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Enough is enough lolbabs
Post some big, fat League butts NOW
That skin tilts me so much. I wish i had SG Udyr
I love all of these champions.
ekko buffs when
FACT: Lulu has the CUTEST EARS!
talon was actually the problem, even though ive never seen it a problem before
negative winrate swain mid
first promo game
riot thinks they can stop me
DON'T HOLD ME BACK, KIDDOS *unsheathes katana*
Im going to turn all of you into Kindredfags.
I was running through the OST for an old game a while ago. I guess it's an appropriate thread theme: youtube.com
sneaky = cute
I wanna cuddle Jinx and tell her she always makes me happy
good job bro
riot's been going extra HAM on the forced 50s lately
They should just rework Kayle already
play duo with your actual duo who's good at the game and tryhard
play duo with e-girls while building full lethality Xin
How does this shit work?
Already have Lightsbane though
implying I don't like Kindred lots
implying I didn't want them to get a Year of the Dog skin
the absolute audacity to imply that I
only like Lamb and primarily for her pleasurable butt
You disgust me.
But she's not my waifu.
STOP BUFFING CHAMPIONS RIGHT AFTER THEY GOT NERFED
GIVE THE PLAYERBASE SOME TIME TO ADJUST AND GIT GUD
Almost lost a match because Twitch is a retarded champion that should be deleted from the game
same exact player from my last game
Yes lolg, I just quit the client. I don't even see why I need a 50% winrate to win games.
my team a good chunk of the cancer champs
enemy team bans a good chunk of the cancer champs
great feeling desu friends
B E S T
G I R L
Imagine watching the waves of impact across her ass when your pelvis thrust smacks against the soft pillowy tush.
When it comes to leaving due to having issues with the rules surrounding bad talk, such ones are a minority and/or banned so they can't be part of it anymore anyway.
ah yes the good ol’ “we have plenty of other customers we don’t need you go fuck yourself xd” line that only winners use.
Why do they always keep the pens around for the shot?
Lan "i trace over other people's work without crediting them" didzu
idk how this works but literally this game (in loading screen)
60% wr gp top
75% wr velkoz mid (like 25ish games)
didn't check my jgl but assume he's good
nice coinflip teams
I want to cuddle Jinx and tell her she always makes my dick happy
redditors literally crying because a pr person quit
this is my fault and i like it
What kind of people are on reddit dude, that sometimes make me wonder
Best skins only
I must admit that it
would be unlikely to happen even if such a situation was possible. My favourite thing would be to go hard and deep in her ass, while one had fingered her, the other at a breast and tongue dancing with hers. Alternatively a face-to-face position where my mouth is working her remaining breast and she's free to toss her head and moan.
linking up R*ddit
You outplayed yourself, friend.
how do i fight lategame tristana
For a second I actually thought this was a new Mord bug.
Assassin falls behind
Spends the whole game complaining how broken tanks are
Don't play assassins if you're going to be a useless bitch
I want to tell Cassiopeia how PRETTY I think she is!
[laughs in metal]
3 game lose streak
easiest game of my life
Wtf no told support was freelow
Don't have really any good ass pics for Vi
that could be posted here without me getting banner so i decided to go for a crop that will probably get me banned anyways.
why are her eyebrows so long?
xth for spunky punk girls sitting on my face
afk warning in practice tool cause I decided to go make some soup
leave 50 minutes later after I've fucked around with builds and 4 infernals etc etc
get notification that I've been put in a lower priority queue
WHAT THE FUCK
sorry let me edit this
how do i kill lategame tristana
t. somebody who installed this 3 days ago
Playing Jax Jungle, top laner is Rengar
Enemy top is DB Riven
Nonstop breeding commences
The death moans that Riven lets out in this skin give me a mega boner. I didn't like it at first but it grew on me.
bought dawn breaker riven just for that ass
played her 30 times in my ranked games and maintained 60% win rate
wait you are fucking telling me the girl on the right is sneaky?
tfw Vi will never back that ass up into you
Sauce me pls
this is what happens when pro players start dressing up as girls and everyone is fine with it
honestly i love vis desgin she really inspired me
no art of Vi getting embarrassed because Jinx stole her clothes, leaving only some of hers, which are far too small for Vi
meanwhile Jinx is trying on Vi's clothes and having fun
I want to find out how
tight Cassiopeia is
SHURIMA vs 5 robots trained to fuck your mouth
put some bets on it
Vi standing in front of you with her ass pressed onto your crotch
To do what?
