I want to be a strong boi in DaS2, how can I have the most fun? I already want to use the Bastard Sword, but the Curved Nil Greatsword looks interesting, maybe Stone Twinblade.
Connor Hughes
>having to find all the Loyce Knights >alone
Jeremiah Collins
Did you remember to use your Pale Tongue on Mommy Rosaria's cunny today so she rewards you with head pets and pretty jewelery and rebirths?
Ayden Roberts
All props to Mr. Geranium
Ian Roberts
where's my remaster miyazaki
Leo Harris
Recommend me some executioner fashion in Dark Souls 3. I don't want to be a generic edgelord looking dude, I want to look something like a male Executioner Miralda from DeS but in DS3.
Carson Robinson
I used her soul to get Bountiful Sunlight
Grayson Gonzalez
Dark Souls maps are really tailored to one player. Making it an MMO would mean more shit like big empty fields and more flat/rolling landscape, like various swamp and forest levels in the games, and I think that'd be a shame because the nicely made maps are something that quite often sets Dark Souls apart from other fantasy games.
Blake Thompson
>get invaded >fall off a cliff
Leo Rodriguez
so anons i live in a third world country dks2 in my country is like half my salary there's any crack where i can play online
Dylan Powell
Found it. Apparently I'm supposed to jump from the cliff to land on a root. Any way to remove the fucking angels, through?
Caleb Sullivan
delet this
Xavier Mitchell
Kill the pupae... things. It's hard to miss the first one. The last two are fairly hidden.
Parker Baker
There still would be enough dungeons made in the way you want. Imagine world with big areas like Woods or Swamp for MMO and dungeons with bossfights like normal DS zones. And of course more cooperation bosses like Midir and properly balanced pvp with arena and shit.
Ethan Perez
The pupae? Without spoiling, can you tell me if it's near the Earthen Spire bonfire? I'm pretty sure I already inspect the entire area, but I mostly tried to shoot that faggot down.
Eli Rodriguez
Dude, its been dirt cheap, dont be such a rat
Jordan Gray
The first one is before the drop off to Earthen Peak. The last two are past it. Hint - One is high up, one is much lower.
Jacob Perry
Happy Valentine's day /dsg/!
John Reyes
>Invaded by dark spirit Artorias
Jonathan Morales
Okay, thank you for the vague hints. I'll inspect the area until I find something suspicious, then I'll know what to look for.
Aiden Howard
Happy Valentine's day to you too
Chase Russell
>he's wearing the fallen k***ht set
William Green
Kill the weird pupa things.
Check the roof near where you find the desert slut, and underneath the second bonfire. There's two.They look like this.
Jeremiah Phillips
Wow. doing a DEX-INT hybrid build in Das3, and for the first time ever I'm literally just pumping VIG/END/DEX, as opposed to leveling DEX/INT evenly. I'm only SL33 at Farron Keep, but I'm absolutely devastating everything. I can't believe I was such a fucking idiot. I just looked at my last build, which was a shit STR/INT build. SL80. VIG was at 22, END at 20, STR at 25 and INT at 28. no wonder I was so shit.
Caleb Flores
>Mound Makers get instant invasions >Rosaria's Fingers get instant invasions >Sunbros get instant coop >Aldritch's Faitfulls can't even fucking take a leak break without taking off the covenant item >blue sentinels and dorkmoons die of old age
Why don't they just fucking balance the summons or at least just fucking add a blue orb so you can invade as a bluberry?
Hudson Gray
>Get invaded >Hide/run away until a blue gets summoned >Alt+F4
Lincoln Nguyen
What I want to know is why there's two blueberry covenants. You could have one be the invading blue police covenant, the other be the babysitters, but they both function exactly the same. It's more worthless than the Way of the White/Princess Guard
Christian Phillips
>>Aldritch's Faitfulls can't even fucking take a leak break without taking off the covenant item >take off the faithful badge >2 seconds pass >Invaded by Aldrich Faithful K**htKillaBoi Anor Londo is fucking crazy when you hit the sweet spot
Thomas Gutierrez
They shall remove Way of Blue covenant completely and make Blue summoning automatically when someone invades a host
Mason Johnson
What the fuck What if I don't want a blue in my world, handing out free estus to all of my enemies?
Noah Miller
Anyone need a drunken coop phantom on PC?
Carson Sanders
Just make all bluefaggots help each other.
Ethan Edwards
you dont live where i live taxes make this game price go 300%
Isaac Jones
Then they can introduce some item which prevents ally spirits to appear in your world which should be used in a similar way to dried finger. It's reverse psychology - people are too lazy to equip that Way of Blue covenant, if they make it opposite - you "automatically" are in Way of Blue unless you decide not to be there much more people wouldn't use that item and be "invaded" by blues.
Jaxson Jenkins
Brazil?
