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Techpill
Techpill

I want to bully Bastion until it cries!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Here comes T.Racer!

5mileys
5mileys

First for Pharakeet not my joke

SniperWish
SniperWish

underbabs a shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I wonder how loose this sluts brown pussy is. Surely she was taking at least 5 Helix soldier loads a day?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

don't believe his lies

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Here cums mercy!

Spamalot
Spamalot

s-shut up baka this game is esports ready i love watching PRO players click Q together

Bidwell
Bidwell

it's almost that time of the year ;]

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What do you call such deliciousness.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

an eye sore

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

veekyforums.com/thread/201971058/video-games
Overwatch seems to take it's self too seriously, and ends up biting it's ass in some places because of that.

There's a real ludonarrative dissonance with Overwatch, The whole point of it is they're a peaceful organisation who were trying to stop the big war that was going on, But in the game the peaceful Overwatch members shoot clones of each other so they can push a bomb to kill a load of... Robobots.

The whole story of how the team members of Overwatch were on big happy family is fucked off ingame, especially since Blizzard loves to push the "muh competitive game experience" excuse to ignore everything else. When you read a rather long story where you get to get a feel of the characters for who they are and how they feel and when they die in unexpected ways in which it actually has an impact on the emotional state of the reader, that which shows they have been sufficiently humanised to where you can care for them and get interested in the story.
Overwatch from a "lore" standpoint is definitely bad from the current state, and that we barely receive anything that progresses or details the elements that make up the fictional universe doesn't help either. The Positive side on this is that it does allow other people with ideas to create their own stories and expand the universe themselves in a way of how they see it fit.

I generally stop playing the actual game when reading something of quality, because of the distaste i gain for a long while for seeing favourite characters get whacked around by rocket hammers, get disintegrated by magical energy, or whatever blizzard can come up with. It's basically a glorified deathmatch arena. Feels pointless. The reason why it's way more enjoyable to get it over with in TF2 is because it doesn't try to take it's self seriously, there is way more freedom for doing crapulous amounts of character interaction in game. You don't have any kind of freedom like that in Overwatch.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Players press Q
It literally does not matter becauase Mercy also pressed Q

Imagine if one thing could just completely ruin all enjoyment of a game and blizz just fucking ignored it, it really makes me believe they're actually going for "Make the game so unfun to play people will just watch it instead of playing it"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

the game isn't canon, brainlet

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fake and gay. Hanzo would be trying to stab the bitch.

StonedTime
StonedTime

on the other hand isn't your Q ruining the fun of any people you killed with it by making them have to respawn and walk back to the objective?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Besides the interactions that draw from lore to an extent and what-ifs he gameplay itself isn't canon.

5mileys
5mileys

Imagine being so bad at writing you had to separate the game and the games lore, like holy fuck imagine if potions or magic didn't exist in the witcher story but did for the game, it would be a joke

likme
likme

Could it be time to nerf Widowmaker already? She puts too much power in one player's hands. Every match becomes a sniper duel because the only counter to Widowmaker is a better Widowmaker, and if your Widow is worse than theirs, you are always 5v6. QP is already unplayable because Widow has 100% pick rate there, and it's leaking to comp.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

widow is absolute cancer to play against above diamond

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Furthers my point on how incomplete everything is.
With only the external material being canon and with a severe lack of such external material you're going to have problems.
Imagine seeing a movie and then somebody says "Oh, the director said it's not canon. If you want to know the story, you need to look at the comics on the movie's official website!"

So what's the fucking point if it's two different Timelines/Universes? Next thing you know we're getting time trav-, oh wait.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It sounds like you've never played fighting games before.

Emberfire
Emberfire

So How long before this “underage” suggestion gets traction on mainstream OW sites? Or does Pink with blue highlights make less sense then have 2 of the same colours but you swap where the colours are?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

So how would you canonize the game, while keeping the base gameplay intanct?

Skullbone
Skullbone

They need to nerf either charge time, bodyshot damage or hook cooldown.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Expect to see many retcons. I don't trust Blizzard to make quality animated shorts for certain Heroes without them pandering to plebian tier audiences.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'll cum on you, faggot.

Methnerd
Methnerd

youtube.com/watch?v=9oZ3Y2Hn10U

jesus lads

Inmate
Inmate

It sounds like you've never read books before.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sub 1k hours on csgo
out

TechHater
TechHater

Genji moves all over the place because ninja and had to chase Hanzo's ass down
Mercy is being a medic for war-torn middle east
Those aren't weird. Torbjorn and Reinhardt, yeah, they're odd.

w8t4u
w8t4u

a cute

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I've read books, and I recognize that Overwatch isn't a novel gameplay-wise like the fighting game genre.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Future tech
Hard light
Magic
Time travel

There is literally nothing the story that can't be hand waved by nano bots, magical iris energy, time travel or some kind of tech, but they were to lazy to do even that, they don't even define the magic that the Dragons are, just "Oh yeah there's magic in the future don't expect us to elaborate even a bit"

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I have shit to do besides playing Vidya. The fact Valve has become so ass backwards doesn't help.

Playboyize
Playboyize

wtf is this

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Mercy is being a medic for war-torn middle east
and sterilizing the locals

RumChicken
RumChicken

Torb's probably working as a consultant to help with the mechs at Volskaya.
Rein is going full Don Quixote so who the fuck knows.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Read a book.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

where and when and why do I use ana?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So how long before we get an overwatch reunion? When it happens, will there have been a way that non overwatch members learn about Winston’s message? Did Reyes and Moira get the notification? Would guys like Torb and Mercy outright refuse but still show up? Who shows up first? Will it even all happen at Gibraltar?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

sterilising the goat fuckers
This is something i can support. Though i expect someone to take notice soon enough, she should not be giving them any ideas with her appearance in that part of the world.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Pick enemy D.va
Well i guess it's canon that D.va is dead now!

Want to play a match with Reaper and Soldier on the same team
Better get those lore writers scrambling to think up a reason why this would happen! Otherwise i guess they'd always be forced to be on enemy teams.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You use Ana to go back to your spawn and switch to Mercy otherwise your teammates get upset and throw.

askme
askme

Imagine having this image saved

likme
likme

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Snarelure
Snarelure

mercy sucks

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

When Mercy gets nerfed, which is (hopefully) 2 weeks from now.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ethnic cleansing isn't going to happen that quickly.

The thing about Volskaya mechs is that they were made without outside human input because Russian pride. I don't think they'd take him in as a consultant.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm most interested in coming up with a realistic explanation on how Reinhardts Armor and Mercy's Valkyrie suit along with other flying crap is powered. Miniaturized Arc Reactors, perhaps.

Nojokur
Nojokur

glorifying swiss whore
bashing pure and loyal brown delicacy
Children, behave

where
Any map is great for Ana,
when
Ana is suitable to every team composition
why
Because she needs skill, she grants high rewards, she's devastating, she has the highest healing output for single targets, her ult is decisive for winning matches, Mercy will be useless soon. Lastly Ana is a statuesque goddess and no person can deny her sexiness .

MPmaster
MPmaster

i stopped playing right when competitive came out but i've been getting back into it the past few days. ana is fun as fuck and i cant even aim.

is this pasta or is it actually still a problem (this was the #1 complaint during release)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Best girl.

farquit
farquit

Except for the whole using Omnic tech thing.

Methshot
Methshot

Well we know that Torbs (and his merry friend bastion and Gandymede) have been trekking around in order to find and dismantle any remaining Omnic tech he himself was directly responsible for creating and subsequently had turn against him.

What are the chances that the Russians got ahold of that tech? Hell, that whole deal with Voystaka and those mystery omnics could be related.

SniperGod
SniperGod

hnnnng shes got that autism vaccine

DeathDog
DeathDog

How about I insert random star trek like bullshittery to make things interesting?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

finally a decent answer

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I mean Zen having Discord orb as an ability as a character in multiplayer but Chu saying Zenyatta doesn't actually have a discord or healing power when it comes to OW lore, why not just say he can manipulate matter with omnic energy? Why have anyone do in multiplayer what their character can't do lore wise?

Lunatick
Lunatick

What's up fellow Ana bro.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Who shows up first?
Tracer
Will it even all happen at Gibraltar?
Already did.
Would guys like Torb and Mercy outright refuse but still show up?
Torbjorn's in contact with Reinhardt and Mercy's in contact with Genji. Reinhardt and Genji haven't done anything and Reinhardt's only heard the call so far. Mei got the call, McCree's drunk.

MPmaster
MPmaster

user, this is science fantasy, not science fiction.

viagrandad
viagrandad

pure

bitch probably doesn't even have a clitoris

Booteefool
Booteefool

The MCU sure went full circle with that one.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Your claim is weak.
Your claim is weak.
Your opinion is discarded on behalf of the Reichstag.

Nojokur
Nojokur

We're not actually getting Blizzard World are we?
I'm starving for something to do over here. Does anyone actually care about fucking E-Sports?
It's been playable for 2 and a half months now I just want to play the map with others but the PTR is dead in my region.
And I want those new skins too.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This is true love <3

Ignore the tryhard naruto chink

TechHater
TechHater

it needs more testing :)

King_Martha
King_Martha

No, Ana is pure and cute.

Shhh! Adults are talking!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

agreed

viagrandad
viagrandad

It's not ready yet ;)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

The map isnt that great anyway

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

With all the work they had to put into the OWL skins it probably pushed Blizzworld back another month at least

Soft_member
Soft_member

But its not canon lmao.

JunkTop
JunkTop

who cares about canon when it's fucking shit ?

whereismyname
whereismyname

The truly best acquaintence for the Doctor would be with a Polnisch Professor.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Still not canon :^)
Angela belongs to strong nippon steel cock.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I have already invented a cure for yellow fever.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Well, I can no longer justify playing this game. It's so toxic that it's now affecting my physical and mental health, thanks for allowing this to get so bad Blizzard.

I often would use Overwatch as a way to help with my anxiety, as a way to put myself in stressful environments to slowly get better at handling things. But holy crap are players worse than ever.

I know it's a personal issue but there's a level that you don't cross when it comes to being a decent human being and Overwatch encourages that toxic, racial and foul behavior. Threatening family and murdering kids? That's the kind of stuff Blizzard is allowing in games now.

Reported the players but what good does that do? Absolutely nothing. I'm disappointed in the entire team over at Overwatch that they refuse to do anything.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Too bad Angela's yellow fever is chronic :^)

Skullbone
Skullbone

GRORIOUS NIPPON STEELUH

DeathDog
DeathDog

Nothing the science of modern medicine cannot correct. The mind is more powerful than you suspect.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

but why

Inmate
Inmate

implying she isn't the one who's violating poor gengu
implying she didnt eat his ass for hours while trying to "repair" him
Poor Gengu, #HimToo

Skullbone
Skullbone

wow, this pro player/major streamer probably have one hell of a setup!

