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Nolan Cook
D A W I
Ethan Ramirez
>Brettonia campaign >have taken Marienburg >have confederated Artois and have Chilefroy on "quest" trawling the ocean for free gimmedats islands >Lyonesse got conquered by Mousillion, so I went over there and "liberated" them by conquering it and wiping out the vampcunts (I didn't bother actually liberating them even though I have a mod to do so as well as a mod that makes duke Lyonesse a LL, because seriously fuck you Lyonesse all you ever do is sit in your capital and jack off and hurt my relations with the elves)
So i've got 3 full provinces that are decently developed (though buildings are still inhaling all my GPT, I got about 5k income though so if I needed to raise a 2nd army I could)
Leon has a fullstack and the sword of couronne. The other Dukedoms all have the defensive trait, so for right now they're resisting confederation. Since I cannot annex the lower half of Brettonia, should I:
>A Crusade south and conquer Estalia, which surprisingly has not been wiped out by beast men. Pros: Very valuable province, more land = more power = hopefully better chances at confederation. As far as I can tell they aren't allied with anyone either, just at war with the Skaven Cons: Because of how expensive Bretonnian infrastructure is it'll take a long ass time to build up, will almost certainly drag me into a war with Hellpit immediately after in order to protect my gains >B Crusade north and raze Norsca to the ground? Pros: Free loot and EXP, remove snow kebab Cons: No new territory because like fuck am I colonizing that hell hole >C Pick a random fight with Franz even though he's been a bro and staying on his side of the mountains all this time Pros: I don't think he's allied with anyone? Reikland is a good province. Plus maybe i'll get to kill Gelt and get that sweet +armor to whole army trait Cons: Dishonoraburr, get dragged into eternal war with the Empire
Jackson Myers
The answer is always remove snow kebab.
Bentley Martinez
does anybody else find it really hard to actually finish a ME campaign?
Hunter Bennett
Remove snow kebab obviously. Like fuck what are you doing attacking fellow men
Lucas Russell
>Current disposition of forces
1 Army Loeun Damosel (Heavens) 5x Men at Arms (Spear+Shield) 4x Peasant Bowmen 1x Grail Reliquae 4x Knights of the Realm 2x Pegasus Knights 2x Trebuchets
(and also Chilefroy fucking around on the ocean picking up goodie huts)
>Current Provincial disposition
>Couronne Tier 4 recruitment province. Haven't teched any of my buildings past 3 though. L'Anguille is a bar, a docks, and a garrison >Marienburg Tier 4 Money Province. Walls and economic buildings exclusively. Wasteland is a saltworks, a garrison, and a bar >Artois Mixed. Going to be my primary recruitment center for trebuchets and archers once I finish teching it up and get the slots to build farms in the capital, otherwise it's also a money province centered around it's trade goods.
Jaxson Carter
Stunning Bretonnian Women Are Waiting To Chat Online Right Now!
Aaron Wilson
The one problem is I don't have the northmen/chaos techs yet that eliminate/reduce attrition. It'll take ~10ish turns to research both. I'm wary of spending that amount of time just sitting around because the game loves to spring negative traits on idle Brettonian lords
Logan Cox
WARNING: Sally Forth Only If You Are 18 Years Old!
Ian Walker
Look like an Elf to me
Grayson Reed
>I'm wary of spending that amount of time just sitting around If you don't want to do anything violent or movingly during those ten turns you could always just move them into the water and wait it out there. Or even begin creeping close to Norscan shores to spook them with your chivalric banners from afar until the time comes to do so up close.
David Reed
>just drive by menacingly with banners I might do that. There may also be a few goodie huts up there in the sea of claws Louen can ransack that I haven't been able to send Chilefoy after because the Norsemen would instantly launch and rape him at sea
Ian Miller
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David Peterson
Guys quick, I had a shit christmas because I pretty much no longer have a family anymore.
Post Screenshots. Whoever this one belongs too, its one of my favorites.
Lincoln Kelly
end of an era
Jace Jones
>this kills the rat
Austin Harris
>CROXD.com
Ethan Price
have webm
Luis Walker
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Cameron Hall
When Mortal Empires says it doesn't have Norsca, does that mean they're not playable or that they're the old "ten billion chariots and maybe a marauder unit if you're lucky" armies from TW1?
