is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
Luis Nelson
>Win i carried, ez >lose noob team, report!
Colton Gomez
nth for TA
Christian Hernandez
>start using mic every game for communication and team spirit >stomp almost every game >get friend loads of friend requests This is pretty neat
Blake Perry
ROLE POWERLEVELS >Gigachad Offlane >Chad Mid Roamer >Virgin Carry Support >Gigavirgin Jungler
Bloodthorn + Nullifier + Octarine are both core on Drow when she hits lvl25 with the 50%CD reduction. You can perma-mute people with it and silence people + crit for like 6sec on a 7 sec CD.
Dylan Brooks
i want to kiss both of them at the same time
Nathan Murphy
>Try to use mic every game to communicate >team is full of mutes, slavs and muslims that don't speak english >they mute you and ignore you for the whole game
Well, sorry for not keeping up to date with your dank maymays d2g. I've been away from the game for like 2 years.
Joshua Gonzalez
Less subhuman than your team if they are utterly stomping your team of shitters and human enough to sit on a support after being fed 20 collective kills by your third worlder core players. Supports are only as good as their cores and if your cores are so much more retarded than the enemy team is and feed multiple kills within the first 5 minutes. You've lost hands down.
>regionlock >exclusively placed on the enemy team
You're so wrong I could shit myself laughing. These fucking mongoloids are all over the first world servers
Jacob Stewart
What do the numbers mean, Johnson?
John Parker
@195487343 >Guy falseflagging as idiot jungler to get (You)s Nice try kiddo, not today!
Brayden Gray
I genuinely think third worlders should be ACTUALLY region locked and/or forced to play support and not be useless, feeding cores
Jordan Foster
t. so bad at playing support that his team does *better* if he AFK jungles than attempt to support
Caleb Lee
Not getting my (You)
Hudson Collins
>implying braindead american/canadians can't be just as bad or even worse since they are usually as delusional as they are terrible case in point
Christian Peterson
>Too little farm and you can't kill anyone >Too much farm and you're too busy farming to kill anyone Thus, the middle area is where chads reside, as they subsist on murdering the digital avatars of virgins.
Adrian Mitchell
>Still replying to ooga booga blogposts Really?
Samuel Cooper
dotaconcept.com/hero/3918 /d2g/ im really high will you guys give me suggestions/nerfs buffs for my thingie that'd be really cool thanks guys :)
Kayden Collins
What are some fun things to buy as a support Riki this patch? Gem + Quelling blade is fun. Diffusal blade is less exciting ever since it lost the ability to purge dust. Any suggestions?
Anthony Cox
I more often run into brain dead third worlders than brain dead first worlders. Pretty sure Valve even lets these mutts onto our servers just for forced 50%.
More like no amount of supporting, no matter how good will stop these literal third world animals from shitting the bed nor will they actually carry the game or even get a lead in the first place.from said supporting. All third world countries have an average IQ range of 50 to 80. Purge them from NA and EUW.
Ethan Gomez
>Aether lens, blink Pango, you smooth motherfucker.
Owen Jones
nullifier?
Tyler Wood
>Febby accidentally opens a dick pic on his stream NICE
Colton Butler
>Sick of no wards/no dust >play Dazzle >Get AM on team, cool >AM instantly starts autoattacking the creep wave while getting harassed by the dual offlane >AM dies >PLING PLING PLING PLING
Ryder Ward
>accidentally
Camden Mitchell
>second virginity
What is with doujins having weird lines borderlining on crippling autism and being completely logically backwards?
James White
>AM is the prime example of third world core picker
That kind of shit is the definition of forced 50% and why I'd rather just sit in my jungle and lose than actually try to help a literal animal and get insanely stressed out from how actually limp dick tier useless they are
Logan Cooper
ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
ME JUNGLE WHY TEAM ALWAYS BOOGA
John Cruz
help i am jungling up a 20:00 brown boots + blink dagger and my team is just FEEDING AWAY without me. whatever will i do?
Cameron Harris
>implying playing support will make the actual 50 IQ animals not suck
There is no winning as a support on a team of axaxa or jajajaja
Liam Wilson
What if I jungle while occasionally helps ganking
Ian Barnes
Won't change a damn thing. If you get spics or Turks/Russians you've been hit with forced 50%
People need to learn and accept their game and it's matchmaking isn't perfect and can do plenty of wrong and until you truly region lock these cucks they'll keep ruining games and keep this ooga booga meme alive.
Colton Adams
>be highest mmr, almost 1k above average >mark safelane >3rd world 4ker first picks sven and moves his hero over the safelane >contemplate feeding down mid >pick pudge >roam and dumpster every lane to the point where it's impossible to lose brainlets will never know this feeling
Aiden Collins
I think it's that guy who wrote a 40,000 word essay on pastebin
surprised he hasn't linked it again
Joseph Morris
>Pudge >not a support
The topic was playing jungle instead of supporting some 50 IQ monkey user.
