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First for breaking reknown's ribs and snorting her ashes!
Don't forget to milk your meido /alg/
I hope you are pleased.
You're alright user.
First one to yank the anchor buttplug out of Vampy!
Reminder that this harlot was responsible for the worst war crime of WW2
user kept his promise of a Hipper thread.
You done good.
only tiddybroads and secondarybait get skins!
also shit not in the game yet
My little cute nazi flowergirl.
A cute bote pic a day keeps the retards away!
Congratulations on the gold SG parts! Helena user will be happy.
Only 102 cubes here, not ready for next event
I can't help but wonder how many nepniggers started playing just so they can get their collab characters. And how many of them are gonna keep playing once the event is over, regardless of if they got all they wanted or not?
Post mayamine fleets
Like a bowling pin
E-chan a cute!
none, the game actually lost existing players
nep shitters didn't even play the game
105 here. With the upcoming minievents plus whatever's at the end of the month I feel pretty afraid.
At least I still have the level 70 gift pack to buy.
Avoid this topic pls. The retard might follow.
More than ready
I can't wait for the chink wearing the cat hoodie. Her upcoming skin is super cute too.
So which new bote are you looking forward to the most? Pic related is mine.
Well done for self control. My collection aurism got me and now I have all those useless nepshits and only 130 cubes.
In the same boat as you are.
Genbu and Byakko
Same I don't know anything about neps but still rolled anyway. Got fucking baited with a JPEG.
Not a new bote but I still don't have Vampy and if they ever included her in the pickup then she's the one Im targeting for.
Vampy should be back by the time the event comes out. Good luck getting her.
Probably a separate pickup in large construction like during kms, silly to not to have when she finally get voiced and have a new skin.
Same, but her voice actor sounds like a grandma.
Thanks user. I hope so.
Yeah that's the one I'm hoping for. I hope they would do it again.
Rolled 60 cubes, got Purple, Black and White Heart, called it a win and moved on with my life.
Tried to get into the game because foxgirl Atago. Couldn't even pass registration screen since it was different from what explained on the "getting started" wiki page and asked me for a number and some other shit after I chose an username and password.
Same I also got those three and didn't care for Green Hag.
Play JP version user
I thought I read Atago wasn't in it or something similar along higher costs for several things.
Try guessing first
Great, another secondary with shit taste to throw into the pile.
Look, I litterally only know the game from rule34 tags. Can't blame me for wanting to get the one character that interests me.
This will get deleted.
She will be added permanently this month
I don't blame you, just stating the fact that you're a secondary with shit taste.
Any ETA? Should I just start playing asap to build up whatever currency is used to roll shipfus?
That was actually the experiment. To see if it they would delete it.
I think it's the next maintenance (Feb 12). Not so sure myself.
I know friend, just betting on the result. What's your bet?
Non rate up SRs are notoriously difficult to pull but since she's a permanent addition you can take your time to get her.
thanks then. I guess I'll get on it and try and gather mats or cubes or crystals or whatever they're called there. thanks a lot for your insight.
At least my taste is not so shitty I have to go and insult randoms to feel good about it.
See if they would get confused and think it's just some candy or some cropped pic to make it look like a tit.
Btw that's Lusty's left nipple
Isn't armor piercing type canons a complete waste for those volley shots? What the fuck who thought this is a good idea?
What do you guys do for your low oil consumption fleets? I need to ration my oil but i also want to farm drops. The only thing I know is that you use fletcher but I'm not sure who goes with her in the frontline or backline. Whats considered the best?
it asks for your chinese id info. Just close out the game and restart. You don't actually need to give them that to register
Don't worry about it mate, it's really just the contrarians. Atago is so fuckin hot you're a fuckin poof if you don't at least want to bone her.
Fletchers only works well in CN or up to world 6 in JP, use retrofitted cassin/downes instead.
oh, ok. guess i'll download both jp and cn and stick to the version i'll get Atago on first.
Everyone's jumping ship from CN, I'd recommend you not start there at all.
Post the picture that made you wana play.
fletcher + Langley/Bogue
Not one in particular, to be honest. I just like foxgirls/kemonomimi in general and noticed she was getting popular
What's happening on CN exactly?
You're gonna love Akaga then.
Also, Atago's a dog.
I just like foxgirls
No go away. We don't want you here.
Thank you for your kindness, I didn't know Fletrcher fleets only worked in CN, I'm on JP. I've never heard of the retrofitted cassin downes thing but I guess i will have to try it out. Who usually goes backline, Just unicorn?
til then, but still. She's a qt. Thanks for giving me another goal tho
CN's getting censored because Mao's ghost demands it.
why would I?
Shoho works too, and cost less than 1 less oil than unicorn
Give me GH already you jews.
Censorship and Feature Removal
Just Unicorn, or you want to try Shouhou
The next mini-event is going to be light construction for SRs. So with only 1 cube needed to pull you should be much safer.
Go back to Touhou. There is also Animal ear mobiles aplenty.
You can't marry 2hus tho. Even if I love playing Utsuho in Soku.
fucking at last!
I can now move to 2-3!
Are you a 100% drop table on EVERY map autist?
Still getting Ayanamis and Jabbers in 10-4
I wish they'd fuck off after world 5.
F U C K R A N G E R
I'm one of them and I'm a casual. Hopefully, I can unlock all the drops before the game closes
not having nep and beru
This is advanced autism.
wrong target, im drunk already
Is there a source on this info? I want it to be true, but I can't help thinking they'll make it event crafting for 2cubes & 1500 gold.
I want to FUCK all the loli destroyers and cum inside their little pussies.
Ark this is getting out of hand.
Not him but I hope so since their is no new botes thats either a BB/BC or a CV/CVL to roll for.
Just scrap her.
does an SG radar per boat allow you to dodge all ambushes? they're pretty fucking annoying now
Effect doesn't stack, only use 1 per fleet.
Scrap that bote.
Why is only one? They also give evasion.
Un birsin Azur Lane ya fonda fun ca con pani? Biges?
Unless you have collection autism or unlock all drops autism this game isn't for you. There is also Autists who like ships. For animal ears there are better choices than this game.
see a costume for Aurora on Twitter
luckily it's HMS Aurora, not SN Aurora
Thankfully I get to be a special snowflake for a little while longer at least.
What kind of SEAnigger language is this?
My sentiments exactly
Not even google translate knows what the fuck you are trying to say.
What language is it?
What do I need for event extra? Min/maxed everything? Is there any guide for that?
how about two autoloaders?