Chase Nguyen
Well, how much does Ds2 goes for in your country? Can't you just buy it from steam? Hell, you can even buy the game for like, 2 or 3 tf2 keys which are worth like 2.5$ each
Unless you're living in memezuela or one of those african places, i cannot fathom how shit it must be
Jose Diaz
No pretty sure it's almost impossible to play mp on a cracked version. Either get "rich" or settle for singleplayer.
Andrew Harris
>Invaded by dark spirit Guts
Bentley Clark
I wish Sorcerers got more better utility spells aside from weapon/shield buffs.
Joseph Nguyen
>want to make a one-armed Artorias build >no idea what to actually do with the character besides co-op Aldrich and maybe Midir
Justin Smith
DaS3 covenants are so fucked and disappointing >Way of Blue fucking nothing but portable summon sign >Blue Sentinels and Blades different covenants, but Sentinels don't get their own leader or rewards >Fingers is fucking nothing >Grape is the only new idea >Fuck all NPCs: Yorshka, Hodrick and Leonhard are pretty much the extent of it, and Hodrick is fucking nothing. All other covenant leaders are corpses or rocks. Having red golds is kind of nice though I guess?
Landon Parker
SOURCE OF THAT RIGHT NOW user
Jeremiah Jones
>Bloodborne >has the Butcher set which would be perfect for a Miralda/Maleralda cosplay >game isn't set in medieval-y times >invasion system sucks dick so noone will see your cosplay
>Dark Souls 1 >you have the Sack and raggy fashion >you can use a whip to mimic a noose and an axe for the weapon >the shitty red phantom aura ruins your fashion
>DS3 >has essentially Miralda's Guillotine Axe >no proper fashion to go with it
Parker Cooper
hello my fellow negro yes i live in south america not just in south america i am a fucking brasileiro
Angel Jackson
I think I probably destroyed the first one by complete accident, the first angel doesn't spawn anymore.
Jackson Mitchell
What are the painted worlds in reality?
This little nigga told me that they always do this shit of burning their world and rebuilding a new one that's better than the previous one, he added "unlike those retarded outsiders".
This means everyone on the outside world fucked up but they found a way to rebuild their worlds through painting?
Thomas Robinson
They're paintings user. Magic paintings that house a pocket dimension.
Liam Allen
iirc when he says "the people outside" he's referring to the people literally outside his house who're rolling around in their own feces instead of burning the shit down
Jaxson Baker
>i am a fucking brasileiro >huehueheueheuehe >kkkkkkkkkk >porra >macaco >banana Fuck off you disgusting subhuman monkey, animals like you should stay on the jungle or getting killed by real humans.
Angel Watson
The Darkmoon life has its perks, I guess
Colton Gonzalez
user, literally LITERALLY Its been $6
Are you telling me you can't get 6 dolaridoos in your account from here until next sale?
Isaiah Roberts
What is your choice for remastered?
Nolan Cooper
Praise Papa Nito!
Landon Kelly
user this is a meme i dont know why people still stick with this shit when i am playing international servers i always have more problems with peruanos also i never saw one brasileiro say brbr in the last 5 years
Jonathan Adams
Darkwraiths, obviously I'm going to give Gravelords a chance this time around, though
Jayden Martinez
>tfw no Painted World ending where you say "Fuck Off" to the Ages of Fire and Dark and instead make the Painted World a safer place to live in.
Leo Taylor
are you farming for DMB on an int build?
Colton Roberts
when is next sale
Carter Bennett
Be honest, how much of a Priscilla waifufag are you?
Adam Ramirez
>problems with peruvians I see you play dota not league
Robert Martinez
Gravelord just because release will be the best time to do it.
Connor Torres
Just grinding out the Darkmoon shit because I've never actually got the Miracle achievement before
Wyatt Williams
Horace's set is literally Executioner armour but I think it looks like shit. For an executioner hood you could try Slive Knight hood, the Pyromancer blindfold, the Ringed Knight head dress, or the Thrall hood (but people might think you're trying to meme instead of doing a fashion if you wear that). You could also wear a mask, like the Exile one or the Jailer mask. Clothing wise there's a fuck load of raggedy and black clothes. I'm sure you could mix/match and come up with something decent.
Nolan Thomas
league is shit
Matthew Perry
Not much. I just like the idea of there being a refuge for those who don't want to deal with the bullshit of the Gods VS Humans malarkey.
Grayson Foster
In about 18 hours, you'll probably get it at 75% again, you have no excuse
Nathan Gomez
If it's worth buying I'll make a necromancer cosplay and go Gravelord. I'll also go and buy a bunch of cracked reds from Kaathe so I can invade if I feel like it.
I'd quite like to do Princess Guard but it's really disappointing. It doesn't have any rewards and people can't tell your sign apart from that of any random joe, so it's not more eye catching like a Sunfag sign.