THE ORDER HAS BEEN GIVEN
I just got a team where my adc was a jg main, jg was a mid main, top was a mid main, and I clicked fill
I thought fill would put me in a team of most people having their roles because I'm or someone else is available for any role. Guess not
"Do you have a license for that gun, user? I might have to take you into custody."
What do you do when you need to pee in the middle of a game? Do you just let it go in your pantsu?
sneaky's fucking mustard skin yikes
still no shurima hut manager skin
i pee before every game obviously what kind of fuckin question is that lamo
I really hope that someday you return to god's light. Until then, double down on all efforts to
kill yourself, you demented degenerate.
he doesn't have a piss bottle strapped to his dick
can't even play league of legends because of forced losses with intentional feeders and stealth afkers
THE ORDER IS GIVEN
DELIVER IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS
snakes only have one hole called a cloaca
they urinate deficate and lay eggs out of it, its a jack of all trades for excretia and sexual function
Why would I kill myself when I have so much fun being a degenerate whore
What are the funnest champions to play at
6 items with gathering storm
THE CUSTOMER REQUESTS WE SEND THE CUTEST DELIVERY GIRL
SIVIR YOUR TIME TO ASCEND HAS COME
Vi with men
Take that filth out of here and stay out. She's for girls only.
Jeez this is even better than I expected.
Thank you residential /lolg/ herpetologist
Yurifags fuck off
... and we just won because literally everyone hardstomped their lanes (top had a bit of trouble, but toplaner impact on the game is a big XD anyway). enemy team had a bunch of autofills. very balanced games today, really enjoying them!!!
What happens if Sivir is late?
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to unload your gun for you user"
nice man, hopefully I get hit with that lluck soon
The price of the pizza gets taken off her pay check. Duh.
you'll hit your 30s soon enough, and then it'll all come tumbling down.
A SHURIMAN IS NEVER LATE
Hating on the purest form of love
Is there no dept to which filth like you won't sink?
*Punches your balls till you cum blood
got no honours for this game
not even my support
she'll just suck your dick to keep you quiet about her tardiness
That implies that Vi would actually care that much. Free spirit like that wouldn't care that much.
how does anybody lose to a sona? she does absolutely nothing.
t. never spoken to the police or a women
eyy i'll pray for you bud
this isn't very funny
hey lolg new player here what champion should i buy first?
I'm saving up for kaisai because she is the newst one so she will be the best right?
Still got almost a decade before then, and you best believe I'm gonna enjoy it
Fuck off, weeb. Yuri is shit and always will be shit
I'd honor you if you were my adc!
finally we got to the good part
sona not doing anything is a meme that butthurt cucks dropped in the echo chamber desu.
I would like it a lot more but that tiny half of a skirt peeking out really bothers me
Like that's too much needless asymmetry
Imagine the jiggle
This is the closest you get, fampai.
Anyone else getting pretty sick and tired of all these akali one tricks? I swear to god they are fucking everywhere. From silver to plat all I see is akali one tricks. None of you guys are fucking tf blade and the fact that you let some high school graduate kid influence you is pretty fucking pathetic.
16 year old girl got to challenger playing mid sona
"Best" doesn't really exist in this game and newer doesn't imply stronger like some mobile gacha game.You should play the free week champs to get a feel of what type of champion you like and then people can give you suggestions on who else to try in the same vein.
