/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

MPmaster
MPmaster

Cia is watching you fap edition.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Infobin<
zeldadungeon.net/breath-of-the-wild-interactive-map/ (Full map)
mrcheeze.github.io/botw-object-map/ (Map to find NPCs and weapons)
imgur.com/r/zelda/QWNvr (Amiibo drops)
imgur.com/gallery/eMX7h (Cooking guide)

News/Developments<
E3 2017 BotW DLC trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=h1GakpHZFpg

Details on DLC and new Champion amiibo:
e3.nintendo.com/games/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-expansion-pass-switch/

Art Collection<
flickr.com/photos/historyofhyrule/

Soundtrack<
Wind Waker
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Twilight Princess
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Skyward Sword
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Breath of the Wild:
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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want to lose an arm wrestling match against Tetra

cum2soon
cum2soon

Link's dead sister

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can we keep this general alive until HW Definitive Edition comes out?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'M LOVING THESE CIA THREADS

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I am going to marry Riju!

hairygrape
hairygrape

Do you get the Motorcycle during or after DLC Pack 2?
I''m debating whether or not it worth it to save shrine hunting for after getting the cycle to get the most use out of it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

veekyforums.com/thread/201714134/video-games
This is truth. Zelda a cute.

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's the prize for finishing DLC2. There are no new quests you can take it on.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

But women tend to have poor upper-body strength. You'd have to lose on purpose, and that would make her angry.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yeah but Tera can still break your arm, silly.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*Tetra

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

unfaithful

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Tetra is a strong girl

eGremlin
eGremlin

After DLC2.
Basically you can get it without having done any shrines aside from the DLC2 shrines, but you must have done the divine beasts first.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Tetra is sexually aroused by making people walk the plank an jump into shark infested water.
She hears their screams as they fall, and must excuse herself to her private bedroom to rub one out.
She can spend days like this after instigating a pirate raid of another ship.
Her crew is so innocent they have no idea that this is what is going on.

farquit
farquit

And DLC 2 is activated once you beat the four Divine Beasts and has no other requirements.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sorry, some of us taste user. We have taste in cuter girls.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Let's be honest, the entire series is full of bestgirls.
Even dreamgirls.

Snarelure
Snarelure

They may have gone too far.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Dreamgirl was a better waifu than who she was based off.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I want Tetra to put me in the hospital to impress her crew!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It honestly weirds me out the level of adventure in this game.
Like, ten, twenty, years ago there was a big push in films and tv where they had people on screen playing videogames. But you could the tell the writers had never played games themselves and were just guessing based on conversations overheard because the on-screen characters would say things like
"Dude, I'm almost at level 30, I just can't figure out how to beat the dragon!"
"Man, you gotta go to the snowy ruins and kill 5 skeletons to get the undead sword which you can then trade with the cabin boy for dragon arrows"
Or something ridiculous that obviously didn't take place in games in the late 90s/early 00s (elder scrolls aside). (Can we not get into the elder scrolls v zelda argument. I feel anyone who doesn't get why people dislike the series will never get why people dislike the series)

But with botw, those conversations aren't ridiculous
How do I get to Calamity Ganon? The lynels in the towers keep killing me
You gotta sneak in through the castle sewers where you can find the hylian shield too

I need a dragon scale to upgrade my armour
If you shield surf down the north side of the mountain and wait there around 2 in the morning, the dragon will fly right past you

I don't know, it's just an unparalleled sense of adventure
/blog post

askme
askme

And now games are portrayed in media as pacman beeps and LEVEL COMPLETE
The cycle is complete

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Watching the Jumanji movie was weird.
If I know anything about games, it's that they have levels!
What a dated thing to say.
The jungle and its surroundings seemed much more like an open world game to me, but the Sony suits don't know what that is...

JunkTop
JunkTop

So who's your HW main user? Or if you've not played HW and going to get the definitive edition, who will it be?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why did she break it bros? Don't give me that "but it's a commitment so that she won't be looking for Link" bullshit

viagrandad
viagrandad

Volga because he was op as fuck

Soft_member
Soft_member

She didn't want another incident like in the game to happen again.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Essentially it's to stop any other freaks like Zant trying the same thing again, so it was seen as a preventative measure to protect Hyrule more than the Twilight Realm itself.

I reckon a single mirror isn't the only way to travel to and from the Realm. Because otherwise what if you actually get a genuine evil Twilight Princess or Twilight King that can shatter it if given the chance. I saw it as a matter of convenience. Might be some other dimensional doors/methods somewhere. I hope so. I think the Twilight Realm and it's associated politics and magitech is a good opportunity for further development for a future title, even if it takes a slightly different form/design choice.

Playboyize
Playboyize

And by a matter of convenience, I mean an easier and quicker way to banish stuff there and travel back and forth for whatever reason. The gods left it there for a reason though, and was it really to be able to just banish stuff there and act as a quick and easy travel gate? Is it the only mirror?

Anyway, I don't know why getting banished there is a bad thing. It's pretty comfy tbqh.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I didn't play it very much on the Wii U, and I never bought it for the 3ds, so I'll have to test everyone out in the Definitive Edition to see who I like.
I remember that Zelda was pretty satisfying to poke people with

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'd poke her too.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want Link to touch my pengy

girlDog
girlDog

You have a baby penguin?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Can’t register the Skeleton Horse

Well then why even keep playing?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Well then why even keep playing?
You do it for her

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So If I already have Hyrule warriors legends is it going to be worth forking over the money for the switch version? I'm thinking no

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I don't know, Linkle maybe? Is she playable? I don't know anything about the game

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

remove far left

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I will do no such thing and you are going to have to deal with it, fren.

cum2soon
cum2soon

implying we’re not actually doin it for the Paya

StonedTime
StonedTime

Can’t register the Skeleton Horse
Well then why even keep playing?

I was also disappointed in this user.
Also being unable to register the thing with the antlers that hangs out with the bagillion bluepees (can't remember the name of the thing now).
Also not being able to register a deer. Or a bear. Or beating a lionel into submission so hard it becomes a mount; that would be metal as fuck. Somebody needs to draw that.

Skullbone
Skullbone

but she removed herself from the race. there is no point in doing it for her.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I absolutely love Toon Zelda.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Reeeeeee

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Never give on people user. Especially waifus.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Paya may be too far gone

RumChicken
RumChicken

*blocks you're path*

King_Martha
King_Martha

*removes you from my path*

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

1. Put a shock arrow in the box
2. Make her open the box

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is this Zelda's secret plan

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Do you think Link talks in a girl voice while in Gerudo Town?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Do you think Link talks

Soft_member
Soft_member

but it doesn't do anything unless you fire it

Nojokur
Nojokur

Farm girls are the best
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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not so, there's an old Zora who keeps shocking himself on a shock arrow he propped up against the wall in Zora's domain when you first arrived.

likme
likme

that seems like very poor design

MPmaster
MPmaster

What was his fucking problem

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

*cuts self on an arrow head*

What the fuck is this shitty design

whereismyname
whereismyname

He got cucked by a manlet

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

That was the whole reason why Sidon was looking for a Hylian

Inmate
Inmate

Who

Booteefool
Booteefool

If I said TP was the low-fantasy game of the series, would you guy’s agree or disagree?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why not a Gerudo though, they seem to have this whole thing with Lightning going on.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just bought a Switch and Breath of the Wild
Will I enjoy it?

Booteefool
Booteefool

There are more Hylians around than Gerudo

TreeEater
TreeEater

Seems smart to design weapons that your potential enemies can't use against you

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

No

Illusionz
Illusionz

No, I forbid you from enjoying it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sure, it has orcs and goblins and just has that feel around it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is it wrong to like Spirit Tracks more than Skyward Sword?

SniperGod
SniperGod

I wish I knew, but I DON'T FREAKING UNDERSTAND MOON RUNES

FastChef
FastChef

It's Kass's teacher

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The Royal Family was planning war against the Zora

viagrandad
viagrandad

I don't fucking know what your taste is like

5mileys
5mileys

If it is, we're both wrong.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I personally rank SS just barely above ST, but they're both in my bottom 5.

idontknow
idontknow

Not at all. It's easily worse than the CD-i games by far. You've just blow your money for nothing.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I thought Sidon was just amassing a small group of anyone who can touch the arrows, whether they be Hylian or not. He also invited a Goron into Zora's Domain for the same reason.

Skullbone
Skullbone

But being the Hero of Trains is such a fucking cool title

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I'm not denying that ST and PH had really cool concepts and characters, and some really good musical tracks too, but I can't fucking stand the actual gameplay, which can't be salvaged by a few decent cutscenes.

Inmate
Inmate

I love you guys

idontknow
idontknow

Never reply to me again

whereismyname
whereismyname

Aw, why not?

FastChef
FastChef

Get Breath of the Wild
Scan $12.99 DLC figurine to get free armor
Get Bomb Arrows
Realise you only have a chance to get amiibo armor
Load autosave and try again
Shock Arrows
Ice Arrows
Fire arrows
The savescumming continues for twenty godamn minutes
Get 1 (one) piece of armor
Save and scan amiibo again in order to get other pieces
"This amiibo can only be scanned once per day."
Two days of waiting and 40 minutes of savescumming later
Finally have all the armor
Upgrading it requires even more waiting, since you need 12 Star Fragments
Mfw the armor is shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

I really liked playing as Zelda and Lana, but Link was always my strongest warrior.
I never bought the DLC, so I dropped the game after slaving for the Goron Tunic. Looking at the amount of the DLC characters there were is fucking crazy.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

One chance? You can scan them once per day. That's not one chance.

Techpill
Techpill


How else would people have conversations with him?

Methnerd
Methnerd

What did he mean by this?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I want to make a baby!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

make a baby what? smile?

Soft_member
Soft_member

cute
aesthetic beak
can fly
How can Hylian women even compete?

