>Spend entire round hunting down vampires with active memelaws >Wild goose chase with the second vampire, but multiple people join and the borgos chase it down >Everything good, we've killed the active vampires, or so we think >Plasma flooding, everything going to hell across the station >Think third vampire >Help as many people as I can to escape >There was no third vampire, some guy just released plasma for the sake of But why.
Evan White
What year is it in spess now
Jayden Phillips
1778
Kevin Cruz
2563?
Jonathan Price
>try to pump myself full of creatine for fun and profit >enlist the help of a roboticist, the chef, a comatose botanist, and a chemist >make drug lab in bar to create creatine, no one even cares that I have free access to a chem dispenser >chemists refuse to let me use their pill machine so I inject 60 units of creatine into a floor pizza and run off to the sec lobby >right when I'm about to consume the pizza a vampire runs in and summons a swarm of bats, which devour me before the creatine can do anything >spend the rest of the shift on the brink of death shameful desu
Robert Moore
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW
Xavier Miller
FOR TWENTY BRAVE MEN ALL FISHERMEN WHO WOULD MAKE UP FOR HIM THE ANTELOPE'S CREW
Owen Bennett
>shaking hands with the chef after resetting the really fucked up silicons jolly cooperation
James Garcia
I'm new to this what job is good if i want to be ignored and replaced easily ?
Jayden Brooks
Post the SS13 edit of this picture
Brayden Peterson
Bartender, assistant, janitor.
Jeremiah Bailey
may the force be with you
Jack Bennett
science, Vox Traveler, librarian
Ethan Thompson
...
Carson Howard
>too retarded to figure out how to make a welder bomb in the last minutes of the round
Gabriel Roberts
1. get weldertank 2. drink contents until empty 3. shoot it
Jayden Thomas
>manage to gib someone with meteor from the random gun >forget to screencap >try to find in logs >can't find it in there at all Muh screencaps.
Nathan Fisher
It happens literally every single fucking time the random gun gets found. I swear that thing must have a 1/20 chance of firing a meteor.
Oliver Evans
>tfw only one in lobby
Justin Perez
>real deadpop hours >during new year's >map is deff sshhhh the server was having its only nap of the year and you fucked it up
Adrian Morris
[insert picture of valkyrie skies] [insert quote from a weezer song]
Jordan Martin
Let's start the new year off right. Who are the "it" waifus going into 2018?
>actually codediving >actually doing the math isn't the number k of blocks always the same? >"forforus, potasum" I'm diagnosing you with a special kind of Autism
Matthew Bell
thank my mom always said i was special there are 27 disabilities but 26 powers
Chase Diaz
>enter AI Upload >Upload 4. "All keeper MoMMIs must be flashed to avoid human harm" >All MoMMIs get banned because their existence is involvement in the matters of other beings
Adam Smith
>remove both hands >put another person's hands on the arms >still leave your own fingerprints *thinking*
Dylan Mitchell
go to bed killete
Samuel Baker
17776
James Barnes
Up boys, up, go on up aloft
Ethan Allen
>remove all of person's blood >refill them with someone else's blood >take blood sample >blood somehow adopted the DNA of the person it's now inside
Bentley Cooper
>0, ZERO enemies or threats to the station >full, total crew wipeout by death or curse rip fateful crew of bear construct 79
Liam Peterson
My fucking DICE ended everything, also the Surgeon's rampant phazon addiction.
Kayden Lee
Let it be known that the dice won the round, not you.
Julian Harris
Stop ruining my FUN and MERSHUN, BAN.
Grayson Mitchell
>2562 >walk into bar >battle of lil slugger starts playing
Benjamin Parker
Alright, now that dabbing pepe little slugger has officially been forced as a meme, what should we force as a meme for 2018? No already existing forced memes like waifus, waifu hate, vox are pox, crack the ack, better than sawbones, fuck you duny, etc.
It needs to be original, but quality doesn't matter. Example forced meme: >super matter bins >120 iron
Ethan Thompson
without oxygen blobs doesn't ovulates
Brody Kelly
>2562 shouldn't it be 2558?
Leo Roberts
bi is the best of both worlds
Juan Harris
the saiyans screwed
Jaxson Morgan
our station is 544 years in the future
Elijah Clark
>R+L = D >B+A = J
Julian Evans
Happy new year, spessmen!