I make a bathroom run before EVERY game.
implying they were not having sex
yuri is fine when they share a dick
tfw have a 70% w/r with Kayn but every game feels like a fucking struggle due to his early game
C'mon mang I'm just tryna lewdpost idk anything about law enforcement
at least you'll be busy being a degenerate instead of setting yourself up with a future
Her fat ass jiggling in shorts too small
Her bust almost popping out of Jinx's top
She just wants her clothes back from the beanpole
Vi has the best body, I hope she gets a skin again soon
being this much of a cockmongler
Ekko skins when
I'm more excited to see Jinx desu. Smol girls in oversized clothes are adorable
Was the 16 year old girl part confirmed?
yuri is fine when they share a dick
This guy gets it.
dodge a game
queue up as adc so i dont get a shitty adc
forced 30% team again
karma actually picked taliyah and is our top laner
Futa a shit
Neck yourself, alt girls are for dicking
I'm just busting your balls fag.
Star guardians were made to be lewded
dildoes on top of the dresser
Do you just let it go in your pantsu?
I definitely don’t fucking do that
It's a win-win situation
Yeah it was a 16 year old girl(male)
sharing a dick means theres 1 dick and 2 women sharing it
futa has nothing to do with it
with a jaw like that maybe we all are really gonna make it.
maybe shares with Caitlyn if that makes you feel any better.
alt girls are for dicking
not for carpet munching
It should be illegal to have this much bad taste
But what if you really have to go. Don't you enjoy being covered in your own warm juices
You'd be the first to go if that was the case
being so beta you default to going down on people
wew soylord. this is a right wing christian image board, kindle fr*ck off.
I want Star Guardian Syndra to pump me full of her ultimate, one-shot me, and hover victorious over me with a throbbing, fully stacked Mejai's as she prepares to go dominate the rest of my team!
Vi is bi, my dude
That's a really strange way of eating yogurt lol
If you mean Bisexuals sharing, yeah, that's fine in my book
Next batch of Slut Guardians will be late July-early August to give enough of a time gap after the Pool Party event in early June. The lineup will be Sona (Legendary), Riven, Caitlyn, Vi, and
you should try slitting your wrists and covering yourself in several pints of your own blood
oh look another """accomplished"""" """""girl"""" gamer like relegades ""maria""
except she's biologically male so it means fucking nothing because thousands of other guys have made challenger before him
Can you cut me instead, I prefer it when I'm abused by other anons
I want to film her being broken as all the filthy nerds and geeks tap her face with their dicks and take her in every hole until she becomes a drooling slut for them and send the tape to
what are some champions that can oneshot even when not fed?
when will riot grow a pair and give it to an edgelord or chadbro champion like star guardian kayn or some shit
or star guardian malphite
not wanting every Ahri, Lux, LeBlanc, Syndra, and
EVELYNN who dominates you to build Mejai's so they can farm you, get fully stacked and go on a rampage against your entire team
it's almost like you aren't into femdom and haven't figured out how to get your sexual enjoyment while playing the game
Would you prefer if it was the teachers instead
I bet Sarah Fortune, event organizer, put them up to this
I’m not fucking touching you under any circumstances
How do I play Lux after laning phase?
Your lane opponent and enemy Jungle are duo
Describe your main's lore in 7 words or less
tfw no qt support gf to bully for not zoning in lane!
Delete someone important with your combo
I want to cuddle and kiss Syndra while she tells me all about her powers, that's what I want!
No, none of that!
man women look more plastic all the time.
give me a couple months and you'll be an even bigger whore than I am
League of Legends
being a sg isnt even special because anybody can get it
2x4 girl booms city, mocks local police.
lmao that crazy bitch got a minigun
Lux buffs on the PBE? Why, isn't she easy enough?
Fuck dragons and fuck birds (demons).
League girls seem really clumsy when it comes to eating yogurt. What gives?
wow jinx main twins!
idk maybe because she's trash
people think Trynd will break the game with conqueror
people fail to realize the only thing keeping Jax base stats from being out of control is the fact his damage is split, an thus affected by two resistances
Jax' only weakness is being removed with conqueror
Finally, a real weapon.
Became a mage after leaving Noxian prison
Hasn't that bitch been buffed like three times already? Can this slut stop being spoiled for one second?
Why doesn't Jinx just run around naked?
0-6 Jungle at the 15 minute mark.
2-9 ADC at the 20 minute mark.