You raise a good point kind sir.
yeah as in the reload speed stacks or yeah as in they also do not stack?
Use the Beaver Badge or something then.
Stacks. Reloader gives stats and thus using two adds twice as much.
Only effects don't stack like the heal from toolbox or fire resistance from extinguishers, stat increases stack.
thanks for helping me stop confusing my self
I'm saying only use 1 since they want to avoid ambushes. If you want evasion, there are other equipment that give higher evasion and HP instead of accuracy which is pretty useless in PvE.
Oh, what gives higher evasion than the SG other than the beaver badge?
Steering wheel and the camo paint
3 CVs for the boss node if you want to get rid of the bullet hell that BH and PH churn out. I used Lusty/Unicorn/Lexington and Pudding/Aniki/Ayanami kai.
Time your airstrikes so that they get rid of the bullet spams, and get rid of GH ASAP if you don't want your backline getting raped.
There are no purple versions of those though.
Even with the cap at +6, they give 17 evasion which is higher than the 15 evasion of a +10 Gold SG.
And? If it's evasion you want then those are your choices. They both give more evasion than the SG Radar and as mentioned accuracy is worth nothing in PvE.
You can stack 2 SG Radars if you absolutely want that accuracy for whatever reason, but have fun with getting those purple plates while those other two require none and are piss cheap to max.
higher rarity! = better tho
Alright, thank you. I thought SG would be worth it for the accuracy but if accuracy is worthless then I'll use the blues.
When you hear her voice.
Comfy reset Nowa~
Toot is poop.
How will toot ever recover from this humiliation?
I want to toot toot's poophole.
medal shop rotates from Sandy to Prinz Eugen
Wow a whole month of shit
Me no hablos espanol
That's not spanish, though it does resemble it. I still have no clue what it is.
I bet it's pinoy, they're SEA spics.
Fuck off retard.
Tried shooting down a kamikaze boat at the bottom side while ramming another kamikaze boat at the top side but failed to destroy either of them. I should have committed myself to destroying only one and this wouldn't have happened. Just like what they say "A shikikan that chases two kamikaze boat catches neither".
leveling my fluffy ears
"Last they give me 3d5, and now this slut."
- Your another bad luck player
Are you planning to buy any skin? I kinda want to get St. Louis' but her face looks a bit weird, I prefer her normal art.
Que? Por favor amigo? Estoy stupide?
I don't have gems but if I do I would get sluticorn too.
Changchun if I can get her in the gacha.
Lewd Unicorn is best Unicorn.
Is this the new themed skin? The "no panties" costume theme?
Doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
The name is the worst part of her.
And while her outfit is cute, considering her name literally means "long spring" I don't get why she's wearing clothes that thick.
It's pronounced Choushun-chan.
I call her Nagaharu.
ching chong chang chinese sounds like they have a dick in their mouths
In Japanese, sure. I'm pretty sure Changchun is how you read her name in Chinese.
I wish reading names would be that easy.
Spring in Manchuria is pretty cool I guess?
Respect my queen
Kunyomi sounds better than the onyomi here.
Nah, doesn't sound good at all.
Seeing as we already have Shark and Sharklet, maybe just Tiger is good enough.
Nothing can supersede Akashi nya For your insult the price of skins will double nya
I think I'll just call her Commiecat.
As it usually does. I'm not saying it doesn't sound better, just that I wish reading names didn't involve guessing. And that's not even thinking about the ones that are meme tier, like if the kanji and reading have absolutely nothing to do with each other.
Maybe get that artist to draw you instead of the monkey that hates knees.
Your queen has good fanatts but I wish she didn't have the flesh color fang.
Even the nips are onto Saru's knees.
Well, that's just how nip works. I don't like the sound of her chink name so I use the japanese reading that suits me, until she's voiced and says it herself.
Akashi has been BTFO nya... Akashi will raise the price of communist skins to recover nya! Capitalism always wins nya
on 2D these fangs are cute.
2:40 filled me with joy at one point.
Vampy for sure. Maybe Unicorn and St. Louis.
Everyone except shitago.
Hope you have prepared some shekels, it'll be 4500 diamonds nyaa
Come on Akashi, both you and me know it won't go higher than 3500.
/alg/ now full of shitposter
discord actually getting better
Bye, nice to know you guys.
Fuck you thats my wife Kasumi
SG, help everybody get what they're looking for today!
needing to announce yourself leaving this place
You sound like a massive faggot, I'm glad you're leaving. No, you're not getting this (You).
missing Black Heart
thought it was over since there were so few days left
finally got her after the reset
What's better on Akagi, the mikasa flag or another catapult?
costumes aren't free
Why the fuck is EVERYONE missing Black Heart and only her?
Dodge the obvious bait guys
I have 3 (THREE) spare Black Hearts that I can trade for 1 (ONE) Green Heart. Place your bids.
I had 2 Black Hearts before Purple Heart
does this mean you'll stop shitposting about the rates now nepnigger
started on saturday
managed to scrape up enough for 40 free rolls
3PH, 1WH, 3BH, 1GH, 4 Noire, 3 Blanc, Vert, and Nep
Holy fuck this game is generous
Seems like White Heart is the one that I've seen more people missing than anyone else. Or maybe they're just more vocal about it because her rate up is over. But I don't see nearly as many people talking about missing Black Heart.
Careful anons since you might attract the spirit of the retard.
Yeah the game is generous. All these babies crying about they didn't get what they want are either lying or have E rank luck
Im only missing Green Hag but I don't care about her so I'm saving my cubes now.
I got four black hearts during white heart's rate up before the latter.
My dad works at yostar and he says the SSR that will drop in next event's maps is San Diego.
Big if true.
Hey hey, you know that cancer team that everyone proud of? yes, that cancer... I beat it with my random noob team and never even lose once
You lost me, is that the cancer or the noob team?
Shhh, don't reply to SEAbabs
Cancer most likely to be bongfleets
It's midnight there so SEAposting would be minimum
I wanna hug this cat
That's a Taiga.
Horry shite I might shell out shekels for Fuso and st louis
Remember to clean your monitors.
not cleaning them with alcohol (beer)
It's like you don't know the anything about sanitation
Good news for you m8, Fuso is free.
shittiest skin is free
You mean those retards that use DDs for their front lines?