TechHater
TechHater

wonder what Kakariko Village looks like now
it's fucking Japan style architecture, music, trees, plants, scenery
god fucking dammit

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Wild west in the child line
Japan in the downfall line

Differences...
Downfall line involved refugees from Castle Town, child line did not.
Which of those villagers that moved, had the collection of manga?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

So... adult timeline is best timeline

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Now this is 90% joking, because no timeline placement has been confirmed yet for BotW, but the Kakariko change could be seen evidence for the child line. This would be specifically because of the destruction of the hidden village in TP. Even though Kakariko had been attributed to Impa in OoT, there were no obvious Sheikah living there until BotW. If you consider the raid of the hidden village in TP, it could hypothetically result in Sheikah moving to kakariko. It isn't strong evidence of a child line placement, because it would be a theory stacked on a theory, but it is something.

If you like trains it is. If you are a Sheikah, than it's all wet.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I always thought Breath of the Wild was in the adult timeline. Hell, it even has the cel shaded, cartoon look.

girlDog
girlDog

BoTW seems so far down the timeline, who knows where it's at. I mean even the story from 10,000 years ago could be way after all the other games too.

Snarelure
Snarelure

That Hyrule is on the ocean floor. BotW is too familiar to be the new Hyrule, but I would love to see the new Hyrule make it into a game like BotW, trains and all.

DeathDog
DeathDog

What even is the most accepted timeline placement for BotW? Downfall Timeline seems the most logical placement to me.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

But could it be possible that Breath of the Wild predates the flood? I'm no loremaster, but that makes sense to me.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Downfall fits with a returning Ganon that doesn't need a triforce and fits with the famous OoT sages. There are at least passing text references to everything in the franchise, but it can be unclear how much of it should be taken as actual evidence of a placement.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No. WW involved Ganondorf escaping from the seal that was set in OoT. You can't fit a Ganon game between them.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

From a story standpoint, yeah. It's also the only timeline that doesn't require some dumb book to make sense of.

But unfortunately there hasn't been a good game in this timeline since Wind Waker. And there likely never will be, something tells me we're not ever going back to any of the timelines after BOTW outside of remakes.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

C O N V E R G E N C E

TreeEater
TreeEater

There is a thin chance of the child line, but it involves a lot of inconsistencies that would have made more sense on the downfall line.

Weak evidence in its favor, would be the Rito seen in TP-HD's artwork. No reason they can't be in every line, but at least they are shown in TP.

The DLC2 Journal from Mipha is almost evidence. It mentions Ruta being in love with OoT Link. It doesn't go far enough to say they had a future together, so it can't really be evidence of a placement. Ruta could technically be in love with Link in every line, but it would only be physically possible to carry on with a relationship in the child line. TP does have physical evidence of OoT Link being heavily connected to the Zora in his late life, but no real statement about how much that implied. BotW almost makes the TP Zora armor into something very significant, but not in a way that really works as evidence as anything. It's more just a look inside the developers heads.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The Legend of Zelda and the Threads of Fate
Each timeline is dying due to the fact that time's supposed to be linear and consistent, not forked
In desperation, one of the Zeldas devises a way for one or two people to visit another timeline
Its discovered only one timeline will survive this crisis, enter in multiple Zeldas trying to out-chess each other with multiple links
Due to 4 Swords fuckery, the inverse can be done, in an effect known as Convergence. PC-Link accidently converges with an enemy Link, merging the two, eventually all three converge to simply: The Hero
Hylia tasks The Hero to prepare all 3 timelines for convergence by placing some deus ex temporal resonance beacons blah blah master sword blah blah 3 ganondorfs running about
Due to general fuckery Convergence-Ganandorf retains 3 different versions of the triforce of power, blah blah blah Calamity Ganon the end

brb posting my fan fic on my blog

WebTool
WebTool

And then Link fucks Dark Link while Fi watches

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

And then Link fucks Dark Link while Fi watches

JunkTop
JunkTop

Adult timeline to tightly-knit for BoTW to fit in
Most of the child timeline is off-limits if you're a tard like me who thinks the Deku Tree is dead in TP
Ruined timeline is really the only place to put it

JunkTop
JunkTop

How do I /gitgud/ at parries?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Practice. Any lone boko will be happy to help you.

girlDog
girlDog

There is really no reason to think that it's dead.

Flameblow
Flameblow

looking for an artist who drew about every link from every game in their style
digital, flat colors I believe
notably the Asian spirit tracks conductor and a very rural looking twilight princess farmer link stuck out
anyone ever came across these? Search engines are sending me in a loop of the same stuff : (

cum2soon
cum2soon

Do what said, but if you also want to learn how to parry projectiles, I'd go fuck up a Guardian. It may seem odd, but they give a clear signal on when they're attacking, and learning this makes them a fucking joke, even with shit gear.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'm dumb as hell and need to understand something.

In OoT, Link has the Triforce of Courage when he's an adult and a child. He gets sent out of the Adult timeline and ceases to exist, along with the Triforce of Courage he is carrying. So how the hell does the Triforce of Courage
a. Reappear in windwaker
b. get divided up in 7 pieces and get hidden in treasure caches across sunken hyrule?

askme
askme

The game doesn't show what happens to it when Zelda sends him away, but the most likely scenario is that Zelda immediately took it. How it then got spread around is not mentioned, but it would not be a new idea for it to have been done to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I doubt the triforce of courage could cease to exist even when Zelda sent Link back in time.

WebTool
WebTool

Yeah I feel like Mipha's diary is a bit of a stretch. IIRC, all it says is that Ruto fell in love with Link, which happened in all timelines like you said.

Honestly, I think Ruto and Nabooru being Sages in BotW's past is the strongest evidence of it being the DT. The AT is the only other timeline where they become sages, but that line is out of the question.

Skullbone
Skullbone

They were sages in the downfall line. AoL establishes their lasting fame in the future.

WebTool
WebTool

The game is at the far end of "we don't know", even the developers don't know, and they wish you wouldn't worry about it so much, but still encourage you to decide for yourself. And I think that's the best thing they could have said, that's what I used to like about Zelda before they fucked up by admitting that a timeline existed and making that shitty book.

5mileys
5mileys

Goddamn it after hundreds of hours in this game I can still find myself having stupid fun with this game

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yeah, that's what I was implying.

Nojokur
Nojokur

that shitty book
Can someone explain to me what's so bad about Hyrule Historia? The timeline is consistent with what the developers have been saying for years. The only thing questionable is the third timeline, but if you think about it, that's just the consequence of making 3 OoT sequels.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I have conquered my fear

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Two bears in one spot?
Did... did you happen to notice anything picnic related nearby?

I personally find the triple line to be fairly brilliant, but I don't necessarily think everything else in the book is very sensible. I'm a bit strict, so I don't believe FSA even belongs in any timeline.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

There's a place in Hebra mountains where bokoblins ride bears instead of horses so I figured this was the appropriate way to take them down

Methshot
Methshot

I have not seen this place... I thought I had seen everything.

likme
likme

Welcome to BoTW, where you can find anything but the legend of zelda game itself

RumChicken
RumChicken

I wish Ninty was bolder with hiding more substantial secrets. I know it's kind of a waste of money to develop content for stuff that won't be seen by the majority of players but with the existence of the internet word would spread about a super secret, super difficult unique enemy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

bump

Bidwell
Bidwell

bump

DeathDog
DeathDog

That's it.
We're dead.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

so I don't believe FSA even belongs in any timeline.
Why not?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

post midna_420

Lunatick
Lunatick

Timeline fags should be culled
Nintendo will never, and should never, make an in-game reference to the timeline shit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this is nice

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

College Lesbian Zelda lookin good

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hyrule Historia its not bad

its actually better than Art & Artifacts, that is basically pictures

i have both and the only "flaw" HH has is the lack of predictions for things yet to be produced. It covers everything from Zelda 1 to Skyward, even including a timeline for the autistic. It even had an updated edition, including ALBW and Triforce Heroes (they go in the ALttP line)

like "how BotW fits into the timelines?" it doesnt, bitch, stop complaining and enjoy it

Booteefool
Booteefool

what would you like for the next Zelda game?

Aside from SS HD, I would really like a multi-layered game with
classic dungeoning (and items)
botw quests (and quest log)
an ACTUAL endgame, for once
and a Animal Crossing/Harvest Moon endgame content

yfw you will never live a happy farm/city life with your waifu while helping her improve race relations

Emberburn
Emberburn

I just want a detailed Castle Town with all the races living in harmony

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I never liked the Timeline presented. You have a Binary Event: Either the Hero succeeds or the Hero Fails.

Law of the Excluded Middle in logic forces either one of these timelines to be a non-existent timeline, meaning one can't exist while the other exists.

But follow me on this: Let's assume for a moment that we are permitted this line of thought. Then there should really be five timelines:
Child Era Triumphant
Child Era Defeated
Adult Era Triumphant
Adult Era Defeated

And that's ignoring the possibility that the Hero is defeated before any interaction with the Master Sword in OoT.

Point is: Nintendo's logic is a fucking mess, Timelines don't fucking matter and this is just Nintendo jerking off the Fans, and they're supposed to be a company that employees Computer Scientists, people who are trained in fucking logic.

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw no 10 feet tall fish bf

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It hurts.
I'd even settle for 9'11"

Inmate
Inmate

saved. Got any more?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

suddenly Fi.

