>accidentally the new lucio and pharah skin I was away for a while, the update is tomorrow? Already love the new skins.
Evan Hughes
New leaked Reaper
Sebastian Davis
No, Fareeha has no substitute
Nathan Gonzalez
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Jeremiah Rivera
>ordeurs a replica of your beloved fareeha and defiles her then uploads movie to /owg/ Hon hon hon
Elijah Allen
>Jump in spamming "how embarrassing" >Kill some faggot support/sniper shitter while spamming how embarrassing >Fly off spamming "how embarrassing"
Who here, /hot monkey dick/?
Brayden Hall
Can I be a big streamer as a gay furry? :3
Jaxon Perez
>bought Delphine I'm a NEET, so I can't afford her ;_;
Hunter Young
Surprised how no one still picks him. I mean winning is in his name: WINston
Nolan Sanchez
I'll take this one
Justin Taylor
I use the "OH YEAH" voice line, been considering switching to how embarrassing or natural selection
Dominic Rivera
/v/ shitters please leave
Michael Rodriguez
I'd fucking kill you if I had the chance
Ryan Hall
>player death you what?
Jace Butler
I've had people unironically sperg out in chat over me spamming it, it's definitely worth it. Honestly I think it's part of monkeys playstyle, it's to trigger one player so much that they play like shit for the rest of the match.
Charles Jenkins
InternetHulk
Joshua Wright
it's a great way to enrage the supports or get the enemy team to turn on their widowmaker
Dominic Russell
Honestly if I took playing monkey seriously I'd start every engagement off with "the power of science" spam "how embarrassing" throughout the fight and finish it off with "sorry about that"
Eli Morris
22nd for reaper is a pedophile
William Adams
...
Jacob Turner
Less gay than his default.
Ryder Collins
how do you deal with this playful motherfucker, /owg/?
Ryan Walker
What's up with the corruption and sweatshop conditions?
>passive aggressive Twitter bullshit That's not exclusive to Blizzard. I don't get why companies don't police the social media usage of their employees.
Christopher Rodriguez
Reminder that Lena Oxton is small, and cute.
Kevin Jenkins
the chinks dont treat their players as human which is unsurprising
Gavin Bell
Why are people so desperate and eager to suck Blizzard's dick and defend all of their bad game design decisions in this? Say anything negative about Mercy or Junkrat or Hanzo's Scatter Arrow in a match and everyone jumps up your ass screeching about how they're perfectly balanced and Blizzard is amazing and "WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THIS GAME IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH!?!?!".
Hunter Phillips
But why are you playing the game if you hate it so much?
Luis Perez
Probably because you are autistically screeching about it and people don't want to hear that shit. Nothing worse than 2 seconds after seeing someone pick hanzo ingame you hear someone else lose their shit.
Angel Sanders
Probably Mercy mains and friends. I've been in a lot of games recently where I complained about Mercy ruining the game (which she did) and people seemed to agree and were looking forward to the patch
Aiden Thompson
I don't, but I can still point out the flaws.
>hurr autism xD Maybe if Blizzard would stop sucking ass and make the game better I wouldn't be pointing out their stupidity.
Thomas Wood
>think I'm beyond being angry in ranked >5 minutes later rage like a maniac I want to play ranked but it makes me so mad.
Anthony Hall
Maybe quit being autistic?
Landon Cooper
I love this skin.
Landon Watson
The little series of pictures of xQc's face is pretty great.
Dylan Evans
>accept that I'll never climb out of Gold solo >play for fun >throw matches when teammates antagonize me >most of the time still win
Austin Carter
only not being toxic isn't enough to not get that mad in ranked, you have to be positive. you can do it, user!
Henry Allen
yeah adn that's blizzards fault. manchildren yelling into the mic pisses everyone off.
Justin Wilson
esports when
Jonathan Price
we need more
Joshua Allen
>projecting Calmly typing is not yelling into mics.
Chase Edwards
I want to fill luluco with my toxic load
Isaiah Long
like half of these issues are complaining that xqc got suspended for being a retard
Jack Walker
Is there a software i can install on my xbox that will spam voicelines for me automatically?
I swear i always encounter faggot hanzos who are just constantly saying shit no matter how hard theyre playing.
Austin Jenkins
You can keybind voicelines on your buttons.
Jeremiah Rogers
>facebook meme >xbox please leave
Jonathan Butler
thanks actually i never knew that. Ill definitely try it. but is there actual software?
Asher Young
>be positive >start search for comp >match loads there are "visible" differences between the team >still positive >team comp is utter shit >still positive (actually won a lot of match despite the team comp) >get rekt 3 times in a row >still "positive" >team scatters and trickles for the rest of the match >still POSITIVERARUGH >lose badly, lose a lot of SR >calm down, maybe the next one >keep losing another 3 matches in the same manner
Ian Carter
>Hey what's up you guys today I'm going to be showing you guys how to HACK your xbox to spam voicelines in overwatch and troll your team
Jonathan Rivera
>he doesnt use facebook
Shut-in detected
>>Xbox >implying xbox is in anyway inferior
the door is in the top left corner of your browser, if you click the red cross, you will leave. Try it out!
