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Gabriel Green
Alexander the Poofter (Gay)
Cameron Flores
Vampcunts best cunts
Wyatt Phillips
Bretonnia knight
Logan Bennett
Ambushing goblins is anticlimactic when they just run away before you can attack.
Carson Bennett
Ideal
Brody Bailey
Optimal
Benjamin Wilson
gay
William Clark
is the wardancers with spellsinger bodies mod in warhammer 2? i cant find it
Nolan Hernandez
Correct
Gabriel Howard
I haven't played Warhammer in months because I deemed ME incomplete. I can't wait to experience it the first time with Kangs.
Robert Collins
Have fun with Everchariots again
Lucas Bell
It won't be complete until we get Norsca back.
Landon Lee
have fun waiting until fucking MAY for norsca
Cameron Adams
explain the throgg meme
Hunter Cruz
May it is then. Fucking CA.
Jeremiah Nguyen
G O B L I N S
Jack Johnson
Trollposting before we learned who the LL's were, often with a "Vote Throgg" theme.
Henry Foster
Throgg isn't the meme, it's the chick at the top.
>On October 22nd, 2017, Twitter user @ashcammm, account locked, tweeted “Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting”
>The earliest joke response to the tweet was posted by @allenpwilliams,[1] who tweeted “I mean I can see why you would say that but pizza is fucking good.”, gaining 14 likes. Many tweeted negative messages to @ashcammm, and it wasn’t until two weeks after her tweet that it began to grow into a more widespread meme. Some early examples include a tweet by @kaiserewillemii[2] posted October 31st that added a map of “True Serbia” to the caption (shown below, left) and a tweet by @willbrooks1989[3] posted November 2nd which features a woman in a sweatshirt that says “Jazz”
Xavier Murphy
president throgg meme came about when CA all but announced norsca was coming, and people were predicting who the lls would be
fuck thrompf and fuck troll people
Aiden Jenkins
Who was in the running? stfu nerd
Landon Ramirez
Throgg is cool though. Smashing that fag Sigvald is based
Ryan Allen
LL's for Norsca? Plenty of named characters, few big ones.
Leo Ortiz
Best faction coming though
Zachary Ortiz
This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.
James Robinson
NNOOOOOO IT WAS VALKIA'S TURN!!!!
Asher Rogers
BASED
Gabriel Sanders
>Who was in the running? Most pretty much pegged Wulfrik and Throgg as far as I can remember. There might've been a few lads hoping something like Valkia or Scyla but those weren't very likely. Norsca has plenty of named characters, but most are pretty much tied up more into Chaos Warriors as a faction.
Levi Robinson
Wouldn’t Valmir (not Valkia) be possible since Kraka Drak is still alive at the start?
Nolan Watson
God bless you stupid huns for fighting off my rebels.
Nathan Hall
It hurts I just want him back
Grayson Rivera
truth. i bought a shit ton of kislev models back in the day, planning on doing them with a healthy dose of dogs of war (galloper gunners for delicious 18" move and cannon fire), but then my community died. still have them in boxes.
Thomas Hernandez
Vote Throgg, governor of Troll Country.
Also he's fun as fuck.
Robert Scott
>Replay Rome 1 >it's fun but clunky, GOAT soundtrack
>Replay Medieval 2 >fun but clunky
>Replay Empire >looks like ass, plays like ass, sounds like ass >can't even alt-tab properly
>Play Napoleon >it's like Shogun 2 FOTS but in Europe, just what I wanted from it
What the fuck happened during Empire's production? Even Rome 2 is 'fixable' with mods, but Empire just feels like an abortion no matter what I do.
Adrian Adams
Valkia is a daemon prince(ess) though, wouldn't fit with Norsca.
Mortkin was a possibility, though he was also basically a champion/daemon prince.
Beorg Bearstruck was a possibility
Blake Baker
Empire was the first Warscape engine game. They were too ambitious They flew too close to the sun
Matthew Allen
Is there any way to make it better?
