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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Struggling against Bronze widows with LAN computer - Edition

Latest PC patch notes
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

Waifufilter
pastebin.com/6bzpzDvL

Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/

Event item tracker
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/LUNAR_NEW_YEAR

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overstalk.io
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jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com/
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/LUNAR_NEW_YEAR
youtube.com/watch?v=NJPnkIyEtxQ
twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/966746457410748418
youtube.com/watch?v=EvhiDil_BxU
overwatchleague.com/en-us/eligibility-test
twitter.com/PlayOverwatch
twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/966840037093523456
instagram.com/anzujaamu/
us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/can-we-have-a-27-hint/4669/13
espn.com/esports/story/_/id/21125519/esports-cloud9-receives-25-million-series-funding-wwe-hunter-pence-others
youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
veekyforums.com/thread/206197878/video-games

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I love my wife Sombra and soon she will be meta!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Here comes T.Racer!

Bidwell
Bidwell

xqc themed OP
waifufilter back in
no link to previous thread
Can you stop hijacking the OP to force your trash you underage faggot

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw tempted to be a good goy tonight and pay to cheer for 100 for that Tracer skin because I legitimately had fun watching last night

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Mommy!

girlDog
girlDog

xqc where?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You didn't post Ana.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Fareeha is for reproducing with!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Maybe we'll get Recluse, Psyblade, Junker Queen or Brigitte one day

iluvmen
iluvmen

I NEED HEALING!!!

Playboyize
Playboyize

How good will Soe look today?

Methshot
Methshot

you can paypal me $2 instead, I'll make you have a good time

Playboyize
Playboyize

taimou is now playing winston for Fuel even though xqc is unbanned
suddenly memes sharting about how taimou sucks appear
You're not exactly subtle about the buttdevastation on behalf of your eceleb.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Let the hate flow through you...

RumChicken
RumChicken

What about Mama Hong?

cum2soon
cum2soon

just get ad bits

you randomly get like 50-100 bits sometimes

Methnerd
Methnerd

Oh my god look at this newfag

Soft_member
Soft_member

Because she is not my Mommy, Angela is

SniperGod
SniperGod

Going to be hard to beat yesterday.

Flameblow
Flameblow

outing yourself
hello plebbit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Was xQc around while Dirty Bomb was a thing? I don't recall him it all.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Mercy milkies!

RavySnake
RavySnake

when did you find /owg/?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

bah. still doesnt compare to her joindota heyday

youtube.com/watch?v=NJPnkIyEtxQ

farquit
farquit

Enjoy having a whore for a mommy then

askme
askme

Nigger people have been calling him shitmou and throwmou since at least last year

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What are good ways to guarantee a decent team in competitive, such as hours to play or queue intervals?

You feel compelled at this moment to post some response like "gitgud" or "get to a higher MMR" because you think you are clever and creative. You will likely still post it, unable to contain your autism.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Genji and Mercy's kid prepare to kill Pharah for stalking Mercy
On that note I hate when people design adopted kids for couples the kid still conveniently looks like a mix of their parents.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

when you dont get it but try to fit in

RumChicken
RumChicken

Except she isn't.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

you will never fuck her in doggy style while she wears that outfit
its not fair bros...

Bidwell
Bidwell

A leaf

SniperWish
SniperWish

hahahaha taimou detected

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How do I do that? Whenever I try to it tells me to do it later.

TechHater
TechHater

Jealous much?

eGremlin
eGremlin

there isnt any except playing at certain times, im EU and i wish i could play on asia or americas server without my ping going from 30 to 300 because over here its unbareable

happy_sad
happy_sad

implying anyone ever went in so hard on about taimou needing aimbot to win until he took xqc's job
Buttmad twitch fanboys everywhere

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

He doesnt know

TechHater
TechHater

Why does aiming in things game feel so shit

I have like zero consistency in my aim in this game compared to for example CSGO (where I'm GE), sometimes I just pop off and hit everything and sometimes I can't hit anything and I can't find any explanation for it

I've noticed in general that based on the pro matches I've seen the top tier DPS players also seem to be quite streaky

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

disable your adblocker?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Genji and Mercy's kid prepare to kill Pharah for stalking Mercy
That's hilarious, when you think about it like that.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nice to see Fareeha spending time with her friend Angela and Angela's kid. She wants to be around kids before we get our baby

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

how new

Snarelure
Snarelure

either youre new or taimou himself

Evilember
Evilember

I don't use an adblocker of any kind.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Hollywood FFA
it's a turbo-autistic Widowfest

Spamalot
Spamalot

playing ffa

end yourself my man

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

so glad they tuned down the edgy

SniperWish
SniperWish

playing hollywood

RavySnake
RavySnake

is this taimou?

WebTool
WebTool

have you tried a different browser

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

dva ults the same time I use my ice wall Mei

Lunatick
Lunatick

not just doing it for the easy lootboxes

Spamalot
Spamalot

I think the hate is more flowing from the people that made that picture in the first place ever since Sept 2016.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

we actually lost on hollywood last week because nobody could destroy the torb turret on the lift

no joke it was so painful

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's a "reddit doesnt lurk for 2 years before posting" episode

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

So after logging in today, just before this shit starts to check my tokens, I have 11. I had 5 by the end of OWL last night. Did this happen to anyone else?

Evilember
Evilember

just buy them you cheapskate, arcade isnt worth the headache

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Jeff pls

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wouldn't surprise me desu

Inmate
Inmate

so how does the thing work? do you just have to link your blizzard and twitch accounts for the token drops or do you have to pay some shit on twitch's end

TreeEater
TreeEater

i sense a great triggering in you.
the patch comes!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yes, I received four more Tokens after I stopped watching.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

official overwatch twitch emote
mercy is smug

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

post linkzr's gf pls

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It's starting soon. Time to viewbot with a 160p stream and mute the window.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Zen cryin'
Zarya pumping her guns next to him
Torb firin' away with a grin on his face
END OMNIC OPPRESSION NOW

Bidwell
Bidwell

Is that the new theme that will be used on uprising 2018?

Snarelure
Snarelure

lel

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ywn seduce sombra and whisper in her ear the moment you penetrate her for the first time
"... I'm in...'

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

reyes is the truest smug

MPmaster
MPmaster

just use the app if you got a smartphone, you should still be eligible for drops that way

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

just link your twitch and bnet accounts and leave the stream running on the background
it's also not available worldwide, it's only a few countries for now

eGremlin
eGremlin

wait, come to think of it, how do professional players deal with tetris effect? for me it's mild, but goddamn, it must be really powerful if you practice 8-12 hours every day of intense scrimmage

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

fuck off jeff

WebTool
WebTool

I know, the bitch is the one who should be on tears

StonedTime
StonedTime

Just did. Same thing, "Try again later."