Evilember
Evilember

Fanart of her is hot but Zarya is gross.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

his computer kek

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want the skins and new items though

TreeEater
TreeEater

Whomst is this?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I think its XQC because I heard him once talking about a cardboard arm rest, and people often talk about how much coke he drinks.

Methnerd
Methnerd

No, she's best grill.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

GENCY IS CUTE

eGremlin
eGremlin

Love isn't canon.

It's just something that happens naturally.

It breaks the laws of the universe you think you know.

massdebater
massdebater

he probably hulk smashed his case, ok, but doesn't he have enough money to buy another one?

Methshot
Methshot

Blizzworld patch in 6 hours GET HYPED BOI

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Consider that Angela has saved the lives of people other than just Genji, and at home is close with people she has spent time with during her entire life, also considering her parents were among the many casualties of the war. They may be good friends, but they are not the center of the universe.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Still isn't canon :^)

Methnerd
Methnerd

SEETHING PHARMERCY LMAO
ANGELA CANNOT RESIST GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL, FOLDED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

sorry to dissapoint you but genji does not have prosthetic reproductive organs, and the quality of the armour plating is not satisfactory

King_Martha
King_Martha

main is in low diamond
do placements on a brand new alt
2600
get it to low diamond in a couple of days

why are placements so shit?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Too bad Chu wills it and you can't do anything about it :^)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Everyone wants to play their best character

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

yes i can, i can drag anyone out of their chair so long i have unrestricted access across the globe to alter my position

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

be diamond
get a smurf
For what purpose? I have a friend that has like 4 accounts and they’re all shit.

WebTool
WebTool

Autism.

King_Martha
King_Martha

pharmercy fags

Methnerd
Methnerd

WHENS MY WAIFU SKINS DROPPING
FUCKING ESPOOOOOOOOOOOO

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

a smurf is an account you purposely keep low rank to shit on players in order to compensate for a small penis with excess foreskin.

an alt is an account you still try your best on to climb with. I made it to play heroes I am not good at and don't play on my normal account.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Busy adding esport posters to it ;)

Methnerd
Methnerd

I don't ship Pharmacy nonsense. Where do these people get the idea from?
Ah, there's the answer.

viagrandad
viagrandad

waifufags are autism in its purest form.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i don't care for this thread when OWL isn't live

askme
askme

FARFOUR WHEN?????

Flameblow
Flameblow

I don't care for this thread when OWL is live, funny enough

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

eat my boogers cunt

takes2long
takes2long

So when is Dallas' next match so we can see Taimou and Seagull get exposed even more?

hairygrape
hairygrape

my cunt eats boogers

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

a boogy woogy!

Firespawn
Firespawn

mercymeta will last for 5 months
almost half a year of "no mercy = no win"
Why do they have to kill their best game exactly?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why do they have to kill their best game exactly?
This isnt WoW.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

WE LE DID IT LE REDDIT XD *upvote*

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

a woogy boogy :(

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

getting this upset

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

playing ok tier
chips, custa, effect, harryhook

literally who tier
coco

playing inconsistently tier
seagull, taimou

playing shit tier
mickie

will livestream his "PC" burning down his apartment building tier, also playing inconsistently
xqc

playing with poor teamwork tier
everyone

Techpill
Techpill

chips, custa
playing ok

Overrated trash, the only players worth anything are harryhook and effect.

Firespawn
Firespawn

was mickie the orisa who kept suiciding?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Why do they keep the best soldier on the team on lucio duty at all times?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

b-but that doesnt answer my question

idontknow
idontknow

yes

StonedTime
StonedTime

Cause they have Seagull and Tamou for that, supposedly. Anyways, Soldier is kinda shit in pro play.

iluvmen
iluvmen

why u do dis jef

Methnerd
Methnerd

You have to go back.

MPmaster
MPmaster

People seem to forget how hard Taimou was carrying on Roadhog. It's only after he went DPS that things got inconsistent for him.

Mickie/xQc/Cocco really need to figure out their tank situation. They have serious issues with flexibility in their lineup, and none of them are a great Reinhardt.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I want to, but WoW is a bit dead right now while we're waiting for the new expansion so I have to do other things like play this.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Play Winston
Dive in last point on Volskaya and kill Mercy right away, all of Symms turrets, rage and knock her off the map AND keep McCree from getting out of spawn
Team lost the 5v2 vs Hog and Widow on the point so we lose the round

CLEARLY THIS IS ME BEING BAD AND NOT OOGA BOOGA AND I'M JUST SHIT

What am I supposed to

girlDog
girlDog

just win

happy_sad
happy_sad

Apparently effect's been queuing with cocco and xqc to practice shot calling. They'll probably do better next time.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

first time playing on Americas instead of EU
people actually talk
call shit out
actual, coordinated pushes

Was it just a coincidence? I wouldn't even mind the 100 ping.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

4 kills
team loses 5v2 against a tracer and a d.va

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Just shoot them ;)

takes2long
takes2long

Tomorrow can't come soon enough

Inmate
Inmate

They have communication issues with Seagull I'm sure. Dude blades with Genji, kills two, and sits there for 4sec searching for enemies when your mates are supposed to give you that information.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I wonder if they’ll do something similar to LoL where the winner of the major tournament gets a world champion skin for the character they used. Imagine what a Championship Gladiators or Championship Dynasty skin would be like. It’d be sick.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

short hair
We desperately need another OWL girl.

Evilember
Evilember

that's what inconsistent means. there are flashes of what taimou is known for with the hog play, but his hitscan has fallen off.

FastChef
FastChef

Yay, got into plat for the first time just now.
I'm too afraid to continue playing now

Inmate
Inmate

There is literally nothing wrong with short hair

Skullbone
Skullbone

Well, if you're gay then I can understand your opinion.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

lmao are you 15

TechHater
TechHater

those tits look rather saggy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

it actually gets a bit easier once you get into low plat. people don't rarely communicate in gold whereas in plat you will usually have at least a couple of people on mics during the game and usually everyone is listening to voice if not talking. imo the only way to get out of gold other than getting lucky on a winstreak is to carry yourself out. I recently pulled myself out of gold with zen and it was fucking ridiculous. the only way I'd cap points in many games was by floating through chokes myself to initiate the fights.

WebTool
WebTool

God I can't wait until every female in this game is canon lesbian

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516057169538.webm

Spamalot
Spamalot

BLIZZWORLD TODAY ARE YOU HYPED?????

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

2018
being homosexual

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

its almost as if there's 500 million english speakers compared to about 60

TechHater
TechHater

just win bro
play a shield tank, my bastion is the bees knees
can you switch so my friend can dps?
sombra is my waifu so im playing as her

DeathDog
DeathDog

why is it possible to get moira in 1v1 mystery duel

its fucking dumb

TechHater
TechHater

I did my placements with both of my accounts. One got ranked at low plat. The other one (my main) got ranked at masters.
I played in both accounts with the same only character and I played them pretty much at the same time.

FastChef
FastChef

same thing in CS:GO, it's way more lively on NA servers for me

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

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This revolutionary FPS made by the same devs that decided to turn TF2 into a hat factory moves heaven and earth
All those features everyone has ever wanted will totally be in this game!
But I cant tell you any specifics

Cool game bro
Do you work for Peter Molyneux by any chance xd

whereismyname
whereismyname

being so insecure in your sexuality that you can't like a woman with short hair
for real though are you 15

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

lol that shit don't even make sense, whatchu sayin boi

TechHater
TechHater

I'm 23 and tomboys are for closet homosexuals, period.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Not gon'appen

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

thicc

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

that ass is actually perfect, in all my time on the internet i aint never seen an ass like that

i mean, god dam nigga

SniperWish
SniperWish

Enough of the cows thanks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So is Blizzworld not releasing today? All updates happen at 5 a.m. EST and after that there's no further possibility of update for the week, right?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Arena shooter with team mechanics.
I will murder that LARPer

Illusionz
Illusionz

Please don't post lewd pictures of my wife she's for protecting only

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Enough of the cows thanks
not attracted to big tits

Low test nu-male, you confirmed my hypothesis.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Since Doomfist was released on a Thursday, there is a small possibility of it happening then, but I would not count on it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

starts spamming random pictures of girls
buzzwords
You really do look insecure here buddy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I cant get invested into girls with small tits
Ill never understand how low-test numales can do it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You'd have to wait for eternity then I guess.

Emberfire
Emberfire

if your attracted to cows you might as well be attracted to balloons

i think more natural tits are far more attractive than ridiculous sized ones

JunkTop
JunkTop

Congratulations! You're probably better than 50% of the players in this game.
Welcome! You can enjoy playing Overwatch now!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Those tits are natural though. Just on the larger end of natural.

iluvmen
iluvmen

junkrat has most counters in the game
people crying for nerfs
dva has been meta every season
no one complains about their 600 health double life dps char

Really tickles my pickle

Emberburn
Emberburn

considering how ultra casual vast majority of the people playing this game are i wouldn't be happy with anything worse than top 1%

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

1/2

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

those are natural

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but junkrat requires no skill!!!!!!!!!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

this, fuck mercy and d.va, way more annoying than garbage rodent

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

2/2

askme
askme

junkrat main crying about game balance

kys shitter, learn to aim

eGremlin
eGremlin

junkrat has most counters in the game
That isn't Doomfist or Bastion.

TechHater
TechHater

same
fagging

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

normal then

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

posts 40 seconds apart
samefagging

hairygrape
hairygrape

Its like real world media

People using sensationalism (TWO MINES TWO MINES NO SKILL) to distract from the real issues (Tracer/Genji/Mercy/Dva FOREVER TOP TIER)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

already jonesing for more OWl
will probably watch every game this season

I should get a job.

Supergrass
Supergrass

hnnng sauce?

hairygrape
hairygrape

samefag replies to me thinking I don't know it's him

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How do I stop myself from developing feelings for the person I duo in ranked with?

We started finishing each other's sentences. It hurts anons, help.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Whats not normal about big tits? We are literally biologically predisposed to like bigger tits because it implies she could feed your kids better

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Stop being gay like and

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it's gotta be rigged.

Blizzard makes games like they're heroin

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

owl
players dabbing and saying "do u kno de wae" to eachother in team chat

it's such a shitshow i love it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Litreally Google.

Soft_member
Soft_member

About to rank up
XP bar ALWAYS sops just short of ranking up..

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

plebian monkeys ooking for big tits
Get some taste.

