>be CHAD on high school >on my way to the classroom >I see a bunch of Stacys laughing their asses off >I go take a look to see what's so funny >see the emo bitch of the class about to take advantage of the ugly blind cunt of the class >of course only an ugly disabled cunt would ever want to be with him, but even he should have standards >I think to myself "there's no way even he would fall that low" >tell Stacy to lay off him, because not even he could be that desperate >emo bitch proceeds to agree, saying he would never like an ugly blind cunt like her >blind cunt runs crying, forgetting her backpack >also forgetting that she is fucking blind so she shouldn't be running like that >she crashes against a desk on her way out >I can't contain my laughter anymore after such a scene, laugh for about five minutes with Stacy and then we all forget about it an hour later
Blake Taylor
>only have 2 quartz now Bros..
Tyler Walker
5 quartz here
Lucas Wood
You better farm the hell of today node because i feel we're gonna have a Rider one tomorrow
Brandon Thomas
The strongest Savanto. Probably tops over Zombees and Ghostos too.
Connor Stewart
>tfw 1 quartz
Hunter Hernandez
That's one way to force people to use Semi I guess.
Ayden Bailey
>you're gonna use seminaris and you're gonna love it Fuck I can already see it.
>can just use a support Semiramis and Berserkers to clear it Yes please
Jason Flores
Happy Valentine's Day ~!
Jaxson Green
Bros should I post the blind pasta on other boards to see what they think?
Asher Taylor
...
Christopher Johnson
Why use Semi when I have Shuten and Jack?
Bentley Phillips
Kiara she's my favorite
Cooper Evans
...
Juan Garcia
Rasputin mostly.
Jaxson Howard
0 quartz here.
Noah Collins
Holy fuck semiramis is actually irredeemable trash
Gabriel Gonzalez
>have all the ST assassins minus Chiyo >my only AoE is Kotaro I mean he's cute and a good kid but he hits like a noodle
Jack Edwards
>>my only AoE is Kotaro Scat? Phantom?
Hunter Lopez
Goetia
Angel Ward
>anti-loli shitters are literally r*ddit Who could've guessed.
Landon Hernandez
delet that
Kayden Martinez
>kiarafags still exist after their complete annihilation Looks like someone doesn't know what we do to Kiarafags around here. I suggest you save for someone else.
Noah Taylor
I usually forget about her but she's not any better.
Isaiah Richardson
Is Nobu standing on a chair?
Landon Lewis
>lolifags now unironically going on reddit to post "proof" that lolis aren't reddit >any look at any Abby thread on reddit gives dozens of replies proving this wrong Two can play this game.
Juan King
But I've been doing that since day 1 to farm faster.
Caleb Brooks
How many chocos are you at now?
Jackson Bailey
>user bitches about AoE not making damage >what about CHRISTINE? m8
Christopher Barnes
I'm already using Shuten and Ibaraki to clear the Berserker node.
Cooper Scott
80k, can this event just fucking end. Please?
Joshua Johnson
More copies of Lostman. If we're talking about new servants then Anastasia and Muramasa for now. the Lostbelt servants looks interesting.
She still hit harder because of better stats and Quick up. Better than nothing.
He also bitched about not having AoE Assassin. Maybe at NP5 Christine can do some decent damage.
David Sanchez
>antiloli fag using flavor of the month character to justify he's not reddit I've seen tryhards fail but this is too much.
Easton Butler
Guys the 2nd half on the last thread was nice so let's not.
Ryan Long
More guro please
Christopher Gutierrez
>complains about him going to reddit >goes to reddit
James Evans
>only 16.500k Choco This is going to take a while.
Why is Phantom's NP Arts again?
Henry Robinson
That's not even close to guro fucking retard.
Jonathan Fisher
17K I'm starting to feel the % increase but no way i'm gonna make it.
Hudson Wood
And people think fujoshits aren't clinical insane
Luke Cook
27,5m I finally got my last choco grail so I'm just doing triple Kaleido runs.
Kevin Davis
Amputee fetish is not exclusive to fujos though, hell you don't even see that much amputee gay shit compared to the usual stuff.
Ian Sanchez
This event is fucking boring. Even Setsubun was better.
Carson Collins
>Kotaro 35.280 >Phantom 27,721
Evan Murphy
>every Archer run drops at least one Gear for me Time to ascend all those Casters (and evil jet saber) I guess
Easton Wood
More tin cans when?
Jordan Watson
Avenger Sarah the Blind when?
Adam Robinson
I didn't say he would do higher damage than kotaro. Well at least he can clear Rider hands.
>evil jet saber Pic related.
Liam Gray
"Artoria is already famous since she's our mascot, so we'll focus on improving lesser servants, she doesn't need it to bring us money" That's fucking DelightWorks for you, everyone
Luke Davis
Gareth-chan
Ian Wright
What do you all think Zelot's moveset is going to look like? Will she be a composite characters of the Hassans like Jannu Lily is of Jeanne, Amastuka, and Bryn or will each of her moves just be another Hassans signature attack.