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

They literally go to EVERY Outlaws game

Bidwell
Bidwell

Didn't cap all of them, but if anyone's interested in seeing the dog pics separately, it's on the artist's Instagram page @lazerlily

Nojokur
Nojokur

wtf you can use tracer's blink ability with the right mouse button

Skullbone
Skullbone

2,4, 1, 3

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

discuss

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

nigga that's kawaii

King_Martha
King_Martha

That family cosplay

Soft_member
Soft_member

people STILL play D.Va against a Mei
It's like they enjoy getting bullied

takes2long
takes2long

oh god i have to listen to this cringy ass black guy that brings nothing to the stream other than being a token black guy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

There's nothing to discuss because the eye is a reference to the Iris, who was another abandoned hero.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

finally get a comp where people don't instalock 4 dps
everyone's a support main
they try to flex dps
no one can get kills

yeah, just link the twitch account to battle net. if you're canadian or from some non-usa country, you might need to do an eligibility "quiz" (to prove you aren't a bot essentially), which is a simple maths question. from there, I have it open in twitch in one tab and the OWL stream in another. I mute one tab and watch it in the twitch tab. I didn't get any of the twitch currency to contribute to cheering though, dunno what that's about.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fuck out of here Team Salvato.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

linkzr girl is a fucking qt

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

whos ready for some more sombra today?!

RumChicken
RumChicken

gold border diamond player is unironically complaining about symmetra's range in my QP game

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Cute!!!

Fuck you my dude!!!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Cool, thanks. I guess they retroactively gave the tokens that their system failed to deliver.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Overwatch had their own PuppyBowl thing

Noooo, how did I miss this? D:

viagrandad
viagrandad

yeti mei

things that never happened

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

the cavalry's queer
OH FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SEXUALITY
STOP SHOVING IT IN EVERYONE'S FACE!

this is trully why gays are the worst.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

no jake
hmmmmm

Methshot
Methshot

china btfo
go back home and suck back the poison fog you call air
chinn last place with 0 wins
btfo

eGremlin
eGremlin

Almost all of them got adopted too. It was adorable.

Illusionz
Illusionz

announcer mentions rematch between london and houston
mention number one seed, new york, is next
mention either philly or boston will secure 6th place
literally don't mention florida mayhem
way to fucking shaft the burger boys

idontknow
idontknow

Is she wearing brown make-up or is she a darker-skinned asian? Is it blackface if Sombra isn't black?

Methnerd
Methnerd

No Jake
No Rawkus
No Mendo

Firespawn
Firespawn

Remember to boo the Koreans

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Man that was a good game, shame it died cause it's way more fun than OW... might reinstall

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm gonna rage if they don't do a Piglet Rumble next year

farquit
farquit

London Spitfire
all six of them are asian

5mileys
5mileys

This pic can't be real

Illusionz
Illusionz

its not blackface shes just wearing a ton of a darker shade of foundation

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

HAHAH DID SHE DRESS HERSELF? LOL

Skullbone
Skullbone

Says she isn't.
Posts her in a slut uniform.
makes ya think.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

"""London"""

RavySnake
RavySnake

Where have you been?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

They need to validate themselves after the swiss slut and the cyber weeb were portrayed as not-gay.

happy_sad
happy_sad

You are 4 months late

Inmate
Inmate

semmler

Flameblow
Flameblow

Mccree reportin'

where is the OG Imohtep poster, I need more of these

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Jake's asian gf is kinda ugly desu

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Semmler
Okay im gonna mute the stream

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Birdring a cute
I wish they made them up like they did on APEX

Bidwell
Bidwell

me on the left

Inmate
Inmate

She looks like a prostitute

likme
likme

it's always this duo for houston matches

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

linkzr is 3/10 dating 10/10
jake is 10/10 dating 3/10
pottery

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not liking the Hard Gay style
Son, you're a fag.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

He'd distract his teammates and the opposition

girlDog
girlDog

jake is 10/10
Hey Jake!

farquit
farquit

cockwork

Emberfire
Emberfire

Linkzer washed up already
Retire soon?

Flameblow
Flameblow

because he doesn't know anything about the game, or because you dont like his voice? because I think he's pretty great in CS:GO

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

jakes gf is qt, shut up

farquit
farquit

Do you think Seagull minds that he looks pretty alike Linkzr but he doesnt get the qt?

Techpill
Techpill

Shit isn't blackface. The fact that she went all out to look like Sombra's great.

Emberburn
Emberburn

So did killing mercy make the game even more stompy?

SniperWish
SniperWish

cmon linkzr is atleast a 5/10

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

hes bad and left csgo because he was exposed

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

100% sure jake doesn't have a gf, he said it on stream

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

must be his sister or something then

Firespawn
Firespawn

yeah if my gf was as ugly as that asian girl I'd try to hide it too LOL

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Houston
Jesus fuck

MPmaster
MPmaster

Both, his game knowledge shows every single sentence he speaks, he just read the fucking kill feed every fight. To be honest he doesn't even do a good duo with Hex.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Rawkus isn't playing because his dad died last week

Playboyize
Playboyize

What the fuck? How did London stall that point? D.Va was in the fucking room with the health pack? I'm deadass tired after work. Did I miss something?

Booteefool
Booteefool

god i wish that were me

Techpill
Techpill

Not sure what you mean but winston came jumping in at 80%.

Methshot
Methshot

Jake's asian gf is cute shut up

Skullbone
Skullbone

not thinking jake is handsome as fuck
think again, bucko

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

no corgi zenyanta?

JunkTop
JunkTop

deadass

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

screencap that pharah bod camerawoman anyone?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Whens XQC?

iluvmen
iluvmen

which one exactly?...

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

cutie with the camera rig
I have a new love

Techpill
Techpill

Looking at the page, it looks like every one was adopted.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What is this expression meant to convey?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Oh, what! Nice!!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Do I need to cheer to get the tracer skin or not?

Inmate
Inmate

why do these koreans play with a sideways keyboard??

Methnerd
Methnerd

the map rotation shit is the dumbest fuckin shit ever, whoever thought this was a good idea should be fired. yeah lets make them all play the same 3 maps for like a month straight, that wont be boring to watch

King_Martha
King_Martha

Even his keyboard is slanted.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

when you hit 5 headshots off a right click as zenyatta and kill a tracer, and a blading genji

DeathDog
DeathDog

the absolute state of Zarya cosplayers vs. Pharah cosplayers

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

E.M.P.

5mileys
5mileys

Whose that brunette always in an Outlaws jersey?

likme
likme

who dis

Playboyize
Playboyize

Erection Communication tearing through Imagination.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sombra ults
is immediately at 70% ult charge 10 seconds later

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

it reminds me that volsyaka is dumb af

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Thought you were gonna make them make-out you fucking waifufag

SniperGod
SniperGod

Doesn't beat the real Pharah tbqhwy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I Don't get it.. did the dva bomb explode the world, isn't sombra's emp stopping the bomb wtf is going on here

viagrandad
viagrandad

That's a man, baby.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I hope we won't have to wait until the end of Stage 2 for that Sombra change to be added to OWL

iluvmen
iluvmen

he doesn't read "Didn't cap all of them"

likme
likme

Would a hero with an ability that allowed him to fake Ultimate voicelines be too much?