You can clear that shit with a bunch of CLs or CAs since DDs are squishy and lack the firepower to destroy your bullet sponges in a timely manner. They fart some torpedoes every 30s or so, your main caliber takes only 10s to reload and deals comparable damage, but with much greater accuracy
This meme isn't really catching on, you should think of a better one.
this meme isn't catching
Yet a good chunk of players fell for the DD meme. Go play some PvP before sourcing information from your ass.
Glowworm is strongest DD. Every DD fleet should have one!
Ok, there's something very wrong.
I have 6 (SIX) GH , i would gladly trade 2 for 1 of your BH because i'm honestly thinking this nepgacha is rigged.
2 for one
Don't listen to this user, I'll trade you my 4 spare GH for one BH and I'll even throw a PH as a freebie as well.
I trade with 1 BH with:
3 Buri mk2
1 (one) Black Heart.
You won this time good sir.
I have 3 (THREE) spare Green Hearts I would love to trade for your 3 (THREE) spare Black Hearts. If only it were possible.
Is it confirmed? I fucking knew that one would be free, it's shitty and for a shitty character.
Could be worse, we could be getting a skin for Oklawhoma.
Don't even joke about that. Which reminds me.
Threadly reminder that all Pennsylvania class, Renown class, and Nevada class ships are garbage and shouldn't be posted by anyone not autistic.
Agreed user, keep up the good work.
do you have this portland's .png? or link?
Still getting used to the game and after a couple of sloppy missions about half of my ships are grayed out and have a screwdriver icon blinking on them on the mission map thing. Are they gonna regen over time or did I massively fuck something up?
I was just editing them. The artist of them didn't make any png's so I had to crop and clean them up myself.
I want to protect this smile.
Oh whoops, I missed a bit of white there. Hold up.
Does an A rank prevent you from getting gold equipment blueprints? Asking for a research paper.
ohh nice and thanks!
There we go, how dumb of me.
you're the best user, bless and SSR for you
Anything for Portland and her sister.
If Indie died in an accident, would Portland snort her ashes?
Portland's far gone, but not in that direction.
how does one give shekels to these guys
my jap ios account i can't pay money from since i don't have a jap credit card and you can't transfer ios balances
It's full of radiation. If anything she would take her ash and turn it into a diamond so she can keep her forever.
what is that yellow button some ships get access to in the equipment screen?
it changes the equipped items to another set?
Isn't that the skins button?
Hey I'm not saying she would kill Indie herself, but you know if it ended up happening would she snort the ashes to be with Indie forever or some shit like that.
What if we just gave her the urn of ashes already, so she doesn't have to incinerate her herself?
I'm a dumdass and fumbled about how to take and post a pic for like 5 min
It's the one right beside the torp
That's the skin button.
well okay then
the entire non-Nepfag AL playerbase only knows Vert as "that collab girl who is more Ark Royal than Ark Royal"
Unicorn is a big girl
flatfags still don't accept that this is her canon size
does their delusion ever end?
8k pics of azur lane
i see i am late
falseflagging to stir up shit
Learn how to falseflag without being found out immediately, faggot
and that's only on booru which is a part of fanart
i bet it'd feel amazing to cum inside of yamashiri's socks.
Does it count as bullying?
It's not if she enjoys it
Mine went prinz, warspite, 3d5, prinz.
can't fuckin believe this shit. only one half decent bote in four rotations.
Buy Japanese iTunes gift cards
I guess I will get unicorn, don't care about the other botes in that line up.
go to gaybooru nigga if you can't handle titties bigger than yo peahead n shit baka
Flatfags BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
That's quite rude, user.
Toot is a poop
Des Moines class CAs to save the CA hull type fucking when?
But Portland already saved CAs.
Mogami class when?
i want this dumb purple bitch but i dont know when shes rate-upped
I've got bad news for you, user.
Why is she sweating?
Implying they will give the neps any attention once the collaboration is over
I have bad news for you user.
150 cubes spent
3 dupe Green Heart
This is such fucking shit. At least when you roll for something in the gachas with shit rates the stuff you get is almost always useful. I literally just threw out 150 cubes and a bunch of gold for nothing.
but muh medals
Fuck off I have enough medals.
Not sure, but I think google play money is usable internationally, so if you make a google play account in an emulator, get a google play card and add it to that account you can buy through the shop that way
Theoretically anyway, fuck if I know if it works
Fun Fact: Chances of not getting Black Heart in 150 cubes is 18%
Lol then play FGO if you like shit rate so much
Why does mikasa have her hair hidden behind her back, her enemy SD shows more of her long hair.
What? Her SD has short hair also.
You're rolling for fucking Neps. Enterprise and Illustrious are the most "useful" things you're going to get. If you're bitching because you can't get every single boat you want, you aren't going to get that in your precious games with shit rates either.
BTFO once again. How will toot ever recover?
She won't because she takes more damage than her sister.
Not her SD, her enemy SD that you face in maps.
Can't say I noticed, post a picture of her enemy SD?
I think you mean Hiei.
Mikasa doesn't show up as an enemy.
He's probably talking about Haruna
How many fire extinguishers should I get to +6? I'm actually kinda running low on blue aux plates
I met a fleet of Jintsuu and AyaKai with total 12k overall strength, I thought it's easy since I have HMS meme, but wow my fleet got wreck'd instead. What the actual fuck? People says HMS meme is a thing but then why I can't even beat IJN meme?
Two fleets worth if you're like me and hate the shit out of world 9+ BBs.
What were you running on your frontline?
At least 6 for everyone in the backline because fuck you, Nagato and Haruna.
You don't HAVE to get them to +6, all it does is give a slightly higher HP value.
Kisaragi is my wife
This, enemy team had Tirpitz + Akaga & Fubuki + Jintsuu + Ayakai
Seems IJN meme is more reliable than HMS meme, I need to get jintsuu right now.
If you can't beat torp autist central with a bongfleet on a completely auto mode you're doing something wrong.
Relying on torp boats in an auto mode
Yeah, good luck with that.
They said IJN team are bad, but I myself has encounter many of them for several times as well and always lost, even though all of my ships are equipped with a gold equipment.
IJN meme is the new meta.
no more cubes
don't have Black Heart yet
Equipped with gold
Best BB guns are purple
I see the problem.
Dude, she's like, 6.
Please don't bully the toot.
You got a torpedo bulge equipped on all your CLs right?
I want to
hold toot's hand
I want to
toot toot's toot
Oh, that's haruna? The color scheme seems quite similar. Though now looking at it, the horns confirm that it's not mikasa.
evens keep farming for doggo dupes/my last gold torp design
odds try to figure out how to mayamine efficiently
Toot is so useless. Can't do anything without her sister. Even with her sister she is still deadweight. All she knows how to do is to toot and be useless.