Methshot
Methshot

Its how it should be
Didnt dabbing come from an NFL player in the first place? Full circle

Emberfire
Emberfire

is the next hero going to be a loli

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

12 points away from platinum
15 hours in gold hell
lose 4 matches in a row
2422 actually
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUCKING SON OF A WHORE 50/50 SYSTEM

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Esports is real sports

I can't wait till this shit meme ends, gaming jerseys are so fucking laughable and I'm a NEET that doesn't give a shit about sports

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Big tits are literally 1st world patrician master race taste. Asses are oogabooga tier. Tomboys are... for homosexuals, I guess.

TechHater
TechHater

Its gone beyond a meme now. OWL had a succesful launch, I went to an "Esports bar" for the london spitfire games and it was ram packed. Loads of normies and plenty of women too

It is time

girlDog
girlDog

tfw calibrated at 2.2k, climbed to 2.3k and now im 1.9k

this is what happens when i get level 30s and 40s on my team and the enemy has level 200s as their lowest level

idontknow
idontknow

grind into diamond
thought I'd be happy
instead the grind into masters begin
player salt has now increased tenfold

streamable.com/kg4uo

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

no it's a FAILURE they were all paid blizzard PLANTS

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hahahaha how the fuck is the SR system rigged? Nigga just win a match, like nigga just don't lose haha

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It's called Blizzard spending literally all their funding on advertising, you think people are gonna keep watching mirror matches with 100% mercy pick rate? I'd want OWL to succeed but it fucking won't because blizzard is going to kill it themselves

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ow babby talking about esports

talk to me when youre doing better than dota esports my dude

oh wait thats never gonna happen

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

asslovers exposed

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

the only people who want OWL to fail are people who want esports to fail. this is a watershed moment and if this first season goes well I will expectother games to massively increase investment. OWL still has only a fraction of the viewership of other games, could you imagine if LoL had a league with a quarter of a billion dollars invested into it's teams alone? Their finals had 27 million viewers.

Nojokur
Nojokur

What about muscles

idontknow
idontknow

Hunks are for openly gays, closet homosexuals are inferior to them.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This, Blizzard pretending they're already at TI5 levels of Esports tier when they're at TI1 levels of exposure and entertainment

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

so are we getting blizzard world and the skins tonight?

5mileys
5mileys

The only people that care about dota "esports" are dota players. And the game has been on a gradual decline in players for the last year or so now.
They still get to have big tourneys because they crowdfund every tourney with hats and lootboxes but they haven't broken out of their niche zone at all.
I miss DotaTime but it literally loses in viewers to hearthstone these days

This is true. Blizzard has succesfully kicked it off now they need to go back to actually balancing the fucking game. Half a year of mercy watch and this long with only 3 major character changes (Mercy Hog Dva) is completely unreasonable. Especially when the mercy dva changes fucked the game up harder than anything

farquit
farquit

could you imagine if LoL had a league with a quarter of a billion dollars invested into it's teams alone?

Could you imagine how many maps, skins, events, voice lines, game modes, characters and other things we could have gotten for even a fraction of that much money?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

February

Booteefool
Booteefool

Give it to me straight, /owg/: Was OWL a success?

I didn’t watch

viagrandad
viagrandad

it's that faggot who doesn't understand how game development works again
You keep being told production doesn't magically increase when a studio gets given more money and that money to OWL = less money to the dev team

why do you instead of spreading this bullshit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Early next year

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

people crying about junk, dva, mercy, genji, etc.
you all forgot about fucking tracer

I guess you've never been past 3.5k but a good tracer is straight up overpowered, specially in soloQ where teams have coordination problems.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Imo widowmaker is more broken then tracer above 3.5k

TechHater
TechHater

You keep being told production doesn't magically increase when a studio gets given more money

Except it does you fucking retard since Blizzard has already said they outsource skins, with more money they could outsource more cosmetic work and hire on more people to get balance patches out faster, are you brain dead?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Yes

Inmate
Inmate

tracer has her problems but you forget one thing, individual impact in this game is minimal, without a competent team tracer isnt gonna carry shit, 1 well placed torb turret that doesnt get dealt with and is beyond her reach and shes useless

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

People pretend it wasn't because they're butthurt about various things

It was very successful at launch, but whether or not blizzard kills it with their shit handling remains to be seen.

askme
askme

I hate Roadhog, so fucking much.

I'm sick of him grabbing me. I'm sick of his obesity. His dumb skins. His stupid emotes. I just fucking hate.

TreeEater
TreeEater

A skillful player means that the character is overpowered

Firespawn
Firespawn

Only if uncontested. You pick monkey/genji and you can easily shit on her. You can't do such thing for tracer, her only counter is mccree and even then a good tracer will just play his way around and just not get into stun range or dodge it.

girlDog
girlDog

northern korea
And how did they get statistic from there hm?

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw the enemy gengu is using young genji

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

he still can’t dodge the hook
Whew lad git gud

Spamalot
Spamalot

Some people forget that flat tomboys are the definition of perfection.

Methshot
Methshot

Hello Angela

TechHater
TechHater

Do you literally believe that the people pouring money into OWL would've poured that money into development instead? Who's the braindead one? You're using esports as a scapegoat because you want more hats now :(
And the idea that balance patches would come out faster if there were no esports is laughable. Blilzzard are always slow as fuck.

Illusionz
Illusionz

bit gay m8

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

not using nomad and playing like it was prince of persia

Techpill
Techpill

her only counter is mccree

mcree cant counter shit if he doesnt hit his flashbang, his only niche is solo ulting a pharah/mercy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nobody plays torb at the same level that Tracer's become competent because Torb is shit though.
This is the main issue. The broken good heroes HAVE counters. Its just that the counters are too shit to run

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Nice reading comprehension.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Monkey is a threat to widow

He's free ult charge for her

Genji is a threat

Sort of in that she takes more care with him than others, but he cant touch her at long range outside of delect so her presence fucks his ability to dive

The biggest threat to widow is another widow. Or Hanzo (But hanzo is shit so you shoot yourself in the foot)

5mileys
5mileys

We can do actually OWL boys if Soe is too gay for you?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yeah, I know.

iluvmen
iluvmen

What I hate is how deceptive his kit is. It's so forgiving because you get hooks every few seconds, have shit laods of health, can heal to escape. But if he is missing hooks or just feeding hog is probably the single most detrimental hero to have on your team, it's basically 900 free ult charge for any who can even remotely aim. So often I see hogs that feed and suddenly their gengu is blading us every 20 seconds

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Tracer's not flat.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

they're both pretty cute
LA gladiators orgy never

StonedTime
StonedTime

bischu a cute

whereismyname
whereismyname

He's free ult charge for her

if hes miles away and isnt going for her then yes but then thats him not doing his job

he can jump in drop bubble to isolate her and french fry her

viagrandad
viagrandad

HA
HA
HA

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw I couldn't find any investors to pour $20m into outsourced genji skins

DeathDog
DeathDog

Reading his post I picked up a lot of cues.

In the first post he tries to bait replies. Nobody replies. He also gets a lot of things about OW wrong meaning he's a quickplay scrub at most.
(Death timers and walking back to point times)
He also claims we are ignorant several times because we can't see the faults in the game, when we have been roasting Jeff's ass for 2.5 years and only thinks a few pros are complaining about the rez mechanic.

This makes me believe he didn't come to /owg/ to have a normal discussion, he was literally here to gloat about the secret project he is working on by acting like a hotshot and belittling us.

However since no one here took the bait he wrote the most cringiest shit ever
"Research concluded."
And obviously angry nobody took the bait
"Back after two hours and not even a shitpost after 50+ thread replies."
And even shows how far he's willing to go just to gloat
"I just broke an NDA. Enjoy the information. You've all been helpful."
We've all been very helpful even though nobody replied to him?
"From a professional game dev."
Again gloating. This makes it sound like he has never held a job as a developer before and just has to get it off his chest how proud he is.
This is strengthened by
" developed by a lot of the folks who worked on ... and multiplayer modding projects"
Kaplan has stated a lot of things they look at before hiring someone is if they have ever made a map or a mod for a game to see how creative and passionate they are.

"by a lot of the folks who worked on a large number of valve titles"
Valve fired most of the people that worked on their classic titles recently: HL2, TF2, CSGO, Portal which makes it believable.

This means the LARP is real however the poster is not a professional at all and is selling shovelware.
He is not a TF2 player. He complains about respawn times not knowing about TF2 long spawn times and maps.

farquit
farquit

What are some educational streamers/youtube channels to learn how to stop sucking at OW?

RavySnake
RavySnake

What the fuck is happening. Between today and yesterday I had 5 competitive matches canceled because of people leaving. Are the blizzard servers shitting thenselves? All these people can't be tanking their mmr on purpose.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what champions do you enjoy playing

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

He's basically an old quake modder from the 2000 esports era that finally got a job through one of his friends.
He also shits on TF2 and OW because of the lackluster gamemodes and that he'll somehow come up with better ones not realizing we have these gamemodes because nothing else will work.
Professional game dev my ass. This is typical Quake shit where people make up new gamemodes and just fail.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Skyline.
The best way to learn is to record yourself playing mentally and reflect on the footage to see where and what you did wrong.

Illusionz
Illusionz

On that note why the fuck does this game want to sell itself as an esport and then there's literally fucking no where in game to actually get any information about what anything does stat wise?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

In the last I'd say 2 weeks of playing I've had 6 leavers, all of them from the other team. it's bizarre. also zero throwers on my team. We've even had piece of shit comps like double sniper on anubis defence but somehow our snipers just slap the shit out of them.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Arena shooter with team mechanics.
quake
No reloading
quake
Skill ceiling is higher than quake
quake
Solo queue is viable
quake
FFA modes have already been implemented
quake

And of course complaining about
respawn times
quake

tldr he tried to shill a quake game and not "spiritual successor to TF2"

WebTool
WebTool

dps: mccree/tracer/hanzo
tank: zarya/hog
heal: zen/lucio

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How long does it take for the abandoning time to go back a tier?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

it's not really a math based game, knowing the exact stats of things won't really help you get better.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I've been playing for two weeks, but the only one I found who helped out my game so far has been iostux, even though his German accent is very grating.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Welcome to AMD support.

Skullbone
Skullbone

It's hard to say, but she's definetely not a titty monster. Lena's beauty is in her long legs, wide hips and tiny waist.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Bugs, look at CSGO and DotA 2.
Because everyone has access to developer functions they can check damage values, collision hitboxes, lagg issues etc.