Snarelure
Snarelure

no ultra rare skin drops
expect the bots to keep this esports scene alive
LMAO

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

kinda

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

well enjoy watching volshitya for every single match with the same team comp everytime just because

Snarelure
Snarelure

Patches are only applied between stages

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

was that xavier woods?

hairygrape
hairygrape

need to find the right make out gif

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

anything like the TF2 Spy is good in my opinion

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Koreans are just autistic americans

idontknow
idontknow

twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/966746457410748418

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

helps for people with smaller frames. bringing both arms/shoulders in so you can aim with your arm on the mouse hand without hurting your shoulder too much.

Evilember
Evilember

Can we pls stop with Semmler, he's shit.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What's this supposed to be?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

there's actually people unironically asking for Bastion and Mei buffs.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Nojokur
Nojokur

It was! New Day represent!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

yes

twitter.com/XavierWoodsPhD/status/966746457410748418

Booteefool
Booteefool

Semmler is a casting god compared to Dadjoke & Lorefact

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Sick widow play.

eGremlin
eGremlin

help me heLp mE HELp ME HELP ME HELP MEEEE
holy fuck the despair in that voice

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

yep, was just checking. he's full on spitfire fanboy.
you can turn yourself into a wrestler but you'll always stay a nerd!
good man.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

stopwatch when?
whos the hhh of overwatch?
giving up 50 percent of the point

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I just want to sit down and talk camera rigs with her
now I'm legit curious what overwatch broadcasts with? vaguely looks like an alexa

Illusionz
Illusionz

and hanzo nerfs, one of the worst heroes in the game

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

BASED BLACK MAN

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Semmler is a casting god
Semmler get back to casting you fucking cuck

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

junkrat nerfed
jake disappears
hmmmm

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

shut the fuck up

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Some of those puppies were super cute

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

why the fuck would you want stopwatch?

TechHater
TechHater

Wait, does tha tmean I'm gonna have to get the spitfire skin for lucio now?
Shiiiieeeet

do they still offer tokens for that newsletter subscribing?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Maybe jakerat should take the taimou route and main winston or symmetra to stay relevant LEL

whereismyname
whereismyname

Objectively wrong.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Thinks can go well for londOOOOOOOOON!!!
Why does semmler do this? My ears

farquit
farquit

round 3 and 4 are stupid

happy_sad
happy_sad

The nerf was nothing though.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Wait do people actually LIKE Doa and Montecristo?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why wasnt the Mercy rezzing twice

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Rein. Big guy, swings a hammer at peoples heads, is big and loud though not very effective.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

2-3 weeks of watching owl and you get the 100 tokens, but yes the nlewsletter offer stil works

girlDog
girlDog

Literally just spazzed out yet again. He's shit. If you're entertained by Semmler then you gotta be like 12 years old.

takes2long
takes2long

I was in your shoes about wanting stopwatch, and then I realise it would only encourage dive and speed meta.
And we don't want more of that, do we?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I was wondering why McCree wasn’t being used against Sombra

WebTool
WebTool

bullshit

idontknow
idontknow

semmler's outbursts are more tolerable than doa and monte's constant spew of bullshit desu

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

SORRY I have to SHOUT every NOW AND THEN SO PEOPLE ARE STILL TUNED IN.
I'll read the KILLFEED some more, mix up what's HAPPENING. AND THEN I'LL SAY SOMEONE IS POPPING OFF WHEN AIN'T SHIT HAPPENING.

I'M SUCH A GOOD CASTER.

Methshot
Methshot

Nerf Korea

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I hate Koreans

If this win stage 2, I’m just gonna stop watching OWL altogether

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

OH LET'S BREAK IT
gets knocked half way into the stratosphere

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Was that fucking Xavier Woods cheering on London

Emberfire
Emberfire

WE /asp/ NOW

HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

DeathDog
DeathDog

Okay okay I get what you're trying to SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

eGremlin
eGremlin

Holy fuck this is exactly what i was thinking

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

forgetting Semmler constantly saying that X is trying
Shamefur

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

jan 31st
error 404 when clicking link

welp, back to hoping the token drops work, silly twitch

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

bye bye
all the korean teams will do a lot better without mercy and junkrat lowering the overall skill level

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Tab back in gook

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fuck that, who would the GOAT Jericho main?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

as a lucio main this shit is the worst

cum2soon
cum2soon

profit

WebTool
WebTool

They are the best caster by far newfag
only real APEX fans will know, you newfag
lmao I'm subbed next game bro

DeathDog
DeathDog

"Alright so what we see here is that team X is trying to get to the poi- HERE COMES PLAYER X HE IS POOOOOOOOOPING OFF ON MCCREE GETTING A DOUBLE KILL! and now we see that team X capped the POOOINT TEAM YCOMES IN WITH THE BEAT AND DESTOOOOOOOOOOOYS TEAM X"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

One of these things is not like the other.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

t. newfag

King_Martha
King_Martha

Nice eyebrows

Soft_member
Soft_member

+5
LETS BREAK IT D...
+2

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Here comes user IN with a very good POST

farquit
farquit

they keep coming in game for me, got ~dozen since yesterday

takes2long
takes2long

nice freckles

Techpill
Techpill

Why the hell is he a London fan?

SniperGod
SniperGod

"choose some music for the intermission"
BWE BWE BWE BWE
When is dubstep meme going to fucking die?

eGremlin
eGremlin

No more african music during breaks
finally

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What do you do when you're moiraing and your DPS aren't doing anything even if you're making sure they're never dying.

I wanted to switch DPS but no one wanted to heal, am I just doomed to rely on DPS shitters?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Is that the language of London, guys? Never been there before.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

McCloud fucking when?

I wanna Demoknight in Overwatch.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

london are bros

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

He might have invested into it. Jennifer Lopez and Shaq are stackholders in SF Shock.
Owen Wilson was spotted weeks ago too.

Nojokur
Nojokur

hes a bandwagoner

w8t4u
w8t4u

nope, not enough durka durka

Methnerd
Methnerd

Spitfire are BRITISH

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How much do you think Xavier is being paid to shill London for the OWL?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

T H I C C U S

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

ANONIMOOSE IS TRYIN' FOR A YOU. He's searchin as the rest of the thread GOES ON. He is rewarded for his patience *laughs*. So talented. He's POPPIN OFF.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Rawkus looks a lot like another actor. Does anyone know the name of that child actor that turned real ugly?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What? Mei gets shit on by D.Va even if she gets the freeze off. You literally can't even kill D.Va unless you are 2v1.

takes2long
takes2long

Mendokusaii doesn't exist
Weebs btfo

Techpill
Techpill

jericho is 76 bc he is old but hes still got it
wow

Methshot
Methshot

time to go check on my meme's, see you again in game 4 faggots.