Wyatt Wright
If I kill Sister Elfriedey inside her chapel does that mean I don't have to go through her boss fight????
Jordan Thomas
Anyone else unable to connect to the DaS 2 servers?
Eli Lee
>finally get summoned as a blueberry >just as i spawn i see " DUTY FULFILLED" >''Phantom FuckYou has returned home'' >Get fuck nothing in return
Well, time to wait another 40 minutes for a "Invasion timed out" message
Noah Williams
Okay motherfuckers give me a quick rundown on the demon's scar, what makes it so special? why people says its good and fast? it is good on PvP?
Liam Powell
No she just >*teleports away from u*
Connor Gomez
Are you retarded?
Jeremiah Jackson
>why people says its good and fast? Well, its pretty good, and also quite fast.
Juan Richardson
1). It serves as a catalyst 2). It allowes you to have an additional ring since you can skip sage ring by carrying bellvine in offhand 3). With that said, it's R1 comboes into Black Flame, you can R1-Blackflame for guaranteed 40-50% of enemy hp. 4). It is curved sword and has fastest slash animation. If used right you will stagger enemy faster than he hits you allowing you free Black Flame. 5). You can still shit out CBV and Fire Surge on top of that
Christian Moore
>TFW you will never suckle on mommy rosaria's tits while she pats your head and fall asleep erect
Charles Roberts
You realize it only affects NG plus and beyond right?
Forest Faggot and Darkmoon. Princess Guard covenant is fucking stupid because they're just like, Sunbros without any offensive Miracles.
I'm also gonna countertwink in the Undead Burger and Paris.
Connor Taylor
So on PvP this thing will be op from what I can gather.
Luis Phillips
>Sunbros without any offensive Miracles That's the point though. They're supporters, not fighters. Though that shouldn't stop you from using weapons and offensive miracles like Emit Force and Lightning Spear.
Wyatt Cook
I know its just a remaster and not a remake, so they won't change anything, but they really ought to roll the Princess Guard into the Sunbros. It really serves no purpose. You get access to two miracles, and literally nothing else.
Jack Turner
Fooooound yoou~
William Green
>Slave Knight Hood, Ringed Knight hood Good suggestions, I'll look into those.
Horace's set isn't shit but it's a fucking Bazuso cosplay, I'm trying to be an executioner who beheads and hangs traitors to the King.
The exile mask was an immediate thought but I'll try to get more of a hood look.
Man, the Butcher set in BB is so good but BB online is so shit.
Logan Bennett
Okay these bosses are getting really ridiculous. Friede was already a pain in the ass, but she had the decency to die quickly. That guy has so many HP that my strongest weapon only takes away a small part of his HP.
Grayson Jenkins
Yeah, but when I heard "Princess Guard", I got excited for a covenant that would actually guard the princess but instead it's a super pointless covenant on it's own especially in a game where host can have 20 Estus to heal their phantoms with.
Christopher Perez
Hey, you can get this baby and break the game with pyro build
Blake Bell
It is, if you use it properly. It's S+ tier but requires some skill to use since you are not allowed to trade blows with anyone, especially ultras
Julian Scott
I might try a magic run later, that melee only run is a bit annoying.
Luis Foster
It sucks, but what can you do. Besides, at least they aren't the Way of White.
Brandon Butler
>Summon two phantoms >Complain that the bosses have lots of HP
Blake Diaz
Crucifix or Dragonslayer Swordspear??
Elijah Roberts
For one, it works like a Pyromancy flame.
Isaiah Williams
You know, in a sense, blueberries do fulfill the part of protecting the host, i mean if you're a mound maker, you only need to kill a blueberry and another phantom, in the worst case 3 phantoms
In so, by being killed by a mound maker, the blueberry is indeed protecting the host from him
Lincoln Torres
Crux is like 10 times stronger, this weapon is really broken.
Lincoln Perry
Is >Cleric Set >Claymore >Silver Kite Shield some kind of meme set? I keep seeing it
Hunter Flores
Dragonslayer Spear. Not the gay ass swordspear used by the nameless dragon fucker, the one used by Smough's buttbuddy.
Thomas Kelly
It's the only way to have a 2H CS R1 and fire surge available at the same time, two safest moves in the game.
Ryan Harris
>You realize it only affects NG plus and beyond right? people will get to NG+ within a day easily, and online play seems to be fair game for changes so I wouldn't be surprised if eyes of death affected NG worlds this time around.
Carson Morris
Don't listen to that guy.
What the crow meant was that instead of persisting in their doomed, rotting world, they set it aflame, wiping the slate clean and creating a new world. Whereas it's the opposite, but analogous, in the "real" world outside the painting.
Instead of letting the world fall to dark and wipe the slate clean, they keep living in the age of fire, which, as we can see, is causing all kinds of shit to fuck up.
Josiah Ward
try black knight weapons, they have bonus damage vs demons