getting tired of this episode senpaitachi

>i help the lanes first before jungling at minute 1 as lycan.

you mean you leech xp from lanes before ditching that lane to go jungling? you know that's the worst possible thing you can do in this game?

They were the best NA team for one entire week

not just leech, im literally harassing the opponent offlaner(s)

Well you have native eng speakers who don't know the diff between you're/your so what's so surprising

so why do people want retards like rtz and ee on their team

sponsor welfare

as i said, it worked when i was 3k and when trilane mids started to happen...

i can tell it was shit

how heavy of a shock to your system is it knowing that someone did not reply "WEAVE" this time around? is it going to put you off balance for the duration of the thread or is it not that big of a deal.

honest question, i want to learn the psychology behind pattern driven posting

interesting

Who's ass is this d2g?

When is next major?

bradwarden

Tfw no replies

BRAAAP

Hey, that's my commission!

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if there was a fart edit.

>bullcuck reading reddit on stream

Dotards?

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Pangolin_ability1_03.mp3
the c is soft, but it's definitely there

There isn't one.

t. guy who bought it

He's fucking delusional. I have had plenty of matches decided by "

>tfw they made dota 2 good again

i was already free from this game, now my life is going to go down the shitter again

>go on 5 win streak
>get hit by low priority
>8 lose streak

Is it time to ditch this account?

Why is Sheepo so triggered by Tinker?
Shouldn't she be playing meme mids anyway if she wants to get high mmr and go pro?

Blessed tastes.