Other than the Black and hair color she doesn't resemble mikasa at all. She doesn't even have her robe.
Welcome to the mayamines lad. Take a seat, you'll be here
illustrious is the most useful thing
They are dupes and so they are useless moron.
if you are bitching that you don't get everything you won't in worse rate games
Except that the generous rates of this game have set getting everything to be the standard. If you're not getting everything all you're getting is a bunch of useless dupes. The fundamental problem with getting everything being the standard is that it makes succeeding in getting everything less satisfying since everyone else has too, makes failing to get everything even more upsetting than conventional gacha failures because you literally get nothing, and kills diversity because everyone gets everything and thus everyone uses the same ships.
The problem is that as a collection game being a gacha is just shit. The gacha on kancolle is much less impactful, and new ships are generally obtained by farming them. Kancolle has it's own issues, but it's system is generally better off than ours when itg comes to event ships.
it makes succeeding in getting everything less satisfying since everyone else has too
Why does it matter what botes other Shikikan have, in a game that's almost completely single-player?
Game doesn't screw you over enough normally so it's shit.
Is it SEAmonkey shitposting hours already?
People need to feel special in everything they do or it robs them of their sense of accomplishment.
What's that thing called when your entire game lags and then your entire scout fleet gets instantly destroyed by one attack?
you disgusting me
you disgusting me
user confirmed for liking hairy armpits but feeling bad about it
So this is Stockholm syndrome.
"time for phone upgrade"?
using Gold BB guns
F2p here. Got Toot, Mikasa, Graf, Z46 and all the neps except GH since I dont like her. Gacha is fine. Played kancolle for atleast 2 years and I still don't have Yamato, Musashi and Bismarck. Taihou's the only one I've got on the LSC. Also playing KC is almost like a gacha since everything is RNG. Did you know there are many players that wasn't able to get Iowa because they weren't lucky enough to clear the final map's last dance? They fucking ran out of resources since it's fucking decided by rng.
Just go back to your games with superior shitty rates.
I told you niggas before that my torpedo autists weren't a pushover.
Don't underestimate massively buffed torpedo walls.
Bongs can still wreck them with bad launches. if they decide to fire all their torpedoes on the bottom corner then they'll lose to the reliability that is bongs.
dont force your sick fetishes on others
Equip upgraded Torpedo bulges on your Frontline. This is what both the nips and Chinks say to do.
I don't like bulges on any of my botes.
WHen's the next maintenance? Can't wait to try this so called Tier 0 Portland.
Then get fucked.
Torp bulges also help against torp memes.
Put a beaver badge on Portland OR another equip that increases her evasion and speed.
Only ships with bulge are Cleveland and Z1.
Sorry Javelin. This beaver badge now belongs to someone else.
I really don't get this back row botes that has a secondary CL/DD gun. I never fucking see them fire it anyway and the allahu akbar raids just wipe them like world trade center. fucking shit
They're smaller BBs so they can't equip bigger guns. Mikasa is pretty good at the boats of peace daily though.
Equip the ones with 60 range. The left edge of your screen where the kamikaze boats explode and do damage is around 45 range.
Hello guys, I'm from the future. I'm afraid the future isn't bright. In 2020 they ran out of ideas for innovative ships to add to the game, and so they added some dumb ships like the titanic and her lifeboats (yes the lifeboats are their own ships). Worse yet, they all came out with skins (even the lifeboats), but Queen Elizabeth and Warspite still don't have any. I'm hoping that by coming here to the past and warning you all, we can manage to change this terrible future. Godspeed anons.
You fool, your coming back to this time was what caused those things to begin with. You've played directly into their hands.
Nothing of value was lost.
Now they know they need to hire artists for the titanic and all the lifeboats, and it's probably saru.
Well lifeboats don't really have leg room so no knees is par for the course.
no leg room
Here's a thought: Let's have saru draw them with no legs
I hope we get redraws for saru boats using a better artist, what a waste.
I just tried to imagine an Enterprise New Year's skin in one of those same dresses and it felt so wrong. Enterprise really does have to be fully clothed after all huh.
I can imagine it, but she'd also be wearing a jacket and a hat.
I imagine her wearing nothing but the hat and the jacket
I imagine her wearing nothing but the hat, but she's wearing it as if it were a jacket.
I imagine her wearing nothing at all and just covering herself with the hat
You're a waste too and no one's complaining
I imagine her as the hat.
I imagine her as the eagle
I imagine the eagle wearing the hat and jacket with enterprise on its shoulder wearing nothing.
I imagine her as the Eagle wearing a jacket and hat.
I imagine her as the eagle emblem on her hat.
i am an expert on titties and i can affirm this is safe
then why is it deleted HUH?!
they are a scared creature and you startled them
Obviously you are not. The post got deleted.
But the eagle is Frank Jack Fletcher.
Please don't. You'll attract the histfags.
You don't have to wear a Qipao for CNY you know, i expect her to wear some sort of Eagle costume like Changchun's tiger pelt
Posting a chibi bote walking on a green nipple
posting three eagles in one image
posting children in lewd eagle cosplay
that leg exposure
A Phoenix/Vermillion Bird motif would probably work great as an Enterprise outfit. The only flaw being we already have a boat literally named Phoenix who should probably get such an outfit first.
Her default outfit is already perfection. Just get that damn flight deck out of the way so we can figure out if she's wearing heels or not.
What did he post?
Wait why was this deleted? I went on the archive and I can't see a nipple no matter how hard I squint.
IS THAT A
who /buyingofficialdaki/ here
Someone said it's a nipple. Maybe the mods saw that post and assumed it is. Or they maybe just that good at identifying nipples
He posted Kent.
Wheres the lewd side?
But is it actually a *censored* or just a misleading cropped pic?
It had her chests out in full view.
Doesn't seem like it's from the same artist.
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
IS THAT A NIPPLE
I'm not sure why all these tests are taking place but please continue.
DON'T SAY THAT WORD OUT LOUD
THERE'S INNOCENT KIDS IN HERE
fish and chips
she has a spoon
Oh my silly queen
Is posting actual pictures of crap against the rules just like nipples?
Mods delete this scat please.
If this got deleted because of nipples then this should also get deleted?
There weren't any nipples in the deleted picture.
Renown a shit
All the SSR neps are tier 2~3, dunno about the SR ones.