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farquit
farquit

learning you can't stable the stalhorse, or any other mount
fuck you guys I wanna ride my skeleton/bear around

TechHater
TechHater

At 3 am? of course, because the majority of posters live in North or South America and are asleep by that time.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Eurofriends really letting us down

Lunatick
Lunatick

the majority of posters live in North or South America
Have we had a strawpoll or something about this?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No, but it's easy to see this from /lozg/'s posting rhythm.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Then it is agreed. It's time for /lozg/ to end.

farquit
farquit

Ok, bye

Inmate
Inmate

he wasn't here before BotW was released

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I want them all

Snarelure
Snarelure

How the fuck do you stay on stasis objects? I've seen people do some fun shit with stasis launching, but every time I try it I'm flung off. Is it just oddly specific spots you have to be on?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I can never get the timing for whistle running, any tips?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

When is Hyrule Warriors coming out? Probably should have it in the OP

WebTool
WebTool

this is just Nintendo jerking off the Fans
You do realize that they have been mentioning a timeline since the '98, right?

iluvmen
iluvmen

they're supposed to be a company that hires computer scientists
and writers, modelers, animators, artists, PR, etc.
you dont think vidya is done entirely by CS do you?
and you dont think being in a CS career means you also write like an autist obsessed with logic and dont take liberties right?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Zelda will never be your chemistry lab partner

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

All lesser employees must submit to Logic.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

long hair
loose clothes
female
No thanks

StonedTime
StonedTime

Good, I don't work with fuck-ups.

Inmate
Inmate

....
would groose be better?

Techpill
Techpill

Then he'd leave us with all the work.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Anyone?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I can't picture him wearing lab goggles

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

groose following safety procedures

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I have the same problem, bud. I think the only time I successfully rode a boulder was when I grabbed onto the side of it, maybe try that?

WebTool
WebTool

implying groose wouldn't just stumble his way to a Nobel Prize

Firespawn
Firespawn

Just imagine this but with pointy ears and a red pompadour.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

After Skyward Sword he developed a new substance that made bombs more powerful, I believe he called it nitrogroosecerin.

fucking kill me

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Post more seductive birbs

Supergrass
Supergrass

Anyone know where to find the BotW Master Works book online? Is it even online yet? Don't feel like paying for a japanese book only to pay for the English version in a few months time

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's not out in english yet bro

hairygrape
hairygrape

that's why they asked for the japanese version

Techpill
Techpill

There hasn't been any scans of it yet, all that has been posted are shitty photos of people holding the book. Fucking japanese need to scan this shit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

God dammit, the shit that was in that one crappy YouTube video looked like exactly what I've wanted since launch

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Would I be a bad person if I made a monetized video of me showing the book page by page but the camera angle just happens to go down my shirt?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Like most things in life, it depends on how pretty you are

DeathDog
DeathDog

Already a video like this minus the shirt part and yes, yes that does make you a bad person

JunkTop
JunkTop

me scan book never for whitu piggu

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm not white, so scan it for me please.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I'm gay, does that count as not being white?

Skullbone
Skullbone

The timeline was a mistake. There's literally no reason to restrict the games into a timeline other than to appease rabid lore lovers who can't just appreciate the games as they are

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I think it's fine depending on the case.
Like
SS>OOT>MM>TP
SS>OOT>WW>PH>ST
ALLTP>LoZ>AoL
are all explicitly connected in the games themselves.
It's trying to fit ALL of the games into one timeline that's a huge mistake.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Oh yeah, I'm fine with the directly related games being in separate timelines, but as you said fitting every game into a larger timeline is pretty pointless

FastChef
FastChef

Best girl

Techpill
Techpill

youtube.com/watch?v=v1pZgrk_WCw
Song related

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Do you think we'll be able to transfer the wii u hyrule warriors save tp the switch version?
I don't want to redo the first 2 adventure maps and everything else of course

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Well my folder has a few hundred, plus an outdated imgur album with about half that. That is, if you're talking Midna in general.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I’ll take the Midna’s and whatever else you got.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I decided to replay HW and I remember why I stopped playing it.
Giant bosses are a slog
Leveling up is a chore, even with the accelerator
Agitha's L3 is a bitch to get, Agitha in general is weak
Adventure maps are fucking tedious, I still haven't finished the first one
It took the last pass for the roster to get good
And I still haven't used Linkle once. A massive blemish on the roster after Lana.

askme
askme

I want to put a massive blemish on Lana

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Don't we all.
youtube.com/watch?v=qPK9dDixbZ8

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Very well, I've added what I think are the missing images. But it's a big album. Around 450 images or something.

imgur.com/a/CCQhE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Is this just 7 minutes of Lana being beaten up?

askme
askme

Why don't they just wear gloves?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I don't know what that means

farquit
farquit

450 images of best girl
Thank you so much

TreeEater
TreeEater

anyone have that gif of child link doing a dance? I lost my LoZ folder

Bidwell
Bidwell

did you check between the couch cushions

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

maybe?

Methnerd
Methnerd

naw it was like animated, legs went left, right, then he looked between his legs

w8t4u
w8t4u

Can I use fairies or temp heart containers to get the master sword early?

Supergrass
Supergrass

I know which one you mean but it's on my PC

Playboyize
Playboyize

No, the sword is not fooled by such trickery

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ye that's it
thanks mate

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is this the end of the line?

SniperWish
SniperWish

How about a new Zelda game where you get to insert your joycons into a master sword/shield replica made of cardboard?

Snarelure
Snarelure

wouldn't you be able to do that with skyward sword?
i mean yes it's not a joycon but a wiimote

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

that's pretty gay
got more of that?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Nope. Sadly.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw having 100%'d BotW once, and beat MM several months later

Now begins that sad 5-6 year wait for the next Zelda. A lot can happen in that time.

How the fuck did they manage just two years between MM and WW?

Snarelure
Snarelure

*beat Master Mode several months later*

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

does link have a family in any other game than WW? it seemed like a good motivator

Skullbone
Skullbone

How the fuck did they manage just two years between MM and WW?

It's common knowledge, but they reused a ton of assets and the engine. It was a challenge issued by Miyamoto that they couldn't finish their work on the OOT sequel in just a year.

A lot of people are hoping they'll do the same with BOTW, it seems like too good of an opportunity to pass up.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Dead uncle in ALTTP. I think a grandpa in the Minish Cap, I forget, never finished that one.

His mother is mentioned in OOT.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Reminder that Marin a shit and deserves to be forgotten

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Apparently he had a family in BotW but they were all lasered to death/drowned in calamity cum/survived but died of old age while Link slept

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

remember to forget

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Link's baby sister was exceptionally healthy and long-lived.
She peacefully passed away fourteen minutes before the game began.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Wait, I thought that was just concept art? That's actually his canon family?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

We don't know what happened to his family, for all we know they could have died years before the game even started.

askme
askme

I just did the "A Modest Test of Strength" or whatever, killed a Guardian and got a Battle Axe+ or something and a Guardian Shield. I would have died if not for having a Fairy in my pocket. My highest damage weapon other than that is a 26 damage long sword.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

rubber is an ancient material no one can make today, according to the rubber armor set

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If you take graveyard exit from Kakariko, near there is the ruins of a house. The house overlooks the Castle from a distance. Near the house is a shed with old weapons, and a good place to fish. Nothing written there about its occupants, but It really feels like it might have been the Link family home.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Just wait until you do A Major Test of Strength

whereismyname
whereismyname

This.
They don't need to reinvent the wheel. Zelda could have yearly releases and still stay popular. By Majora's end, I wanted a third title. I'm mad the 3DS doesn't have its definitive Zelda title.

No, A New Link to the Past and Trishit Heroes doesn't count.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Technically speaking, the OoT engine has been re-used all the way up to and including BotW. Skyward Sword and BotW have seen the most drastic changes, but you can still see that it's the same old thing.
GameFreak has done the same with Pokemon. The same engine's been re-used from Gen 3 to Gen 7. They're supposedly finally making a new engine for Gen 8 on Switch.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Mark which shrine that was on your map. You'll need an ancient battle axe+ for a side quest later and it will be helpful to know.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Another translation.
exhentai.org/g/1171406/f12c517d97/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That was funny

SniperWish
SniperWish

Link's father is mentioned to be a soldier

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

bump for bed

FastChef
FastChef

Naboris 4 Terminals is so fucking good

RumChicken
RumChicken

So I got BotW a couple days ago and after playing it I have to say holy shit these controls.
I keep fucking up in combat because I'm too used to the OoT layout that's been used for like two decades, and I keep mucking up my camera movements because for some reason I can't separately select inverted Y for the third person and first person cameras. that shit is inverted by default for third person and not inverted for first. I'd certainly prefer if I could have it inverted for both.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Wait, shrine guardians respawn?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Cia is watching you fap edition.
No, they are not but thanks for trying to convince me of this. Better luck next time. "Social media" indeed.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

pure

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They're just like any other monster, so yes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

the legend of zelda

StonedTime
StonedTime

shoot all the targets in the Flight Range
no korok
Defend this

w8t4u
w8t4u

Denim skirt
Girl please

Techpill
Techpill

I want to bully Zelda for being a nerd and get killed by Link for doing so!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Parry Windblight's blast
Doesn't stop the attack at all, get hit by the next blast since you're stuck in the animation
What's the point, Revali compliments you for it too

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You can do that? WHAT THE FUCK

Bidwell
Bidwell

Daruk's Protection?

Naboris 4 Terminals
huh?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Wait, just realized, the music.

Playboyize
Playboyize

"I believe in you"

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Ta ta-ta-ta taaaa!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No, A New Link to the Past doesn't count.
For you.™

Annual Zelda
How horrid.
That will suck majorly over time.
Nintendo usually delivers good games by *not* rushing like mad. Reusing elements of past projects only goes so far, buddy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Use claymores next time, those mini guardians are real easy to rape.

farquit
farquit

finish plateau
get told to go over here
fuck that, I'll go where I want
world is vast, don't even know where I want to go
end up going over here anyway

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Who are you quoting?
Are you alright, m8?

Snarelure
Snarelure

annual zelda
MM was proof enough that making a Zelda game in a year was a bad idea

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Look at you and your hot opinions

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is Kaneli able to fly? He looks too fat

DeathDog
DeathDog

I wanna see Rule 63 Link in this thread right away.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You get used to it.
Unfortunately if you go back to replay another Zelda, you'll be all fucked up again.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm just wondering if swapping the X and B buttons in the options will help any. They should've let you rebind everything, instead of giving just that one option.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

is there any point to botw master mode other than harder fights?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Other than bragging rights, no. Only masochists and autists do Master Mode.

idontknow
idontknow

Define "point"

Because if you think it unlocks the sex scene with Zelda or something like that then you're in for disappointment.