Aaron Sanders
D E L E T E T H I S
Jaxson Allen
Both Full Norsca's not happening until May
Jaxson White
What do you think it means?
Hint: the answer is BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
Ayden Brown
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Adrian Johnson
This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.
Oliver Lee
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Evan Martinez
W-Why are the other witch elves just staring...
Gabriel Bell
Is that the average or the ideal? Make up your mind.
Christian Allen
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William Russell
>This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight Non. Zhat is neither Landuin nor Giles
Bentley Gonzalez
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Andrew Roberts
i don't get it. what's the meme?
Colton Stewart
YOU JUST KNOW
Parker Bell
Pretty much every general after med2 is able to be nuked by a single volly of fire. Especially in Empire and Napoleon >start battle >Napoleon alone eats a cannonball right as the battle starts
Parker Clark
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Charles Nelson
Why is the balance of power so, well, balanced?
Logan Powell
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Brayden Parker
Good old Free Space Marines
Dominic Cook
>stinky poopy goats >proud handsome men of the empire Seems a fair estimation of chances to me.
Luke Edwards
I'm posting until we get our promised regimental gangbang
Jeremiah Howard
this is gonna be hilarious.
Liam Allen
>tfw you will never firebomb Castle Drakenhof
Cameron Baker
>Eyes layered over hair
Brandon Wilson
>he isn't using the fancy pack city models
Thomas Jackson
>KAZU
Matthew Wilson
>Grail Damsels are completely outside the laws of Bretonnia and equally outside its social customs. No one would dare to criticise one, even behind her back. They are all beautiful, appearing young for many years before suddenly withdrawing to the Forest of Loren, where most assume that they die. Many go about with their hair uncovered, and not a few are notorious for their promiscuity, though no tales of a Grail Damsel giving birth are known. It also seems to be socially acceptable for the Damsels to have Grail Knights as their companions and lovers. Few claim to understand their behavior, but the arcane support they give to Bretonnia’s armies is much appreciated
Bueno
Juan Robinson
Tod's a tough ol' bastard, didn't expect him to do half of One-eye's health.
Christian Sullivan
The true grail the questing knights search for is a waifu.
Anthony Bennett
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Anthony Wright
Now that the enemy is nice and softened up lets send in the foot.
Dominic Cox
Maybe they're just into that?
Cooper Gray
I don't care if its cheating, the formation mod is the best. It makes basic bitch-made infantry interesting and also makes Empire not boring as hell.
Owen Gomez
Any version with Skarsnik and Belegar?
Easton Parker
What's the most fun Bretonnia campaign. I've only done Alberic twice and gotten bored around turn 70.
Connor Perry
Loeun.
Daniel Watson
Fay's closeness to angry Mel Gibson has given me some interesting early game fights and Louie Luis is in a good spot to go fuck with Norsca early on. Alberic suffers from being quite surrounded by Bretonnians, who you're dissuaded from waging war on.
Luis Wright
What faction do I play in ME that isn't for shitters
Benjamin Murphy
Brettonia
Adrian Flores
>Dawi already fucked
That's a first.
Lucas Wright
Loeun for a standard campaign. He's a strong hero and you start with a good province, Marienburg is in striking distance and represents a good financial boon. Your early game will be consumed with Whackamole between Marienburg, Grung Zint, Orc Incursions. Then after that, dealing with Mousillion and the snownogs.
Bordeleaux is what you play if you want to be an asshole and a kingslayer and conquer all of Brettonia by force.
Feet Enchantress/Carsaconne is hard mode. you start with 2-3 aggressive enemies nearby, including the wood elves who are going to be a perminent thorn in your dick. Your starting province sucks and your LL kind of blows at first
Camden Howard
my door just creaked and it sounded like one of the shogun 2 soundtracks
Juan Davis
your door creaked and it sounded like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *DONK*?
Robert Stewart
>and your LL kind of blows
She sure does! Heeeey-yo, ha ha.
Elijah Robinson
Well I mean, just look at dem lips
Ethan Ramirez
My challenge mode as Carscasonne is always to see how long I can prevent Estalia from being destroyed by either beastmen or skaven. Taking over Bordeleaux seems like a necessary evil if you want a safer position.