Thanks. What happened to Portland Kai that makes her into tier 0? Is she that good on real history?
AL doesnt really care about real story, that's Kancolle and WSG.
Portland got like 16 stars or something stupid like that IRL, ingame she's just a very beefy wall of stats.
I really like this gorgeous piece of art, thanks for sharing.
anywhere near Memerlin
Not even Jin2 with two Ayanami Kais is that good desu.
You lost me from Wichita onwards.
Holy fuck acoustic torps are a way better investment of plates than normal ones.
Auditorium fucking when?
When the neps go away. When the neps leave, we shall be given great gifts of Portland Kai and auditorium. So it has been written in the holy document.
Which boats would agree to snort the other ship's cremated ashes with you? Besides Nicholas.
You could probably trick yuudachi into doing anything.
Is there any reason to use Vestal over Akashi? Akashi's skill just seems so much better
If you already have a bote that boost frontline reload speed such as unicorn since they don't stack.
If there were a map in the future where only the frontline takes meaningful damage, you could make a very survivable frontline that could possibly auto it by just combining Vestal + Phoenix. As for right now though, you're usually better off with Akashi, although Vestal isn't bad.
Future proofing is never a bad idea.
St. Louis would totally snort some ashes. She even has an opium pipe in her Valentine's skin, so she's clearly not opposed to trying new things.
Sorry, I have a policy of not taking advice from edgy shitposters. Maybe when you're no longer 12.
I'm still surprised how a thread about a cute waifu collector attracted ban evading autists that want to brutally murder characters they dont like and smoke them because 420 blaze it bro.
I guess reality really is stranger than fiction.
It must suck to be this buttblasted every day. You should try snorting some ashes and chill.
At least their posts get deleted when people report them because not even the mods like their shit so there's that
Report them and move on. Lords know why they keep pushing their shit here.
Same reason all shitposters post their offtopic shitposts on their generals of choice, they can only interact with other people by shitting on them and attempting to ruin what others like.
You'd think some of these people would have better things to do in life but clearly not.
lol they don't though
When people report them, not when a couple guys bother instead of filtering it or ignoring it.
There are billions of people on this planet. Even if the gacha rate is 0.1% you will still have over a million ash snorters
They also delete pictures that aren't even NSFW though, who knows what they're up to.
That user deleted it himself because the replies spooked him and the following posts are just meming on him
there are people this spineless in this thread
Mods crack down on NSFW pretty harshly. Even if the posts only got 1-2 reports, if you posted something slightly NSFW then you'll be taking a forced vacation so deleting it yourself is the safe choice.
Then half the shit posted in this thread would be deleted. Bans don't work anyway.
I want to get high on meth with Nicholas!
I want to get high on meth with Nicholas, and then when she passes out later after going out of control and taking too much of it, I want to throw her in the furnace and collect the high quality ashes!
Where does nicky get her drugs from?
Me. As her shikikan, I provide her with the hard drugs she needs in exchange for sex. Considering the doses she needs by now, she's basically my sex slave at this point. And she loves it!
It's not slavery if it's consensual and in exchange for a service, that's just beautiful capitalism.
Where does SKK get drugs then?
I'm done with this boring event and save cubes for the next event, it doesn't really matter even if I didn't get all of the collab ship because they will ended up unusable and replaced by newer ship.
I'm glad the first collab is nepshit, both stats and skill are pure shit, not worth. I hope the devs learn from this failure and make collab event more challenging and worthy.
It was a success though.
I hope your fleet is stronger than your English or you wont be able to clear the extra mode.
Maybe this should be a thing. Respond to people who ask questions and give perfectly valid advice, and then throw in a bit at the end about snorting ashes just to make them throw a hissy fit afterwards.
not all of us dedicate our lives to ban evading so your dream was flawed from the start
some of us have this thing called a life
I think we should leave them alone my friend. We could both learn to mutually accept each other and coexist. If they don't like what we're discussing they could simply not engage and visa versa.
some of us have this thing called a life
bunch of avatarfagging boatgame ecelebs
Yeah. Just report and move on. Throwing a fit just fuels their faggotry.
How do other boats even compete?
instead of a valentines event we get chink shit
Probably having both at the same time, valentine would be just do 7 days of daily quests which reward one of the valentine skin.
Vampire's the only one that doesn't scream chinkshit even if she is wearing a chink robe. I doubt we'll get her skin for free though.
trigger happy reporting
when this just started this thread because retards kept posting nsfw pictures as "test"
Brought it on yourselves champs, the mods are probably monitoring this general now.
My cute wives!
Cleveland wedding dress soon (2019)
Just thought I'd let the reporters know, if you counted all the posts that said "ashes" in them, I would probably have made the most of them, and yet the only time I ever got banned for a day was for posting Eldridge.
Ignore the haters ashbro.
Meanwhile I got banned for calling NTRfags cucks in a hentai general discussing NTR for being off topic.
gotta love the mods.
/alg/ is dead
Don't give attention to the reportards.
What's this game? I looked in the FAQ in the OP and got no answer so what's this game?
It's the designated shitposting timeframe so yeah.
Ching chong chan, ding dong dung.
the minievent to get Nadejun will literally be "press one button and get lucky"
Imagine Pokemon had a gambling aspect to it and instead of Pokemon you collect ships.
Maybe I should post nipples again
It's a chinese mobile SHMUP with a vaugely boat related theme.
Hello Ignacio it has been a while.
Oh, I don't think I'd like that at all. From the OP I was hoping it was a multiplayer cute girl gardening simulator.
Have fun with your shipokemon. Do your best.
cute girl gardening simulator
I know I say this in a general about anime girls pretending to be warships, but I don't think there's a market for gardening games with anime girls.
But cheers. Sorry the game isn't what you were expecting.
I would 100% play a gardening game with anime girls
, gardening mama for the DS is one of my top 10 games of all time.
It's more that I was looking for a unique take on a farming simulator with cute girls being a bonus.
Have a good night user.
Ching Yang and Chun Lee sat at a business meeting and thought, "How do we make a kancorre crone that actuarry rets us ealn mole levenue whire not making the prayerbase quit", so they took kancolle, added gameplay to make it more engaging, and made the freemium aspect a much more important part of the game.
I don't think there's a market for gardening games with anime girls.
There's always a market for cute girls doing mundane everyday activities.
Replying to the obvious garbage collection falseflagger
I remember demolishing my little sister in cooking mama. Good times.
Looks interesting enough I guess. Curious about the event'e mechanics.