Nothing makes me want to stop playing this game more than teams this shitty. The ADC literally ran into the open against a fucking Blitzcrank, and our mid/jungle just fed the hell out of their Zed.
As fucking BARD I did more damage than every other person on the team.
No Vi legendary Star Guardian
Life is pain
SG Kayn would work really well considering he and Rhaast are already a pretty goofy duo.
you default to going down on people
They can munch carpets too sperglord. Stop projecting.
I hope you were slamming that "ff" from 15 minutes
Vi's great design and you want to waste it on Star Guardian trash
Their screams will echo in this place
Apparently hitting her broken hit box skills is top hard.
Big tall metal hollow "fuck you" armor
She has to carry her bullets some how
and I guess she really likes her belts also
Sona is the next star guardian skin calling it now fuck you
What kinda of fag wouldn't munch Vi's carpet?
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG BOOM BABY
Or maybe Nami. Kayle/Morg potentially if it's around their rework
tfw sjokz will never ride your face
Stay at the backline and fire your Es. When they clump up and get low, ult. W your teammates. Save your Q to self peel, your range is your advantage so don't try to make plays with it.
lu lu lu lu CAW CAW CAW
star guardian kayle
tfw want to play league ranked but im tilted and already lost too much lp today
I'm on break and have literally nothing else to do
Honestly, I could just use with more voice lines so long as the personality remains the same
Fucked up so go blind and kick
Either get yourself a burner alt account or learn to enjoy normals. No way around it.
I like to win, Im considering jax becuase his lore says' he wins alot
is this a good investment?
OUTTA MY WAY NOXIAN FUCKING SHITS
GP one shots me from across the lane with a barrel and ult
christ i love my support so much, i'd be nothing without them
I'd be fine with star guardian Vi if it was something like a mix of SG Jinx and Ezreal. The non girly design of Ezreal(compared to other SG skins) with the large amount of skin showing like Jinx.
It would be better than debonair and project, desu.
Death good all so must feel death
haha, lol! RETARD!
How about tight booty shorts and a crop top? Kinda like Jinx but a little less frilly on the top?
What about a long, yankii skirt with a crop top for SG Vi?
You don't bully your support!
Do literally nothing wrong. Jayce's a cunt.
They're in it for the easy weeb money
Long skirt and Vi don't go together at all. I feel like pants would suit her the most but they would have to make her top extra lewd, exposing lots of midriff and cleavage.
he’s probably due up for nerfs
Yeah, I was just thinking of doing that old school Japanese delinquent look because it would be something different for a Vi skin.
It's probably going to be tight pants or booty shorts
giving new animations
Good start, they better make more. I dont wanna see a single thing reminiscent of classic
Emperor with harem, Xerath is a TRAITOR
Is Sivir part of the reborn Emperor's harem?
Has sheen been BIRDED?
Yeah something like that could be good
it would certainly spawn plenty of amazing smut. But something with pants seems more likely.
Vi and skirts sounds like it would work together as well as oil and water.
goddamn that looks like trash
CONSTANTLY serving the community, providing aid to victims of Zaunite chem-spills
Build Blitzcrank to help out
No judgement passed when Blitz becomes independent, but credit for Blitz is stolen by some dickwad
Put hundreds of civilians on life support
Jayce directly causes all of their deaths
Viktor did NOTHING wrong.
There's only 7 m8. "Jayce's" is a contraction
better blame the support
No but the harem probably worships his thighs.
Zaunites are great, fuck pilties, Vik is a good dude
i would like to question whether "Jayce is" as a contraction is actually Jayces' and not Jayce's because this would imply possession not contraction but I also know that an apostrophe at the end of it would be weird since the "s" is not included by default
What Lux needs is a rework. Her kit is a mess, she's an artillery support burst mage with a passive that requires her to weave in AAs between spellcasts. Neither of those things jive well with eachother, a burst mage shouldn't need to weave in AAs and an artillery mage shouldn't need to be in range for the AA. And neither needs a self + ally shield. And she needs to be intentionally awkward in order not to be broken. She's the only meta mage that actually still needs to AA the caster minions after the wave clear spell even after a complete AP item, and needs to be kept that way in order to have her burst controllable.