Kaplan doesn't want that. That would mean extra work.
Wrong

idontknow
idontknow

overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Overwatch_Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

Snarelure
Snarelure

Ranks?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Lol I get a similar error randomly on my Nvidia GPU. Overwatch doesn't like being alt tabbed.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Winstons leap is hardly a blink. He's a massive flying predictable target, and he cant protect himself in midair without using his bubble too early

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

harbleu is a goat hog and very good zarya, he plays super aggressively though so he could give you the wrong idea about positioning. But basic mechanics are the same.

chipshajen is a reallygood support, doesn't play lucio though. his positioning/playstyle is really safe and calculated which is essential for zen. he's also a mean mcree.

idk about hanzo, wraxu maybe since he's arguably the best of anyone.

effect is really fuckign good at tracer, but he plays everythign to incredibly high level.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

boring ass heroes like winston, mercy and junk are forcefed meta
if someone in your team doesn't pick them you lose

nice game lads

Soft_member
Soft_member

At this point I'd rather take a 50sr hit than play a terrible match.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

They're pretty big and perky for such a smol girl

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

wrong how. zens discord boosts damage done by 30% but knowing that won't make it any more effective.

diamond

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i was gonna mention this in the other post, the overwatch wikis are very bad at detailing interactions and things and you have to remember these things are done by the community just look at by comparison how detailed the dota 2 wiki is for one passive skill that doesnt even require a button to press

MPmaster
MPmaster

let's add another auto aim

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Okay. Now, how to I get +40% aim with mccree?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Sure goy. Knowing that your bullets disappear randomly is not going to help anyone hehe...
Overwatch wikis cant do much. Are they gonna crowd source information from youtube videos? That's a lot of material vs some idiot going into a test map in dota 2 and using dev commands.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Alright, I played 5 games on Americas. Never going back. EU is pure cancer. Someone get me out of this shithole.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

hit the enemies head with your gun while simultaneously avoiding being hit yourself

Methshot
Methshot

Okay user, it just doesn't matter to me because I love my Lena anyway.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Anyone of those besides mercy being a must pick
Must be nice in wood rank.

TechHater
TechHater

how bad is EU?

farquit
farquit

The time had come to answer the truly important questions. strawpoll.me/14857549

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Winston and mercy are must-picks in 3.5k+ SR

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How do I achieve this? I have no probs hitting tanks at all. But shit like sym or ana are impossible from afar.

Bidwell
Bidwell

have you tried getting better at aiming

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Can we find out which game this is?

Guy deleted the post because he gave two obvious clues:
Cute, but not waifu material. unless you're some kind of weirdo please don't sexualise them unless your art is good
development of Xxxxxxx
a lot of the folks who worked on a large number of valve titles

7 letter title
Characters are not human as there are no waifus
Art has to be good enough to sexualize them
We can stalk former valve devs employers

An example would be Diabotical which has egg bots as characters but that's headed by yames, only has 6 developers and no valve devs involved.

viagrandad
viagrandad

*angry french noises*
ta putain mere
cyka
weird germanic accents

Soloq is a lovely multicultural experience.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

That's a lot of material vs some idiot going into a test map in dota 2 and using dev commands

well whats the fucking point of the ptr? do you know how rarely the dota test client gets updated? its only for massive patches that introduce map changes and new heroes many updates are ported just like that

why doesnt blizzard allow players to access this information and tools? oh thats right we can only have people erping on custom game modes which time you out for damaging someone

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'M GETTING THE FEELING THEY HAVE A SHIEEEEELD GENERATOR

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This is the most useless post in this general.
You know that you can launch DotA 2 and play a test map while searching for a game? You have various developer tools including a dummy that displays values. you can go further beyond by toggling console and using dev commands.
Imagine being this much of a kike and shilling for a company that does not give a fuck about you solely because it's headed by jews.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Hmmm, ye. How?

dude just point and click 'em on the head XD

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

muh engine is always Kaplan's response.

WebTool
WebTool

shilling for a company that does not give a fuck about you solely because it's headed by jews.

no im just saying why dota is a superior game with a superior community and anyone who isnt retarded will agree with me, the flaws ow has are indefensible

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

dude just point and click 'em on the head XD
that's literally the answer autismo

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Now you're strawmanning.

Soft_member
Soft_member

because i outed you as the shill?

viagrandad
viagrandad

who gives a shit about mods in a online multiplayer FPS.

Inmate
Inmate

Is Dafran autistic?

Methnerd
Methnerd

t. strawman

Techpill
Techpill

How to make Doomfist a consistent dps and not just a "lul we can try and rush point a for a cheese cap"

Shields dont degenerate over time
Fly farther forward for less charge on rocket fist, so you can tap it for a quick low damage dash (Keep damage - charge values the same)
Uppercut now pulls people in front of you similar to hook (Still doesnt stun)
Lower charge on ultimate a tad, its pretty garbage it doesnt need to be as expensive as it is

cum2soon
cum2soon

enter competitive match
everyone is solo
five people including me pick tank and offense quickly
last guy doesn't have a pick
check his profile
absolutely nothing but offense heroes played
enter the map
guy still doesn't have a pick
30 seconds left
guy still doesn't have a pick
10 seconds left
guy still doesn't have a pick
gates open
picks McCree

You can just FEEL their frustration, I love those moments.

Firespawn
Firespawn

A few hundred xp from level
Want to play
but not earn my lootbox before blizzworld items are added
3-4 hours until patch

Inmate
Inmate

I do this when this kind of shit happens too

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i agree with shields part

i think ult is fine but the reticule on landing should not appear to enemies and any enemies not killed by ult should be knocked down in its aoe like rein's earthshatter

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Doomfist should be tankier but do less damage.

askme
askme

Anyone that has a decent history of playing fps? Shit like Team Fortress was a mod before becoming a game and then you've got things like Project Reality for BF.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Or it shouldn't be as easy to dodge by listening to it. Itsa liability to use most of the time because it leaves you so vulnerable, even if you straight up squish someone

takes2long
takes2long

Doomfist should be engaging tank, a mobile anchor that makes enemy target him, not his teammates

Firespawn
Firespawn

could make the barriers generated by the passive become armour value instead, that would mean you could get upto 150 armour and that would be a massive help

Illusionz
Illusionz

play 3 games with smurf throwing
tells me im an eu cuck who should go home to his country (?) and something with refuggees and a faggot
google him
brony and minecraft youtuber 3 years ago
just turned 18
ok

cum2soon
cum2soon

They don't want another Dota

JunkTop
JunkTop

why

hairygrape
hairygrape

polfags in a nutshell really

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

flexchads have deep hero pools and climb because they will usually get an optimal team comp.

DPS virgins instalock their chosen DPS because reddit told them they can only climb by doing this. They neglect the part where you need to be actually good at DPS, or godlike if you hope to carry with a team full of players with the same mindset.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

They don't want another Dota
What did he mean by this?

5mileys
5mileys

moira got gold nails after fan requested
torbjorn still doesn't have gold turrets even though fans requested since 2016
GET TO WORK BLIZ

Emberburn
Emberburn

flexvirgin this hard in denial
EL OH EL

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dota is too complex and has too much of a learning curve

plus ow babbies cannot into meme abilities which they would consider toxic (ie bloodseeker's rupture, riki's permanent invis)

what he effectively means is they want the league playerbase

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

PRBF became Squad.
Funny story actually, the PRBF devs declined to work for them because they were making it in CryEngine.
Thank god for Unreal Engine which came along later.

Inmate
Inmate

Dota was originally a warcraft mod. Now it is its own thing and Valve owns it. They don't want an OW mod to become more popular than OW itself, and eventually grow into its own game that someone else owns.

Snarelure
Snarelure

How to stop tilting against mercywatch? I can't help it when it's clear the enemy is only winning because rez and valk exist to ruin the game

Evilember
Evilember

Someone makes a better version of OW through a mod.
Which is why Blizzard sneaked in that they OWN ALL RIGHTS TO ANY MOD YOU MAKE in their games.
Imagine being this stupid and having nothing to contribute to the discussion.

viagrandad
viagrandad

blizzard likes money. it's like the modders have any ownership rights to anything, if a mod ended up being super popular blizzard could just fucking take it.

takes2long
takes2long

Enemy team has a moth
you don't
win percentage goes to 20%
nice game :)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

*angry french noises*
I've played with baguetteboys they are hilarious when they get upset.

FastChef
FastChef

Definitely

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

really enjoy overwatch
gee, let's see what my good friends at /v/ think about it
they fucking despise it
o-oh okay well let's see what the crowd at /owg/ think about it they have no reason to hang out in a thread for a game they hate right?
they hate it even more
I guess Reddit is my next stop, wish me luck...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

but league is also a warcraft mod also i dont really think this could happen, blizzard could simply do a cease and desist and flex legal muscle or buy out any mod

my point was perfectly valid

Techpill
Techpill

I'm not flexing for genjihanzowidow kids on principle. They don't deserve it. If we lose because we had 6 dps, it's not my fault any more than theirs.

Emberfire
Emberfire

play comp
some asian dude is salty in bad english, and he's very bad at being dps
he won't budge when team tells him to change
ask him "you chinese mate? can you change please?" because i genuinely didn't know what his ID says or is written in, and was curious to what his ID says
tells me i'm being racist
"dude i'm asking a genuine question where are you from? are you not chinese?"
some block text unintelligible chat, probably swear
he says he's going to report me
chatbanned

fucking slit eye yellow faggots. i don't care anymore, any block texts are chink to me now.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Dota 2

Rip
Defense of the control point when

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

preference of women is gay

viagrandad
viagrandad

No they couldn't. The whole DotA 2 name thing was because of Blizzard wanting ownership over the name DotA because it was created in WC3.
If you make a successful mod in OW today you can still make your game based on it but can no longer use the same name because of the shit they snuck in.
Jesus, give it up. You had nothing to contribute to the discussion and had to bring in your 10 IQ shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Just face the fact that this game is shit and learn to appreciate it for little nice things it has to offer.

askme
askme

why do you get so assblasted whenver i bring up dota 2 being a superior game, also the way you stylise it with the capital A just screams that youre some butthurt league shitter

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw made over 400 SR tonight

Lads, I'm gonna make it

massdebater
massdebater

What the hell are you on about you 10 IQ RETARD

Inmate
Inmate

only 300 more SR till you get out of bronze!!!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Stylosa's Overanalazyed.

