Lets keep the bait rolling Fact: Nobody has every successfully antagonized a station full of armed individuals Fact: if guns are illegal only criminals will have guns Fact: most murderboners are stopped by a random crewman with a gun Fact: nonantags arent allowed to actually use guns on nonantags Fact: handing out guns to everyone can never go wrong for these reasons Fact: America is the greatest
Elijah Peterson
BYOND is literal spyware. It tracks all your hardware, your cookies, your MAC address, your registry and what the fuck ever else. It's literally the hardest platform to banevade in, that I know of. Sarca's guide to banevading was pretty much "just get a VM and VPN and play the game with 350 ping because banevading any other way is impossible".
Lincoln Gonzalez
>ewek gets bussed in as a tarjan with a few other people >bee lines to an antag, kills and guns them >obviously used dead chat knowledge >gets ban requested >spergs out like a 13 year old in the ban request >gets owned by Penorpal and Kammerjunk >he deletes all his posts and his forum account >coincidentally that same day someone posts in the thread about how hard it is to ban evade
We had this bait a year ago, when asked to provide proof none was given, so again: give us proof or gtfo
Jackson Phillips
>guns *gibs
Thomas Evans
Wat
Kevin Long
why?
Jaxson Murphy
The only existing space station uses the naval thing, but it has a clearly defined foward/back and up/down. The ass of the station is Zvezda, the module with all the propulsion, and the belly is the side pointing at all times to the Earth. Scaredy Suffix XVIII does not have any of those, you can't use the same standards.
Ethan Turner
Requesting someone to properly convert the sax riff/the entirety of Who Can It Be Now to the saxophone None of the midis I have found work properly
Mason Nelson
>Fact: America is the greatest This part is unironically true. >your country will never use realpolitik diplomacy and military interventions to create a petrodollar empire
Andrew Lee
A frame of reference doesn't need any of that. The crew simply agreed which side of the station is which.
Daniel Cox
It looks very much agreed from the last thread
Joshua Kelly
The thread just angrily argues about whether to use left/right/up/down, north/south/west/east, or up/down/left/right. No matter what convention you follow, the Singularity will always be down, or south, or aft. This is because everyone orients themselves in the same frame of reference they're just stupid about what to call it.
Lincoln Sullivan
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Henry Barnes
>tfw seeing this image dropped all the time in Veeky Forums character art threads
Can't even escape your cancer on a completely different board
Jack Barnes
We keep track of your computer id, ip and one other thing i can't remember, so if you change your ip we still see your cID and that other thing
Leo Martinez
>all the time once
Jose Reyes
It's been more than once and you know it. You can't lie to me.
Ryan Johnson
I've only posted it once on Veeky Forums user, might've been somebody else
Logan Cruz
The codewise south will always be south. The bottom of the screen is normally the south unless on spiritbreaker. The singularity isn't south on all maps.
Jose Edwards
Should I ahelp iaas when they get heavily involved in the station instead of doing what they're supposed to do?
Justin Morris
The singulo was just an example ya dingus >The bottom of the screen is normally the south There you go.
Colton Edwards
What is the
Thomas Miller
>cancer Says the guy going on Veeky Forums
Oliver Johnson
secret repo
Nolan Ward
nice bait there friend
Christian Martinez
Veeky Forums is best board don't talk about it on VG, no rp fags not welcome.
Nolan Smith
lol?
Luke Lee
VG BTFO how will they ever recover?
Jonathan Diaz
I wanna marry TheMegaGoat!
Angel Hughes
You can't marry yourself legally.
Ryan Torres
But she's not me.
Jason Reyes
Playing Veeky Forums games is scientifically proven to make you a smarter cooler person Fact.
Daniel Perry
Can confirm it tracks some things and reports to the game server.
Sebastian Jenkins
pomf do u wanna go to the cinema w/ me
Luis Parker
Post songs that should be on the jukebox, no shitty anime songs or video game songs.
A station full of armed invdividuals is an antag tactic in of itself If guns are illegal sec are still allowed to have guns most murderboners are stopped by chloral and toolboxes nonantags aren't allowed to do a lot of things handing out guns is a good way to get medbay to stop caring for these reasons america is okay, I like cheeseburgers
Gavin Ross
new headmin when pain is too inactive
Jordan Garcia
behold the room that gets depressurized via window the most often is the HoS' room
Christopher Johnson
Who do YOU want as headmin? I'll make them headmin right now
Cooper Roberts
When is it forgiveness day?
Robert Richardson
>Pressure diff below atmos in the middle of space Nani?
Caleb Johnson
NOOK OP SHUTTLE FOUND
Sebastian Parker
carps just love sasha too much
Dominic James
Probe
Sebastian Rogers
Reminder to always trust the mime playing the piano.
