DotA 2 general /d2g/

What kind of a parallel universe do you live in, where you get 4 support players instead of 4 mid players in any given match?

follow this step by step guide user!

I've never been to low prio and I'm extremely toxic

Just
>Don't run down mid more than once a week
>Blame someone else before people start to blame
>Beg for commands when you win, I think it offsets reports

What are the chances that Icefrog finally gets rid of the memeback brawling meta we've been stuck with for 3 years before The International?

I don't do any of these things, though.
I get forced against a trilane with two junglers on my team and then they complain about getting dove and dying

that happened to me earlier
>be level 7 TA
>shadow shaman ,earthshaker, and SF come smoke gank my lane where i've strategically set up my psi traps
>kill all of them

*pats head*

I've lost plenty of 2k games with five supports. I pick one first and they just never stop

People below ~4k do not derive any strategic knowledge or meaning from seeing hero picks on either team

>>>Blame someone else before people start to blame
This usually works for me. Once you know the game is over make it seem like someone else on your team fucked you guys over.

This unironically happened to me too two days ago, pos 4 and 5 picked and suddenly rubick picked saying he doesnt know how to mid. And in the end he was forced into mid anyway losing it...anyway
The added trap damage is incredible. People underestimate it too much