Ss13g - spessmen on a gaystation

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>gAyI
>admins are actually alright
>new year's nukes

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ib0JnqSalmQ
piriform.com/recuva
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>Spend entire round hunting down vampires with active memelaws
>Wild goose chase with the second vampire, but multiple people join and the borgos chase it down
>Everything good, we've killed the active vampires, or so we think
>Plasma flooding, everything going to hell across the station
>Think third vampire
>Help as many people as I can to escape
>There was no third vampire, some guy just released plasma for the sake of
But why.

What year is it in spess now

1778

2563?

>try to pump myself full of creatine for fun and profit
>enlist the help of a roboticist, the chef, a comatose botanist, and a chemist
>make drug lab in bar to create creatine, no one even cares that I have free access to a chem dispenser
>chemists refuse to let me use their pill machine so I inject 60 units of creatine into a floor pizza and run off to the sec lobby
>right when I'm about to consume the pizza a vampire runs in and summons a swarm of bats, which devour me before the creatine can do anything
>spend the rest of the shift on the brink of death
shameful desu

HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW

FOR TWENTY BRAVE MEN ALL FISHERMEN WHO WOULD MAKE UP FOR HIM THE ANTELOPE'S CREW

>shaking hands with the chef after resetting the really fucked up silicons
jolly cooperation

I'm new to this what job is good if i want to be ignored and replaced easily ?

Post the SS13 edit of this picture

Bartender, assistant, janitor.

may the force be with you

science, Vox Traveler, librarian

...

>too retarded to figure out how to make a welder bomb in the last minutes of the round

1. get weldertank
2. drink contents until empty
3. shoot it

>manage to gib someone with meteor from the random gun
>forget to screencap
>try to find in logs
>can't find it in there at all
Muh screencaps.

It happens literally every single fucking time the random gun gets found.
I swear that thing must have a 1/20 chance of firing a meteor.

>tfw only one in lobby

>real deadpop hours
>during new year's
>map is deff
sshhhh
the server was having its only nap of the year and you fucked it up

[insert picture of valkyrie skies]
[insert quote from a weezer song]

Let's start the new year off right.
Who are the "it" waifus going into 2018?

>tfw won't be mentioned

Well now's your chance, kid!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ib0JnqSalmQ
new year new world records lads
genetics can now consistently be done in under 10 minutes

>actually codediving
>actually doing the math
isn't the number k of blocks always the same?
>"forforus, potasum"
I'm diagnosing you with a special kind of Autism

thank my mom always said i was special
there are 27 disabilities but 26 powers

>enter AI Upload
>Upload 4. "All keeper MoMMIs must be flashed to avoid human harm"
>All MoMMIs get banned because their existence is involvement in the matters of other beings

>remove both hands
>put another person's hands on the arms
>still leave your own fingerprints
*thinking*

go to bed killete

17776

Up boys, up, go on up aloft

>remove all of person's blood
>refill them with someone else's blood
>take blood sample
>blood somehow adopted the DNA of the person it's now inside

>0, ZERO enemies or threats to the station
>full, total crew wipeout by death or curse
rip fateful crew of bear construct 79

My fucking DICE ended everything, also the Surgeon's rampant phazon addiction.

Let it be known that the dice won the round, not you.

Stop ruining my FUN and MERSHUN, BAN.

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

Alright, now that dabbing pepe little slugger has officially been forced as a meme, what should we force as a meme for 2018? No already existing forced memes like waifus, waifu hate, vox are pox, crack the ack, better than sawbones, fuck you duny, etc.

It needs to be original, but quality doesn't matter. Example forced meme:
>super matter bins
>120 iron

without oxygen blobs doesn't ovulates

>2562
shouldn't it be 2558?

bi is the best of both worlds

the saiyans screwed

our station is 544 years in the future

>R+L = D
>B+A = J

Happy new year, spessmen!

I haven't played since 2011. Convince me to install and play.

...

it's fun

...

Post 2017 memories

can you walk over banana peels or do you need to lie down to get through?

What are the mechanics for getting fat on the best server? I used to play a fat detective or security and never used weapons and never killed because disarm and throws were OP and killing antags is boring.

Why the fuck do we need to convince you? Fuck off retard.

Bigger pic?

Don't do it. You will only be disappointed and after some time realize you've completely wasted several months of your life on a game you don't even like.

Helck as an upgrade to hulk genome when?

There needs to be a pastebin/strawpoll bingo card generator.

just scoot over

I've seen too many greyshits drag barrels to know better than not to shoot every single of them on sight

what is this a picture for ants?

Havnt played SS13 in years and when I did i was a shitty chemist. How hard is it to get into now?

Not that hard.

Nothings really changed.

Just a few QOL of life changes.

Just Search the github if you really want to learn.

Very, since you have to be in some form of circlejerk to enjoy it at all.

you can grind food for nutriment, then inject that into food to eat or directly into the blood
fancy chefs can also make very fattening food with chem injections and high potenty plants

fucking first time asset download

Does potent hams still prevent you from law2ing a borg to kill it's AI? What about a borg killing an AI it's unslaved to?

Oh christ not this again

This was the first crew of 2018, in the timezone that matters most (mine). It took 2000 years on paint because the crew wouldn't come alphabetically.

Finally I'm in a screencap

>I love shard smash crunch
powerful words

>Tfw just deleted my screencaps and realised someone is missing
Sorry.

did you recycle your recycle bin? You can probably still recover it with some third party tools

I've had some success with this in the past piriform.com/recuva

I like this image

It has been made right again

I don't know why people have such big problems with the admins. I have done hilarious shit even on the kindergarden called yogstation and wasn't even pmd. Last round I gathered 8 fuel tanks in arrivals, talked cargo into giving me solid plasma and ground it up in kitchen. Placed it by the fuel tanks and threw an IED on it. Everything was fucked but i didn't even get called out.

>Lily lapine
>lily lockhart
>artemis
>our 2018 representatives are all shitters
Really makes one ponder

Some crew members wouldn't show up for photographs.

>tfw won't play unless ckeys i know to be good RPers are playing so i can interact with them
feels bad to be autistic

I don't think it's autistic to attempt to maximize your own fun, although your mentality if spread to all those other ckeys would mean nobody ever plays

I think more people would've gotten their pictures taking if they knew they were gonna end up in the thread but there wasn't really a way for them to know that at the time

take a risk
talk with some people
the worst thing that could happen is some hippie shitter just wordlessly walks off
spread the arpee love

Post your good rper Ckey list. I want to know when I should join a round too

That's a nice shingo, here, have this one

please mention my ckey in a list of good rp ckeys

nah

Oh no...
Oh no!
OHHHHHH NOOOOO-

you will pay for this
the "mention me in lists club" doesn't take such offences lightly, you two better list your ckeys for putting into the metagrudge list right now

tfw nobody has posted in admin apps the entire year

Admin Apps should be done via nomination, desu.
Nominate a ckey for Adminship.

een

donnager

I have half a mind to report you to the admins for lying about a list.
Post the ckey list or be banned.

(You)

make me

Goldsteel

I'm flattered

SOMEBODY POST A LIST OF GOOD ROLEPLAYERS BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU ALL

>static hasn't been mentioned the entire year
fuck this gay earth