Seriously.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you are almost at gold lad don't give up

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

google shows no results
sauce?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Stylosa is plat

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

le dota is dying meme

meanwhile in 6 months we will be breaking another of our own esports prizepool records and by that point ow esports will be floundering

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Fucking christ, she would be 11/10 if she had longer hair and no tats.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Leave being hero 27 to me.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Mercy looks so small and soft. My primal urges tell me to protect her.

eGremlin
eGremlin

can't wait for yet another auto aim ruining the game

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Le we have the biggest prize pools in esports because we crowdfund using russians and thirdworlders that buy compendiums for lootboxes

Theres a reason nobody talks about dota anymore. It never even managed to topple league's popularity

Booteefool
Booteefool

Not even him but:
dota
a game filled with lots of game-breaking RNG
competitive

I gave dota2 a try (like ~300h) when sc2 died and you might aswell play hearthstone or roll dices on your desk. On top of that, league was more apm-demanding unless you were playing a multitasking hero.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

716,260
24-hour peak

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Jeff plz, OWL opening week is over

Flameblow
Flameblow

Still Mercywatch, still shit.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Give titty hero!

Methshot
Methshot

titty monster
yes, please

WebTool
WebTool

YOU WILL WATCH IT

eGremlin
eGremlin

yuzuki

Booteefool
Booteefool

gets nerfed out of ptr
is f tier after 2-4 weeks

im so excited

King_Martha
King_Martha

youtu.be/v6BHCxlBjRg
the spic province of harryhook

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Broke expectations but it keeps losing viewers hard. No viewer rewards, same maps and mercywatch ruins it.

farquit
farquit

Overanalyzed is actually decent for learning common mistakes people make. I wouldn't listen to his constant "YOU NEED A REINHARDT" bullshit though. Team comp matters a whole lot less than people think in most cases. What matters is that your team is equipped to deal with the enemy team, and that often means needing a shield to block certain things or make space for certain characters.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Enemy team has a 55% scoped accuracy Widow
Our Lucio spends the entire game bitching at us because we can't get on the point when we don't have a Mercy against Widow but rather plays Lucio instead

FastChef
FastChef

Nigger, how did he miss it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

map pool changes each week user, or did you just assume we were going to get 4 weeks of junkertown and numbani?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Only if i get free tokens for watching.

5mileys
5mileys

a game filled with lots of game-breaking RNG

such as what? oh let me guess you tried to manfight a farmed troll and got stunlocked and died wow what a surprise

competitive

are you trying to tell me ow takes more skill?

league was more apm-demanding unless you were playing a multitasking hero.

are you gonna pretend that meepo, tinker, invoker and any other hero with micro doesnt exist? those heroes alone are more complex than the entirety of league

Inmate
Inmate

long hair
good

shit taste

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Is Lucio mostly useless on defense in the current meta?

It feels like every time I get a Lucio main refusing to swap on defense we get fucking destroyed unless the dps are carrying.

Skullbone
Skullbone

the Chad tank
the virgin dps
the homosexual support

RavySnake
RavySnake

A global 300 damage invulnerability should also be a knockdown with not indicator as to where it will land
And people say blizzard is bad at balancing games.

WebTool
WebTool

Map pools change by stage user so yes, it's another four weeks of the same maps.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

t. roadhog

Methshot
Methshot

Nope, there's changes but it's still the same MAP POOL of the same maps every day for a month

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The secondary healer isnt that important on defense. You can run any of them as long as you have mercy

Its just that zen works best 9 times outta 10 but a good lucio can still work

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

if you report someone, do you automatically avoid them?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

the trans hambeast

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

you listen to the sound cues and if its loud then you fucking move, is it really that hard? its literally no different to riptire

Methnerd
Methnerd

fucking overbabs. When's the next hero out?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Well, I guess I'll go fuck myself

Firespawn
Firespawn

sent ;)

JunkTop
JunkTop

you have to block them but sometimes even that isnt enough, ive blocked people and then had them in my team the next game again

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

b-but I listen to spotify when I play! I don't want to have to listen to audio cues!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hmmmmmmm...

Lunatick
Lunatick

It’s another episode of “silvers giving balance input”.

w8t4u
w8t4u

There's no reason to run lucio ever outside of boop maps and maybe trying to cheese with a dive comp in OT on cp maps pretty much worthless on payload and non boop KotH.

Methshot
Methshot

I'm talking about bash, crits and literal % on hit cancer that game is filled with.
OW demands more mechanics, the game knowledge is just not deep at all.
reading comprehension
I literally said "unless... multitasking hero". For every other hero, it's a fact league requires more apm than dota.

RavySnake
RavySnake

who here play support but #nevermercy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Since I'm curious how other players do, does anyone else seem to have a particularly rough time in placements as well?

I've been playing since season 4, and my placement records have been 1-9, 5-5, 2-8, 4-5-1, and 2-8.

This season's placements were really rough. A lot of close defeats.

Playboyize
Playboyize

who cares since only performance matters

SniperWish
SniperWish

Ana fag. Wishing my faggot team would stop waking up the ulting Genji I just slept.

DeathDog
DeathDog

lucio is absolutely critical on certian maps for getting thriough chokes. Also on any koth he works because usually the team sticks together and his area healing actually counts for something.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

then youre not supporting

happy_sad
happy_sad

And I forgot to mention runes RNG. Inb4 noob learn to predict runes or some other delusiional dotard argument. I bet you're not even 5k.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

bash

all heroes with innate bashes are melee, ranged heroes only have a 10% chance to bash you simply kite them

crits

disarms exist, items that stop you from being attacked by physical damage exist, armour and damage reductions exist, for crits to be op the hero has to have a lot of farm so if youre being blown up by crits its your own fucking fault

youre literally a league shitter

Emberfire
Emberfire

runes rng

is it really so hard to rotate every 2 fucking minutes and to ward the runes so you know to play safe if they get something like a double damage or haste

all of this has counterplay

Supergrass
Supergrass

Mercy and Junkrat are now in literally every single game becauseshitters know they're getting nerfed

JUST DROP THE NERFS ALREADY YOU STUPID KIKES NERF MERCY ALREADY NERF HER NERF HER NERF HER NERF HER NERF HER

happy_sad
happy_sad

proves my points unwillingly
Typical dotard. I'm talking about unpredictable, game-breaking RNG. You simply don't understand the term I think.

takes2long
takes2long

People ward runes idiot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Do you legitimately believe a 300 damage, 360 degree knockdown (which btw combined with Doomfist's kit is minimum one kill but likely 2-3 in a realistic scenario) would be A) balanced with the visual indicator or B) balanced with only an audio cue.
To save time let's skip the response if you answer yes to either of those questions you're a lamentable fool with no business discussing balance of anything anywhere ever.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How to make Reaper relevant:

+ Wraith Form now grants flying movement
+ Movement speed in Wraith Form buffed from to 10 m/s (Up from 7.1 m/s)
+ You can now shoot immediately out of Wraith Form (No delay)
- Wraith Form no longer reloads for you

Reworked Shadow Step
Now works as a charge based ability, 1 charge is granted for every elimination (Can only store 2 charges), same rules for Dash resets as to what grants a charge

Shadow Step now targets identically to Ana's nanoboost, but targets enemies instead of allies
Using Shadow Step on an enemy causes Reaper to dissapear into the ground/shadows/what the fuck ever after a brief animation (Can be killed and interrupted during the animation)
Reaper then dissapears from the map ala Doomfist ult, and will reapear behind his target after 5 seconds (Can be re-activated to appear sooner)
Reaper appears directly behind his target and inflicts a massive slow effect for hte duration of the re-appear animation (Also loudly declares this with REAPER-SITIONING)

Hire me blizzard
Its a hell of a lot more fun and viable than the shit you've put out

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

In this scenario are you putting homos above virgins? Because at least we’re having sex

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

youre the retard though

Evilember
Evilember

tfw using moira as a crutch
no nerfs incoming but you just know something will happen

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

implying you can't be virgin and homosexual
t. virgin homosexual

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm confused. Does whether you win or lose your placements not matter? Because I was getting gold medals every game so my performance was still pretty good but I still ended up losing 165 SR from my finish in Season 7. Did I lose more because I was willing to switch heroes to try and counter the enemy?

I'm not sure Blizzard really know what they're doing with this game.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Until she get nerfed you are literally throwing games if one of the supports isn't mercy, it's that simple. I don't like it, I hate playing her but I'd rather win then lose.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

If Blizzard saw this they would actively prevent you from being hired at ANY game company

Inmate
Inmate

2 HOURS

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

the only thing i proved is that youre incredibly retarded and have zero idea of counterplay

can a hypercarry like spectre 1v5 the enemy team?
yes

is that op?
no because you have many chances to shut her down and if you get to the point where she can do that its your team's fault

Lunatick
Lunatick

no arguments
lmao retard!
I knew I was right form the very begining anyways. Thanks for trying.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Didnt you get btfo last time?

Inmate
Inmate

implying you can't be virgin and homosexual
Not implying that I’m explicitly saying that

Methnerd
Methnerd

junkrat is op

ah yes the mind of a bronze player

Skullbone
Skullbone

i give thanks daily no one in owg will ever have any involvement with game balance in any way whatsoever. what an absolute abortion of a hero rework holy fuck

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

retards cant understand arguments
sorry youre retarded

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I love Lena Oxton.

askme
askme

its fun watching him get annoyed, i already know dota is the superior game and nothing he can say will change that

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw she will never love you because she is gay

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

placements are about personal perfomance, wins and losses matter little. though if you lose a lot you probably won't perform well, even if your are the best player on your losing teams. you can't play well when your team gets rolled every push. ignore placement rank, your rank 30 or so full games later is much more indicative of where you belong

Booteefool
Booteefool

based

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You both have objectively bad taste
Its a good idea and plays into Reaper's "Hero identity" whilst also being just bullshit enough to be viable, but still not bullshit enough to dethrone tracer

Im going to hire this user and give him full payroll benefits including a pension, company car and weekly blowjob from soe dressed as tracer

TreeEater
TreeEater

Who even mentioned carry heroes or any heroes at all. We were discussing RNG, random umpredictable outcomes that directly affect how the game.

he must be annoyed cause he proved me wrong, again

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

full vod

youtu.be/KVI_IY-pBAE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

based retard poster

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

shut the fuck up shill

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why are korean players always so touchy with each other?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

okay reaper-user how do we make torbjorn and bastion viable and fun

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Next hero will be a beautiful Greek olive-skinned flamboyantly gay secretly evil hero

Inmate
Inmate

I guess it's good that she's not real.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This week for sure

Playboyize
Playboyize

kill yourself wifoo cancer

Methnerd
Methnerd

Asian women are infamously horrible. They get their physical validation from their bros instead because they lack the high-test attitude to control white women

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why not just make 7v7 teams.
3 dps, 2 tanks l, 2 support would solve everything for the crybabies and shitters

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

t. esports bot

SniperGod
SniperGod

but Veeky Forums tells me asian women are perfect and subservient?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

QOL buff for Torb: can instruct the turret to prioritize a target with M2 while hammer is equipped so it will actually aim at tracer instead of endlessly firing at Orisa’s shield.
Buff for Bastion: changing to/from sentry mode recovers 75 health

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

people would still pick 7 DPS though

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Right. Thanks for the clarification. It's just weird how the game seems to work.