Firespawn
Firespawn

about three fiddy

SniperGod
SniperGod

why is he a fan of the best team in OWL
lol

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

HOUSTON EXCUSE LIST, PICK ONE FANGAYS
Jake was on Junkrat
Jake wasn't on Junkrat
Muma was suffering from anal fissures so he couldn't sit down properly
the sun was on their screens so they couldn't see
rawkus' new hair colour threw the team synergy off
the other team cheated

girlDog
girlDog

He does have that "I was adorable at 6 but didn't grow up well" look to him like the little kid from jerry maguire

Bidwell
Bidwell

So he's a bandwagoner.

Playboyize
Playboyize

the london interview was really cute, they're cute. I bet they kiss each other on the mouth all the time and have long hugs

Flameblow
Flameblow

And thats why lucio is trash

JunkTop
JunkTop

mcaulay kulkin? haley joel osment?

Lunatick
Lunatick

go zen.
when questioned about your switch, threaten them
'you're shit at dps but we still need a healer, so either step it up or shut up"

farquit
farquit

Are you two nuts? The guy is really handsome.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I've been trying to find the actor for ages
I think he was part of a horror movie or something. I can't fucking remember. But there was a /tv/ thread and the actor had gone full JUST and was seen in this weird bdsm gear in some twitter post.
He's balding at 30 or something.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No. He's really not. You need to learn a thing or two about the beauty of the male form.

Booteefool
Booteefool

lol

5mileys
5mileys

JUST

w8t4u
w8t4u

So you get a chat emote if you cheer for 100 right?

Do you get to choose which one?

I just want the D.Va one.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I've got a ton of time on Zen, but often in those kind of games I'm single healing

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Lmao these fat fuck incels are something else

SniperWish
SniperWish

Chloe Moretz? His shoulders aren't that broad.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I FUCKING FOUND HIM

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Rawkus looks like the better looking brother of that kid from Even Stevens.

whereismyname
whereismyname

fan of the best team atm
successful
fit
smart
is he /ourguy/?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Homosexuals are glad to see twink fuckboi Lucio over the beautiful Aryan goddess

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

this

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yes thats it

Illusionz
Illusionz

Beans from Even Stevens except handsome?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

london got rolled on that one

King_Martha
King_Martha

Supporting europoors

askme
askme

100 are random, 150 for the teams, you can choose them

iluvmen
iluvmen

none of that applies to us, so no

Playboyize
Playboyize

nigger
not a trump voter
not our guy

whereismyname
whereismyname

rawkus is ugly
Stick to fawning over 2d waifus you clearly don't know shit
Also looks like the hair is going bye bye this is the last thing he tweeted

WebTool
WebTool

i wish he was /myguy/ to be honest

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

when your city is so defined by terrorist attacks that esports players representing it come out miming holding AK-47s

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Linkzr's teeth hurt.
Rawkus is upset about his dead dad

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lucio is the kind of black guy who fucks a hot blonde white chick and you don't care because he's chill as fuck and not a thug shitbag who'll leave her with a little half breed baby

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yeah, those people are weird. She is so much better.

idontknow
idontknow

But he wasn't wearing a NY jersey baka

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what?

Inmate
Inmate

WAIFUFAGS OUT

WebTool
WebTool

His face looks kind of melty. Cheekbones are poor. Weak jaw. Very mediocre. Probably a lot uglier when not still frame, too, as everyone is.

Nojokur
Nojokur

london had 0 kills on map 1

Soft_member
Soft_member

crooked nose
ugly beard
huge forehead
no real jawline or cheek bones
shit tier hair
weird as fuck body fat distribution
I mean: You really fucking need glasses. He ain't handsome, he's the fucking definition of average -> below average white guy.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How come theres so many homos in this game calling eachother daddy and talking about sucking eachother off. Is it the cartoon graphics?

Nojokur
Nojokur

woman worship

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

it's an /owg/ discusses the attractiveness of men episode

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

women and gays

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

nah it's just the "modern" times
we really need a time machine to go back

Emberburn
Emberburn

weird as fuck body fat distribution
more cushion for the pushin'

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

rawkus tab back in

girlDog
girlDog

Implying Overtards are:
A. Successful
B. Fit
or
C. Smart

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

They’re not Koreans so they have normal lives and aren’t insectoids

RumChicken
RumChicken

women and gays

MPmaster
MPmaster

Reminder that this is why people get mad at Koreans in eSports
they can't self insert their ugly white boy ass into players unless they are ugly white boys

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

lol doomfail

askme
askme

That's the matchmaker finding you appropriate teammates.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

he'll chuck them into nowhere

that's the problem with junkrat

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What is she thinking?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

every team does. have you never been part of a sports team?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Go get some pussy plz

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

small pens

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

he thinks people self insert to real life people
lol?
she

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GUY STILL CASTING FOR

I WANT HIM GONE

Illusionz
Illusionz

Linkzr

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

no its skill
dont DARE talk bad about junkrat players

King_Martha
King_Martha

my penis itches

idontknow
idontknow

LMAO2JAKES

Methnerd
Methnerd

and yet they still suck jake off for anything he does

TreeEater
TreeEater

Self inserting
What the fuck?
ugly white boys
There's fucking tonnes of them, are you legally fucking blind?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Jack in the Box or Carls Jr for din din

How about both? Oh yes, both.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I used to think you guys were exaggerating but this caster duo really is insufferable.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

If Asians eat dogs, is it okay for me to eat Asians?

TechHater
TechHater

Use the correct pronoun for xhër(ys) you shitlord

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

when can i sit down

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

im too white

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

RANDOM shouting

w8t4u
w8t4u

If Jake won't have sex with me it's the patriarchy's fault

Methshot
Methshot

junk mercy, the comp where more mistakes wins you the game :)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Wait until you have Semmler casting back to back and then on several days.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

But he is, and there are plenty of people that are that play OW.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

LA CHONCHA

Inmate
Inmate

angry minority back up in this bitch

Emberfire
Emberfire

She's a big gal

RavySnake
RavySnake

hex is good the other guy is awful. all he does is read the killfeed badly and try to hype up jake.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Semmler casting has genuinely gotten more and more fake hype sounding each week. He was geniunely fine the first 2 weeks.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

”London” Spitfire
entire roster is Korean
none of them even speak English
That’s just disgusting

happy_sad
happy_sad

is a pro wrestler and probably smashes fans daily
is in an extremely physically demanding profession
went to harvard

TreeEater
TreeEater

you will never hold up a twitch meme sign while your dad sits beside you in a videogame arena
Why even live, lads?