You dont know if i was doing bad! I wanna WIN lane, not go even and be forced to farm all lane!
Since SG Miss Fortune is an "event organizer" does that mean that she's in charge of organizing the orgies to recharge their mana?
“jayce’s” can be either possession or a contraction of “jayce is,” context dependent
Jayces' would be possessive of multiple Jayces. "Jayce is" is still "Jayce's" because in the context of the sentence that meaning is implied whereas the possessive isn't. Punctuation can have multiple uses as long as the context is clear.
Xerath is a TRAITOR
oh boy can't wait to pay $30 for that skin
tfw you main mf
tfw you own every ultimate skin but won't but mf's because its suck a piece of shit
constant 1 sided losses but just enough wins to get me promoted and delude me into thinking the system will let me win a game
what season does this end
Kayle and Morg won't be reworked in time for the next Star Guardian event. Nami's too hard of a fit design-wise but as a support could work. The schedule will basically look like this more or less:
Irelia VGU - mid April
EnlessPillows' Assassin - mid to late May
Aatrox GU - late May to early June
Pool Party event - late June
Akali VGU - early July
Star Guardian event - early August
New Champ - mid to late August
Next VGU in September some time
Your viable pool of female champs to pick from for the next batch is: Xayah, Sona, Nami, Riven, Vi, Caitlyn, Ashe, Diana, Leona, Elise, Evelynn, Kai'sa(doubtful), Kalista, Karma, Katarina, Leblanc, Nidalee, Orianna, Quinn, Sejuani, Sivir, Shyvana, Tristana, Vayne, Zoe, Zyra
Now of that list supports then ADCs then mages are prioritized based on past choices.
So Sona, Nami, and Karma are very likely, particularly since it's been a while since the last skin for any of them.
Xayah, Ashe, Caitlyn, and Tristana are probably the most likely ADCs and of those I honestly think Caitlyn or Tristana have the best chances.
Riven, Vi, Evelynn, or Leona are probably the most apt choices for the final slot if it doesn't go to some guy like Taric or Kayn.
There's also some consideration as to what champs would work the best in Invasion I guess. Sona would be broken in it. Trist too. Leona would even be a better tank than Poppy. But I doubt the choices would be made around the game mode more than what would fit the theme and what would sell the best.
adcs continue to exploit support/gold income items
riot nerfs one after another but cannot stop the golden carnage
when will they just accept their shitty doran's blades/culls as their destined starter items?
i didnt even pass english courses very well for what its worth
how i graduated high school to begin with is a mystery to me
I’m suprised they haven’t reworked her already, she hasn’t been relevent in fucking YEARS
MF's ultimate is honestly the only one I've considered buying.
adc just farms instead of helping me
You all are like that!
This rune is really fun on Kha'Zix.
reminder of who you're giving your money to
you have very bad taste
In a contraction, the apostrophe substitutes the omitted letter, my ESL friend. Jayces' is the possessive of Jayces, not of Jayce.
even riot think it isn't worth full ultimate price
le ebin quirky robot voice
not changing her idle animations when even 1350rp skins do it
I don't care if you buy it but I want to know why you'd buy it over elementalist lux
Unfortunately, there's a pretty long list of champions that need a rework even more than her.
would someone like to play one for all
I want to do lewd things to hanayo
There's actually nothing wrong with what they're saying. They can't police champ select and babysit the childish fanbase at every step of the game so at the very least they allow you to take some action on your own by giving you a 5 minute dodge timer and only 3 LP loss. People sending in tickets only bogs down the support queue for people that need actual game support. This is kind of the only recourse they have at this point in time.
Why does Kaisa have such a big butt?
i mean honestly i would say aatrox is less in need of a rework than lux and his is coming up pretty soon here
Why the fuck should players have to wait five minutes and lose LP just to dodge some retarded Vayne or Yasuo picker? If you ban their main, they go on and feed--they still do so even if you don't ban their champs. Either get rid of the LP loss on dodges, or incorporate the ability to vote kick a person in champ select, while forcing the kicked person to take an LP loss and wait before queueing again.
