>Blizzard World is on the PTR -- go check it out if you're on PC! >Those new Blizzard-themed skins (Nova Widowmaker, Protoss Orisa, etc.) come out sometime in 2018 >If you want to buy a smurf account, or if you're just new to the game, the 50% off deal ends today (November 27th) at 11:59 PM, Pacific time
>A new hybrid map, "Blizzard World," is now available for testing on the PTR >(and it's actually a good map this time) youtube.com/watch?v=Ii3Hce3_fOw
>its a enemy team tilts before even leaving spawn episode
Finally i get free win
Henry Green
>tfw you start training with Doomfist in preparation for his inevitable buff and bugfix >start having fun again for the first time in forever DEFEAT MAKES ME STRONGA
Michael Rogers
>tfw 1 shotting a mercy/genji/hanzo out of nowhere and jumping away
NO CHANCE
Christian Wilson
He'll get his bugs fixed but expect him to be nerfed harder.
Michael Martin
>it's a your team has a retarded comp but you still manage to win against a stack of metafags episode
Bentley Gonzalez
>Mercy: Ana. I don't approve of what you've done with my biotic technology. >Ana: I'm sorry you feel that way, but it suits my purposes now.
Why is Mercy so buttblasted about other people healing faster and better with her tech? Mere combat medic comes up with a better distribution system than a glorified stick leaking nanomachines.
Connor Russell
I WANT A REINHARDT SKIN THIS CHRISTMAS
Nathan Cooper
Threadly reminder that defense hero are underpowered annoying pieces of shit besides junkrat, he's a borderline overpowered annoying piece of shit that add nothing to the game beside enabling cancer shitter comps and that removing them will only make the game better symmetra included, i still don't know about widowmaker
Sebastian White
>ywn get a sexy reinhardt skin
Owen Ortiz
I think her problem is that Ana is using her technology to deal (more) damage too.
Levi Jenkins
Here comes T.Racer~
Angel Thompson
>enemy team tilts and goes 6DPS >rolls your meta comp on attack because of staggering/not grouping up/ ect >on defence they get serious and go full cancer
Closest i've come to uninstalling so far
Carson Martin
...
Camden Scott
The fear of other people doing her job better. Healsluts are very protective of their territory.
Daniel Jenkins
Agreed desu. Hanzo, torb and junk should be reworked, the rest deleted (with sym)
Who the fuck actually enjoys seeing a sym in thier games?
Lincoln Martinez
Mercy can amplify damage as well, but yeah. Nanoboost is more fun
this
Austin Barnes
She doesn't care that people heal more, she's pissed people are using it to damage people.
Carson Brown
Mercy's a self-righteous stick-in-the-mud and would be insufferable in a normal conversation.
Matthew Jackson
UNCLEAN WENCH VILE MONSTROSITY
Josiah Martinez
What's your favorite overwatch fan theory?
Dominic Hall
>Buffs yeah right his bugs are gonna be fixed but then youre still shit at him because he is shit
Caleb Nelson
Then maybe she shoulda said nuffin and kept it for herself :^)
David Green
Anniversary skin when
Owen Peterson
fucking anime.. what are you? 12?
Ian Wilson
The one where it's revealed 90% of the playerbase isn't retarded but are chimps with voice modulators based on the moon.
Cameron Davis
Why does Mercy have a damage boost then?
still this
Benjamin Smith
I hope they'll play this angle more in future material, that'd make Mercy more intereting.
Bentley Gomez
I like to think of the damage boost as like steroids sort of, where as Ana just straight up shoots people with poison biotics.
Cooper Brooks
That might explain the shitty netcode at least
Adam Bailey
10
Grayson Hernandez
Gameplay mechanic. The only thing she has lore wise is her nanobiotech (healing beam) to which Ana's using to damage and Moira stole and weaponized as well.
Adrian Thomas
What if sombra had normal hair
Ian Moore
>Mercy telling Lucio that some dj kids shouldn't try to play combat medic >tries to tell Zen that harmony orbs will never heal the wounds that the omnic crisis made
Nolan Garcia
POST
Joshua Sanchez
Just write that she only turned Genji into a cyborg because she was selfish to keep him alive for sex.
With the current writing I can't tell, to me both are nanomachines, but yeah I wouldn't oppose it being synthetic combat drugs either. But in a game with the current rating they probably would have a problem with anything drug related.
Who seriously thinks that Ana got so old and chill on pure green tea without any extra herbs?
Jason Diaz
48
Lucas Davis
Go back
Hunter Jones
Aside from keeping him alive she had nothing to do with Genji becoming a cyborg.
Kayden Scott
Yes please, don't make every OW member an Omnic apologist.
Colton Reyes
So when is the OW movie coming out?
Brayden Smith
Never
Jason Rivera
Reminder: Overwatch is a game filled with reddit/9gag/normie kids that get their feefees hurt and Blizzard is a company tending to their needs in exchange for sheckles like the jews they are. The game in itself is unbalanced and not fun after playing for a few days u understand this. It is just a safe space for these soyboys. Stop playing it or choose to become one yourself.
Blake Phillips
Zen's magic orbs aren't canon to the story. He only has his abilities for gameplay reasons.