Flower Knight Girl
this dirty siscon is going to become the best CA in the game soon
She isn't already?
Fair enough, I can't actually think of any CAs I like more than her as far as character, and that's really all CAs are worth right now anyways. So I guess she's just becoming even more best?
So I guess she's just becoming even more best?
That's completely right.
Now we just need a retrofit for Indy so I'll ever get to use the pointing Portlands I cropped.
Portland retrofit coming out and i still dont have a fucking gold 203mm SKC
Too bad we can't field out the 4gods all together in one fleet.
tea party puzzle minigame
4 gods's arcade minigame
What's next /alg/?
Your bote being a prostitute isn't anything to be proud of pal.
THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ANIKI A CHINESE DRESS
I want to give aniki a good dicking!
I don't want my lovely Queen wearing any dirty chink clothes anyway, but I swear if the next event doesn't give my Queen a skin so help me I'll
complain a little bit and then continue as I always.
Off with her head!
I need extinguishers, toot me friends.
SG, help user get all the fire extinguishers he needs!
How do you not already have a million extinguishers lying around?
They come from blue boxes too and there's no purple version of it. Sure, you're guaranteed to get blue items with a purple box, but you should still have had plenty lying around.
Don't tell me you scrapped them all before you knew they were useful.
The queen would never change out of her royal regalia you peasant.
Thanks Helena, got 'em.
I just never got a lot even when opening purple/blue boxes as newfag. I got mostly drop tanks and fuel filters.
Dead game and thread finally
Bongfleet spinoff manga when?
it's the middle of the night for the US, dinner time for Japan and fucking noon in the EU, it's the deadest of dead times outside threads populated by filthy NEETs
Hood actually wears pantyhose not stockings
oh it's even better
I already clear the extra though, I've cleared world 10 and got jintsuu, extra is nothing to compare to 10-4. FUCKING BORING
Yeah, many faggots such as nepfags bite their bait to buy gems for the skins and cubes. It's a big success.
But it's prime SEAnigger hour.
that just shows we don't have as many of those as the falseflagging american shitposters want us to believe
Reshitelniy's outfit in china
her hair color is different with no other changes
But why? For what reason would her hair color be different?
Also 長's simplified form looks hideous
It's just different lighting.
muh extra is hard
What sort of tiny ass phone are you using, user?
Do you even get anything for 3*?
So my cubes are safe right?
muh extra is hard
Not even surprising considering what people like to use for their front nowadays
I neglected grinding upgrade mats so I can't do this shit only because my gear ain't +10 :/
what front line you are using? maybe that's my problem
my main fleet: enterprise/unicorn/illustrious
my front fleet: javelin/takao/belfast
Portland is one of the purest botes in the game.
Get the meme polearm out of there and replace it with a more capable ship.
No. 2 of the 4 will be crafting only at a later point.
with a more capable ship
like? Cleveland so I can deal with planes faster? or something else?
She is. She can't show any self restraint.
Not that I love her any less for that.
Here's the fleet I used. Most of them are using +6 gear.
literally holding a stickbook of her sister in her hands
what AUX you use for your front line? toolbox and antitorpedo things for maximum tankiness?
trash, like most DDs.
Use Prinz Eugen or Hipper instead. Myoukous are also good choices
I didn't really pay attention. I'm too lazy to fuck around reassigning gear so I just stuck a beaver badge on pudding and called it a day. I didn't bother with extinguishers.
If you don't understand Portland you don't deserve her.
you'll never suck aniki's dick
why go on living
We did a good job avoiding obvious bait from the retards in the previous threads. Don't wanna start another f2p argument.
Remove Takao, get Aniki in there
More wedding skins when
We've always been able to field 4 gods though.
I wish this game had better optimization, playing this on phone is annoying
nep collab finally over next week
I WANT HER
My little commiebote can't be this cute
Now I can't decide which one should I buy
Buy both limao
so this answers my question. The unicorn is indeed alive
I wonder who's behind this post
do you have others?
Why isn't this cutie voiced reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Time to pay akashi a visit
My future wife sure is cute.
if you try to upgrade your buildings without having neither the sufficient amount of money nor the required commander level the game will first tell you to get more money and redirect you to the jewcat before it even tells you that you don't have a high enough commander level
I mean I knew I couldn't construct it yet, but imagine the poor souls who bought money from the jewcat and then still couldn't upgrade their buildings cause they lacked the level for it.
What's the point of fleets?
As of now, literally all that fleets do is act as a guild chat. You can talk to people in the same fleet, but there is literally nothing else to it.
My (for now) solo fleet works well as a crafting log.
SR rates are 2%
Maybe this won't be that bad.
fleets are for checking out who is the luckshitter in the room
Hiei cv : Eri Kitamura
9 hours maint
Nice, I am asleep during it.
blah blah minievent for the red haired chink, I'll check the details later
two of the chinks, including the tiger, will be time limited light crafts
Yat Sen(?), Aurora, and Vampire added to the crafting pools
Prince of Wales and Atago added to the heavy crafting pools
Ning Hai, Ping Hai, and Portland remodels
new furniture in shop
skins and all that, including costumes for Ning and Ping I think
voices for Thatcher, Chicago, Dorsetshire, Benson, Vampire, Arethusa, Galatea, Edinburgh, Hiei, Oklahoma, Maya(!), and Maury
new voice lines for Portland's remodel
a login bonus in the form of a valentine's present(?)
HMS Aurora permanently in crafting pool
Can't wait to get her.
I wholeheartedly await the day "CV: 早見 沙織" shows up.
no rate up for Aurora
Niizuki voice where
I don't have cubes
Just do your daily light construction.
Buy cubes you know you want to
Ning Hai, Ping Hai, and Portland remodels
My BPs are ready for this
Ning Hai, Ping Hai, and Portland remodels
Prince of Wales back permanently
Really hope I can get her, or get spooked by her when I try for Washington. Wanna try some burger memes.
Who is this?
Loading Screen Girl.
KMS rerun when
Tfw missed Graf
Your botes were loading screen girl all this time.