Her father was so mobile they needed to find a way to make his daughter not as mobile while still having some appeal, so they weighed her down with a fat ass.
Because there should be a penalty to ducking out of champ select, particularly for ranked when you're more inclined to do so.
And vote kick would be a very abusable feature, particularly when punishing the kicked player. Pick something offmeta or something your team doesn't favor and you get punished while they can pick whatever the hell they want?
Is she self conscious about how her fat ass weighs her down?
help me lolg i am bad at league
i am very bad at the game i dont know why
itry so hard and in the end it doesnt even matter
which champion do i buy to fix this?
KASSADIN IS THICC
split damage is a weakness
Virtually 0 mechanics. Learn to play the game rather than how to play your character while also trying to learn the game.
Why does Kaisa have such a big butt?
She get it from her mamma.
Void cum naturally enhances feminine traits to ensure more healthy children. Kai'sa's been getting steady doses all her life, not just from her suit either.
Are there any decent Ryze and/or GP mains to follow on Twitch?
I already follow Tobias but he seems a bit to meme-y for my taste.
"void cock" is getting old what's the next big lewdpost meme?
does her suit constantly have an appendage inside her puss?
he’s hit and miss
Kai'sa suit will never bind you two together to ensure you cum inside her and cuddle afterwards
Something new I'd imagine. Tightposting, dragon pussy, void rape, star guardian mana recharge, femdom teasing, etc...etc...has all been horrifically repetitive and played out.
missionary, handholding, and having intercourse for the sole purpose of reproduction with the person you love and are married to
come back to lol after a few month's hiatus
discover they retconned reksai out of being Kassadin's daughter
real daughter is now magically some barbie wannabe samus aram
Holy FUCK riot if i knew you guys were still such shitters i'd have stayed gone seriousky fuck you
Public sex/lewd activities
Rek'sai was never Kass' daughter outside of your own autistic fanfic user.
having sex with Kaisa
the suit starts to form around you
by the time you see what's happening you can't get out
the suit wraps around both of you preventing you from moving at all and keeping you fully inside her
hand-holding in missionary is unironically my favorite kink, as long as it's preceded by seriously hardcore BDSM. Now that's some intimate shit
none of us wanted this, you can't deny the living bodysuit is kinda hot tho
I don't like or play Lux with enough frequency to warrant spending $25 dollars on her. I absolutely despise Ezreal and Sona, and Definitely Not is better than Spirit Guard Udyr.
why is a champion as non interactive as singed allowed?
he just proxies your waves all day then runs at your carry at 1000000 miles per hour and flips them
Speak for yourself fag. Kass' daughter being the first conventionally attractive female in years was a nice return to form. Only autists wanted her to be some monstrosity.
Which League girls are the NICEST?
I don't like or play Lux with enough frequency to warrant spending $25 dollars on her.
You spend that much on Lux so your ears don't bleed every time you play her.
She likes eating peaches
Only autists wanted her to be some monstrosity.
Literally what is wrong with wanting a voidy monster girl
at a glance the word NICEST looks like INCEST to me
I can't deal with this shit anymore
bottom lane is 0/6 10 minutes in, the vayne buys double dorans a rushes bork
kata is absolute awful and the enemy ahri is already legendary by 14 minutes
then these niggrs refuse to surrender because of the "I never surrender ganbere!!!!XD" mentality
i'm just on perma low priority q, after 7 years playing I just can't stomach to play 15 minutes more of this slog that is lost anyway
We already have Rek'sai
And we hadn't had a normal, attractive female champ since Jinx. There was also no reason to make her monstrous considering the human men associated with the Void are perfectly normal.
look at this shit
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
WHY NOT SURRENDER AT 15
user you dont know what I mean, not a beast a monster girl.
Imagine being Kai'Sa bodysuit. All day and night, 24/7, tightly wrapped around every inch of that curvy body
YOU ARE KIDDING YOURSELF IF YOU THINK ANY LANE MATTERS EXCEPT BOTLANE
EVERY OTHER LANE EXISTS SOLELY TO SNOWBALL BOTLANE AND GAMES ARE ENTIRELY DEPENDENT ON WHOS BOTLANE FEEDS
the chad bodysuit
Soraka, Lux, Poppy
I love Lissandra!
if your waifu was a pokemon, what type(s) would she be?