Emberfire
Emberfire

J LUL K E

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

t. racist

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do you have no reading comprehension?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Mercymeta ded
suddenly entertaining games
who would have thought

Illusionz
Illusionz

"it's a good thing only losers and shut-ins watch this crap, or else I might care about the shit posts someone on 4chins is making"

Inmate
Inmate

There only english speaker left
Actually funny

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I want soe to cast and hear her stumble over her words in whatever dumb accent she has

Emberfire
Emberfire

Have I ever told /owg/ about the time Xavier Woods fucked a pasty white british slag while her boyfriend filmed it?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm not from a country eligible for OWL drops, but my battle.net account has been registered under fake UK address for over 5 years and I'm actually getting drops without using VPN/proxy/geolocation spoofing.
Is Blizzard in habit of banning for something like this?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Whoever drinks a fucking Baileys straight out off the bottle; go kill yourself.
Fucking savages.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Are we all in agreement that the only good caster is that loud aussie bloke?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

"Houson" outaws
no pureblood american 56% mutts on the roster
none of them speak spanish
That's just disgusting

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

outlaws

I want to save her so much.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I drink all spirits out of the bottle occasionally
except absinthe

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

all us asp fags know already

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

watched for 30 minutes
ring ring you've got loot
it's 1 (one) OWL token
fucking lmao

Booteefool
Booteefool

They ban people for bad youtube videos. You're fucking done, pal.

massdebater
massdebater

his name is uber you uncultured swine

hairygrape
hairygrape

I like the fast talking british guy who gets crazed excited during overtimes

Methshot
Methshot

montecristo is the only good caster

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

AMERICAS TEAM's best player is european
the absolute state of amerimutts

TechHater
TechHater

someone from Veeky Forums called me la creatura
I asked Semmler what that means and he said beautiful independent woman
I don't believe him

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You didn't even try.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If you're going to meme about Houston you should be going with blacks

Snarelure
Snarelure

thinking that anybody actually speaks english in london

WebTool
WebTool

Why am i not getting points for watching this gay shit?

I linked my jew account with my other jew account...

StonedTime
StonedTime

I want some Sour Patch Kids

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

it's a liquer for mixing cocktails, not a flat spirit. you wouldn't drink that shit straight, it's like eating a spoon of sugar except even fucking sweeter. nasty ass woman in that pic.

hairygrape
hairygrape

tfw you'll never hear Semmler cast her cafeteria trip in the breakroom
kill me now, only thing I could tolerate him for.

Snarelure
Snarelure

New hero soon

RumChicken
RumChicken

Speed is King faggots.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

notification doesn't always come right awy, check in game in the owl tab, you get the message there

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

100% TURK CONFIRMED

idontknow
idontknow

t*rkroach

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

montecristo paired with that caster who is a black hole for any and all hype
truly a fucking shame

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is a pro wrestler
CTE confirmed
Great shape
Yeah centuries of selective breeding will do that to a species of animal
Went to Harvard
See CTE

MPmaster
MPmaster

turkroach "hero"
will his ultimate be a welfare check?

girlDog
girlDog

Dont have any points earned

Illusionz
Illusionz

So this is the new Uprising event? Torbjorn, Ana, Reinhardt, and Emre?

Booteefool
Booteefool

not an argument

cum2soon
cum2soon

/POL/ DETECTED

Recommend neutralization. That is all.

askme
askme

you logged in on twitch?

idontknow
idontknow

not an argument

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Jeff's already said there will be no Uprising event for 2018, they're doing something new.

FastChef
FastChef

Anzu could become an OW hero
make it happen jeff

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Swiss german, well mostly german, it seems she's smoothed the swiss parts out, probably to get hosting work in germany

youtube.com/watch?v=EvhiDil_BxU

That's what she sounds like speaking german

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Doesn't this basiclly confirm its a dps character? since Ana is a support, Reinhardt is Tank and Torbjörn is defence.

Snarelure
Snarelure

yep. everything is as it should be.

Im not banned, suspended, chat muted, or any other form of punished in game either. I know you need a clean account to get points.

Do i have to watch within the Overwatch client or something?

Skullbone
Skullbone

this took him 6 minutes to think up

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Anzu was molested in japan. Nobody cares about her anymore

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Or maybe because she's an orphan and hates the Swiss now.

SniperGod
SniperGod

where did you get this?

RumChicken
RumChicken

If you're a leaf, try going to this link and doing this check.
overwatchleague.com/en-us/eligibility-test

Bidwell
Bidwell

she probably wanted it

idontknow
idontknow

Uprising is a bigger challenge, because, obviously, that was a very specific lore event. I think we have some interesting plans to evolve what we’ve done in Uprising, but I’m gonna leave that a bit of a surprise right now.
That's from Jeff, where did he say they're not doing it?

TreeEater
TreeEater

is fit because of selective breeding and not because he works out to be a professional wrestler
why is fucking everything about "breeding" when /pol/fags open their mouths?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

being this retarded

RavySnake
RavySnake

/POL/

eGremlin
eGremlin

emre my son, yuo of hero now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Emre is a guy's name, no titty queen this time fellas.

girlDog
girlDog

Isn't she dead or something? haven't seen her on here in a while.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Which event does Lucio have the "BOOP" voiceline

That's all I want for when lucioball comes back

Soft_member
Soft_member

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

hairygrape
hairygrape

She never shuts up about being swiss the fuck are you talking about

Skullbone
Skullbone

dunno, but says she was molested. guess she decided it aint worth it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

So he can play off Sombra boops

Booteefool
Booteefool

uprising

SniperWish
SniperWish

thanks for this

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I knew they'd never give us tiddies so at least I was prepared for this.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Who were your parent’s handlers that were looking to breed such a brainlet like (you)

Inmate
Inmate

So im gonna guess this is where Torbjörn loses his arm and Reinhardt saves him making them bros forever.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Haha guys you just need 1000 minutes of playtime watched to afford one OWL skin xDDD

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

NEW GAY SOCKS

whereismyname
whereismyname

expecting titties
expecting Junker Queen at all

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

1 point per match
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

TreeEater
TreeEater

turks

Flameblow
Flameblow

lmao is xavier a manlet? is the announcer just tall?

WebTool
WebTool

2 (TWO) black guys at an Esport event

THE RATIO IS OFF

JunkTop
JunkTop

whos this?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

With a small percentage of those watching to get 100.

We've known this.

Booteefool
Booteefool

how the fuck does anyone enjoy FFA this garbage is such cancer

girlDog
girlDog

Shit starts asking me math questions

Holy shit, i forgot that leafs have to solve simple math to win any prize.

happy_sad
happy_sad

turkish hero

KARA BOGA

Inmate
Inmate

You really didn't take me seriously when I started delaying her? I told you Yesterday, she's now delayed for 52 weeks.

You keep this up and it'll be two years.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

we never had people like this at APEX

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Xavier woods probably plays more video games than you though

StonedTime
StonedTime

All forms of reverse image search have failed me, where's this from?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Emre Sarioglu
Michael Chu says we've already seen the next hero
Have we seen other Middle-Eastern characters aside from Ana, Pharah and Symmetra?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

They were bros before since they were in the first strike team.

MPmaster
MPmaster

this guy looks like that wrestler

askme
askme

Will Emre blow up cars for religious reasons?