Colton Reed
neutrals spawn at 1 minute
stop theorycrafting jungling is over forever
Ian Mitchell
>dire >6 fucking times >lose every game >radiant >win 4 times and counting
WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT IS THE GAME TRYING TO TELL US?
Ryder Jones
part of the forced 50 user
Brayden Reyes
Then pick a fifth core and steal their farm, idiot. If this makes them afk or feed, they were gonna do that after their first death anyway.
Joshua Fisher
There's that, or jungling but I suppose your idea gets more laughs as they go apeshit in their inferior monkey languages.
a reminder of what they are doing and turning the game into
Robert Peterson
tfw can't get Feeder Eater or Perforator for my Sniper set
Jaxon Morgan
i help the lanes first before jungling at minute 1 as lycan. my levels would be higher than or even with the enemy supports. because im lycan, i can kill enemies 4 levels higher than me at 6
Jeremiah King
I want to be seduced by Donte!
Colton Edwards
BASED FUCKING VENEZUELAN BRO
Joshua Campbell
IM GOING TO PAT YOUR HEAD QT!
Anthony Turner
and desu, i did that when i was 3k below (im currently sitting at 4k2) and yeah, i think it won't work up here where trilane mids are constant
Ayden Morales
Same my dude.
Andrew Phillips
kys no life autist
normies are running this shit since 6.83
adapt or fuck off back to /r9k/
Jonathan Kelly
>Summit 8 No good teams are going this year. I guess VP if they get through CIS and LFY from China. Other than that, fnatic, OG, Optic, POLAND? Goddamn. It's like they gathered the dudes with no points and gave 4 of them a free handout
Easton Roberts
>Picks AM in unranked
disappointing
Christopher Allen
I wasn't around for this. What suggestion was he pushing?
Benjamin Butler
>optic wins kings cup at the start of the season >proceeds to lose every single qualifier
Justin Powell
>What suggestion was he pushing? Region lock but to lock Venezuelans with NA to avoid Peru and Brazil. Literally.
Logan Davis
head pats are always welcome
Wyatt Morgan
I've never played with Venezuelans before, just Peru and Brazilian apes. How good are Venezuelans?
Ayden Watson
someone post THAT PA webm
Nicholas Russell
nope, i'm gonna be the no life autist I was meant to be, 6.83 wasn't that bad but 7.00 went full retard and it's getting worse!
Kevin Wood
what do i do for the first minute of the game if i'm playing Chen / Ench? go to a lane and tickle someone whilst revealing my movements completely ?
Connor Bell
Head pats will not solve the pain I feel of not having another actually good weapon to use on Sniper other than Muh Keen Gun. Occultist gun is overpriced, tacky trash that does less than a fucking Immortal
Jordan Adams
wait until IceFrog decides that Chen/Enchantress/CM should have a purpose before 1:00 again
Ethan Sanders
echantress is an offlane hero
chen is the only true jungler left.
Joshua Morales
tiny is broken as FUCK
thank you based NA for once again showing us the light
I'll be commissioning some much-needed Donte porn soon. Don't worry lads.
Blake Reed
Is that you, based richbro?
Jason Campbell
>pangolier is french >cannot pronounce coup de grace
Anthony Cook
Yes, but he won't be featured in the comic. Instead I'm going to give him an SFM and a flat.
Evan James
>rtz sharted himself into another major
Getting tired of this episode senpaitachi
Blake Watson
>i help the lanes first before jungling at minute 1 as lycan.
you mean you leech xp from lanes before ditching that lane to go jungling? you know that's the worst possible thing you can do in this game?
Gabriel Hernandez
They were the best NA team for one entire week
Brody Roberts
not just leech, im literally harassing the opponent offlaner(s)
Chase Miller
Well you have native eng speakers who don't know the diff between you're/your so what's so surprising
Landon Parker
so why do people want retards like rtz and ee on their team
Blake Bell
sponsor welfare
Grayson Robinson
as i said, it worked when i was 3k and when trilane mids started to happen...
i can tell it was shit
Aaron Moore
how heavy of a shock to your system is it knowing that someone did not reply "WEAVE" this time around? is it going to put you off balance for the duration of the thread or is it not that big of a deal.
honest question, i want to learn the psychology behind pattern driven posting
Ethan Cox
interesting
Jaxson Torres
Who's ass is this d2g?
Ethan Morgan
When is next major?
Jacob Rivera
bradwarden
Dominic Ramirez
Tfw no replies
Lincoln White
BRAAAP
Ryder Lewis
Hey, that's my commission!
Charles Baker
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if there was a fart edit.