Last season when I only had one more loss than a win in my placements I was genuinely only one loss worth of SR below where I was before so I was under the impression that it was more about wins.

At the same time -165 SR is about the rate that I'd usually lose with 6 losses which seemed to continue to make me think it's all about W/L as well.

w8t4u
w8t4u

A Rein one trick on the enemy team called Insanehardt who plays super aggressive, tries to pull off cheese charges and taunts every time he pulls off a big earthshatter bitches at me because I play Orisa and bitches at his team because he says he has gold DPS
His team lost because he charged away from the payload instead of contesting when it was 2 meters away from reaching the finish
Instaleaves the game when they lose 3-2 with 10 meters away from the point
What the hell kind of person do you have to be to be a Reinhardt one trick?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you were discussing bash and crits and rng skills

many of the heroes with those skills are carries because it means they can scale into the late game - with more damage crits become bigger, with more dps getting bashed is more deadlier

crits are % based chance to do a % of damage as a crit which is usually over 100%

a hero with 300 damage who crits is gonna do a lot more damage than a hero with 50 damage who crits

also you can build armour which reduces physical damage you take, it has diminishing returns of up to about 70 something % but you can easily reach 60% on high armour heroes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Stay wrong against any logic. As long as it makes you happy, duh. Kinda pathetic to see both of you trying to hold a discussion with arguments such as "noob" and "retard". I pity your double digits IQ.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

GLORIOUS

Playboyize
Playboyize

That's right, bitch. It's is your last day of this week waifuposting.

Techpill
Techpill

based retard poster

FastChef
FastChef

enemy team has mercy
everyone won’t stfu about killing mercy the whole game
if we don’t have a mercy everyone is toxic the whole match
both teams have no mercy it’s fun and exciting

Really bakes your cake

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

These are really strong thighs.

whereismyname
whereismyname

The fuck am I looking at.

Emberfire
Emberfire

All you said is NOT related to my point. That doesn't affect RNG in any way. You're objectively wrong.

Mad cause wrong? Dropped highschool to be a NEET and play vidya 24/7?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I've already said it in the thread, but my main is diamond. I made an alt, did placemnt 7 wins 3 losses and place nearly bang on 2600. climbed to diamond again in only a few days. idk if I somehow played like shit in placements or what happened. placements are fucking stupid.

girlDog
girlDog

based retard poster

askme
askme

Mercy is literally worth three kills, of course she's all that matters

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Could be worse

Playing Winston
Team keeps complaining about enemy Mercy all game
Keep trying to dive her
Nobody helps even when I try to time my dive with the team's push and she keeps getting away
Lose
Next game get matched up with that same Mercy
They keep getting picked off for no apparent reason
Lose

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

As if we can’t enjoy ourself during halftime whores

happy_sad
happy_sad

COMING RIGHT UP

Bastion

-Remove delay from transforming from Tank form back into Recon (Cant shoot or use repair mode but can still move)
-Buff Ironclad from 20% to 25%
-Bring back bonus armour in Tank Mode, but reduce it to only +100 armour

TORB

-Turret now prioritises heroes over barriers, will only shoot barriers if no other heroes are in range to shoot
-Molten Core causes Torbjorn to shit out Armour packs passively behind him, one immediately and then 1 more every 3 seconds (5 packs total)
-Turret now spawns with full hp, as opposed to 1hp, as it assembles itself

idontknow
idontknow

everyone arguing over petty shit
I want esports to come back so we can unite in laughing at Dallas again

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You simply can't stop being wrong, school dropout.

King_Martha
King_Martha

That Mei is qt.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are we gonna get the Ching Chung New Year event before Blizzard World at this rate?

Illusionz
Illusionz

everyone arguing over petty shit
Yes hello welcome to Veeky Forums

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Missed the generational boat homie
Modern asian women are incredibly materialistic and vain

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

She really is. Here’s hoping she gets a nice skin for YotD.

Wouldn’t mind seeing Moira get something either but hey, guys like Pharah are getting hungry so Jeff’s probably gonna answer to them first.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Play shitty meme game for shitty memes
Shitty meme game gets increasingly up its own ass with MUH EQUALITY etc
Shitty meme game starts trying to embrace ESL despite being a poorly designed shitty meme game
They actually have to start their own shitty meme league
Proceed to shove it down everyone's throat, 312 skins, 12 teams of 6 nobodies that NOBODY gives a fuck about
Integrate the shit into the blizzard launcher so even people who dont play OW have to see it

God its such a fucking turn off I hate this game now

happy_sad
happy_sad

based retard poster

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

rank 1 EU is a Mercy onetrick

Nerf this whore already?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I thought that was literally everyone

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Does anyone have good editing skills. Wouldn’t mind some team colour awoos

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why is there still no map-making tools?
Why is there still no cosmetic-making tools?
Why is there still no effort from blizzard?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

stop drinking the /v/ kool-aid
you will literally hate everything other than edgy soulsshit and nintendo and see phantom shills everywhere

iluvmen
iluvmen

I dont even get on /v/ but all the things you described are things I suffer from how do I stop thinking like this?

idontknow
idontknow

dotards get massively btfo again

Literal hearthstone e-sports. Might aswell try poker online and earn some money at least.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Go outside more, stop going on /v/ (or Veeky Forums as a whole), play a wider vareity of games, try to actually have fun while playing.

happy_sad
happy_sad

User generated content ruined TF2. Never again

Methnerd
Methnerd

I dont even get on /v/
stop going on /v/

WebTool
WebTool

Where is Blizzard World?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Don't listen to other people about videogames.

RumChicken
RumChicken

based retard poster

Nojokur
Nojokur

dotards can't recover from this

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yfw "You're powered up, get in there!"

5mileys
5mileys

No, Valve ruined TF2.
User-generated content never ruins games since its nearly always entirely optional.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Veeky Forums is an extension of /v/ but more autistic

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Honestly this

You need to get out before the negativity truly gets ahold of you.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

proceeds to miss every shot

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

We actually have an Ana

iluvmen
iluvmen

wehn you literally can't stop choking on my dick

Skullbone
Skullbone

Valve ruined it by letting putting generated content into their game and ruining the aesthetic. 99.999999% of all skins added from steam workshop was bad and dumb

Evilember
Evilember

be Reinfag
tfw playing in comp is a pain because no one gets behind my fucking shield
tfw playing quickplay is worse because no healers and retarded dpsfags
just kill me senpaitachi, do it quickly

Techpill
Techpill

it takes all these people to make OWL

TechHater
TechHater

They are shills
They always do this

Last time they encouraged people to start sleeping so they wouldn't criticize the game more

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Here’s hoping she gets a nice skin for YotD.
Me too and still waiting for Pajama skin.

farquit
farquit

Why were there Orisas in Reinhardt's flashback movie? I thought that little girl created all the versions of those

SniperGod
SniperGod

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MEIFAT NO ONE PLAYS TO HAVE MORE SKINS THEN TRACER

RavySnake
RavySnake

chatbots

Supergrass
Supergrass

True enough, but Overwatch doesn't have the same problem since all the characters have skins that clash with the aesthetic of the game.
Not to mention that most of the best cosmetics in TF2 are user-created.

This poor fellow has already fallen.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Has Doomfist gotten any event skins yet?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

They're the stock model, she built orisa out of parts from them and added a unique personality, like how there were lost of bastions but the game's bastion is special

Playboyize
Playboyize

nope

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

why does it look photoshopped

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Nigga are you dumb?
Orisa is made from the OR-15 units.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Gotcha. I thought she had created the original OR15 model for Numbani and after they got btfo by Doomfist she went back to the drawing board to make Orisa

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

you are advised to move behind the barrier.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Green-screen background?

Flameblow
Flameblow

ywn play the version of Orissa that had a fucking flame sword.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nope. He really is the middle child of OW.
Orisa got one.
Ana finally got two. Sombra as well.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What a bunch of incompetent fucks.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

So is BlizzardWorld today?

viagrandad
viagrandad

posting the 2 year old version

dota2.gamepedia.com/Random_distribution
dota2.gamepedia.com/Random_distribution

Soft_member
Soft_member

Numbani took all the old OR-15's and updated them. These are the ones you see at the airport. Doomfist crushed their shit and Numbani scrapped the project. Efi took the leftovers and made Orisa.

girlDog
girlDog

It was a pretty slick production I don't know what you're talking about.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Blizzard World was replaced by OWL World

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what the fuck his arm phased through that white dude

girlDog
girlDog

Those were OR-14 Idina units, what the OR-15 was based from. A bigegr questions is why the hell were they in the short at all, since there are absolutely no wrecks from OR-14s on the Eichenwalde map and there's none of the quad-legged tank Omnics in the short when they're all over the place including a gigantic one in the forest outside the city.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Population: You

Methshot
Methshot

God dammit Philly.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Wasn’t the idea bag the OR:14 were introduced as a counter to the Crusaders? Would make sense that by many of them would’ve been destroyed from the initial fight. I’m not to sure if there weren’t a few corpses lying inside the castle though

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Nope, not a one, because the concept of the OR-14 was created along with Orisa and the OR-15, long after Eichenwalde was made and put in the game. The short created a continuity error by replacing the Tank Bots with the Idinas.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I mean, at least they didn't half-ass it?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

We're not getting mercy nerfs for a month, are we?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Who fills the void after mercy is finally nerfed into the ground

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

a diverse but uniquely advantageous cast of support heroes as a whole...?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

a diverse but uniquely advantageous cast of support heroes as a whole...?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

god dam i wud reck mercys shithole me

Flameblow
Flameblow

6th DPS

SniperWish
SniperWish

secretly reverse flash.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Chances of getting them Blizzworld/New Cosmetics update tonight?

happy_sad
happy_sad

does anybody else feel bad for shanghai?

i feel bad for shanghai

florida vs them is my most anticipated matchup desu. i can already see them going the whole 5 games and massive overtimes due to them both fucking up repeatedly

iluvmen
iluvmen

Some

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Fusion shitting on shanghai
PAUSE
shanghai wins 2 in a row

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Doesn't Florida suck ass or something

Firespawn
Firespawn

Florida*

Inmate
Inmate

China is the strangest place. They are 1.5 billion people and you can't find 6 that play Overwatch well.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What if they are the only ones that play Overwatch well?

takes2long
takes2long

you're one of them conspiracy theorists aren't you i hate the pause shit though wtf were they thinking, just stopping the game mid fight? who makes these stupid decisions have they even played a game before

they both suck ass which is why i can't wait to watch them play

Inmate
Inmate

I wonder how Blizzard came up with the brilliant idea to make one team Red and yellow and make the other yellow and red.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Oh no my home state :(

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

January: OWL skins
February: Chinese event
March: Blizzworld

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

surefour playing osu
typical faggot

girlDog
girlDog

they had MY but typical chinese corruption happened

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Not happening

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ana who only shoots enemies
Moira whose mouse doesn't have left button
Zen who never uses harmony orb because sniping with right click is more important
Lucio who spends all game wallriding, flanking and chasing boop kills

SniperWish
SniperWish

Same as last week and the one before that

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

if mercy can't res who will fill the void?
omg how can i play mercy without my res!

literally you right now

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

She can still rez once every 30 seconds, but the big nerf here is not being able to insta-rez in valk, that shit is glorious

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

le pause conspiracy
no, those gooks are just good and got their shit together, pauses happen in esports all the time because things break. Also birdring is cute would cuddle

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How to get overwatch gf

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

march
you're fucking outta luck
we're getting ares in march

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

are they still allowing her 2 rez per ult?

if they made it just one, then i could be content, but eh, as long as it still leaves a window for her to get facefucked i'm happy enough. shouldn't have been able to rez anyway but blizz have gone too far to take that back now

Techpill
Techpill

Why the fuck would you want that? How about
get gf
get her into OW
Why do autists think it’s feasible to just pick up some random roastie

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Next week is more likely.