Tyler James
>You will never be a Knight of the Empire >You will never have a female squire >You will never travel the old world countryside together stopping vile greenskin incursions >You will never have adrenaline-filled, passionate sex after battle
Ayden Thomas
>your LL kind of blows at first
To be honest, that's pretty much all female LLs since theyre all castor lords who dont even have unique spell kits like say Gelt or Teclis. At least it looks like Khalida will be the first female LL who doesnt require you to grind her to Lv 10 to be useful
Brayden Peterson
Crooked Moon
Adam Robinson
>tfw she's gonna give army wide buffs to her archers AND army wide poison
Oh yes.
Asher Butler
not that one but definitely one of the loading tracks. i couldn't find it on youtube though.
David Miller
I like to imagine the Bow Ushabti are gonna like similar to reaper bolt throwers, only that there are more of them chucking those giant arrows at the enemy.
Jaxon Harris
>It ain't dawi >It ain't dawi >I ain't no longbeard's son
Parker Evans
after midgame literally every single ME game turns out exactly the same and it's boring as shit
Chase Rivera
The other thread died... I can't believe it...
Ethan White
I wish I could ever get much use out of Kroxigars. They feel so squishy and they aren't really that deadly.
Ian White
G O B L I N S
Kevin Roberts
D A W I
Liam Ross
Lads what are some ahistorical bs that pisses you off about total war games? Mine would have to be the fact that archery units outrange matchlocks in shogun 2 and that they're more accurate. Certainly this isn't true and there's primary sources who actually claim the opposite. Both sources from the Japs and later Koreans tell us that archers were getting BTFO by matchlocks in both range and accuracy. In Europe the same was being said and when Henry VIII landed in France he had to turn to expensive mercs and offer higher wages to his men who took up firearms because longbowmen were getting their shit knocked out by French handgunners. The French also wrote that longbowmen opened fire at a close range, allowing their handgunners to pretty much just blast them to bits. Trial of arms done in this period also seem to paint the opposite, that the matchlock was more accurate, had more punch, and could fire effectively further than bows and crossbows.
Robert Hall
>People in this thread actually auto resolve sieges
Isaac Campbell
Does AI Belegor ever get Eight Peaks back?
Wyatt Peterson
Nice Toaster.
Jacob Phillips
The best screenshot for now.
Samuel Green
Vamp areas just look like shit.
James Hernandez
>he enjoys playing the same exact shallow siege battle over and over and over and over and over and over
Sebastian Ortiz
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Jaxson Campbell
Its fun to do with a 20 stack arty train army behind me.
Chase Turner
I wish witch elves didn't die a stiff breeze. I would love to roll armies with nothing but mostly naked psycho girls.
Luis Ross
Slayers are better and more insane.
James Murphy
Wait for Hellebron to arrive as a Delf legendary laird. Probably will buff Witch elves like crazy
Carson Brown
This is all more or less true. All the Longbow had going for it was massed arc fire.
Parker Butler
>yfw Delves get Malus Darkblade >yfw cold one units in his army don't get enraged >yfw Delf Cav is suddenly worth a damn
heh... nothing personelle, asurshits
Leo Perez
Somewhere Lindybeige is screaming in his sleep
Andrew Diaz
After midgame every single strategy game plays the same.
Dominic Lewis
big problem with them is that they really don't serve a role in the delf roster outside of mp, where you use them to taunt important units like cav/lords
Dylan Lewis
Someone pls make a khemri tv meme with this text
>Didn't Morathi, that whore >admit that she had given birth to Malekith from her filthy womb?
Jayden Ramirez
Which one of us lost tenure at his university for being a Cunt, Lindy? OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wyatt Fisher
They're just for enraging shit. It's crazy useful in multiplayer. Not so much in single player, but I've still found them pretty useful at stopping cav getting away.
Jason Roberts
But she literally did. That doesn't really make sense. Would make sense if you follow the person×faction idea in the original. Like Neferata created vampire counts or something.
Hunter Torres
This goofy monkey-rat could very well be the next Skaven LL. I hope his in-game model doesn't look like a chimp with buck teeth.
Also, why is there a braid of red hair attached to his skull?