I actually like Empire's scope, and don't mind its relative lack of variety. I just want it to be actually fun to play.
Daniel Jenkins
darthmod empire is pretty great
Owen Gutierrez
First for Mazdamundi
Nathan Hill
Been using that. No dice.
Could it be that I'm thinking about it wrong? Is the early game more pike and shot? I have been wondering what the fuck the pikemen are for, but with bayonets so easy to research, I see no use for them. They're pretty shit in melee too.
Does it get better in late game or something?
Ethan Johnson
Use them to defend your artillery and pressure flank/support infantry. They're not bad in the early game but once the other nations research ring bayos, they become all but obsolete.
Oliver Evans
i always just shot everything to death and smashed them with hussars. then again i only played prussia and random pirate factions(naval only)
Leo Sanders
Whats the best Medieval II mod?
Grayson Sanders
Darthmod is the best thing for it I've found with Terra Incognita coming a very distant second. Darthmod is good and makes it a hell of a lot more fun but it's still a broken game when it comes to a few things.
But still, I got 300+ hours out of it.
Hunter Flores
>300+ hours
How did you do it? What was your mindset?
Henry Diaz
Played a bunch of campaigns and actually finished them. This was also largely whilst DME was brand new and just after NTW came out so it was still the biggest and pretty much newest TW game. I think it was the scope that really sold it for me though. And I enjoyed the variety of playing factions like the Marathas and Ottomans or Native Americans as well as Euro nations.
Adam Anderson
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Gabriel Morris
I guess now is as good a time as any to use up the excess honour on my daimyo.
Easton Adams
Poor guy
Anthony Russell
I'm giving Total Warhammer another shot, playing as Beastlads
Does Ruination ("reduces enemy siege holdout time by 1 (to 3) turn(s)") reduce the turns until the enemy takes attrition or until they surrender or both?
Gabriel Wood
Don't bite my ankles if I'm wrong because I haven't played poopoos in a while, but I'm pretty sure it's both. With traits and skills you can start and finish a siege quite quickly.
Jacob Brooks
who cares just punch down doors with minos lmao
Xavier Green
Caledor Dragontamer LL when?
Nicholas Davis
I'm not going to bite your ankles, I just tested it and you were right Any idea if those bonuses stack? They probably do, I'll check later on Got a shaman embedded in my army and he can make the siege timer go down too
I can't afford memetaurs yet, but I know they are OP as heck from playing a little multiplayer with a friend
Adrian Hernandez
both desu They do stack - it would be pretty pointless for the Shaman to have such an ability otherwise, wouldn't it, since they cannot lead an army/siege alone?
Also gorebulls are your friend.
Daniel King
Wilfred Fizzlebang when?
Austin Walker
>Any idea if those bonuses stack? I believe so. But that could just be me mis-remembering from having a Lord with highly stacked siege traits instead so you might have to test that to be sure. Can't imagine they wouldn't however, otherwise why have a Hero be capable of adding to the timer.
Andrew Stewart
I really wish we could get a low-fidelity graphics option toggle.
Something that forces all the 3d models to become 2d sprites from all camera distances.
I have a 7700k and 1080ti
Jaxson Perez
He's busy suffering for all eternity inside a giant light show
William Hughes
>I have a 7700k ur gonna need that low fidelity graphics option real soon
Carson Nelson
Which TW lets me play as the Byzantine Empire?
Zachary Scott
Rome 2
Colton Cox
Med II
Dominic Bennett
Age of Charlemagne
Caleb Russell
Rome, Rome 2, Attila, Medieval, Medieval 2
I recommend the Europa Barbarorum mod for Rome 1
Ian Martinez
No, you cannot.