Bidwell
Bidwell

outlaws
seems like he dodged a bullet desu

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I think these are the nerfs
Valk is slower
Valk is 15 seconds
She only gets 1 rez every 30 seconds no matter what
Rez in valk is the same as usual

Snarelure
Snarelure

That's what I thought last week.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I WANT TO SINGLEHANDELY FUCKING SKULLFUCK ANYONE THAT IS BELOW 4000SR RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOUF UCKING SUBHUMAN BASTARDS
CAN YOU JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES WITHOUT FURTHER POLLUTING THE WORLD'S GENEPOOL?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN FUCKING TIME I TRY TO GET MYF UCKING BOXES IN THE ARCADE THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FUCKING DROOLING RANDOM FUCKING RETARD EITHER FEEDING OR HAVING NO CLUE WHAT IS HE DOING
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOURF UCKING FAMILY IN FRONT OF YOUR FLAYED CORPSE YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
FUCKING IGNITE YOURSELF YOU ABSOLUTE COCKLORD I SWEAR TO GOD
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU ARE BELOW 4000SR YOU ARE LITERALLY A SUBHUMAN MONGREL AND YOU SHOULD BE PUT DOWN LIKE THE USELESS FUCKING RETARD YOU ARE
FUCK YOU

Skullbone
Skullbone

any overwatch forum golden posts?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

No.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

there are still people who take this game seriously, rage, talk about nonexistant balance and not play whatever they feel like at the moment

massdebater
massdebater

What did he mean by this?

girlDog
girlDog

The game isn't much better if you're not taking it seriously alongside playing whatever you feel like.

cum2soon
cum2soon

eh, that'll do, i guess

Firespawn
Firespawn

Jeff said before end of the month. So if next week it doesn't happen, then we can start worrying.

Skullbone
Skullbone

2 weeks from now would be 30th day

Illusionz
Illusionz

Can you imagine raging about people in arcade games fucking lol I'm glad nobody here is that pathetic

Supergrass
Supergrass

wow nice blizzworld update you nigger faggots

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

patch comes tomorrow

RavySnake
RavySnake

browsing through the custom maps
notice there is a RP one up
people unironicly fuckin role playing on eichenwald
pharah standing in the store offering me some rockets

viagrandad
viagrandad

sounds fun

Firespawn
Firespawn

Wait until 2 pm EST to despair

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How to get Tracer gf?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Blizzworld today?

5mileys
5mileys

Wait until 2 pm EST to despair

likme
likme

don't count on it

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What are Overwatch girls flexibility ratings?

Rough Guess:
Widowmaker>Tracer>D.Va>Moria>Sym>Pharah>Zarya>Mercy>Mei>Ana

Nojokur
Nojokur

There would have been a preload

iluvmen
iluvmen

Official canon of male Overwatch heroes ranked from sexually dominant to sexually submissive:
Roadhog: will literally rape you
Doomfist: uses you forcefully for his own sexual pleasure. If you were strong enough you'd enjoy it
McCree: Top only, will not kiss or reciprocate oral
Reaper: tops only, secretly wishes to bottom but too insecure to try
Soldier: 76: strictly business. No fluff. Both get off efficiently
Reinhardt: the true vers. Will be aggressive or gentle depending on what partner wants.
Junkrat: the most aggressive power bottom. Wants it to hurt and will yell at you if it doesn't
Hanzo: pretends to be a masc dom top but when the chips are down is completely submissive
Lucio: bottoms enthusiastically but mostly wants everyone to have a good time
Genji: literally the most submissive partner. Will call you master and senpai and do whatever you want

Outlier: Torbjorn: does not participate in sex that does not result in procreation

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ywn watch Lena and Bleu compete to find out who is more flexible

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Oh, and Sombra between Widow and Tracer.

girlDog
girlDog

March

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I just play self sufficient characters like Moira, Roadhog, Soldier and Mei and have fun whatever the team composition is.

Lunatick
Lunatick

r8 my Rein m8s youtu.be/vlBX9fxQl1Q

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

you are losing 0-2 and this smug faggot comes up to your payload and makes you c9
what do??

RavySnake
RavySnake

Blizzard World update won't be an event this time just like Oasis.

massdebater
massdebater

Write a sad poem

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

took em 5 months to put mercy nerf's on the PTR
will take the same amount of time before they go live

takes2long
takes2long

not even facing the camera when posing

weak

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tracer is more flexible than Sombra.

girlDog
girlDog

"""""nerfs""""""

King_Martha
King_Martha

Isn't it obvious?
Ballet dancer
Some british dyke

massdebater
massdebater

The fact that it's obvious doesn't mean that I don't want to see it.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

UPDATE WHERE??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It's gonna be on revision by Microsoft and Sony for three more weeks.

Enjoy me.

Spamalot
Spamalot

decide to play Mercy for the first time in months cause I was solo healing and Zen wasn't going to cut it
get potg and we stomp the other team cause they didn't have a mercy
Blizzard really thinks this hero and fair and balanced?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

enjoy me
well if you insist

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

anyone else here being toxic and reporting everyone else for abusive chat

w8t4u
w8t4u

They don't but it takes them forever to do anything unless Jeff personally has a problem with it like Bastion. That fucker got a hotfix nerf after Jeff played and thought he was too strong.

iluvmen
iluvmen

be toxic to widow
send message saying “youre utter shit”
he responds ”enjoy your ban”

Ummmmm overbabs?

StonedTime
StonedTime

playing ffa
dva thrusts at you with her rockets and matrix
somehow survive and kill her
demech doesn't count as a kill and somebody else comes along and kills you both

i'm just gonna run away from dva now on, it happens every time she's in a ffa and i am SICK OF IT

Inmate
Inmate

Junkrat nades nerfed down to 80
Self damage returns

He's fixed now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How meta is hog, considering owl

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

having to wait on new lootbox content because a map is buggy as fuck

RumChicken
RumChicken

A british dyke that can do backflips and shit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Mercy yes, Winston not really at all.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

17 hours
1777 downboats
this community is full of soft cunts

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

90/90 and self damage does not return and you have a deal.

likme
likme

Mei was relevant for one week after buffed
NERFED IMMEDIATELY

Bastion was finally relevant for the first time after rework
NERFED IMMEDIATELY WITHIN A WEEK

Dva is too strong
Gets reworked
Becomes near must picke material for months

Mercy gets reworked
Becomes the most opressive hero in OW hero, literally 96% pro pickrate, ruining the game with her existence
Doesnt get nerfed for half a year

The fuck is wrong with them

Pretty meta. Pairs well with Orisa using Halt for free hooks.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hey /owg/, it’s your friendly Blizzard leaker here. Just wanted to let you guys know that for the anniversary event, every hero will be receiving a formal legendary skin. Doomfist’s and Widow’s will be inspired by the comic. Tracer will be wearing a tux

Illusionz
Illusionz

Mei higher than Ana.
She may be old but she's still got it. Mei is fat.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Mei is fat
she's only 900lbs wtf stop making fun of my wifoooo!!!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Tracer will be wearing a tux
Because she's a lesbian, right?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Junkrat doesnt need a nerf

Played less than Tracer Widow and Genji
Only recently got buffed to even approach their level of relevance
"JUNKRAT IS THE PROBLEM"

no

RavySnake
RavySnake

REMOVE THE RANDOM SPREAD ON DOOMFIST'S GUN JEFF YOU FUCKING HACK

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yes. But it will be cute

likme
likme

sometimes one shot at close range
sometimes hit 0 shots at close range

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

zen
floating robot
get caugh in junk traps

this game is shit, and you know it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Junkrat
There's hes' fixed.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Those 3 require skill though

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

gets two mines to allow more movement options
increase refresh time by 4 seconds
don't reduce damage, or cast time, or AOE
just a straight up buff with next to no negatives

It rewards low skill gameplay even more than before

RavySnake
RavySnake

The trap lunges at people
widow brainlets haven't played the game for more than 5 minutes

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

every hero
That seems like a lot of work. But since every hero got a dance emote I guess this sounds probable...?