Liam Morgan
>trust >mimes
Jace Gonzalez
>nuke ops get shit on by like clowns regularly, conversely unarmed lings can absolutely crush the crew's collective mangina without trying >spess isn't real life >not before they wipe half the crew out >they'll use them anyway >handing out guns is fun but there will always be that one louis ck mofo wagging his chat emote finger and demanding full confiscation >not until we cease israeli gibs and reign in our wonderful multinational corporations before they start a thermonuclear race war
Liam Morris
This game's interface is unbelievably difficult to get into. It's like trying to catch a rabbit but you can only use your feet. I only go Assistant so I don't screw anything up, but gosh darn is this whole thing a mess.
This game seems great and I really want to learn it and get into it, but man do I feel like an imbecile.
Nathaniel Cruz
gotta learn by doing broski, don't give up
Joseph Perez
read the wiki then, baka
Jackson Ramirez
let dead men lie, user
Jonathan Wright
my trust in spessmen is inversely correlated to their ambition
Thomas Fisher
I'm not giving up. It's just difficult to wrap my head around what should be very simple tasks. Any kind of interaction with items or basically anything in the bottom right corner leads to a bunch of nonsense that is usually the exact opposite of what I wanted to do.
I'm trying to, but it's still difficult. I can't help it.
Juan Edwards
Try switching to something like janitor or cargo tech, they're still low responsibility jobs, but they will get you interacting with the UI more until it becomes familiar
Benjamin Thompson
This is your head of security for the shift, say something nice!
Ryder Flores
>tfw no mimefu
Aaron Bell
>Allergies: Braincells ervy tim
Hunter Morales
The ling that eats that will live to regret it
Dominic Ross
places where telesci niggers shit from with their meta spreadsheet some of these places really make me think
Cameron Watson
>vox ship
fucking nice I should do this
Jackson Watson
Let's make the alphabet out of ckeys, ill start
AvadaColander!!
Christian Rivera
Let's not
Aiden Peterson
plague walker mode when? itd be like having the infection implant the ayyys in tg give you, except you have even better diseases and it affects multiple people with the goal: survive
Justin Watson
Step 1 on spawn in: Click your id, click your pda, click your pda, click your ID slot You now have mastered the arts of clicking. Which is literally all this game is.
Brayden Gomez
easy way to get noticed and banned for metagsming
Christian Reed
>Plaguewalker: the game mode The only winning strat is suicide succumb with a crossbow
Dylan Anderson
blitzikaze
Nicholas Brooks
I thought the same, now I autismpipe. It's easier and less frustrating than DF at least.
Jaxson Miller
>tfw pjb is active on the reddit and ss13 reddit discord >constantly using content from the thread for ebin updoots
Easton Martinez
>That one time a sci antag bombed my SME >I literally witnessed a cooked potass nade teleported on the shard before the boom >Didn't even reach the airlock
Easton Scott
Chazach
Julian Nelson
>kitchen counter is bright red
Wyatt James
he can be a gossiping clittyman if he wants to I don't really give a fuck
Josiah Ward
Its reddit, who cares
Sebastian Bailey
Why is there a white spot under the chef's condiment machine in the freezer ?
Cooper Watson
It doesn't make me think at all. We've all known this for a long time, some even told him to stop, but he defends it. But what are you gonna do anyways? Deadmin him? Remove his code access? Go to Belgium and punch him in the nose? What is anyone going to do? He threw a tantrum cursing everyone related to the game except Clusterfack, he got told off, and he came back less than six months later. He's the one with issues.
Jaxson Watson
me (d)
Mason Ross
Ahelp it so I can find it in my daily log dive and post it as a meme like that Loked me in my office thing
Nathaniel Wright
correction, this one is ONLY stuff teleported TO telesci FROM the station looks like, for whatever reason, someone teleported a shitton of stuff FROM telesci TO that spot
Cameron Nelson
promoting on reddit is what brings the redditors, the kind of players native to TG, hippie and those furry servers. e.g. the latex furry got in through it
Luke Bennett
>gobba habb muh glupps every time
Owen Young
I’m still pissed about how you need glubs for a good portion of “clean hacking” so you don’t leave doors stuck open like a shitter
Charles Sanchez
Just get good at finding the wires lmao
Evan Rivera
/me pecks kammer
Dylan Brown
Post ckeys of the powergamers who teleported the glubs in aux cyborg charging
Juan Phillips
Doesn’t matter if you know the test wire, when the backup power hits you can’t crowbar it closed or pulse the test again for a good while, meaning if you want to hack into a 1-way room without getting caught you might just want to leave open the doors like a shitter
Owen Gomez
no I closed it and it took 8 minutes to search
Tyler Miller
you can have 8 minutes from me i don't want them
Joseph Howard
your time is worthless tho
Owen Wood
Kammerjunk
Owen Thompson
>You're a doctor and someone said something even remotely unfriendly to you? >Just deactivate their suit sensors, put them somewhere where the sun doesn't shine >Just don't put them in a locker in a secluded area The more you know