USS William D. Porter
Okay some details:
event (quest?), beat some monster in (presumably, as was teased in the earlier tweet) a retro-style arcade minigame to get Bujun
you'll get 5 runs at it per day other than the first day which gives you 10
likely some kind of skin-esque daily event questline where doing stuff during the event gives you rewards, can be found under the Event banner and when you do stuff you can tap an icon and get a reward, either diamonds or money (chosen randomly)
8th clear(/task? I dunno) gives you Anshan
some kind of gift shop bundle that has something to do with pledge rings, hopefully a discount or something
Ning Hai and Ping Hai's Festival skins will be available in the skin shop until the 26th
new skin voice lines for Erebus, both of Vampire's costumes (the new one and her wedding costume) and Prinz Eugen
the valentine's gift you will receive from logging in will be from your secretary(!) - must be at commander level 15 or above to receive it - you can only receive the gift once (not sure if this means it's one time PERIOD or if it means once per secretary ship, but presumably the former)
Someone will no doubt make a more detailed and less overview-y translation of the patchnotes at some point but for now this is the hot scoop and basically everything relevant. Anything I left out is just minor details or stuff nobody cares about.
Ning Hai and Ping Hai's Festival skins will be available in the skin shop until the 26th
You win Akashi, You win.
SG, help everybody get what they're looking for at reset!
Ning Hai and Ping Hai remodels
still haven't gotten Jintsuu let alone started working on her remodel
a total of 31 gold, 52 purple, and 56 blue blueprints required to get them all
tfw have 26 gold BP but no chinks or jintsuu
Shut the FUCK up Helena.
we get chink CL remodels
CN doesn't get Ayanami remodel
The city of China.
their government is on a crusade to censor every game made in China
The city of China
A-at least we still have level 100 lb0 ships.
And core data.
do daily light build
Thanks for cursing me, you little shit.
Not a curse, it's a blessing.
Do the discounts go up to 90%? Think this is the highest I've seen so far.
tfw that was me yesterday
Tiem to make CA's great again.
Not getting Ayanami remodel.
Must be hard not getting the one remodel that makes DD's relevant again.
some kind of gift shop bundle that has something to do with pledge rings, hopefully a discount or something
Guess I'll hold off on those rings I wanted to get a bit longer.
You are welcome, baka shikikan.*
Being rude to my second shipfu
I hope you will gonna swim in crafted 3D5 from now on.
Alright lads, I'll be back in a bit.
But threads good right now, it hasnt gone to literally worse than /gbfg/ yet
still haven't accepted one true language that unified mankind through mobile game
What the shit, the enemies are over the level cap?
Some anons were complaining about the game not being challenging enough for them so there's your reward
Where can I access the story or event story again so I can use OCR+google translate on them?
that's a new one
Is that saru?
Aren't you excited for World 11 and it's enemies which will surely to be 110 or so?
Straight from her Pixiv.
Saru doesnt draw R18 so she's 100% a girl
Cygnet's artist draws r18 and claims to be a girl.
Never seen saru draw shit that doesn't look goofy.
Maybe they are girls (male).
Its not like all girls refuse to draw porn, its that a great deal of female artists draw really lewd stuff but refuse to draw R18 for some reason while male artists are more open to a nipple slip here and there or straight R18.
What is this about a reset
I began playing literally yesterday
Dailies reset at 0:00 JST
Arethusa and Galatea voiced
still no voice for Sims
Just got done with nep crafting
Right into limited chink boats
Oh just give me a break here
Then you aren't looking very hard because she never draws silly stuff!
Do the chinks only have like 3 artists?
So the event is about beating up some land monster from chink fable? Where's the histfag outrage?
They're probably the only japs that are willing to work with chinks.
he doesn't reset his account every day
Later tonight when they turn the general into school shooter general
Z46 eating pizza
Wow this nameless onahole stole my last pizza slice, I'm going to have to punish her
I thought it was against the rules to post cheese pizza (cheese pizza)
that's the first one user, calm down
Post Jintsu farming fleets please.
Another artist jumped ship
I was panicking already
I'm really loving this touhou copout
Remember when this general wasn't filled with newfag nepniggers who are so triggered by /his/posting that they actively try and bait arguments so they can ""beat histfags""? Good times.
You're the only one that seems ultra triggered about neps being here and in game to stay
Maybe you histfags can defend your hypocrisy instead?
So how many months until retards stop getting triggered about Neps existing and deal with the fact they'll have to see them in game forever?
what's the problem? the single place you will have to look at them will be MAYBE in the ''pvp'', and there you can choose your enemy, and even look away when fighting
And in other people's fleets/screenshots if you decide to be a social person and discuss the game with other people.
Personally, I never argued against having neps in the game, since I don't care about them, but I don't think I can change your mind about me being "ultra triggered".
What hypocrisy though? It's a game about collecting cute girls yes, but the girls are themed after WW2 ships, I'm sure a lot of people here are somewhat interested in the subject matter since the whole WW2 ships as girls thing was probably what got them into this game in the first place. I don't see a problem when they discuss ship histories, especially since it can usually be related to certain ships' skills or stats. I do acknowledge that the /his/ autism around the time the nep stream started was out of hand and a lot of shitflinging happened, but this whole "/his/ isn't welcome here" mentality is dumb. Most of the ""histfags"" have stopped shitting on the neps too, why do you guys keep shitting on them when they try to talk about ship histories?
Most of the ""histfags"" have stopped shitting on the neps too, why do you guys keep shitting on them when they try to talk about ship histories?
That's easy, because most of the "nepfags" dont really shit on the history people or other players but its important to build a "us vs them" mentality on people so the thread stays shit until king shitposter wakes up and derails the thread so hard you'd believe you were in /b/.
I wonder who could possibly be behind that.
I guess that would explain why they keep going "muh histfags" when no one's even mentioned anything /his/ related.
Considering how shit stat/utility wise Nep botes are they will disappear soon enough only to collect dust at the docks. But why would you be triggered by them?
I guess I could understand the HDD botes since they literally have nothing bote related visible, unlike the non-HDD neps
Same reason why there's chimping about "muh histfags" and "muh nepniggers" at nearly the same time. If you hate two things then what would be better than make both of them kill themselves until only one is left?
That doesn't sound comfy.
The game isnt particularly hard outside of like hard mode events and world 9/10 so its not like there's anything stopping you from using your favorite boats for whatever you wish.
Leveling isnt exactly hard either considering you can just send the huge exp expedidtion every 12 hours and have them 100 by doing basically nothing too so one could have them leveled and bring them to anything you want because you wont really feel a difference between taking Cleveland or Purple heart for your daily clear missions anyway.
That's true and I will be doing that too but was more aiming at the PVP part as that is the only place where you see other players botes, assuming he scrapped his own Nep botes already..
Yeah and what I mean is that it wont make everyone stop using them so you'll have to inevitably see them in other people's screenshots, backyards and home screens.