RavySnake
RavySnake

okay im slightly interested in the harder fights just because i like fighting lynels. that said, is there anything about the fights that makes them inherently harder other than hurr durr do less damage, take more damage duurppsseus (in other words uses more food) or can i get away just spamming face shots to lynels and mounting like i can i regular mode?

Nojokur
Nojokur

good catch, i should have worded it as "are there any other fundamental differences to the game other than harder fights that give me a reason to play?"

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Aerial photography opportunities.

whereismyname
whereismyname

If you want to just keep spamming faceshots and mounting then master mode really isn’t for you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You have to fight without pausing, because foes heal. This includes Blights and Ganon too.

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's more difficult because enemies don't die instantly, so they actually have enough time to pose a threat.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So is there any significatn reason as to why they didn't make BotW Link left handed? there's no wagglan in this game anymore, and in TPHD they didn't use the mirrored Wii version

Dreamworx
Dreamworx


okay thats more what i was trying to get at. thanks

ima come fugg you up when i finsh the main game in three months master mode

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You could always challenge yourself to using your surroundings and physics powers way more in Master Mode to save that precious weapon durability. You also end up having more fun that way.

captcha interlink ruta

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

There is no reason they should care about making him left handed.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

All I can think of is that there's a single lynel on the great plataue, and the land is also dotted with floating wooden platforms that usually contain monsters with powerful weapons and/or a random chest. I like shooting those with fire arrows so they catch on fire with the monster still standing on it.

Personally, late game Master Mode is closer to what I wish the game's difficulty was like more consistently, the start up is brutal, but late game is decently challenging, unlike normal mode that starts kinda tough but becomes piss easy.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

god this pic reminded me of this chick
youtube.com/watch?v=mtCRZDqso_A

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I want a robot sexdoll gf that transforms into a sword.

cum2soon
cum2soon

yeah but why end the streak like that? the only "true" right handed Link was SS Link, in ALBW they made him left handed again. This probably doesn't prove much but it gives a different perspective about this Link

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't care about what hand he uses to wipe his ass with, and neither should you.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yeah, Master Mode is better for more advanced techniques than just going in swinging with melee attacks thoughtlessly. Here's a pretty nice video with some of the tricks you can use: youtube.com/watch?v=CQf38X-K4qU

You still get text based captcha?
I always get the stupid picture clicking thing that doesn't always work.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

They re-used a significant portion of one-handed sword and shield animations from Skyward Sword.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

you can change to legacy captcha until march. then we're all stuck with the shit images, unless you cough up $20 a year for a pass :^)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You still get text based captcha?
4chanX gives you the option to use legacy captcha

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

how should i proceed as is

81 shrines finished (19 hearts and almost 2.5 stam wheels)
3/4 divine beasts
10x korok seeds
25k rupees
2 full armor pages plus a couple other pieces
never use food cause everything is easy

at this point should i just finish the game, and go to master mode and worry about 100% completion then?

Skullbone
Skullbone

25k rupees
literally how? I never hit more than 8k

happy_sad
happy_sad

literally just sell shit
unless you walk past every chest and ore deposit, you should always have a lot of valuable useless shit

StonedTime
StonedTime

Finish the game, play around a little in normal mode if you want, take a break so you don't get burned out, then come back with Master Mode as a more seasoned player.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I have a bad case of paranoid hoarding meaning I don't wanna sell my ores other than amber because I might need them to upgrade or some shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Do what said. I did 3 playthroughs in normal mode, then decided to do Master Mode and didn't feel like getting out of the Plateau because I got burnt out. I'll do a complete MM run in a month or when I feel like I really want to play again.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Selling is a waste of effort when Snow Bowling will hand you 300 rupees every 20 seconds for as many times are you want.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

There's a link on the top right corner called "settings"
Click it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

spending a minute selling the huge amounts of useless shit in your inventory for a few thousand rupees is a waste of time when you can just play a minigame that gives you 300

askme
askme

There's a link on the top right corner called "settings"
Click it.
DON'T TOUCH MY SPAGET!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why do people care which hand he favors?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The answer is almost always definitely autism.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

selling rubys, topaz, diamonds, etc. when i go looking for shrines i also explore little corners i have checked. that and deliberately killing some 8 stone taluses gave me a pretty decent boost

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I like how these totally fits

King_Martha
King_Martha

Hylian Tunic fits with almost anything, it's great

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's kinda bugs me that the Sheik hood doesn't complete the Sheikah set.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YUNOBO YOU BLIND AND DEAF CUNT

StonedTime
StonedTime

I've never had a problem escorting him, you must be doing something wrong.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

just make him wait while you dispatch all of the sentries, it's not rocket science

takes2long
takes2long

You know how some people are so obsessed with being vegan that it slowly consumes their entire personality? Some people are like that about left-handedness

hairygrape
hairygrape

sneakstrike looping
jesus fuck that is hilariously broken

askme
askme

From the same user, this video has a bunch more tricks to be exploited. I wish I weren't trying to take a break from the game, shit like this always makes me want to hop back in or start a new file.

youtube.com/watch?v=AlH7wIhS0WU

Playboyize
Playboyize

Botw link is right handed for the same reason ALTTP link is ambidextrous.

Skullbone
Skullbone

see that mountain?

TechHater
TechHater

we can fuck on it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

lonk will never retire to a nice lakeside home with his fish wife to enjoy the rest of his days in peace
why even bother, game's a guaranteed bad end

Emberfire
Emberfire

You can find a korok on it

Lunatick
Lunatick

lonk can spend his days with his fish husband instead
All is not lost, user

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Feels bad

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I want to frame this photo, hang it by my bed and pray to it every night!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You think Link ever suck his teeth into that tush?

Bidwell
Bidwell

He's not that depraved

Methshot
Methshot

But it’s canon that Link is an ass-man, user.

eGremlin
eGremlin

post your most fashionable links

Snarelure
Snarelure

already posted can't get anymore /fa/ than that

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why did that post look like he was quoting someone to you?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I did that right from the start. I couldn't imagine going back to default now. With the small joycons it's easy to hook your index finger around to the Sprint button while jumping with your thumb.

cum2soon
cum2soon

ywn guide your bombchu at her target

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Would you a lynel?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That outfit is so Final Fantasy it hurts.
Girl, get back in your own game, you're better than that.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I might

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I was going to say >only one belt but then I saw the boots

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

No, but I wouldn't mind seeing Link serve it's horse dong.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sprite mirroring?

Update: It didn't end up working for me. I guess I'll roll with the default controls and see if they end up sticking.

w8t4u
w8t4u

From the Japanese Hyrule Warriors website:
The resolution is 1920 × 1080 pixels in TV mode, table mode · portable mode 1280 × 720 pixels.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Better than Art & Artifacts
that is basically pictures

Hey, guess what I want from a fucking ART BOOK.
Not autism about timelines and a giant two fisted hand job for Skyward Sword

TreeEater
TreeEater

I only play in portable so it doesn't really matter to me

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

how can anyone live like this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There's already porn of that, I guarantee it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If only they bumped up that framerate.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I don't have a TV

SniperWish
SniperWish

What would Zelda think of Steamed Hams?

Flameblow
Flameblow

please don't report me

StonedTime
StonedTime

So apparently your horse can fucking die. I accidentally exploded a bomb near him while fighting Bokoblins and he fucking keeled over and died. I was at the place past Kakariko Village where you get the memory and had just been resurrected by 2 fairies after being manhandled by some Asshole called Lynel and had to walk all the way back to the Stable and get one of my other horses.

What the FUCK is Lynel's god damn problem? I was like 1000m away and he was still firing ice meteors at me that came from the heavens.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yeah, that's the purpose of the Horse Fairy: To revive your dead horses.

Lunatick
Lunatick

haha funny meme :)

iluvmen
iluvmen

Zelda is a vegetarian

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Bullshit, juicy hips like hers don't come from a vegetarian diet.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Diet has nothing to do with it.
Well, protein matters, but between that, genetics, and exercise, meat is completely unnecessary.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Juicy hips
in THIS political climate
in THIS franchise
localized entirely on one fictional woman?

farquit
farquit

...yes!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

...can I see her?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You have to destroy Ganon first.

cum2soon
cum2soon

And when they take too much time, we get Skyward Sword and Breath of the Wild. No disrespect to the latter, but I shouldn't have had to wait damn near six years for it. Streamlining dev time is good so you can put out more ideas with a similar engine and not have to wait two generations for one game that may not suit your needs or appeal to you.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Holy christ user this is blue board what the fuck are you doing.

girlDog
girlDog

Posting bad Zelda games, it looks like.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

...No i didn't say Farcry I said Breath of the Wild!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

But it was one of the few, rare games were Princess Zelda wasn’t boring.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Good for her, it's still a shit game.

Spamalot
Spamalot

But user, it’s one of the only times Zelink actually works and looks cute. Please think of the shippers, think of the children.

Emberfire
Emberfire

You didn't like the controls?

farquit
farquit

Not him, but the DS games didn't just have shit controls, but the note taking puzzles were shit too.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's time for Zelink shippers.... to end.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

wiping out the worst ship
implying this is a bad thing

Evilember
Evilember

Which ship do you prefer?