Wyatt Miller
Since the Kangz have 4 LLs immediately the Helves will get the Shadow Kang and the Everqueen
Delves will get Hellebron and that admiral dude
Keks will get Tehenhauin and Lord Kek
Rats will get Thanquol and Snitch
Gavin Morgan
>med 2
Eh? But Med2 is set during the crusades, Constantinople is long since sunken beneath the Moslam hoarde
Nicholas Hernandez
sounds good
Cooper King
It's set 15 years before the first crusade.
Dominic Nelson
Med 2's starting year is 1080 under the Kommenos. They were losing territory hard, but still there
Nicholas Campbell
You can get a mod to unlock Theme of Sicily which is basically Byzantium.
Camden Sanders
>Thanquol
Unlikely. Ikit Claw. Too many Skyre units missing. >lizards I've heard they cannot use Kroak for Copyright reasons, so Tehenhain and Tetto'eko (a better choice IMO anyway) >delves Hellebron for sure, 4th is up in the air; either the Admiral (Lokir Fellheart) or Malus Darkblade
Blake Allen
Seems to be the average now, Greenskins, Dawi and Empire (counting Boris) do as well. Norsca, WElves, Bret and Chaos probably don't have enough in fluff, though Valkia for Chaos could be cool
Oliver Baker
That's like saying Guam is The United States
You're not wrong, I suppose.
Luis Rogers
Can i do it lads? Or my crusade into Athel Loren is finished?
Brody Miller
WE do with the twins and that elf lord guy
Dominic Butler
Did CA already fix Dwarven ME Legendary Quests, so you can actually now finish them?
Michael Butler
That's 5 1/2 stacks running around up here, should get some good fights soon.
You could plug your monitor into the integrated graphics slot instead of your 1080
Michael Powell
Need more waifu lords. Where is my TCG style Valkia?
Thomas Sullivan
Bret and Chaos definitely do, especially since they picked a literally who from the RPG like The Duke of Bordeleaux (I can't even remember his fucking name). Like any of the other Dukes, or Tancred II, or a revolutionary faction under The Faceless
>Counting Boris
Why the FUCK would you count Boris?
Ethan Baker
Have you played Darth mod
Angel Sanders
>implying Guam isn’t the last remnant of the Byzantine empire
David Fisher
>Kroak Why can't they use him?
Elijah Wilson
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Nicholas Brooks
My understanding was he dude who created the character took is ball and fucked of, but that may be totally incorrect. It's just something I heard here of all places, once.
Regardless, i feel like Tehehnhain and Tetto'ekko are more likely; what would a Relic Priest add?
Chase Smith
Beastmeme still lack Taurox, so there's that Brets have a bunch of lords Chaos has a lot What about Norsca though? Most of their chars are more about being Chaos champions rather than leading tribes
Cameron Williams
>Tehehnhain
Hah, you think CA uses the Warhammer Wiki like we do?
Nathaniel Murphy
Thus I want another ghorst
Cooper Kelly
...
Mason Martinez
I think this is pretty much impossible to break without artillery.
Luis Young
Hot damn A E S T H E T I C
Hudson Fisher
Damn son nice get.
Reading up on Taurox I would like him. Chaos needs Ku'gath Plaguefather, Valkia the Bloody, as there are no naturally flying generals. We got a big bird already. Sluteesh gets a keeper of secrets.
Wyatt Rodriguez
That's a proper clusterfuck. Also >yari ki
Jackson Cox
So am I right to assume all of the yuropoors are fantasy fags and burgers are the histcucks?
Austin Smith
Incorect. The most vocal reeee about fantasy has come from the Turks. Bongs, Franch, and Nazi's are down with Fantasy because the TT was popular/successful there in the 80's. So, Western Europe likes fantasy, Eastern Europe hates it, No one cares about Asians, and it's all fantasy to Americans because they don't have any actual history
Isaiah Thomas
No.
Carson Hughes
no burgers are hist cucks, fighting for something which never existed e.g. all knights should have their own unique heraldry and there's nation states rather than actual feudalism with inheritance forming empires Whilst Europeans don't care because they have the money to afford it all and then buy some models on the side