Emberburn
Emberburn

you'll probably get more tomorrow, retroactively, before tomorrow's matches start. i got 6 more tokens between the end of OWL yesterday to an hour before today's matches.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Hog, Sym, Torb, Moira are allowed in FFA

eGremlin
eGremlin

You can feel the disdain of the gook in the back

MPmaster
MPmaster

Xavier Woods
5'11"

M

iluvmen
iluvmen

twitter.com/PlayOverwatch

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

$10 says the Turk is the guy on the left here

SniperGod
SniperGod

sanjay the guy who was in the talon meeting or the guy with symmetra

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

undercarder fan

DeathDog
DeathDog

G-G-G-GUYS DON'T WORRY!!! DON'T PANIC!!!
THE TIDDY CAN STILL HAPPEN!!! THERE'S S-S-S-S-STILL A CHANCE!!!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Koreans from Korea are probably super pumped about black people
They aren't racist like black people because they live in a nearly uniform Korean society and have never seen a black person before, so it's probably excitement and curiosity mixed with awe for their physical form

5mileys
5mileys

Spree coming on NAISU

w8t4u
w8t4u

young mercy

oh jesus

askme
askme

Symmetra's Indian. Either it's the armor design, or it's on one of the drawing concepts.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/966840037093523456

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

She's probably one of the random Overwatch agents who was in Ana's comic

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

rofl
every east asian country thinks they're the master race you are talking complete shit

Soft_member
Soft_member

57 weeks.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

who took pharah's loli virginity?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

only final blows are counted so you're encouraged to fish for kill steals instead of actually fighting

FastChef
FastChef

why would you pick Doomfist

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

QUICK, SEARCH THE MAPS FOR KEBAB SHOPS

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Tiddy is dead faggot. Now get out of here with your fake asses.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Mercy rode her face while McCree fucked her

Techpill
Techpill

/POL/
So im some pol boogeyman because i'm realistic about what slavery did for africans? KEK go back to le reddit

Emberfire
Emberfire

She's

eGremlin
eGremlin

If that is Emre i will be happy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That's Liao. I think he's already confirmed dead.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

why is mercy rubbing her butt on mccree's leg?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Good bait

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

anzu posters figured out she was getting pimped in japan
she's also mainstream now and advertises shit on instagram which is the main goal of any instagram "model"

instagram.com/anzujaamu/

MPmaster
MPmaster

Emra is a boy's name.

FastChef
FastChef

I only watch Valiant games hoping that show the thick as fuck girl that was on in their game vs Korea couple weeks ago.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Pharah is still a virgin (not for lack of trying)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

male hero
Fucking finally

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

lol are you kidding? I'm korean and we racist as fuck back home LEL

happy_sad
happy_sad

Confirmed to not be Liao

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Just like Ana was confirmed dead

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ana took care of it from an early age.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

last year the tease revealed EFI and we got ORISA

So... maybe it won't be the roach?

Ah, who am i kidding, looks like the mission this year is already laid out.

Nojokur
Nojokur

All these people who have never seen this picture

Jesus fuck did you all just start playing in the past 6 months or something?

Illusionz
Illusionz

What if Junkrat did damage to himself if he's in the blast radius of a conc mine that damages an enemy?

Kinda how the Gunboats work for the Soldier in TF2, they greatly reduce self inflicted rocket damage unless he hits someone else, then it's normal.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Implying the American nigger wasn't bred to lift more cotton

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The black man has superior physique nothing embarrassing to admit. Korean women would love to meet him.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I wish daddy Reinhardt had let that ugly engineer fuck die.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

london got fccking rolled

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

playing Torb and Reinhardt again
Okay.jpg

King_Martha
King_Martha

PIC RELATED
HERO 27 - EMRE SARIOGLU
OFFENSE
WILL APPEAR IN THE UPRISING EVENT
TORBJÖRN WILL LOSE HIS EYE AND ARM

Anything else confirmed?

Spamalot
Spamalot

B O N Z O

5mileys
5mileys

Founder effect, not selective breeding

massdebater
massdebater

fucking evolution HOW DOES IT WORK
Go back to your social studies class

idontknow
idontknow

I think it's time to admit Hanzo is broken

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

But we've gotten two in a row?

Snarelure
Snarelure

you just KNOW

Emberfire
Emberfire

She's not, the photo's play tricks on you.

Evilember
Evilember

shitfire
ahahahahaha

Flameblow
Flameblow

STEAM

ROLLED

SniperWish
SniperWish

Zarya-Rein
Thank fuck King's Row exists in this fucked game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Wow, Hanzo troll pick, fucking retard

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Koreans are racist dude, they're not some isolationist society of aliens who have no biases.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

O U T L A W S

Spamalot
Spamalot

hankzr

Bidwell
Bidwell

That looks like an asian guy to me but whatever the stylosa hype train is rolling now

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

My dad is Emre and he told me the Hero 27 is Nintendo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

so torb rework confirmed for next event?

Booteefool
Booteefool

CAN WE JUST FUCKING BIN SEMMLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

firefox shitting itself
trying to figure out how to pass twitch streams through mpv with youtube-dl
can't find out how to lower quality to 720p60

fuuuuuck why does firefox have to be such a cunt at the worst times.

King_Martha
King_Martha

What if we revert the buff that made junkrat playable

neck yourself.

And for fuck sake, blizzard, sort this shit out about self damage. yes or no. period.

likme
likme

that Symmetra tease

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Didn't you post this last night?

takes2long
takes2long

"evolution" on a scale of a couple centuries
lmao

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why not just use the MLG stream today?

SniperGod
SniperGod

t. never been to Korea or talked to a Korean under the age of 50 in Korea

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

He did

Supergrass
Supergrass

I-
I was embarrassed senpai

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This is a good series unlike the boring 4-0 stomps last night.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

There's a special kind of hell for people who watch Jackie Chan fights on youtube, instead of watching his movies back to back

girlDog
girlDog

is it not identical to the twitch player? not working for me right now anyway

massdebater
massdebater

articles in other languages refer to Emre as a "she"
but Emre is a boy's name
oh no

Emberfire
Emberfire

Ana (support)
Reinhardt (Tank)
Torb (Defense)
Emre (O F F E N S E)
IF IT'S MALE AND DPS I'LL BURN BLIZZARD HEADQUARTERS
SCREENSHOT THIS POST

Flameblow
Flameblow

Uh oh.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Don't worry, I'll be your shield!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

dat hairline

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

”London” being boring as fuck playing busted dive
Houston being fun and running Zarya and Rein
And then Houston is forced to dive because dive is balanced

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

A
FUCKING
ROACH

Supergrass
Supergrass

people not realizing the Turk is the dual blade wielding dude

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What if...
The male hero has big boobs

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

why are pros so bad at defense like they literally dont even try

Inmate
Inmate

No, It's a lot more flexible and can stream up to 12000+kbps. They only run it on the first two days of the week due to the twitch contract though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

She(male)

farquit
farquit

If the guy is Turkish, that’s Eurasian territory right there. A hodgepodge of everyone. From Jews and arabs to slavs and Venetian Italians.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Then we can work this out

TreeEater
TreeEater

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

Skullbone
Skullbone

lucio on defense

Is that even viable?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

sent to the FBI

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'll fly to California just to kick Jeff in the dick.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Other languages
Where?

JunkTop
JunkTop

London losing on the London map

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Here we fucking go.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They look so ready to lift bales of cotton year in and year out

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The top left guy?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I love how occam's razor goes out the window when hero speculation starts

eGremlin
eGremlin

Portuguese/the Brazilian twitter.