5mileys
5mileys

I just had the best Stone Talus fight ever
Grinding for the 10000 rupee fountain
Decide to fight the Dueling Peaks Stone Talus
Stone Taluses are easy as fuck to fight, so also decide to shitpost fight really hard
Climb up Talus
Pull out Lynel Bow
Prep bomb arrows
Fire
Do half of his HP in one shot
Fall of Talus because of knockback
Climb up again
Accidentally slide off of the Talus a split second before shooting
Go into reflex mode
Adrenaline rushes through me
Peepee expands to its maximum 2-inch length
Fire
Stone Talus defeated
Recoil backwards from bomb damage
Fly off the cliffside
Roll down mountianside
Fall into river below on a half-heart
Take Armored Carp and eat it
Drown self
Warp back up to cliffside and take spoils
Mfw

Bidwell
Bidwell

I prefer King of the Red Lions

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Midlink cause I got taste.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I want to taste Midna

viagrandad
viagrandad

I think one of the biggest laughs I had during the entire game was getting Wile E Coyote'd by a punch from the Talus on that mountain top along the trail to Hateno

RavySnake
RavySnake

I can already tell that Midna tastes like _____DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY -24 hours remain-_____

idontknow
idontknow

I have no idea what I should be using stamps for on the map.
I think I've only marked a single cook pot so far.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I mark rare ore deposits, chests containing things I don't have inventory space for so I can come back later, Korok seed puzzles I don't want to do when I find them, and locations of strong respawning weapons and cooking ingredients (mainly hearty durians).

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Marking cooking pots just clutters the map I think, plus it's not hard to find one at a stable if you really need one, personally I only mark the Hinox/Stalnox, Talus and Lynels, plus occasionally Koroks if I spot one I don't really want to get out of my way for.

Inmate
Inmate

Can you imagine if BotW had the same snapshot mode as Mario Odyssey?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Probably would have if it wasn't developed for the Wii U

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'm curious, does anyone know the file sizes for the updates to Breath of the Wild? Just the updates patches, not the DLC.

eGremlin
eGremlin

.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Ruined by Sidlink

idontknow
idontknow

Sidlink is literally the best ship

viagrandad
viagrandad

Sidon is for platonic love ONLY

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

If that's true then why do I have a folder chock full of sidlink porn?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Because you are a degerate who cannot respect a character's purity

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

got cold suddenly
music changed
shoot one of those light bunnies for rupies
see another, shoot it, 2 other ones scatter
coming in direction of pond and tree again
reach ledge above pond and see something made of light taking a sippy
approach it and it dashes off but appears again
try to mount it but get kicked off
everything goes back to normal
That was pretty cool, right after that I saw the pure white horse and managed to tame it and get it saddled. The only reason I went in that direction was because of the quest the old man gives you at the stable, but I ended up meeting the Lord of the Mountain instead. Until I saw the pure white horse, I thought he was referring to the Lord of the Mountain

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

fly off mountain
eat live fish
drown yourself
metal

SniperGod
SniperGod

can't stable it
or bears/deer/skellington for that matter
this game sucks, there better be an action replay code to fix this on cemu

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Maybe Nintendo shouldn't have made Sidon such a hunk if they didn't want me to beat my meat to him

Playboyize
Playboyize

Had my first encounter with Yiga Clan member
mfw

likme
likme

trying to get a good photo of them for the compendium
SIT STILL YOU NARUTO WANNABE MOTHERFUCKER

RumChicken
RumChicken

is there a "proper" way to do the lightning rock shrine, or are you supposed to just dump a metal weapon on top of it

girlDog
girlDog

Get the Thunder Helm and just stand on top of the rock

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

oh, so there is an item for it
well using a spear as a ghetto lightning rod worked too so whatever

Methshot
Methshot

So uh
Here's a stupid question
If I don't have a facebook or twitter.. how do I get my screenshots off my switch for posting?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Imgur

Booteefool
Booteefool

take the sd card out of your switch and put it in your computer then copy and paste

girlDog
girlDog

fuuuuck I was afraid of that
well, at least it's easier to get at than a new 3ds

Emberfire
Emberfire

just make a dummy twitter/tumblr/whatever

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

New 3DS has microSD management to wirelessly transmit files to and from the system.

MPmaster
MPmaster

YAME

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I’m playlng Windwaker for the first time and holy hell, Maggie’s dad is one of the most obnoxious characters I’ve come across in this series, right up there with Fi and Navi. He also looks like a ReDead.

Smashing the vases in his mansion is still so satisfying even though they don’t have any Rupees.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ravioli ravioli
I want the snapping loli

StonedTime
StonedTime

white lynel with mighty crusher but savage bow
didnt even know that was possible

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

"My cache is at 17 of 24" refers to a 24-hour clock position where the north of the area corresponds to noon.
who the actual fuck wrote this, who the actual fuck uses a 24 hour clock for directions instead of a 12 hour clock

5mileys
5mileys

ceremonial trident
However, a bug make the weapon unreforging if it is left on the ground and vanishes when out of view or after a Blood Moon after obtaining it, making the Trident lost forever.
so beyond the engrish this just means don't lose it through methods besides breaking it?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The proper way is standing naked on top of it with a metal weapon on the hand.

Playboyize
Playboyize

My horse just killed himself.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You should have seen the signs.

Inmate
Inmate

I was farming wood with bombs, a tree fell off near him and he ran off a cliff

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm dying to see those light animals at the pond, but when I went there at night there was nothing there. I refuse to cheat and look at a guide.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The military?

FastChef
FastChef

I really wish there were more stables

Snarelure
Snarelure

I haven't played that game in years but I immediately remembered his creepy face, thanks

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Is the horse full-on dead, or just stuck at the bottom of the cliff? I had a horse do that and he was stuck at the bottom. You may be able to board it and summon it again.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

He is dead.
Do I reload a savefile? I miss him, but I had like 40 wood and I don't want to start again.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It depends on which is more valuable to you, the horse or the wood. Personally, I'd go for the horse, but then again, I'm not the one who went out and grinded for 40 wood. You do you, man.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

koroks at the very edge of the map
stop doing this pls

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

he doesn't search the edges first and spiral inwards

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

you'll never know Zelda's three sizes

cum2soon
cum2soon

I don't know what that means

Nojokur
Nojokur

youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you'll understand when you're older

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Ravioli instantly dies because his brittle bones shatter

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You've never been fitted for a dress?

Skullbone
Skullbone

who the actual fuck wrote this
people who use military time, you dumb ass nigga. A lot of countries outside of the US use it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

VALOOED.COM

DeathDog
DeathDog

I know what military time is but who the fuck has a 24 hour clock face and uses that as directions
"head's up, on your 17 o' clock"

SniperGod
SniperGod

You realize that north on a regular clock is both noon and midnight?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

.... my god

whereismyname
whereismyname

a person making a puzzle does
"17 o clock" is slightly more complex than "5 o clock"

happy_sad
happy_sad

Anyone else watch Boss Keys?
youtube.com/watch?v=GudeeRVNo5U

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

oh shit it's finally here

happy_sad
happy_sad

And it pretty much nails most of the issues I have with the Divine Beasts.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

is there any downside to roasting your blue chu jelly in bulk to turn it red? like will you ever need to go out of your way to get white/yellow jelly or keep it blue?

Lunatick
Lunatick

About the Link's Awakening rumor: I hope it's a sequel rather than a remake, like ALBW, for the simple reason that Nightmare is one of the weakest villains in the series. Going from the disappointment that was Calamity Ganon to another disappointment in terms of antagonist won't do any good

TreeEater
TreeEater

I think a few quests ask for different colors

TreeEater
TreeEater

sequel set on a new Koholint Island that was made real again because either the Wind Fish is asleep again or Link made it sleep again just to ease his guilt of practically killing an entire island

cum2soon
cum2soon

I thought Nightmare was fine. Nothing wrong with a simple villain. It was just trying to stop you from making everything disappear. Link killed them (the island's protectors) and everyone else, except his seagull wife

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What do dresses feel like?

Illusionz
Illusionz

sick fuck

King_Martha
King_Martha

Valoo was a true bro. No other dragon was willing to put direct hurt on Ganondorf.

The magical beings Link helps never come running to his aid.
Link when in the middle of a Lynel fight will never get the surprise of a Great Fairy suddenly running in from the horizon and punting the Lynel into the distance.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The Hyrule Warriors Great Fairies were pretty good about helping out in combat.

WebTool
WebTool

Hyrule Warrios Switch will most likely get the Champions + possibly the dragons as some sort of support
Fuck I don't want to buy the game

Playboyize
Playboyize

Switch emulators are being developed.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is the breath of the wild season pass worth it or do I just get the story DLC?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's all or nothing m8, can't buy them separately

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Ah ok, do you think its worth the money?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I do, but I'd spend any amount of money on Zelda so maybe I'm not the best judge

whereismyname
whereismyname

Pray to Hylia

Booteefool
Booteefool

Like fabric...?

TreeEater
TreeEater

exterminate all mobadrones

SniperGod
SniperGod

master mode thunderblight ganon
holy
shit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw I finished him off by parrying his laser back at him
I cummed a little

RumChicken
RumChicken

I didn't until the last 5 minutes

Lunatick
Lunatick

click snap!

viagrandad
viagrandad

You were supposed to say like bags of sand

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Too rough

DeathDog
DeathDog

Best version of the Great Faeries.

I already bought it once. Not buying the same game again. Honestly not really much of a game, it's just graphics porn.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Well at least unlike Fi you're supposed to dislike him. He's creepy and desperate in rags,
and in riches, he's arrogant and talks down to you, he even rewards you by throwing your rewards on the ground. I think Fi is way worse though

Lunatick
Lunatick

The mountain can be seen with a blue glow in the distance when the animals are there.

MPmaster
MPmaster

What's the best place to get Star Fragments? I've heard Shee Vaneer Shrine, but I've had no luck, even with le epic full moon meme in effect. I've gotten a few more while waiting by Ree Dahee Shrine. Is there anywhere better for this?

I can't kill Silver Lynels, by the way. I can't even find any.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Climb up high in the evening, and start scanning back and forth across the horizon.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Wind Waker was full of great characters like Valoo, and Ganondorf has was at his best there, and has yet to be topped (mostly due to a lack of trying). Feels like the last time the story on the whole was really good as opposed to just having a few good moments.

idontknow
idontknow

WHAT DID YOU DO
Seriously how does this happen? You can't do it with the others can you?

takes2long
takes2long

How did this happen?
When is Sidon ever close enough to an enemy to get knocked out?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

youtube.com/watch?v=TQFC6DyzZUI
They most likely used this method or something similar to it

Nojokur
Nojokur

Whenever monsters attack someone that can't defend themselves. Including the "travelers".

takes2long
takes2long

Not my photo, but I imagine some user with too much time on his hand pushed Sidon for several hours until he was close enough to an enemy to be knocked out. I've seen someone do something similar by pushing Kass to a stable, so that there were two Kasses on screen.