Lucas Myers
Wtf bros they didn't like the story there should I try on Veeky Forums to see what the Chads think?
Ethan Brown
Setsubun was just as tedious. It's just that this event is lasting a week longer than it should.
Zachary King
>F/SF servants getting it I'm more interested in her NP gameplaywise
Alexander Martin
I think you should just kill yourself
Elijah Murphy
Jeanne Alter: ......
Jeanne Alter: ......
Guda: It's been for a while now... / You've been silent for almost an hour...
Jeanne Alter: Okay, I've decided. I've finally decided. It's not a big deal, it's just sweets after all.
Jeanne Alter: Yeah, once you've decided it's really not a big deal.
Jeanne Alter: With that said, here.
[choco get]
Guda: Alright! / It's chocolate!
Jeanne Alter: Heh. It's just chocolate so why are you jumping for joy, so stupid.
Jeanne Alter: Go ahead, open it and see! And then tremble at this harassment!
[Jeanne Alter face choco]
Guda: Uhm... / A cute choco?
Jeanne Alter: Wait. I told you to tremble from this harassment.
Jeanne Alter: Look, look at this. This is my face. My face.
Jeanne Alter: It's somewhat simplified, but it looks splendid doesn't it?
Jeanne Alter: Yes. And then.
Jeanne Alter: It's natural that you don't want to eat a choco shaped like me right?
Jeanne Alter: Chocolate is delicious, but now it's ruined because of my face!
Jeanne Alter: No way, I can't believe it. You, are you really human!?
Jeanne Alter: Delicious? You say that I'm delicious?
Jeanne Alter: Kh, I'll make you pay for this later!
Jeanne Alter: Also, don't blame me if you get cursed from eating the choco of a dragon witch.
Jeanne Alter: Hmmph! Self-Destruct Big Bang Choco
Jeanne D'Arc Alter's chocolate.
Her luck ran out the moment she was tempted with “Wouldn't it be the worst harassment to make a chocolate with your face in it!”
Even more when she was told “It will be more frustrating for Master the more delicious it is!” so she gave it her all and made it into a very delicious chocolate.
By the way, the one who instigated it, Shakespeare, is now on the run. Time before he is captured and burned at the stakes: 5 minutes.
Grayson Anderson
It should end this friday another week is too much and we'll probably have a 2 weeks rerun of Saber wars
Brody Evans
I never thought I'd need to go find a mobage to kill time until I could play another mobage. This games pacing is a wreck.
Daniel Morris
>NP5 This is the ideal make servant. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Isaac Allen
Oh no that stone man is trying to kill a cripple someone stop him
Carson Jackson
>emocuck SEETHING This is the least you deserve faggot. Everyone should fucking know your story you piece of shit.
Robert Ortiz
>Even more when she was told “It will be more frustrating for Master the more delicious it is!” so she gave it her all and made it into a very delicious chocolate. Is this slut dumb? Cute anyway.
Connor Clark
Fuck off shitposter.
William Collins
More ROMA when?
Isaiah Wilson
I actually post it because of how cringeworthy it is. Everyone acts like a retard, and it looks like something out of a lame western fanfic.
Connor Cooper
Yeah I'm sure the losers at /r9k/ will get him real good.
Leo Sanchez
the cutest
Colton Turner
Are you implying there is something wrong about this statement?
Stop deluding yourselves, Paedofags
Aiden Garcia
>even replying to him This is why we have so much shitposting
Elijah Thomas
She's a 19 year old village girl from the countryside. She's too naive not trust Shake's bad advice.
Aaron Roberts
It's just your usual dumb tsunere acting, it's cliche and common as hell.
Noah Sanders
>Is this slut dumb She's Jeanne. Just instead of having only low int she has low int and wisdom.
Sebastian Miller
>Who has the worst St. Valentine's scene ever? Not necessarily short, rather badly written.
Ian Jenkins
>he thinks I'll stop at /r9k/ That was just a test. Nobody will get him real good anyways since he is anonymous, but he will feel even worse knowing a bunch of people know his story and wishes him death.
Julian Collins
Now go find a reddit post that says "I wanna fuck abby" or some shit about wanting to sexualize her.
If you don't give one until the next hour then you're full of shit.
Kayden Walker
>is this slut dumb? She doesn't even know basic math.
Jaxon Foster
Mata Hari. It’s literally 2 sentences. That’s it.
Joseph Peterson
Put yourselves on her shows for a moment people back then were too busy not dying to the weekly disease
Chase Baker
...
Jeremiah Peterson
Didn't Alter get really good at calligraphy or something. She's not dumb just too busy saving the earth/shitting around with us to learn other shit.
Jayden Bell
I love Schez so much
Jackson Russell
They should redo all the year one valentines for next year.
Hunter Collins
Convince me to not fall for the bait.
Brayden Cox
Nips woke up
Hudson Collins
d'Eon panties
Zachary Moore
I definitely am. I just have to wait till the funds clear from selling something on eBay. I'll be using that money on her.