Jaxson Richardson
I haven't played since 2011. Convince me to install and play.
Cooper Walker
...
Samuel Lee
it's fun
Hunter Watson
...
Joshua Hall
Post 2017 memories
Jaxon Jackson
can you walk over banana peels or do you need to lie down to get through?
What are the mechanics for getting fat on the best server? I used to play a fat detective or security and never used weapons and never killed because disarm and throws were OP and killing antags is boring.
Gabriel Carter
Why the fuck do we need to convince you? Fuck off retard.
Christopher Taylor
Bigger pic?
Julian Powell
Don't do it. You will only be disappointed and after some time realize you've completely wasted several months of your life on a game you don't even like.
Jack King
Helck as an upgrade to hulk genome when?
Dominic Green
There needs to be a pastebin/strawpoll bingo card generator.
Eli Long
just scoot over
Andrew King
I've seen too many greyshits drag barrels to know better than not to shoot every single of them on sight
William Ross
what is this a picture for ants?
Mason Sullivan
Havnt played SS13 in years and when I did i was a shitty chemist. How hard is it to get into now?
Brody Moore
Not that hard.
Nothings really changed.
Just a few QOL of life changes.
Just Search the github if you really want to learn.
Daniel Ross
Very, since you have to be in some form of circlejerk to enjoy it at all.
Hunter Stewart
you can grind food for nutriment, then inject that into food to eat or directly into the blood fancy chefs can also make very fattening food with chem injections and high potenty plants
James Long
fucking first time asset download
Angel Allen
Does potent hams still prevent you from law2ing a borg to kill it's AI? What about a borg killing an AI it's unslaved to?
Camden Perry
Oh christ not this again
Mason Jenkins
This was the first crew of 2018, in the timezone that matters most (mine). It took 2000 years on paint because the crew wouldn't come alphabetically.
Owen Jenkins
Finally I'm in a screencap
Thomas Foster
>I love shard smash crunch powerful words
Aiden Martinez
>Tfw just deleted my screencaps and realised someone is missing Sorry.
Jose Williams
did you recycle your recycle bin? You can probably still recover it with some third party tools
I don't know why people have such big problems with the admins. I have done hilarious shit even on the kindergarden called yogstation and wasn't even pmd. Last round I gathered 8 fuel tanks in arrivals, talked cargo into giving me solid plasma and ground it up in kitchen. Placed it by the fuel tanks and threw an IED on it. Everything was fucked but i didn't even get called out.
Isaiah Long
>Lily lapine >lily lockhart >artemis >our 2018 representatives are all shitters Really makes one ponder
Luke Hughes
Some crew members wouldn't show up for photographs.
Nathan Hernandez
>tfw won't play unless ckeys i know to be good RPers are playing so i can interact with them feels bad to be autistic
Lincoln Howard
I don't think it's autistic to attempt to maximize your own fun, although your mentality if spread to all those other ckeys would mean nobody ever plays
Benjamin Davis
I think more people would've gotten their pictures taking if they knew they were gonna end up in the thread but there wasn't really a way for them to know that at the time
Caleb Thomas
take a risk talk with some people the worst thing that could happen is some hippie shitter just wordlessly walks off spread the arpee love
Connor Ward
Post your good rper Ckey list. I want to know when I should join a round too
Alexander Butler
That's a nice shingo, here, have this one
Luis Miller
please mention my ckey in a list of good rp ckeys
Aaron Stewart
nah
Hudson Davis
Oh no... Oh no! OHHHHHH NOOOOO-
Christian Hall
you will pay for this the "mention me in lists club" doesn't take such offences lightly, you two better list your ckeys for putting into the metagrudge list right now
John Cooper
tfw nobody has posted in admin apps the entire year
Anthony Rodriguez
Admin Apps should be done via nomination, desu. Nominate a ckey for Adminship.
Landon Mitchell
een
Justin Diaz
donnager
Justin Powell
I have half a mind to report you to the admins for lying about a list. Post the ckey list or be banned.
Jaxon Carter
(You)
Alexander Evans
make me
Dominic Mitchell
Goldsteel
Jason Thomas
I'm flattered
Carter Jackson
SOMEBODY POST A LIST OF GOOD ROLEPLAYERS BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU ALL
Cooper Morgan
>static hasn't been mentioned the entire year fuck this gay earth