I personally plan on leveling them and using them too even if they're shit because their performance isnt really going to bother me until I start needing mlg strats for world 10. If their shit performance wont stop me from using them then a couple autists certainly wont make me stop either.
Comfy days are over
The only way to pretend we're comfy again is to get a filter and toss popular keywords that never ever get used in a positive light or in ontopic discussions.
What will she do if you take away her cola?
what will you do if she takes away your pc?
Vent my frustrations with some JAVelin booty calls because she's always up for it.
anyone got the current tierlist?
into your heart
My shipfus > your shipfus > everyone else
SS: Enterprise, Cleveland
Rest: Don't bother
right there *unzips dick*
Birsin nadute con foti un cacapo...
Do you have the vampire one?
I've been playing for a few months pretty casually and just got Vestal, I had no idea repair ships were even a thing, are they ever worth using?
Yes at max level they make your fleet have a max of 7 ammo instead of 5, and and they do a lot of healing, Akashi moreso though generally.
They are also okay with ashes.
No, not really.
Maybe until really later on but if you're a casual player then you most likely wont ever field one.
You're better off just duoing maps with two overleveled ships if you're just a casual player. If you bring two fleets of two ships each then there's literally zero reason to bring a repair ship.
what is cheaper/ stronger? 2 ships of 100 lv or 6 of 70 unLB'd ships?
2 ships will always be cheaper because there's no way you can make an entire fleet cheaper than 2 overpowered carry ships
Evens keep farming doggo dupes despite all my usable ships for it being lvl 100 now
Odds go back to 4-2 or some shit to powerlevel a couple new botes
first floor only levels up or it also increases the mood at the same rate of the second floor?
Floor 1 has:
Morale improvement (40 per hour, 50 for married botes).
Passive experience gain
Furniture coins and hearts randomly generated
Floor 2 ONLY provides morale improvement.(50/hr - 60 for married botes)
thx, that's exactly what I wanted to know, I would assume the moral boost on the first floor works even if I have no food, right?
What's your cheapest maya farming fleet
I'm using around 35 oil for my trash fleet and 50 for my boss fleet
Is that perhaps too much?
I read that the radar is not stackable, does that mean 1 per fleet or 1 per 2 fleets?
1 per fleet
Can't tell you. There's reason not to have the backyard fed at all times. I imagine it still gives you the morale boost though, you just take a very heavy hit to experience gain.
LINE UP, MAGGOTS!!!
wait you can field a second copy of a ship as long as they're not in the same fleet?
this changes everything
Presumably he just has one of them retrofitted. Yamashiro's class changes when she retrofits so she technically isn't the same ship anymore after it.
i finally got ayanami after 3-4 months of playing
yes, you can
even one retrofitted and one not, we still can't put 2 in the same fleet
What if we get a cameo with WoWS?
How about we don't.
only if we get free shit for linking our accounts or something
Only anime stuff has a chance of getting a collab so the chances of that happening is near zero
Now open your wallet to buy my skin nya.
Would it be weird if I have an aniki in each fleet?
Why is Belfast in Shadowverse?
Caring about obvious bait gatcha. When North cape event and USN event are coming.
Just skip it. The new destroyers won't have a high torp stat.
Skip collecting in a collection game
Why even play?
I'm legit sad I can't get any nep ship asides basic nep.
Is there anything that can save my collection later on?
Collab characters are not part of your collection % so you're not missing anything.
Not a part of the collection that I wanna collect.
I see I will always have a hole to make me company
Which nep furniture had the moving crane?
There won't even be a hole, if you don't have any collab characters then it just doesn't appear even in the collection tab.
Sometimes you have to prioritize and I would prioritize Washington if I were you.
I already have nep, noire and green heart
I want more weeb bitches
Even in Collection games you still need to prioritize user. If you didn't waste a bunch of cubes on the nep event then it's fine but if you did then you should skip it. Unless you want to whale.
only really want Blanc from this event
get White Heart then Blanc immediately after
Good because I literally have no cubes left.
less than 10 posts per hour
Burned 360 cubes, stopped after my 6 GH
in a row and still 0 BH
Sure rng is rng but that's ridicolous even for my terrible luck.
still no purple heart
can't clear extra
Washington doesn't look cute.
I'm too busy having fun and fapping to my waifu
They look like they're in pain. Is something wrong with them?
Because shit like that can happen is why you shouldn't fall for bait gatcha like this mini-event.
Washington is plenty cute, you cur.
Im just replenishing their fuel tank.
She may possibly be cute, but she looks like a whore dyke.
Too short, I wish mojarin create more of it
And the former Ruskie ships are little whores filled with STDs.
you shouldn't fall for bait gatcha like this mini-event.
I've spent more cubes in this single event than the all the events combined, never again.
At least they look cute.
I like oyari's artstyle.
Eyes closed and you can barely see oyari's trademark pointy chin
This is actually really good from him
I'm conflicted. I'm happy he's doing AL but at the same time I'm disappointed it's not more delicious elin stuff.
What you are going to quit the game? Or are you saying you aren't even going to bother saving anymore? I mean I guess user.
So does Washington.
So does Washington
Wrong. I'll give you that she looks fuckable, but not cute.
She's plenty cute especially in mannerisms.
Most of the time Oyari's sex scene turns me on. Don't know how to explain kinda like it has more substance? idk it just speaks to me most of the time.
You are 100% Australian, am I right?
Source? There are a lot of Unicorn doujins.
Are you literally retarded?
Chinks don't use the -chan suffix either. I suppose the closest equivalence would be chang chun-mei.
need one last phoenix
don't wanna farm world 4 because I don't need any of the drops
world 5-1 costs me 50 oil per battle but it gives equips
nep stage is the easiest one but it doesn't give any good stuff
It could be worse, your nose could be gushing blood.
At least you don't have to lick a sweaty man's asshole for 2 hours. Imagine how much worse it would be if you had to do that.
Sooo... How is it like?
I wish I could reach my own asshole
At least you don't have to snort your own boat wife's ashes out of a fat sweaty man's asshole for 2 hours. Imagine how much worse it would be if you had to do that.
Out of the boats being added next maintenance, which one do you want to fuck the most?
All of them at the same time.
From my sweaty asshole?
Why can my danger level only go up to 16% instead of 20%?
Does Portland count? Cause I want to do her in front of Indy
and then do Indy in front of her
Snuggly sex with tiger loli.
new thread when
new titty boats when
It's not even 750 yet you subhuman SEA monkey.
yes it is