Also I think every NPC with a walk animation has a "knocked out" animation programmed in them just in case something like this happened.

Flameblow
Flameblow

How do people find the patience for this, I pushed Purah's assistant for like 30 minutes and I couldn't even get him out of the house

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

why do ninty emulators get churned out at an absolutely breakneck pace, while sony emulation just caught up to the ps3 and exbax just doesn't exist

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Okay guys, I have a hypothetical question.
Let's take any of the transformation masks from MM, for visualizations sake, let's choose the Zora mask.

What if the following happens:
Link lines the mask with a few slices of American Cheese and puts it on?
Would the Mask work?

If it does, does Link turn into a 1/2 American Cheese 1/2 Zora aberration?

If not, does he turn into American Cheese or a Zora?

If nothing happens, what happens to the American Cheese used to line the mask?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I keep my mouth shut, where's my harem?

askme
askme

Watch "WinRAR And The Infinite 40-Day Trial".
I'm convinced Nintendo makes their architecture easy to crack because they understand the well documented fact that piracy benefits big businesses more often than it hurts them.

askme
askme

I think the mask just ignores the cheese the same way it ignore the other stuff in link's inventory.

Maybe he just smells like cheese the entire time he's transformed.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Anyone have the Guardian version of the sweating towel guy meme?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I need to start thinking of better ways to use runes in combat.
I think the most I've ever done was drop a bomb and korok leaf it into a camp to start the fight.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

got you f a m

RumChicken
RumChicken

There was nifty trick involving using magnesis on a boomerang in flight.
There is the ever present option of stasis-swatting a felled tree into camp.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's mainly about how quickly you can use the runes. If you can use stasis+ very quickly, no single enemy will ever be a real threat again, and groups will be much easier to deal with.
Putting a Cryonis block underneath an Octorok can be pretty satisfying too.
Once you reach a point where bombs can't really kill anything, they become much more useful for splitting a dense group of enemies with knockback so you only have to deal with one or two at a time. This pairs very well with quick use of Stasis+
Magnesis is mainly for using the props the game gives you anyway, but it can also be good to disarm an enemy then throw its weapon away so it's stuck using its natural attacks

StonedTime
StonedTime

Camp on top of the Dueling Peaks and pray

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Horse God. She'll revive them for you free of charge, or for an endura carrot.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I can't kill Silver Lynels, by the way. I can't even find any.
They'll start spawning after you kill a lot of different enemies. Basically once you've completed all four divine beasts and killed about 10 of each type of black bokoblin/moblin/lizalfos, along with elemental lizalfos and keese, different types of octoroks, etc, silver monsters should start spawning consistently

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

See, that sounds like fun, but I'm not terribly great at aiming in combat. It feels like the stick is too sensitive. But if I turn it down in the options, then it's plain too slow.
I may be stuck doing not-fun things in combat.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Use the tilt controls

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Silly, Horses can't be Gods.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'm not even the same user and you just made me choke up so fuck you

iluvmen
iluvmen

M-my giant horse is godlike enough for me, thank you very much.

farquit
farquit

Thanks bro

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

When do they ask for an endura carrot? Is it if you intentionally kill your horse?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It happened on the second revival for me.

Could be though? I have no idea, I believe it's just generally on the second revival but for transparency I've revived two horses, the first one I had to kill as it was stuck at the bottom of a cliff and I couldn't get it to move or come to me, so killed it to revive it, second died when it got spooked and ran away, only the second time did she ask for a carrot.

Haven't been back since so I can't check if she asks for another.

While I'm here does anyone have a roadmap for all the Hinox/Talus locations? Or how the hell I get 100 percent in this game, I feel like i've done everything but I'm only on 27 percent.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I got an app on my phone called the Breath Companion that has everything in the game marked, you can choose to show specific things or not, right now i've set it to only show towers and koroks. You can also mark things you've already done so they won't show up anymore. It's been a real help in tracking down those last 200 Koroks.

Inmate
Inmate

You could have just teleported to a stable and boarded it

Illusionz
Illusionz

Wonderful, thanks!

I couldn't because it was stuck completely, I tried moving and whistling for it, etc

Unless im missing something.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

?

Skullbone
Skullbone

?
It's a guy

farquit
farquit

How can you tell

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No way.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

My two favorite things.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Mipha thrilled that Link was grabbing her ass.
Zelda secretly giddy that she touched Link's ass.
Zelda actually grabbed Mipha's ass with Link unaware of the both of them.
Urbosa saw the whole thing and is very amused.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is DLC pack 2 more impactful before of after fighting Ganon?
I'm debating which to tackle first.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Nightmare and Calamity Ganon are somehow not the worst villains. Bellum and Majora don't even have motives.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Well... The boss and ending of DLC pack 2 are more satisfying than the ending and boss of the main game.

However, the reward you get for DLC pack 2 is more meaningful if you still have shit left to do in the game.

So make the call based on that.

TechHater
TechHater

tfw Switch doesn't have a Trophies/Cheevos equivalent

B-but how am I supposed to get dopamine rushes when I finally reach and/or complete a certain point in the game? Damn you PS3 for spoiling me.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Take a shot every time you find a korok.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

visit lake hylia
kill liver

Snarelure
Snarelure

What about Hyrule Warriors though.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Every time you just button mash and kill things, take a shot

whereismyname
whereismyname

I like this one better

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

dont worry user, I cried at that point as well.
Hell, I think most people did. I usually laugh inappropriately when a character dies in a game or something but not on this one

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

This is also a guy

Lunatick
Lunatick

no, it's a guy(female)

Firespawn
Firespawn

That's clearly a hotel room. I'd put money on the cameraman fugging in them in that bed.

likme
likme

he'd be a fool not to

MPmaster
MPmaster

WHY THE FUCK DOES RAIN MAKE CLIMBING BROKEN
WHY DOES A RANDOM WEATHER CONDITION CRIPPLE HALF YOUR MOVEMENT AT ANY FUCKING TIME

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I mean it does make sense that climbing is harder in the rain, but I do think it rains entirely too often in the game... it's also not that big of a problem unless you somehow can't find any shelter to build a fire in.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it's kind of hard to make a fire if you're halfway up a mountain and suddenly rain starts pouring and all you can do is drop all your progress and go home or jerk off for 15 minutes

takes2long
takes2long

Can we get more of this set if they exist? Purely for academic reasons of course.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The real problem is that the shrines/divine beasts had to disable your climbing because no fun allowed.

girlDog
girlDog

planarshifting.tumblr.com

FastChef
FastChef

So look at the forecast and don't climb when rain is coming
inb4 >not using pro hud

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Okay, I get that the benefit of horses is to be able to move about quicker, but now that I've finally gotten one I also feel like I'm zooming past everything too quickly and I might start missing stuff that I wouldn't have missed if I was on foot.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

in all of my later play throughs I have intentionally avoided using horses because of this. it takes away a lot of the exploration imo

Emberfire
Emberfire

just use horses on roads, otherwise just traverse the land the old fashioned way.
or better yet just get the ancient horse armor so you can summon them at your will

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I don't plan on getting the DLC.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Are.. are you supposed to kill Stal Hinox by tossing it's eye into the water? Because it felt like I wasn't doing any damage at all when it's eye popped out, and then I noticed I could pick it up and my first instinct was to throw it into the river.

whereismyname
whereismyname

that fucking Zora trapped up on the Sheikah tower

viagrandad
viagrandad

That's a possibility. You can also just kill the eye with damage. It takes a few hits, but it will work

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I feel like I'm rushing to the end of Breath of the Wild too fast. I've had the game for about a week and I'm preparing to do my last Divine Beast. I also don't have the DLC yet, but I'm planning on getting it. Should I go ahead and finish the Divine Beast quest?

StonedTime
StonedTime

There's not really any reason not to. Most of the DLC stuff requires that you finish all 4 divine beasts, and nothing is making you go kill Ganon right after you finish the fourth one.
Plus leaving one undone means you don't get the Champion's power from it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

the idiots who always get ganked while looking for shrooms

Firespawn
Firespawn

Ey yo gurl you want to see my wand of gamelon

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Rito armor is the best armor in the game.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Damn, thanks for these yo. Especially since he's rocking the Tunic of the Wild

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I unironically love this version of Zelda. She and Ganon stole the show.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

youtube.com/watch?v=lDGnEun_UJc

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Mashed sucks. Normie gamer culture shit.

Techpill
Techpill

it's 4am and im surfing youtube half dead
i foudn it funny

farquit
farquit

You should get some rest, bro. Why not sit by a fire until morning?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

yeh you're right
just don't let the theread die or anything

Lunatick
Lunatick

With the Purge going on outside here it's up to euros to keep it going

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

and for a better music soundtrack
Literally all the minibosses say hi

SniperWish
SniperWish

the Purge?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What's up with the Reefs in the Wind Waker? I usually save them for last since they're not very interesting areas, but I went to some of them early this time but there was nothing there, the areas where canons should be were just blank metal hexagons.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

you have to beat the forsaken fortress 2 and then they will be very happy to shoot at you

Inmate
Inmate

Get in the healing chamber, Shinji.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I know this is Majora's Mask Link, but if BoTW Link were Shinji, would Mipha be Rey, and would Zelda be Asuka?

5mileys
5mileys

HOLY FUCK DOES IT EVER STOP RAINING WHEN I NEED TO CLIMB

SniperGod
SniperGod

No, because Zelda isn't an insufferable piece of shit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Well, she is in SS.