Tyler Carter
TF2 isn't balanced either, unless they remove random crits and pyro.
John Morales
It really wouldn't.
Christopher Flores
Teach me how to be a good t.racer pls. All I want desu. Life is currently suffering.
Eli Adams
explain how he floats
Nathaniel Nelson
He's a robot
Ryder Powell
They're all going to be Omnic apologists. Even Torbjorn.
Easton Russell
why is he the only one that does though
Matthew Lopez
gotta go faster
Leo Ross
After season 1 of the animated series, which will be released on Netflix in March 2019.
Ian Thompson
Practise tracking first
Camden Russell
Alright lads, My sleep schedule's been a bit fucked lately and I've been playing US servers between 10pm to 10am GMT. At what hours are EU servers at least bearable for comp? Every time I attempt it, it's a huge mistake. People who refuse to talk, people who only accuse each other of throwing and no skill people.
I just want to have fun again ;_;
Oliver Allen
Because he's enlightened.
Josiah Nelson
60st for Reaper is a pedophile
Brayden Foster
and the other monks aren't?
Noah Hill
I can reliably kill 200-250 in 2.5 clips
Colton Phillips
a very silent jet engine in his asshole
Lucas Lopez
>get 3 kills with headshots in the matter of 5 seco nds as mccree >play of the game is symmetra w+m1ing an autistic bastion and then placing her retarded turrets ??????????????????
James Peterson
The other monks can't float nigga
Brayden Ward
25, how old are you friend
Chase Adams
No, their trying to become enlightened
Lucas King
>people are so used to op mercy that they still think she's a must pick because she can undo all their stupid mistake Stop playing like a suicidal maniac and enjoy the piss over you
Colton Ramirez
At least the piss Moira spreads over you is fresh. Those fucking jars of piss Ana uses have been around for decades.
Joshua Barnes
okay then if it's that enlightenment what makes him able to float then shouldnt that same enlightenment let him heal people? or is that not how it works
Ian Bennett
27 reporting in ;)
Kevin Reyes
Zen's just a kinda cool robot who can hate oppress you with hateful thoughts and feelings or heal you with 'em. Try not to read too much into it.
>That poor collection of words If I was your English teacher at school: I'd cry myself to sleep every night for as long as I lived. What in the ever loving fuck was that-
David Cox
5 seconds to kill someone is too much when you have 150 hp. Keep practicing.
Chase Taylor
reminder that the only reason why tracer is gay is because they were originally meant to be a male character (also imagine all the lines people think are "cute" from tracer said by a man, now its just an annoying british stereotype).
anti gays can stop worrying while tumblr users get fucked, everyone wins!
Charles Williams
>caring about what should/would/could have been you must have too much free time
Ryder Turner
I just imagined Tracer voice lines said with a young male British voice, sounded pretty cute desu
Jayden Jenkins
...
Nicholas Richardson
boring
Xavier Diaz
>imagine all the lines people think are "cute" from tracer said by a man, now its just an annoying british stereotype >Cheers luv! The cavalry's here. >And shes back in the game >And she's back in the race >check me out >Oi this is no time for standing around >Aren't you warm wearing all that >someone help me move this thing
Thanks m8, will never again be able to hear those without thinking of her as a middle aged brickie
Sebastian King
>now its just an annoying british stereotype m8 the british stereotype is the exact opposite.
Hunter Rivera
I get angry every time I hear tracer's voice
Nolan Long
same, hear voice is so fucking annoying
Christian Morgan
I like the sound she makes when you kill her.
Noah Gray
That's the point. She tilts you so you go chase her instead of playing the objective.
Nicholas Walker
>tfw too intelligent to play comp
Lincoln Roberts
>tfw to intteligent too climb from gold
Nolan Perez
>play with friends >one is a dva onetrick, the other a dps flex with giant ego >lose constantly >play solo >i'm on a winstreak to diamond Am i actually good and they were dragging me down? >inb4 mercy main Zen/moira/zarya/orisa when we need a barrier, i try to flex
Robert Reed
>tfw the opposite >become a god with mccree when playing with a friend >play like shit without him
Hudson Lee
You should need less than two clips. Try hitting the head more. You should practice to the point where one clipping someone becomes a regular occurence. Not counting Ana tho...
Landon Miller
I haven't seen a Mei in months.
Blake Gray
good in FFA to cheese wins
Mason Thompson
here one for you
Dominic Morris
Play Hanamura at gold. It's full of idiots using the wall to block the enemy's road allowing them to heal and group up instead of using it for splitting them apart.
James Williams
>play 3 stack with friends. >constantly rage. >almost always have 1 decent person on our team and 2 shitters. >end up either carrying or totally getting stomped.
Lincoln Sanders
I LOVE MEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charles Price
>3 stack Found your problem
Michael Russell
>pharah main >enemy team goes full hitscan
Luke Parker
Mei didn't see you either. She will make sure this will not happen again.
Hunter Sullivan
I saw a Yuro Mei main yesterday. Acted genuinely surprised when everyone who wasn't in his group wasn't going to prop him up and carry him. He was also utter dogshit