5mileys
5mileys

big titty maid hero will be a MtF turk
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU JEFFFFFFFF

Emberburn
Emberburn

What’s Scout doing in Overwatch?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

GOOD LUCK SHITFUCK, FOR I, THE PYROMANIAC DESCENDED FROM HELL, CAN FUcK SHit UP

whereismyname
whereismyname

le "fun" press q to win fight heroes !!! so awesome!

5mileys
5mileys

hex deserves a better partner

ZP is a dick but he would be a much better choice

jason kaplan is overrated AF

screenshot this

Emberfire
Emberfire

Better pic

StonedTime
StonedTime

occam's razor is a dated aphorism that doesn't apply to the modern world, where decisions are deliberately altered from base to take increasingly complex routes

TechHater
TechHater

Where is lucio not viable?

eGremlin
eGremlin

for what purpose

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

No sad mei’s on this board

Nojokur
Nojokur

now watch houston get full held with zarya rein you idiot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Are you in bronze?

Inmate
Inmate

london pushed it from the beginning of the fucking 3rd point to the finish in overtime
lmao

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

its not easy to defend a single point against such amazing players

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

these commentators are shit and im tired of this jake obsession

RavySnake
RavySnake

Posts picutre of the bottom 1% of Black people in their country
Thinks this represents all Black people in that country

Lmao so if I post a picture of a homeless drunk white guy, you're a homeless drunk too right?

StonedTime
StonedTime

2018 sounds like the year of saying "fuck the fan community".
new hero has big tits
they're a tranny
waifufags blow a gasket because they're gay
LTBGBBQWTFPLZ blow a gasket because of big tits

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

these commentators are shit
came here to post this

TreeEater
TreeEater

*pees*

TechHater
TechHater

What is with the Jake obsession anyway? Why is he being shilled for so much? Are his parents rich or some shit?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I swear, there should be a drinking game of how many times Semmler says Jake.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

AND HERE'S JAKE THERE IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS
jake died midway through semmler trying to hype him

Nojokur
Nojokur

*drinks*

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Welcome to Semmler hours. Enjoy your stay or just mute it entirely.

Techpill
Techpill

start a comp match on my new account while i wait for my friend to finish eating so we can play pubg
pick hanzo on attack on hanamura
we are in silver so i didnt think anybody would care
teammates occasionally saying we could use another tank and that we need a roadhog
suddenly teammates start actually yelling at me through their mic about how we dont need an offensive hanzo
stay with hanzo
basically team kill the other team twice in a single push to cap both points
go on defense
pick roadhog
intentionally miss every hook, have below 10% accuracy, feed as much as consciously possible
we get shit on
teammates audibly shaken
go into overtime
pick roadhog and do the same again on defense
they cap the first point but fail to get the first checkpoint on B
on offense
we have way more time than them
pick roadhog again
do the same thing
we cap A after a few tries
less than 1 minute left
the other team gives up and we barely cap the first checkpoint and win

Why do I enjoy roleplaying in overwatch so much?

Methshot
Methshot

EZ Clapped by Spree

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Face it dude, JAKE is the perfect face for OWL
He'll bring in so many sponsors and interest from normies

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I need more sexy as fuck Symmertra pic and I need it now.

King_Martha
King_Martha

O:

w8t4u
w8t4u

that looks tasty
what is it

TreeEater
TreeEater

the koreans for some reason all said he was really good in the preseason media stuff

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

brazilian OW twitter page used VERY CLEAR feminine pronoums for Emre

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why him and not someone like say Surefour?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I don't know what you mean

TreeEater
TreeEater

He's american, not an ugly sperg and a dps that is most likely to make easily replayable plays
He's what they need to sell OWL to normies.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

chubby, and also gay

Soft_member
Soft_member

us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/can-we-have-a-27-hint/4669/13

Cheeky

Interestingly enough the Brazilian twitter was also the one that listed Ana's name on the blueprints used to tease her while all the other versions left her name off of it.

girlDog
girlDog

If Emre is trans does that mean he will kill himself later in the story?

idontknow
idontknow

How does one discover this is their fetish and then decide to dedicate themselves to drawing it?

SniperGod
SniperGod

That guy looks like a goof

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Tell to stop, then

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

shut the fuck up commie

Booteefool
Booteefool

He's a leaf, and also not besties with Semmler.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Surefour is chunky and nerdy and less mass-marketable

I still love him though

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Implying Africa is a country

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

all these Swedish players

Why didn't Sweden make a team?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

that phara
I want to commit a crime

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Soe has cum in her hair, this is a new level of lewd!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't trust it. I'll wait for a european (german) twitter post.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

That is a very good question
You should post happy Mei instead

Firespawn
Firespawn

gib money
i gib u team

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

too haraam desu

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

meaty sticks
This is way too gay

whereismyname
whereismyname

Just admit you love it, you slut.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I was kinda hesitant to believe, but look at

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

didn't they got steamrolled during the ow world cup?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

These LAN events are so boring compared to csgo, dota, r6, LoL.
Shit will die soon

Supergrass
Supergrass

She's graying and just doesn't give a shit
I wish I was getting gray streaks instead of thinning

Soft_member
Soft_member

he doesn't love meaty sticks

likme
likme

They're boring because there's endless fucking breaks and filler. Stage 1 was hell on earth when Shanghai Dragon's were getting stomped.

Skullbone
Skullbone

You can win loot for watching now, keep holding your breath.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

gving a shit about dota, r6 and LoL

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They really can't stop talking about weiners

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

this QP tier widow

farquit
farquit

It's almost three in the morning here in Sweden, the event is not targeting a European market

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ok. incoming. brace for it…
Maybe it is because I'm too tired, but I don't get it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

giving a shit about csgo

Illusionz
Illusionz

What would a Swedish team even be named? Only thing I could think of is Stockholm or Gothenburg Ironclad

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

overwatch = bad

prove me wrong

cum2soon
cum2soon

Just the average Semmler casting.
Dude, someone's laughing at his jokes himself, so it's fine.

Skullbone
Skullbone

unfortunately nothing more I can post here.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm sure that it's just a translation mistake
Right?

JunkTop
JunkTop

apart from overwatch, it's the only esport worth watching

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

WWE invested in C9 a while back

espn.com/esports/story/_/id/21125519/esports-cloud9-receives-25-million-series-funding-wwe-hunter-pence-others

Emberburn
Emberburn

He means how the Brazil twitter gave away something before when other twitter versions didn't.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bastuträsk Stompers

SniperWish
SniperWish

Except London

Or does the UK not count despite being in Europe?

RavySnake
RavySnake

some of you guys are cool don't be semmler when you wakeup tomorrow

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Waow

eGremlin
eGremlin

Maybe Fortnite has potential?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

not the link, i was talking about the ana situation.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm just going to have to mute this.

