>News Version 2.2.0 is available for download! Check the patch notes below for details. Team Comedy won the latest Splatfest 2 - 1! Dapple Dualies Nouveau are available! Sub: toxic mist; Special: ink storm Shellendorf Institute is now a playable map!
Nah just tell them to calm their tits with the expanded universe/shipping shit, especially when the person who said they were going to elaborate on all this shit for them with VNs and what not is literally cucking them and is going to end up doing fuck all for them.
Jonathan Bennett
Cute
Jason Adams
give me a few minutes
Aiden Moore
On the Smokeyard hightide does it make any sense to go to the other island? Also are you making the room?
Eli Scott
eat pant
Kevin Lewis
Only when bosses start to show up.
Thomas Bailey
it's up just waiting for 2 more
Joseph Anderson
>dynamo fuck off dot
Charles Campbell
Gusher/Goldie waves are best left to one person on the other side if it doesn't spawn on the side with the egg basket. The Goldie will always make it's way to the other side of whichever side it spawned on, so if it spawned over the other side then sit and wait near the egg basket for it to stroll on by for easy eggs instead of trying to carry them backwards and forwards across the platforms
Jayden Cooper
dynamo got some decent buffs though i'm probably going to try it out a little later, people who play with flingza say it feels a lot better so maybe dynamo is the same
Xavier Green
...
Connor Anderson
Those are not really useful buffs.
Luke Fisher
Gotta love lag-armor
Josiah Price
...
Brody Wood
did i break something or is the [Top] button gone for everyone else too?
Daniel Morris
You broke it squigga
Gavin Lewis
psh nothin personnel kid
Jayden Wright
>stick
Cameron Long
I tend to stay on the spawning side to lure bossesto the basket, but I've been seeing people rush to the other side at the start.
Hunter Morales
room is back up
Levi Baker
fugg :-DDD
Luis Brown
This salmon run weapon set is amazing.
Aaron Sanders
Anyone wanna play SR?
Brandon Adams
ok that was a good round
Adrian Wood
SR team, got three spots open, send me a fr
Elijah Richardson
R team I think I have 3 more runs in me
Wyatt Thomas
Last one for me.
Sebastian Sanchez
Thanks for the games Rai, Ayo and Ram. I've got to go eat, I'll be back in a little while though if any of you are still playing. This weapon set feel unbeatable.
Chase Martin
>kill boss >me and teammate returning eggs >overtake him with superior reflexes and optimal swimming lines and put egg in the basket first and go out to get the third egg >teammate thinks he can beat me to the third egg despite that I already demonstrated that I'm able to get from point A to point B much faster than he can and also had a head start in addition >follows me all the way to the egg and doesnt give up to do something else until after I pick it up ???
Adam Rivera
nice aim, stickpleb
Grayson Powell
>have to go to RL Work
Gavin Stewart
Golden Egg envy. Honestly when it's clear I have people who are that set on padding their Golden Egg count I for the most part ignore eggs and focus on killing bosses.
Juan Flores
friendly competition like that is nice. It means you two work good together
Tyler Anderson
GGs you three.
James Brooks
well ggs zero,ayomi and ramirez
Sebastian Bell
stick players will defend this
Asher Cooper
got a spot open?
Anthony Rivera
Great rounds R, R, Z !!! That's been some of the smoothest games I've ever had.
Camden Richardson
Reminds me of my Splat1 days before I finally learned motion controls. Sure I got to S on stick, but I was severely gimping myself the whole way and kinda got lucky. Sure I was able to kill people, but after switching to gyro it suddenly became a lot easier to adjust my aim.
Jason Reyes
>3 high tides in a row on worst high tide map wow fuck off game
Jaxson Myers
>worst high tide map
Maybe if you are a shitter
Angel Baker
Anyone want to play salmon run with me?
Daniel Jackson
I didn't say "bad", I said "worst". That implies that it is worse than other three, which is true.
Xavier Cox
Spawning Grounds and Lost Outpost are easily worse
Justin Harris
Sure I'm good until I hit both super bonuses. Just give me a few minutes to get to my Switch. FC?
Nathaniel Phillips
I liked your webm stick-user.
Ethan Peterson
But which one first if you're so inclined?
Alexander Walker
SW-4501-1950-9237
Jace Gonzalez
>easiest SR map overall and easiest high tide map are worse than lmao it's high tide enjoy no space at all: the map
Bentley Perez
Is this FC right? I keep getting "Unable to find friend"
Landon Taylor
You must not be that great at Salmon Run
Brody Reyes
I actually managed to get to S+0 on splat zones with just sticks. Clam blitz might be a bit tougher since moving the stick and pressing A at the same time to throw a clam.
Also fuck Rainmaker
Austin Ward
nice strawman kiddo
Hudson Roberts
>house of death >easiest high tide
Bruh
Jaxon Gutierrez
it must be embarrassing using words you don't understand
Ian Jones
Ahh sorry, the last four digits are 9327
Hunter Carter
I stopped replying to him once I realized it was going to go that route and the back and forth would have been a waste of time. Just let him have the win
Lincoln Powell
Ok. Just sent you a Friend Request
Oliver Adams
i literally can't play this game right now holy fuck between the ridiculous lag and the unnecessary buffs to everything annoying in the game this shit is literally unplayable fuck patch 2.2.0 it can go suck a big donkey dick
Jacob Russell
okay, i know weapons play a large role but sometimes there's just something about salmon run maps that you either hate or love depending on the tide so let me see them map loves and hates
>most favorite high tide >least favorite high tide
>most favorite mid tide >least favorite mid tide
>most favorite low tide >least favorite low tide
Robert Adams
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
Christopher Perez
You stopped replying once you realized you had no point. Hard to carry on an argument under those conditions.