Jonathan Baker
You can remap your pad in the xbox settings menu and yes you can button bind pretty much anything in the game. One voice line and emote is just holding down on the d-pad and using the analog but most spammers bind those to rarely used button, B (crouch) for example.
And many people using KBM converters, they can bind anything to keyboard buttons.
Lincoln Brooks
What if you feel the same problems occur each match instead of blaming the team you face reality and accept that you are the problem friend
Jacob Lopez
...
Owen Watson
Most cosplayers I've seen don't have the muscle tone to wear skin-tight spandex light that.
John Collins
thanks. appreciate the help
Noah Wood
Is Tracer a midget?
Alexander Clark
she smol
Ethan Anderson
>he doesnt refute that hes a shut in
given up have we? at least try to give the illusion that you dont live in your moms basement.
Aiden Kelly
>matchmaking is your fault I don't have problems if people at least try, but people running around like headless chickens in your team a lot of times brings up some questions.
Xavier Cox
...
Landon Young
...
Jace Morgan
...
Zachary Johnson
You are retarded.
Grayson Williams
Well if you put it like that I'm just a cunt. What you say is true, sorry, think I misunderstood your post completely.
Mason Barnes
bully the cunt
Henry Nelson
Very nice
Bentley Cooper
No, she's just really small. She's a about 162 cm tall. Yes, Lena is nicely toned.
Chase Hall
...
Josiah Ortiz
How tall is Widowmaker? She seems really tall
Lucas Smith
173 cm/5'8" + high heels.
Zachary Ward
Taller than Mercy, shorter than Pharah
Isaiah Cooper
hey ebabs isn't shadder2k one of the best ow players in the world? why haven't I seen him in the OWL?
Luis Barnes
I don't get why him, Wraxu and Calvin weren't called up, they probably decided that streaming is more profitable that OWL
Gabriel Rodriguez
not even close
Andrew Rogers
Or they know that getting into a contract with a shit league will fuck them up big time.
Austin Cooper
No, it's either Wraxu or Dafran. Wraxu didnt want to play in OWL and Dafran is banned for autism.
Jason Peterson
>second(?) day of xQc just unironically playing Fortnite
The absolutely fucking state of memewatch/owl.
Ryder Sanders
This objective has my name written all over it!
Robert King
>dies alone two seconds later
Aiden Reed
well, at this point you'll get angry no matter the outcome, so it's better just to give it some time. i'm trying not to be cheesy here, but if you let blizz disappoint you, it's guaranteed that you'll get mad, because fair balance isn't even blizz's priority for this game. I used to get mad with matchmakings like this, but it's because the game and community aren't fair or honest that you can't let it reach you and take an extra-care of yourself. I don't know how far I'm going to convince you, but don't let the lack of will get you and you should be fine!
Jeremiah Ortiz
What, they're still mad he threw a few comp games? While Taimou #freebreivik is allowed to play? lmao
Jacob Gonzalez
>at 2400+ >inexplicably grouped with assholes
Charles Taylor
pat
Chase White
>they're still mad he threw a few comp games IIRC Blizzard banned Dafran from professional OW forever, so guess it's not "owl teams don't want him" but rather "owl teams are not allowed to hire him".
Brayden Jenkins
Who was streamsniping who?
Kevin Brooks
>Throw one comp game and tell a gay person to suck a dick in friendly banter >This guy needs mandatory therapy These reddit doctors are cringe
Easton Powell
>report someone for throwing >teamed with them a few games later >still throwing thanks blizzard
Asher Jenkins
>tfw you get two games in a row with a shit cunt try to queue dodge twice and get get games with them twice again anyway
4 games with that fucking hanzo yesterday i was beyond mad
Easton Sanchez
>in friendly banter If you have to differentiate it, you've lost. Either it's universally understood as banter, or you have assburgers.
Jaxson Taylor
>pre-owl the thread is alive and well >post owl the thread is ded af anytime games aren't on in which case memes skyrocket and for a few hours after it ends waifuposters try to assert dominance before leaving as well >all that's left is salty goldfags whinging
Blake Reyes
>not watching owl with your daughter
Alexander Peterson
got whinge somewhere
Austin Miller
how I picture myself when playing dva btw desu
Alexander Rivera
What if Junker Queen has voice lines where she mocks the rest of the chestlet female cast?
Evan Foster
How would Tracer react?
Isaac Cooper
Oi, thats not fair! / Atleast I dont have to wear a bra!
Asher Clark
>banning the word Free Literally can't make this shit up
Camden Wilson
dafran first started throwing in an actual tournament