/aog/ - Attorney Online General

"Fantastic"
You mean memetastic.

>day """""cases"""""

This was a nitekrew case nigger

>nu-nitekrew """"cases""""

Yea I guess I do mean that.

This fucking pollo man. Why is it always the pollos.

You can't stop the Pollo

Meme shitshow?

Apollos can only be gods of defense or retarded assholes. There is never any inbetween

In some cases literal Gods too.

Last night there was a case with a newpollo that decided to fuck off mid case cause he had work
We also had a fake judge trying to crash the case because apollo accidently said he rested his case
Then we had a first witness who had to spoonfeed his contra down the throat of the defense because they didnt press shit
Then we had a second witness that tried to do a aussie accent gimmick but the defense couldnt unserstand shit so they didnt press and shit went south real fast.
Then wit2 redid her tasty with a normal accent and the steno had to go supp def to spoonfeed the contra to the DAs.

I had to leave after that. That cindy was a bad DA.