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>News
Team Love won the latest US Splatfest!
Sloshing Machine Neo is available! Sub: point sensor; Special: splat bomb launcher
Pearl & Marina Amiibo available soon!
New stage, Goby Arena available soon!
New weapon, Dark Tetras available soon!

>Wiki
splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>Big S2 gear & weapon lists (contains unreleased weapons)
leanny.github.io/splat2/
leanny.github.io/splat2/newgear.html

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
loadout.ink/

>List of possible main abilities for gear from Splatnet so far
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

>League weapon usage data
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=255836450

>Add your FC to the list of FC below:
docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

>List of FC:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

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>Laughing at nazi frog damage control.

mandatory frog post of the thread, no need to thank me

BASED
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Hunter. I can see it now.
>Be Hunter Spaghetti
>See super depressed green Woomy in a beret
>can’t be having no sad woomies on my watch
>sneak up behind her
>”SURPRISE!”
>use patented friendship hug to cheer her up
>aww, her screams of joy are endearing

>bringing old arguments to the new thread
>thinks the frog is mad
S E E T H I N G

Which main should I keep between Run Speed Up and Respawn Punisher?

I main charger, but I like to play most weapons from time to time

Vertebrates that are not birds or dolphins are extinct in splatoon. Go away.

absolute anally annihilated

>being this mad

RSU, respawn punisher is ass.

Reminder that this is /ink/s mascot by unanimous vote.

7 more years

>the frog
>implying it's only one person
with how much it's happening it's at least 3 people or something

>Now they resort to 'U Mad'
It's almost as hilarious as you failing to win the splatfest.

You have no idea

Nerd would try but probably get rejected for being a shitty forced squid

Does anybody have the Haunt White Baseball LS? Thanks in advance!

There's a smug pepe of the Splat1 Woomy but I can't for the life of me find it.

I like nerd though

Just make seveal loadouts for different weapons. Some weapons like chargers work well with punisher but not RSU (chargers), some work well with RSU but not punisher (small arms), some work well with both (Splatlings) and some with neither (.96).

I don't get the joke. I wanna be in on it

Nerd Woomy is the female Orion, even if she isn’t a permavirgin like Orion

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of course not haunt is shit now

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dont bully the nerd

No, the pepe joke

Pepe is cute, and NOT a nazi!

During the US splatfest, someone was posting (with Pepe images) about how they were throwing hundreds of matches with friends so team love would lose. People kept screaming about /pol/ but he was actually lying.

Pepe is dead, and that's canon.

Pretty much just shitposting and getting people's (you)s

that's not as funny as I thought it was

>Pretty much just shitposting and getting people's (you)s
Isn't that just the goal of Veeky Forums?

We can atleast all agree that Ho-hos are the official snack food of /ink/ correct?

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those are swiss rolls

It’s pretty low effort. Someone could at least do something funny like lewding special again.

>The Nazi frog posters are still here.
>Nazi frog posters are so burthurt that they're still feeding me (you)s.
The good guys triumph in the end, always.

Yeah that's why Hillary lost

oooh, got em

Your weekly reminder that ironic /pol/posting is still /pol/posting.

And we can all say Thanks Kier

>Worst girls both got slapped with love to prop them up with a guaranteed win
Oh no no no

I don't get this meme either

Someone draw Special eating these, in a cute way.

While getting a BBC

Kier drew Special woomy in the nude, and someone commented that "Her no-no spot looks like a ho-ho"

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>BBC at the start of the thumbnail
>both Special and Orions gf getting blacked in the screencap

so where can I get the full size image

>stickers on her helmet
I like that detail, can we keep it?

It's canon now

That wasn't funny either

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SO PRECIOUS

It isn't. It's not true. Stop lying, filth. filthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilthfilth

Special woomy hugging salmonids too hard! Special woomy crying when the salmonids get splatted! Special woomy finding more salmonids to hug too hard!

Why? I think it’s cute that she covers her helmet with stickers. I bet she’d love pasties

She had to put a band-aid on her no-no spot because it hurt

Do you have to help her with her no-no spot whenever it’s that time of the month?

>filthy BLACK on my team
>does the least amount of work
really boodles my noodles

Which woomy has the cutest feet and why is it nerd

The only way to make this non cannon is to either retcon it and make new cannon or break the space time continuum and starting over

t. nerd

Everyone knows Schoolgirl has the best feet, ask Orion

Maybe if you started posting here in 2011.

>any woom but lemonade

>Break the space time continuum and start over
I think I know someone that can do that.

I've been here since 2009(?) and it's been all about shitposting. The (You)s only count now because of the plugin that shows them, but the premise was always the same.
I also managed to get an entire ISP banned on Veeky Forums.

Lemonade might like feet, but that doesn't mean hers are the best or else she'd spend all day sucking her own toes

I guess you're right. That must mean stacy's are best.

shitty forced meme woomy

Nah, just easy access because of Chad

>thinly veiled attempt to get Lemonade to notice you
Nice try Nerd

>I also managed to get an entire ISP banned on Veeky Forums.
(x) Doubt

>Nazi frogs in charge of having money win
>ever
And those against money don't need to conspire with a hostile foreign power, like the Salmonids, to win.
LOL

anyone wants to SR?

He's smalltime, /m/ had a shitposter that was so persistent that moot just IP banned his entire country to stop him.

Nah my guy, lemonade loves stacy toes. She is her bff after all

>I also managed to get an entier ISP banned on Veeky Forums.

>still posting this shit

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>every time Money comes up it loses

Weird

Sure Sendarum

great the room is open

That was the catalyst that got the ISP banned; People of /v/ just mass-spammed moot's mailbox using the same words that /m/ used (Notably "insufferable") and Moot more or less told me "Yeah, I don't want to deal with their spam, so I have to give in to their demands and just ban you the only way I can."
You probably also can't use that name on /v/ anymore without getting banned, unless notmoot cleared all those filters.

If money is so great then why is there no money2?

cunny

I'll join for a bit

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IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

Based

Real talk, i don't even play this game.
I'm just here to shitpost.

Can I join too

Out of all the slang terms for vagina something about the word cunny just makes me frown up in disgust

For me its the one that gets me rock hard basically instantly

Funny world

unf

That's fucking sad bro.