Emberfire
Emberfire

so here is a story
i got a drop and it told me to launch ow to see it and it was 1/100 of a skin and i lmao'd closed ow and closed the stream

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

god she's ugly as fuck

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Did they spend that $25m on adderall

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

If you get good enough, you could have groupies cheering you at OWL too.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

but i'm french, i'm already half-way to being Semmler

Flameblow
Flameblow

They probably should have if they didn't

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Stockholms kungar

happy_sad
happy_sad

Bastuträsk
Kek
Although Stockholm Stompers would actually sound nice

takes2long
takes2long

This image will never stop cracking me up.
all these perfectly fine and self explanatory abilities
everyone gets a few
then there's mama hong and MANSLAUGHTER

I'm calling it now, the final hero released for OW will be either her or the jetpack cat.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw no linkzr's gf gf

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

gum girl is a cute, cute!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Malmö Lutefisks

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

she's hot as fuck, shut the hell up

Emberburn
Emberburn

Cutest matching emotes.

girlDog
girlDog

Is the girl on the left Muma's sister? They have strikingly similar giant gums.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You retard where did I call Africa a country.
Typical low IQ racist

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

America wins on the English map
England wins on the American map

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Oh, ok.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

damn Jake's asian girlfriend is kind of ugly indeed

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

she's hot as fuck, shut the hell up

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

"""england"""

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what's english about spitfire

whereismyname
whereismyname

stockholm syndrome

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Google Stockholm Stompers to see if it's taken

there's a jazz band with that name

Forget that I guess

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Haven't seen that nigga in years

farquit
farquit

weak eyebrow game
boring long hair
not even looking particularly younger
nigga wat

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

are you eating anything while watching owl?
I'm making curry to honor the memory of symmetra

Nojokur
Nojokur

do you think he made chocolate rain on carolina?

Lunatick
Lunatick

tay zonday
lol what the fuck?
I thought he vanished off the face of the earth after chocolate rain

Bidwell
Bidwell

did she died

Skullbone
Skullbone

Muma's sister seems so obsessed with Jake.
Do you think he outright rejected her ugly ass yet or doesn't want to risk team chemistry?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

ham sammich and coffee

happy_sad
happy_sad

I actually ate a curry chicken sandwich from McDonalds.

It was okay. It had some pineapple on it.

massdebater
massdebater

none of "England" speak English
really makes you think

Methnerd
Methnerd

Drinking a beer, already ate.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I dunno but she's really fuckin obsessed with him, her twitter is pretty scary.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

sunflower seeds to honor the sun god.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

link

viagrandad
viagrandad

if semmler says there it is one more time I'm going to fly to america and attack him

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

she died in owl a long time ago

w8t4u
w8t4u

Smartfood

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Just ate some yogurt.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

that's a monkaS

idontknow
idontknow

giving a shit about originality

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

AND THERE IT IS

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Slut.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Back to twitch chat underage

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Funny how they get hype over cleanup but don't even mention that that single pulse bomb on Muma effectively averted a whole team fight at the end of A

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Drinking iced tea, I had a sandwich earlier

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I just ate a entire bag of cheetosn

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

And there it was.

Bidwell
Bidwell

how are these gay faggots slaying the gooks lmfao
I just don't understand

hairygrape
hairygrape

this is how d.va mech actually functions

Emberburn
Emberburn

I don't get it, london is obviously going to be based in london right? Are teams going to have to fly from potentially korea or china to london once a week for games and vice versa? that seems like some pretty intense travel.

WebTool
WebTool

ok. incoming. brace for it…
New builder?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Chocolate Rain came out 11 years ago

Damn

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

SPECULATION
i imagine there will be regional stages or something to avoid this

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

A bottle of Soylent. Its all I need to watch some OWL!

takes2long
takes2long

Blizzard sold OWL on the idea that teams actually will have home stadiums and shit but who knows if it'll get there in reality. They already had trouble finding international investors and now they're going to raise the franchise price.

w8t4u
w8t4u

when the owl boys go 2-2 so everyone gets a free extra token

Snarelure
Snarelure

Going to remind you all that the point of the teaser was revealing the new hero is a Reinhardt counter. Specifically, the new mission had Reinhardt combating some type of omnic.

The new name in the post is a red herring.

TALON
TANK
CONFIRMED
Or maybe a defense hero

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

lewd matagi hero when

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That chick dressed as Junkrat has so me massive fucking titties

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Damn that dark haired cutie with the rainbow flag
<3

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Anime was a mistake

girlDog
girlDog

going 12-6 with dva

5mileys
5mileys

plain salted tortilla chips are better

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Oh you.^^

Emberfire
Emberfire

It's incredibly weird that "I move away from the mic to breathe in" can be considered one of the early internet memes

RavySnake
RavySnake

That looks so fucking stupid
Why can't Japan just get its mind out of porn and be human for once.

WebTool
WebTool

I wish I could buy Soylent over here, or at least at that price. There's some meal replacement stuff but it's like 3x times more expensive.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Rein counter
Take it easy on him, he's already Throwhardt right now.

Skullbone
Skullbone

why can't i control what other people create

fuck off

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

kids don't know about old memes
we have to pass these down to the next generation

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Is it true that every time Houston loses Rawkus gets gangbanged as punishment???

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

they are literally shitposting and fully aware of how stupid is. they appreciate it in a self-ironic way.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

still highest pick rate tank
Excuse me?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

franchise price is going up because it was a success. the 20m buyin was risky and hence lowered for the first round. 50k daily viewers was considered a win for blizzard and their figures. Since it has done well they can confidently bump up the prices. I forget the exact numbers, but the promo to buy bits for OWL tokens is getting them around $100 grand per stream alone.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's 2am and I'm trying to lose weight, so no snacks for me.

Had a Pepsi Max though.

5mileys
5mileys

Counter for a hero nobody plays anymore

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

implying that's even remotely close to what he said

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

where, in bronze?

Firespawn
Firespawn

did you manage to get the token rewards working?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

it may not be what he said but it's clear that is what he wants.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I wish I could afford branded diet colas.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

5mileys
5mileys

It's like trying to teach a kid not to fail, it doesn't work that way

idontknow
idontknow

reddit spacing

takes2long
takes2long

Linkzr is playing like trash

Inmate
Inmate

He has the 2nd worst pickrate in the only ranks that matter. Are you fucking braindead?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

veekyforums.com/thread/206197878/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206197878/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206197878/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/206197878/video-games
new

SniperGod
SniperGod

Not just drinking water instead of that unhealthy crap

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

T H E R E I T I S

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

going on and on about jake
SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEE

Techpill
Techpill

wtf already?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Ana insisting her man get a commendation
Good waifu.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

how many bombs can jake miss?

takes2long
takes2long

Emre Sarioglu

is this another literally who or have we seen them before?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

EZ fucking Rape

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why'd they let that dumb bitch bring her daughter to the super cool Overwatch members photo shoot

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

underrated

MPmaster
MPmaster

Same reason they let the dumb 19 year old med student take a picture with them.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

got a 24 day mute for typing ez in chat every time I killed a faggot in ffa

and people still play blizzard games holy fuck

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