RumChicken
RumChicken

why do you guys not like jake? is it cause he's a shitrat main?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Are these OWL stats?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Tracer will be wearing a tux
Please be true.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don't care about him being a shitrat main, I don't like him cause everyone praises him even though linkzr does the hard carrying most of the time, yet they praise jake

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sounds fake, but still would be nice

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I'M COMIN FOR YOU AL-
INCOMING
*miss his ult*
eh

Spamalot
Spamalot

aim at head
4 of the 5 pellets form a straight line above their head

Mercy/Moira/Tracer/Widow/Sym standing 5 meters away
might as well be 50 meters away with their thin models

iluvmen
iluvmen

zen in a suit
Fuck I need this

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is he a hobo of some sort?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

why is Batou putting a tie on junkrat

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yes

Just a straight up buff with next to no negatives

He needed a buff because he was awful before. You wouldnt buff Reaper or Mei but attached negatives to "Balance it out" because they need the pure positive changes

Doesnt matter how much skill they take. Genji doesnt take that much skill to play in comparison to tracer/mccree/widow and he doesn't get nefed for it. Power is all that matters

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

So?

takes2long
takes2long

Zen will be wearing a suit with a red sash over his shoulder.

girlDog
girlDog

play rein quite a bit
get nano boosted all the fucking time because of this
can't miss hammers unless you're retarded
team flees in panic every time they see the nano rein heading their way
mfw

idontknow
idontknow

actual Year of the Dog starts February 16th, not January 25th like last year

There is still hope lads

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's too good to be true.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Big if true

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yea, right

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

2 mins for disappointment

Evilember
Evilember

Whats your favorite arcade

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Mystery heroes

Illusionz
Illusionz

nothing

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

No update

askme
askme

Has anyone got the tokens for the newsletter thing? I didn't even get the email saying I could get them.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

No

whereismyname
whereismyname

mercy in the middle east working for moira
alternatively servicing male refugees from wartorn middle eastern countries before they set out on the trip to western europe and switzerland

Methnerd
Methnerd

I got them a couple days after signing up. They didn't send an email confirmation tho

SniperGod
SniperGod

reaper rapes on chateau, but that gets boring pretty quick. widow is a fun pick on most maps, but chateau all day fucks the fun up a lot. mccree is generally fun though. i've become more consistent with my aim after picking him up in ffa, still not sure if i'm ready to try him in comp though

WebTool
WebTool

BLIZZARD WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

ARE THEY DELAYING THE EVENT TOO???

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Is it time to despair yet?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I got mine a couple days ago, no email either

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

OH NO NO NO NO
*inhales*

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

time to panic now?

Inmate
Inmate

can't wait for those mercy nerfs
live 2019-5-8

Flameblow
Flameblow

have 40 hours of Boomfist in Deathmatch alone
people check my profile, type "lol 40 hours on cheap hero"
mfw after I go 20-5

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

play of the game
its the jiggling fuckin straya retard

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

guys come on now, you heard jeff. it could come out by the end of the month, but you know, ""stuff"" might happen and shit. just calm down and relax, be patient. have you got no patience? shit, just be patient.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I guess this is another whole fucking week i go without touching comp. fuck this Mercy meta garbage.
Oh your team isnt running the two extra life mistake eraser? Nice job losing at the character select screen faggots

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Never forget that Blizzard posted this.

Emberfire
Emberfire

just shoot her xD

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

doritos eating gamer higher than highly trained soldier
kek

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why can't she exist?

takes2long
takes2long

Tracer is not a dyke.

Inmate
Inmate

Just shoot her ;)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Dude just dont shoot at him while he's deflecting lmao :)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

what is this shitty meme

Emberburn
Emberburn

AHAHAHHAHAHHHAH

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Hanzo Rework incoming

Hanzo can now double jump, because fuck you Genji. The passive is called the Shimada Special

Removed Scatter arrow
Replaced with Spirit Arrow:

Spirit Arrow is an arrow that deals 25-100 damage based on charge
Spirit Arrow cannot headshot
Spirit Arrow pierces both barriers and heroes and will bounce off walls/floors/any map geometry 6-8 times (Adjust number until it's balanced)

Cooldown: 15 seconds
Every unique enemy hero it hits reduces its cooldown by 2.5 seconds (aka hit all 6 for a free extra arrow)

Philosophy behind new skill:

No more SHOOT FEET FOR 1 MILLION DAMAGE
Still allows hanzo to hit people around corners/in small corridors as scatter was intended
Gives Hanzo something to do vs barrier comps
Rewards aiming to hit as many heroes as possible, spreading damage across the enemy team, making his dps more reliable

Dumb or decent idea?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

She is a beautiful girl with a heart of gold, I want to be her husband and dedicate my life to protecting her smile and making her happy.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

british lesbians exist

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Mayhem
currently not on rotation

cum2soon
cum2soon

i like it

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is the vegetation here new?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I like, but I'm not 100% sure if he needs a double jump.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Better than scatter, maybe adjust CD reduction.

5mileys
5mileys

second Mine removed, trigger moved to Mine button
now has two Traps he can lay at the same time, entire team sees when one is Triggered
RMB now fires a Scrap Grenade that creates an area of caltrops that damage and slow anyone moving through it
Grenades do 15 recoil damage

Now he's an actual Defense character and not Reaper mkII.

TreeEater
TreeEater

wtf

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No but I rarely notice it's there.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i know the middle part was always there, looks like they densed up the top left part .

wonder how this visually changes across graphics settings

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

and being a good wife to pharah

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Funny enough I just checked and the extra part towards the middle isn't there for me.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

wake up
still no Blizzworld
WHAT THE FUCK

Methnerd
Methnerd

"stuff" happened ;)

FastChef
FastChef

So the middle part depends on graphics settings. The first one was with things initially on low and this is epic.

Spamalot
Spamalot

wait are you meaning to tell me that blizz world is still on PTR?
figured that went live a couple weeks after moira, god damn, are they even making this game anymore?

cum2soon
cum2soon

you need more time to fully appreciate OWL user

askme
askme

I like it. Well done user

SniperWish
SniperWish

I would like something like:
Poison Arrow : 50 less damage than normal arrow , place a DOT that do 10 damage/sec for 7 sec and target can't be healed for duration.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Good idea

Bad idea

RavySnake
RavySnake

your bitching about something so minuscule, if you dont like to play the game then why the fuck are you posting here? there are literally thousands of places you can go to. find a game that fits your personal interest and fuck off there

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

mystery heroes, everything else is cancer that is not fun to play anymore and even then only for the 3 lootboxes a week

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

BLIZZWORLD TOMORROW CONFIRMED
FUCKING ABOUT TIME

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

4.3 player matched against my 3.3 in 1v1 mystery
fun

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

another reason not to play maxed out

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

single, longer duration bouncing arrow
this.
either make it a high skill rochichet tool or make it into a weaker "get the fuck out of this room or die" scatter hell that lasts longer long as it's bouncing off something, but not a "here's a 500 damage shotgun blast delivered to your feet".

but jeffe is a hanzo fanboy so good luck seeing his crutch removed or nerfed

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How about the Scatter Arrow fragments don't deal damage until 0.75 seconds after the initial arrow impact, long enough to clear even D. Va's hitbox.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

nobody can't possibly be complaining about something in a thing they like

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

sure goy

SniperGod
SniperGod

jeff flat out states end of the month is the optimistic prediction for blizzworld
/owg/ pissing and shitting everywhere because it's not out on the 16th, blames esports

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Canon

DeathDog
DeathDog

shoulve had a 2nd map and a 2nd hero in PTR by now. and by 2nd hero i mean hero ~35

viagrandad
viagrandad

I don't know why the matchmaking for that mode is so awful. Atleast in FFA I can killsteal my way to victory.

Supergrass
Supergrass

There is no "should've" with Blizzard, the people who created the "soon" meme

whereismyname
whereismyname

How many heroes do you think Overwatch should end up with? How many do you think it will end up with?

eGremlin
eGremlin

That thing isn't even 0.0000000001% as beautiful as Tracer.

likme
likme

32 characters with 8 in each category is what it should strive for. Any more after is a bonus.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's because the next event is approaching fast, Blizzworld has to come out next week or it's not coming out until LNY is over.

askme
askme

That's a man, dude

MPmaster
MPmaster

Move Symmetra to Defence and Sombra to support

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

And Tracer is a cute tomboy.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Blizz is going full jew
I knew they'd put off blizzworld during the first week but the second week too? come on. that's so disappointing, I'll probably only play again when blizzworld drops.
and fuck that chink pandering bullshit im not playing that

takes2long
takes2long

Sombra is a support guise xD
fuck off aimlet

massdebater
massdebater

spotted

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

What would you say is a good number of headshots for Widow on console without a M+KB?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

any less shouldve never left beta
the fact they they are trying to sell you esports so hard on what they are fully acknowledging to still be an incomplete product is pretty funny to me

King_Martha
King_Martha

what would you do if when they added new heroes, you'd have to unlock them in lootboxes or with 10,000 coins, a la skins?

MPmaster
MPmaster

this is literally the one scummy thing they swear they would never do

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Hence why I said "thing".

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Throwing is a lot more fun than actually trying

viagrandad
viagrandad

this

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

if you can aim you're going to be much more effective with mcree, tracer, 76, or dare i say widowmaker than you would be with sombra with the same aim. sombra is objectively better on defense, and sombra's usefulness on attack is almost completely reliant on the distance between a large health pack and the objective. you farm 2 ults for every 1 ult your team farms, and that is your function. you can EMP for your teams initiate, and likely have another EMP ready for the enemy's counterattack. but putting sombra in the same class as the globally useful aim-reliant DPS is wrong. either you're farming ults quickly and cucking enemies out of ults, or you're playing a better DPS and outright killing things faster.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Better buy those owl skins and loot boxes today :)

cum2soon
cum2soon

incomplete product

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I have left this thread open for 4 hours in the background without refreshing and I just really hope that the messages i missed were talking about the update that hopefully came out while i was gone.

Flameblow
Flameblow

How do you help Lena?

Evilember
Evilember

cunt punch

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Team A and Team B both have 2 minutes left to push their payload.
Team A pushes the payload to the end in exactly 2 minutes.
Team B manages to push the payload halfway through in the same amount of time.
Team B is still capable of pushing the payload thanks to endless overtime.
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Source on that outrageous claim

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

shoot her in the back of the head

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How is it even possible to hate her?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

defrost the pole and let her tongue free, kiss her?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Just kill them all :^)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Don't you know? Developers make absolutely all the content before the game is released and then portion it out as lootboxes and paid DLC. /v/ totalbiscuit and jim sterling said so

Supergrass
Supergrass

50 armor 200 hp for doomfist when

JunkTop
JunkTop

Bad taste.

RumChicken
RumChicken

veekyforums.com/thread/202062634/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/202062634/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/202062634/video-games

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You should try using warmth of your breath to unfreeze it. It's cute and she'll probably blush a little and then kiss you as a reward.

Inmate
Inmate

One shot. One kill.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Then you're just making a bad hero with an annoying skill even weaker. Not solving any problems

Spamalot
Spamalot

they keep saying how they're aware the roster isnt fleshed out enough, and then they sell you esports with said unfinished game. so pretty much what i already typed i can't explain it more.

game shouldnt have been announced without 25-30 heroes, and shouldnt have left beta without the fleshed out roster they keep pretending theyre working to flesh out. a 2018 first alpha announcement for the game would have been acceptable, nobody would have cared about the game for the last couple years while they finished it long as they never teased it at all.

but they said "fuck it this is a minimum viable product that we can sell to people and finish later, hell, they'll think they're getting BONUS content! ha! push it out." -jeffe kaplan 2016

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