Flameblow
Flameblow

It doesn't matter, just board it.

Skullbone
Skullbone

bump

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Funny way of spelling BOTW

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I wish they would become a main friendly race like how zoras used to be enemies.
I'd also like to see zora and goron enemies too, but that might be too much for Nintendo huh.

Tldr every Zelda race needs friendly and enemy variations.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Tldr
You wrote 2 (two) sentences dude

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

gj pirate

Firespawn
Firespawn

Sometimes even thats enough to make people skip your post, personal experience m8

Methshot
Methshot

Gotta have those HQ screen shots

Lunatick
Lunatick

play the ending with jap dubs y/n?
finished all pre-dlc main quests

massdebater
massdebater

No laws in the USA for the weekend. We call it 'the Purge' because we can kill whoever we want.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Be American
Get Purged

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

n

farquit
farquit

Teba has an absurdly sexy voice

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

So what's the trick to brewing elixirs? I thought that using rare monster parts like Hinox toenails or guts would lead to elixers with stronger or longer lasting effects, but this does not appear to be the case.

idontknow
idontknow

I just looked at a video of the Hyrule Encyclopedia for the first time. Now I want it. I didn't expect it to be so meticulous and documentative. I was imagining one of those franchise books for kids where they act as if the world of the series is real and just have an encyclopedia of all the characters and artifacts.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I was imagining one of those franchise books for kids where they act as if the world of the series is real and just have an encyclopedia of all the characters and artifacts.
That sounds interesting too 2bh

SniperGod
SniperGod

it's about the quantity, not quality
unless you use dragon parts

Flameblow
Flameblow

WE'RE GONNA BE RICH ONCE WE FIND THESE HEARTY TRUFFLES
sell for 6 rupees a pop
I feel bad for her sister

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What is the most stable version of Botw on cemu now? Tried the newest one but only get around 22 fps.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Wait for a blood moon
Toss a bunch of items with the effect you want + one dragon horn
???
Profit

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's called "get a better computer"

Nojokur
Nojokur

Haha epic, thanks for your contribution and solving my problem. One upvote to you sir xD.
Kill yourself.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No problem, glad I could help ;)

w8t4u
w8t4u

so it cool to use guides for this game right considering how big it is and all?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Ganondorf is definitely dank

Evilember
Evilember

Anyone got one like this but during a rainy night?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's always sunny.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this

5mileys
5mileys

It stormed the whole time on my file and didn't calm down til I boarded Medoh. On a relative's file I saw a blood moon happen during it too.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Go to Yiga Clan Hideout
Big Yiga Clan member *teleports behind u* and *unsheathes katana*
Kills me in one hit
How do I beat this guy? I really don't want to go on a stealth mission here.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Everyone kills you in one hit in that area. Either do the stealth mission or get good at dodging

Methnerd
Methnerd

I don't want a "friendly" and "enemy" version of every race, especially if they had to have different designs, because what's the point when you do that

What I do want is to see an actual town run by monsters that you can interact with and buy things from, be it because they're Ganon defectors, or because you got a disguise and they just don't know it's you.

I love it when things in Zelda can talk besides humans and the usual friendly humanoid races.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

He swings his bigass sword slow enough to parry, either do that or stealth

5mileys
5mileys

I got through the first room with parries, but the second room has four of them. I doubt I can parry all of those guys at once.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I always like those "thieves' town" places full of people who talk about how great Ganon is

cum2soon
cum2soon

Either do the stealth mission like a big boy, or load up on ancient arrows and snipe them all.

Methnerd
Methnerd

does stasis work? so you can just sprint past them?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Tldr every Zelda race needs friendly and enemy variations.
I like the idea, but I don't see Nintendo doing it. Link kills monsters freely because we aren't supposed to consider them to be people.

RavySnake
RavySnake

If I have to fight in that place, I back up into a secluded corner. Then they have to appear within a narrow space that i can clean with my sword.

Ideally you don't get caught. You can distract them by tossing bananas into their view. You can use stasis+ on them,

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Any tips for the master sword trial on master mode? It's kicking my ass

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I like the idea, but I don't see Nintendo doing it. Link kills monsters freely because we aren't supposed to consider them to be people.
This basically. It's a shame.
Remember, that even the Yiga Link doesn't technically ever kill (except for in my headcanon)

girlDog
girlDog

should i finish the game before i start master mode? i only finished the 4 divine beasts and got the rest of the memories. aside from that, haven't done anything that substantial.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Ancient arrows are useful for more than just Guardians?

Bidwell
Bidwell

They instakill any non-guardian monsters, but they leave no drops behind

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Anything hit by them is deleted

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Funny, I just reached the Yiga Clan hideout as well. Even fairies won't resurrect me if I get killed.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

technically you never need to climb

youtube.com/watch?v=MK6ub-Z7snI

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

bump

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Probably...
One question though, have you not been baiting them with bananas?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Finish the game. Maybe play around a little learning more advance fighting techniques, how elements effect things, ect. Git gud, then take a break from the game so you don't get burned out.

Then do master mode when you get the urge to play again. Keep in mind the beginning will be pretty brutal, but it's like learning how to play all over again. Just go at it with the more advance techniques you learned instead of the usual "melee things to death" approach.

massdebater
massdebater

Benny > Jules > Paya > Leekah > Prima > Mina
This is the way it has so be.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I tried it and they didn't react

StonedTime
StonedTime

Kass's teacher was a Sheikah? I don't remember that.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Where do you find her

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Benny's standing on a small hill slightly south of the path leading west from Rebonae Bridge, which is north from the Wetland Stable.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I dont know how to feel about this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You did something wrong.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Or the game messed up

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I like benny but if you think anyone is cuter than papaya butt you're crazy

FastChef
FastChef

Envious, because you wish you could look that cute.

You did this to distract them while they were pacing the floor? Once the fight begins, it's too late.

girlDog
girlDog

t. Mipha

RavySnake
RavySnake

she just has that always on the verge of tears voice, it is grating

Emberfire
Emberfire

You're in the second gayest general on Veeky Forums, you know exactly how to feel

farquit
farquit

I'm so glad they patched in the option to change languages. Her English voice was the one thing keeping me from liking her.

King_Martha
King_Martha

The Eleven cosplay she did makes me feel uncomfortable about fapping to this.

I'll still do it, mind you, I'll just feel very weird

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

how do I unlock the secret side quest where Paya shows me her birthmark?

takes2long
takes2long

she

StonedTime
StonedTime

I doubt this is the second gayest general on Veeky Forums considering there are a few gay boards in the site. If you said Veeky Forums, now that's a different story.

TreeEater
TreeEater

DO IT FOR YOUR ZORA WAIFU LINK
3 minutes later
and [I] threw mipha in the trash!
fuck you too pal

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Dark Link Outfit is just a reskin of the Tunic of Time
I don't know if I should be happy or disappointed.

Evilember
Evilember

Are there any pictures of not-destroyed castle town in Master Works?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

BotW Link would steal that dress to wear for himself.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why couldn't best girl be in BotW?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Hey guys, I've been thinking of maybe getting a Switch in the future and BotW along with it. But I just to know: how's weapon progression and is there level scaling?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Weapon progression is based both on location and how far progressed you are in the game (how many dungeons you've beaten). In the beginning, the best loot is hidden away in dangerous places, guarded by enemies who will one shot you because your armour is shit and you don't have enough hearts yet. The enemies gradually become harder to beat because they have more life.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Do you want to see Zelda to get shafted by a better waifu?

Emberfire
Emberfire

what do you mean by weapon progression exactly? as the game goes on you'll naturally run into better weapons, for the most part it's pretty ok
and no, there's no levels period

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yes

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

She went to /fit/ and /mlp/

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Okay, thats good, but is the loot randomized because of your progress?
I just wanted to know if I the weapons I receive in the beginning hold out till the end of the game

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you mean like she already does?

Techpill
Techpill

that was for yooo

Lunatick
Lunatick

I just wanted to know if I the weapons I receive in the beginning hold out till the end of the game
Do you really not know about weapon durability?
The weapons you get at the beginning will be shit and will break in 2 hits.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I just wanted to know if I the weapons I receive in the beginning hold out till the end of the game
No, they don't do enough damage. If you start exploring, you'll run into weapons that do more and more damage. After beating your first dungeon, weapons with special perks like a bigger chance of critical hit, durability up, or longer reach will start to appear.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Wait, we have a Gay Power Level?
What the fuck is our Gay Power Level anyways and how does it relate to other generals?

Illusionz
Illusionz

The Rito got more bird-like over time
The Zora got more fish-like over time
The Gorons got thongs

5mileys
5mileys

I just wanted to know if I the weapons I receive in the beginning hold out till the end of the game
I mean you won't be fighting ganon with a traveler's sword, but since trash enemies like keese and red bokoblins are everywhere it's not unreasonable to keep some low level weapons to save durability on your good stuff
and no, all loot is basically set in stone, if you really like a weapon you can mark down its spawn (or an enemy that carries it) and pick up a new one every blood moon (map reset)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Crappy weapons serve a purpose throughout the entire game
For the enemies, they level up based on how many you kill

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

doormats aren't characters, user

Firespawn
Firespawn

Best beast

Lunatick
Lunatick

So what are the odds that they make a Skyward Sword HD for Switch next?

SniperWish
SniperWish

What the fuck

iluvmen
iluvmen

We can safely say that that's a chick

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

/lozg/ is second only to /dsg/ in sheer, unadulterated gayness.