Ian Parker
>between the ridiculous lag and the unnecessary buffs to everything annoying in the game >unnecessary buffs to everything annoying >is using buffed weapon
You're literally just mad because you got got. If the same shit happened the other way around (and it does happen all the fucking time) you'd be posting about how great you are at this game. Fuck off.
Brody Bailey
lag harder!
Jonathan Garcia
I can confirm, lost oupost on hightide is worst than what i got on salmonid smokeyard
Asher Hughes
>Marooners >Spawning
>Smokeyard >Marooners
>Outpost >Tied between Spawning and Marooners
Bentley Edwards
acquire better internet
Jacob Clark
I'm a pathetic salmon run addict and I like all maps at all tides so I don't have any least favourites.
>fav high Marooner's Bay, especially if it's wave three and I have the sting ray or bomb rush. Lost Outpost is a close second.
>fav mid Spawning Grounds, there's so many advantages to take with each and every weapon type on this map at this level of tide.
>fav low Lost Outpost, it's not as wide as the others making egg collecting faster and as long as you're smart enough to not try and swim across the grates then this can be one of the best low tide maps.
Nathaniel Walker
You saw the Sploosh up there. You still went up there and overextended. You didn't even attempt to roll outta there, or juke the sploosh. If anything, Sploosh boy should be complaining, you were dead by 8th second.
Nicholas Peterson
Ready to go when you are M
Kevin Cooper
There are many reasons Spawning Grounds High Tide is worse than Salmonid Smokeyard. One of the main issues is the large amount of spawn points across the map. It has 6 or 7 points of spawn for mobs and bosses to funnel from easily getting more crowded than Salmonid Smokeyard. Let's not forget the grated platforms which are already a minus for that map.
Compare that to Salmonid Smokeyard's 3 Spawn locations on the first platform. Bosses and mobs can easily be managed. They literally get stuck on each other at times. The worst possible thing are Steeleels and you'd need multiple like 3 to really pose a threat. The second platform can usually be ignored and only traveled to if Flyfish and Stingers spawn. Frankly only one person needs to go over there to deal with it especially Stingers. And if it really gets bad you can travel across the platforms via squid jump and get to the fan platform to escape to the second platform.
Drizzlers on the second platform can be ignored. The rain distance isn't far enough for it to pose a problem and after two shots they will fly over to the first platform for an easy 3 eggs. Or just shoot the rocket back at them. Going to get the eggs isn't usually necessary.
I can go into reasons Lost Outpost is horrible but I'll just say line of sight is the biggest problem.
Isaiah Bennett
>The worst possible thing are Steeleels and you'd need multiple like 3 to really pose a threat Damn straight.
Connor Harris
Does anybody have the Special Charge Up Berry Ski Jacket? Tanks and you!
Ian Morris
Sure
Noah Hughes
they are immortal this is a fight youve come to lose user
Julian Anderson
what the actual fuck?
Nicholas Powell
no i will win
Carson Lopez
autism
Juan Lewis
fighting fire with fire user, if autism is what it takes then i'll harness all the austim i can to fight this oc scourge on our threads
Hudson Rivera
>laughing squid emoji Is nice, just need the tears
Jose Howard
You're literally ever going to stop it. Theres like three dozen OC squids, and everyone likes having their squid drawn. Creating a squid is a core part of the game.
Keep crying.
Hudson Walker
>keep crying with laughter, these edits are funny to me and it's nice to see how insanely crazy people get trying to defend their oc's
Brayden Wright
He's actually winning, most of the OC squids are gone and only a handful of not that popular ones are left. Even ones like slut woomy who the owner doesn't even post about any more is being carried by other people because he doesn't care. All OC's will die off and this user will still be here making edits of any OC that tries to creep back in
Juan Carter
>he actually thinks this
Joshua Diaz
>implying I don't care kek
Isaiah Brown
What ever happened to "im doing this for fun and am not trying to upset people or get rid of OC's" huh.
I mean we knew it was bullshit, but why drop the charade now?
Kayden Cruz
Anyone got a link to the new direct? The stream still isn't up on ninty's youtube channel
Joseph White
slut and green zip are only ones posted, do you have brain problems user do you only check these threads once a week? all older players when game first came out are not playing much any more so have no need to come here to post. those people created the oc's and will die along with them, why does this make you so upset that i edit inkling oc's?
Jackson Flores
>shit is going great in SR Freelance >having a wonderful time >"have some squid partiers lol" >wave 3 loss
T-thanks matchmaking I was having too much fun anyways
Kevin Allen
>All OC's will die off and this user will still be here making edits of any OC that tries to creep back in Except last time he spent two hours making edits of """"""OC woomies"""""" - except almost none of them were actual OC woomies, he was just taking squids that were being posted in the thread to show off gear, or responding to that drawfag.
So what I am getting is that even posting a picture of your customized squid in this squid game is going to result in that sperg making shitposts to derail the thread.
Landon Long
is this the state of oc creators? can't even read now? i edit because it is fun and other people like them too, defeating oc posters is just a bonus because they get so angry for unknown reasons. why does it upset someone so much just because i make an edit? is that not true autism?
i'm just fun posting, then other people get mad at me. is that not what oc posters do? make fun posts of their oc's and other people get mad at them for it? i'm not one of them, i am not mad, without oc's i would not be able to make edit so as much as i want them gone i also want them to stay so i can make myself laugh more with how silly they look
Evan Wood
REPORT AND IGNORE SHITPOSTERS holy fuck
Bentley Barnes
I like your edits user, they make me chuckle by how weird and warped they look. The problem is that OC posting is a serious matter by the people that post them, so to them you're making fun of their OC's and you're not allowed to do that for whatever reason. So they're never going to accept you, just know there are some of us here who appreciate what you do