>News Team Love won the latest US Splatfest! Sloshing Machine Neo is available! Sub: point sensor; Special: splat bomb launcher Pearl & Marina Amiibo available soon! New stage, Goby Arena available soon! New weapon, Dark Tetras available soon!
mandatory frog post of the thread, no need to thank me
Leo Brown
BASED A S E D
Joseph Nelson
# Hunter. I can see it now. >Be Hunter Spaghetti >See super depressed green Woomy in a beret >can’t be having no sad woomies on my watch >sneak up behind her >”SURPRISE!” >use patented friendship hug to cheer her up >aww, her screams of joy are endearing
Adrian Rodriguez
>bringing old arguments to the new thread >thinks the frog is mad S E E T H I N G
Andrew Reyes
Which main should I keep between Run Speed Up and Respawn Punisher?
I main charger, but I like to play most weapons from time to time
Caleb Morgan
Vertebrates that are not birds or dolphins are extinct in splatoon. Go away.
Owen Green
absolute anally annihilated
Hudson Morgan
>being this mad
Wyatt Butler
RSU, respawn punisher is ass.
Zachary Wood
Reminder that this is /ink/s mascot by unanimous vote.
Tyler Martinez
7 more years
Eli Anderson
>the frog >implying it's only one person with how much it's happening it's at least 3 people or something
John Taylor
>Now they resort to 'U Mad' It's almost as hilarious as you failing to win the splatfest.
Liam Anderson
You have no idea
Ryan Sanchez
Nerd would try but probably get rejected for being a shitty forced squid
Lucas Lee
Does anybody have the Haunt White Baseball LS? Thanks in advance!
Oliver Hernandez
There's a smug pepe of the Splat1 Woomy but I can't for the life of me find it.
Jace Edwards
I like nerd though
Austin Ortiz
Just make seveal loadouts for different weapons. Some weapons like chargers work well with punisher but not RSU (chargers), some work well with RSU but not punisher (small arms), some work well with both (Splatlings) and some with neither (.96).
Austin Walker
I don't get the joke. I wanna be in on it
Thomas Hernandez
Nerd Woomy is the female Orion, even if she isn’t a permavirgin like Orion
Brayden Howard
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Charles Bailey
of course not haunt is shit now
Luke Wilson
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Jordan Watson
dont bully the nerd
Jeremiah Thompson
No, the pepe joke
Pepe is cute, and NOT a nazi!
Lucas Nguyen
During the US splatfest, someone was posting (with Pepe images) about how they were throwing hundreds of matches with friends so team love would lose. People kept screaming about /pol/ but he was actually lying.
Ethan Morris
Pepe is dead, and that's canon.
Benjamin Jones
Pretty much just shitposting and getting people's (you)s
Thomas Roberts
that's not as funny as I thought it was
Aiden Gonzalez
>Pretty much just shitposting and getting people's (you)s Isn't that just the goal of Veeky Forums?
Adam Wilson
We can atleast all agree that Ho-hos are the official snack food of /ink/ correct?
Jonathan Collins
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Ryan Evans
those are swiss rolls
Luis King
It’s pretty low effort. Someone could at least do something funny like lewding special again.
Nolan Lewis
>The Nazi frog posters are still here. >Nazi frog posters are so burthurt that they're still feeding me (you)s. The good guys triumph in the end, always.
Jack Taylor
Yeah that's why Hillary lost
Nathaniel Long
oooh, got em
Liam Ortiz
Your weekly reminder that ironic /pol/posting is still /pol/posting.
Ayden Miller
And we can all say Thanks Kier
Brandon Thomas
>Worst girls both got slapped with love to prop them up with a guaranteed win Oh no no no
Jason Lee
I don't get this meme either
Isaiah Collins
Someone draw Special eating these, in a cute way.
Ryder Powell
While getting a BBC
Elijah Mitchell
Kier drew Special woomy in the nude, and someone commented that "Her no-no spot looks like a ho-ho"
Isaac Barnes
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Mason Lopez
>BBC at the start of the thumbnail >both Special and Orions gf getting blacked in the screencap
Jonathan Ward
so where can I get the full size image
Ayden Thompson
>stickers on her helmet I like that detail, can we keep it?
Austin Williams
It's canon now
Lincoln Thomas
That wasn't funny either
Ethan Collins
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John Stewart
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Ryder Baker
SO PRECIOUS
Nolan Nelson
It isn't. It's not true. Stop lying, filth. filthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilth
Bentley Long
Special woomy hugging salmonids too hard! Special woomy crying when the salmonids get splatted! Special woomy finding more salmonids to hug too hard!
Jeremiah Harris
Why? I think it’s cute that she covers her helmet with stickers. I bet she’d love pasties
Angel Ward
She had to put a band-aid on her no-no spot because it hurt
Jayden Bennett
Do you have to help her with her no-no spot whenever it’s that time of the month?
Samuel Perez
>filthy BLACK on my team >does the least amount of work really boodles my noodles
Ethan Smith
Which woomy has the cutest feet and why is it nerd
Julian Clark
The only way to make this non cannon is to either retcon it and make new cannon or break the space time continuum and starting over
Jayden Nelson
t. nerd
Everyone knows Schoolgirl has the best feet, ask Orion
Evan Morales
Maybe if you started posting here in 2011.
Ian Campbell
>any woom but lemonade
Eli Reed
>Break the space time continuum and start over I think I know someone that can do that.
I've been here since 2009(?) and it's been all about shitposting. The (You)s only count now because of the plugin that shows them, but the premise was always the same. I also managed to get an entire ISP banned on Veeky Forums.
Chase Phillips
Lemonade might like feet, but that doesn't mean hers are the best or else she'd spend all day sucking her own toes
Matthew Ramirez
I guess you're right. That must mean stacy's are best.
Asher Morris
shitty forced meme woomy
Christian Bell
Nah, just easy access because of Chad
>thinly veiled attempt to get Lemonade to notice you Nice try Nerd
Thomas Martinez
>I also managed to get an entire ISP banned on Veeky Forums. (x) Doubt
Ethan Long
>Nazi frogs in charge of having money win >ever And those against money don't need to conspire with a hostile foreign power, like the Salmonids, to win. LOL
Hudson Morris
anyone wants to SR?
Samuel Young
He's smalltime, /m/ had a shitposter that was so persistent that moot just IP banned his entire country to stop him.
Tyler Diaz
Nah my guy, lemonade loves stacy toes. She is her bff after all
Jaxson Allen
>I also managed to get an entier ISP banned on Veeky Forums.
Grayson Garcia
>still posting this shit
Jordan Sullivan
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Andrew Flores
>every time Money comes up it loses
Weird
Thomas Parker
Sure Sendarum
Tyler Parker
great the room is open
Samuel Clark
That was the catalyst that got the ISP banned; People of /v/ just mass-spammed moot's mailbox using the same words that /m/ used (Notably "insufferable") and Moot more or less told me "Yeah, I don't want to deal with their spam, so I have to give in to their demands and just ban you the only way I can." You probably also can't use that name on /v/ anymore without getting banned, unless notmoot cleared all those filters.
James Hall
If money is so great then why is there no money2?
Aiden Ross
cunny
Luke Walker
I'll join for a bit
Dominic Murphy
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Nicholas Watson
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Brayden Powell
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Jonathan Ward
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW
Cameron Russell
Based
Christian Green
Real talk, i don't even play this game. I'm just here to shitpost.
John Walker
Can I join too
Colton Mitchell
Out of all the slang terms for vagina something about the word cunny just makes me frown up in disgust
William Fisher
For me its the one that gets me rock hard basically instantly