Dark Souls wins because it makes Rule 63 a gameplay mechanic in DaS 2

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm normally against rereleases but I wouldn't mind this one since it's a bitch to emulate without the motion plus

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'd play it if it cut out a ton of the fluff, Wind Waker HD style, and banished motion controls to the fiery pits of hell from whence they came

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are you sure about that sir?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I am certain, old bean

SniperGod
SniperGod

You may be mistaken.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Having observed some of her other work, I am quite chuffed to announce that I can say with some certainty that she is of the female persuasion, my good man

idontknow
idontknow

Did you read their tumblr bio

Methnerd
Methnerd

well alright

Illusionz
Illusionz

Gadzooks! Good man, I do believe you've revealed a penis to me!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So regarding the BotW race areas I'd rank them
Zora>Gerudo>Rito>>>>>>>>>Goron. I expect the first three to vary, but is there anyone who doesn't like Goron the least? The whole thing just feels off. The wagons doesn't match the other areas modes of transportation (Horse in Rito area, swimming/climbing/waterfalls in Zora, sand seal in Gerudo), the look of the environment is basically nothing but rocks and lava and the Goron town feels weird being above ground and being just a regular town. The champion is be far the most forgettable and the fact that you're forced into chugging elixirs or wearing the butt-ugly flamebreaker gear doesn't help either.

takes2long
takes2long

Goron>Rito for me. At least I remember who their dude is, as opposed to a crippled literally who sitting at a flight range with the shortest pre-Beast sequence
Rito town sucks too, I climbed up the back because I thought it was a shrine while Gorons have the big Daruk statue

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yeah, I was referring to the original champions. If we're talking about the neo-champions I'd agree that Rito is by far the worst and is a literal who that barely assists you during the fight. Neo-champion rank I'd say is Sidon > Riju > not-Darulk > literal who guy

happy_sad
happy_sad

He doesnt he just stands there and listen.

Edgy

TreeEater
TreeEater

Would you be opposed to Lego Zelda?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nah I liked the Gorons. Rito disappointed me the most since their "town" was literally just a tree.
Don't even get me started on the koroks

TreeEater
TreeEater

Lego sure was.
ideas.lego.com/projects/c8271475-4616-4d83-b5c2-97d8cb320de0
ideas.lego.com/projects/9b6f8603-7339-4a66-9670-a45dde9aeaa0

Methshot
Methshot

Doing the DLC now for the first time, just finished Ravioli segment and so far it's pretty neat. It's not a From soft/bethesda level expansion but as side quest/challenge mode-thing it's pretty good. However after seeing ravioli in action and facing Windblight with his weapons I find it even harder to believe Ravioli ever lost to that guy. My headcanon is that Ganon overtaking the divine beast came coupled with some kind of curse or spell that fucked up the champions, otherwise someone who's able to fly and shoot arrows really shouldn't lose to windblight.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'm surprised it hasn't happened already

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I actually liked the Eldin region the most. It's warm and comfy.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I just don't understand why we aren't allowed to take the bike up the mountain.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I forgot where I heard this but Nintendo won’t work with Lego because way back, Nintendo used to make building block toys until Lego took over the market. They’ve held a grudge ever since, but not so much that they won’t let lego games on their systems.

WebTool
WebTool

Playing Twilight Princess
oh shit I can talk to Epona
"Hurry back and return to your normal self"
Fuck you too horse.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

My main problem with the region is that while the other three region takes away mobility be removing the horse (sans Rito) they all offer an alternative. Rito region has gales (and horse) Zora has rivers and waterfall, Gerudo has sand seals. Goron is the only region that removes mobility, adds obstacles (lava) and offers no alternative except the extremely limited and durability wasting wagons that are of close to no use aside from the fun of discovering they work the first time.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I just solved the "stand on lava" Daruk puzzle in the most retarded way. Afterwards I found out you're supposed to use the metal crates, and I did try that initially but from the position I used they sank into the lava. Instead I jumped onto one of the submerged stone blocks, used stasis and plunge attack to nudge one of them closer to the circle fell into the lava, respawned and repeated the process inch by inch.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Your normal self can brush her and feed her carrots. Can't blame a horse for having priorities

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I've recently completed BotW and I really enjoyed it. I've a few complaints, such as there not being a lot to do despite such a big world.

Anyway, if you guys could add or change something about it, what would you do?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'd add a spooky dungeon inside the Akkala Citadel ruins full of undead guards and decaying Guardians

Emberburn
Emberburn

I think there's a shitload of things to do in the overworld. Shrines, side quest, mini games, challenges with the DLC, etc. My main complaint is the length and variety of the dungeons. The core mechanics of the puzzles in BotW is the best of any 3D Zelda, but the divine beast and shrines are all too samey in looks and atmosphere.

Nojokur
Nojokur

delete rain

King_Martha
King_Martha

Were the mini-games shooting balloons to get Korok seeds or did I miss something?

askme
askme

Yes
If a spot seems empty, it's likely because you're staring at a Korok puzzle but don't realise it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

actual dungeons
also

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Uh, yeah that's one mini game. I didn't really count Korok seeds but I guess those could be seen as mini games with the balloons, the block puzzles and the flower trails. However I was referring to stuff like the bowling mini-game, the horse archery mini game, the snowboarding mini game and stuff like that.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Poor guy

Bidwell
Bidwell

I liked the Divine Beasts. I thought they were pretty interesting take on dungeons. I would have liked to seen optional dungeons, not the shrines, but actual dungeons with a boss at the end. Your reward for completing them could be a heart container or four spirit orbs.

Well fuck me, I completely forgot about the snowboarding mini game and where was the bowling mini game? I completely missed out on that.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

how do you get to the hebra tower with all the ice around it? I just did the portable updraft trick but that feels like cheating

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm gay and loz and ds are pretty much the only games I care about so this seems accurate

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

There's campfires and torches littered around the area so you can melt the ice. I just used a fire sword to melt the blocks though,

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

nevermind I'm retarded, just melt the ice

iluvmen
iluvmen

how do I get rid of ice in a game with fire weapons

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If I remember correctly bowling is somewhere west of Tabantha snowfield. Never really paid much attention to that though even if I heard it's the most op way to make money (as if money was ever a problem with all the ore you get). Horse archery was my favorite because that one was actually quite difficult.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

the fucking campfires I lit to get the updraft melted the ice

Flameblow
Flameblow

A decent story

Lunatick
Lunatick

Meh. The strengths of BotW's story is the same as the strength of every Zelda's story - the side characters and world building. Which Zelda has an interesting main plot? The formula is always: Premise - event - gather X - ending. The ending usually has a bit more twists and turns than BotW, which is a bit simplistic even by Zelda standards, but for me the main story has never been the selling point of any Zelda game.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Majora's Mask had a moderately interesting main plot.

Frankly you distilled it too far. That's not a pattern; that's basic fucking narrative structure. You may as well have said "things happen and then more things happen and then even more things happen and then the game ends".

Emberburn
Emberburn

the plot is always "events happen"
Whoa, you should start a youtube lore series

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You get my drift. As an example, a game like Deus Ex will have constant narrative updates about exactly what you're doing and why you're doing it and the story will shift and evolve between every mission. In contrast, Zelda games always have long stretches where you just have a nondescript mission of collecting things without the main story progressing at all. This isn't something bad, but it does mean the main story will take a backseat to the gameplay. When it comes to main stories I was thinking about MM and TP as games where the narration does play a larger role, but even then the majority of the game will just have Link on a mission to gather X numbers of Y. Basically I think the actual "plot" of a Zelda game is much less important than the setting, atmosphere and background lore and that's why I was never really bothered by BotW's minimalist take on narration although the climax with Ganon could've used a bit more substance.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Look, I feel like you have an actual argument but just can't put it to words properly. Are you trying to say that you're annoyed that the final battle feels like they WANTED to have actual narrative depth and just didn't, or something else?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The story happened 100 years ago and we're just crawling around the debris. BotW is plot-light even for a Zelda game, so it stands out even more

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm saying that the final battle could've used some more narrative depth, but overall narrative depth is not what I care about in Zelda games, but rather the side characters and background world lore, and BotW delivers on those counts. Therefore I don't consider lack of story to be BotW's greatest weakness, or even a significant weakness at all since it's overall similar to other Zeldas aside from the final encounter.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Any clean pictures of Zelda in this outfit? Highpoint of the DLC so far.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sorry, I only have filthy pictures of it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Not interested then. Zelda is pure as the freshly fallen snow.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

DELETE THEM NOW

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

She's been taking demon pig dick for 100 years.

Snarelure
Snarelure

You are definitely rushing through the game, I've had it a week and only explored a tiny part of the map and done 1 Divine Beast. At this rate I could be at it for over a month.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

say that to my face and not online bitch

eGremlin
eGremlin

FOR 100 YEARS
DEMON
PIG
DICK

WebTool
WebTool

covered in frogs, covered in frogs
covered in frogs, covered in frogs

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

the upcoming definitive edition will feature all downloadable content for both the Wii U and 3DS versions of the game, including all 29 playable characters, and will retain the individualized fighting styles for each. This version will also add a fully-3D ‘My Fairy’ mode, much like the 2D equivalent available in Hyrule Warriors: Legends previously. Players will be able to take advantage of mid-battle character switching, a feature which was introduced in Hyrule Warriors: Legends, and made an appearance in last year’s Fire Emblem Warriors.

Challenge Mode, which allowed players to assume the role of Beast Ganon and wreak havoc on the battlefield, will also make its return in Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition when the game launches on Nintendo Switch this spring!

A newly released trailer from Koei Tecmo’s Japanese YouTube channel has been uploaded, showing off many of these new features. Be sure to give it a watch below to see the game in action, including the new Breath of the Wild costumes for Link and Zelda!

youtube.com/watch?v=KHnfWdRP3lw

FastChef
FastChef

HYAH

Emberfire
Emberfire

veekyforums.com/thread/202534945/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/202534945/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/202534945/video-games
GO

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

previously
will return
also be included
like the 2D equivalent

>>>>"new features"

Firespawn
Firespawn

Since the Master Sword is a holy weapon, and it chooses the user, would it allow its use in a secular war? Also would every battle with Ganondorf count as a holy war?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Hypothetical: New DLC comes out that adds some more enemy types

What would you like to see?
Peahats/"Peahat" guardians buzzing past you while on horseback
Fighting corrupted castle guards a la darknuts

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