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
3 dashes is not enough for ahri
she flashed to kill me
wow nice champ
What about Lulu?
Holy shit Janna is cancer why is she allowed to exist
The best part is they're testing if they want to give her 5
Fucking up a tower dive as my entire team is spamming MIA pings on me
Does that mean pic related are the NICEST girls in league?
They nixed that in less than 24 hours. Which, you know, it happens for less outrageous changes plenty of the time too, but in this case it really does feel like they just plain realized how retarded it was.
Is Azir decent now?
I'd like to know before dumping hours into trying to master him.
Is Ranked a good out let for competitive and non ranked would then become comfy?
Jinx and Vi are for cuddle! Not for fight!
What if Jinx was a girl(boy)?
to those who recommended yasuo to me (an emberspirit main from dota) i fucking thank you
he feels so fast and clean to play. i only played 2 games but they were by far the most fun i've had in this game, and I think I can handle his kit good enough so far. went 10/1/8 legendary on my 2nd game easily.
TP ganking bot is easy due to 2 dashes (ADC+sup) even with no creep wave. very fun
in both games my sup picked blitz for that knockup+yas ult combo
i had no idea this was a thing until these supports started abusing it. holy shit!!
post top 2 rows
Wait til you get a Rakan or Braum support with an Orianna mid. Shit gets bonkers.
But female (XX) Jinx is better in every way tho
and futa Vi is best Vi
futa Vi is best Vi
i look forward to that. i also know ali/janna are considered top tier supports in higher brackets, so if I can climb I look forward to those guys too! goddamn do i love this character. glad he was free so i could try him
not sure whether to attempt to learn yas top as well, or pick up some camille too in case yas is banned.
this is probably an understatement, frankly. That thing is like an industrial press
Play him bot with Janna support and it will work well
I would disagree about best Vi, but Vi needs more love in every form
yikes you're cancer
not having Jinx and Vi both with vicegrip tightness
calls anyone cancer
came back to league after hiatus from 2015, enjoying it more than before
God what I wouldn't give for some straight porn of Vi. CaitxVi fags can say whatever but you know she lets Jayce fuck her in the bathroom between shifts
Solo Vi is better fully female.
With Jinx I guess she'd work better as the futa, particularly since Jinx was built to be dominated on every level
sweet I'll try it. i used to ember bot in dota when someone insisted on mid. it was slower (less gank/snowball heavy) but it let me get my midgame items sooner. i assume it'd be like that in league too?
if im playing yas bot do i start with a shield or something to make autos less painful? whats the proper way to survive in lane vs aggressive botlane? also gonna look for a vid or 2 on it now to learn more
Xth for taking your pure, kind and lovely waifus.....
And corrupting them by getting g u ro smut involving them killing me, so you can get RP!
I'll agree with you mostly on this but I wouldn't say Jinx was the one meant to be dominated hint hint...
This is also just as nice
whats the proper way to survive in lane vs aggressive botlane?
the fact that you have the audicty to call anyone cancer shows how much of a bitch you truly are.
poki not wearing heels or even stockings
sneaky wearing heels and stockings
Makes sense desu.
kill yourself my friend
If you feel like one tricking him he's still strong in the right hands.
Expect to lose until you get used to him because he isn't as strong as he used to be. You're playing to scale and Riot's been buffing the fuck out of early game, but stay loyal and know your limits and you will serve the emperor well.
Would Jinx or Vi be tighter though?
Or I could not fucking play Lux and play Morgana instead whenever I go mid since she's both a more fun and much stronger champion overall. And I'm not paying 25 dollars to move from one shitty voiceover to another. I find it odd that people complain about Lux's new VO at all, she's still the same vapid twat she's always been.
The 2x4 is tighter than the Brickhouse
i should probably play a game or 2 as her to figure out how strong her kit is. I had a couple jannas support me in a low skill game and it didn't go well (i got shit on by the enemy duo whenever i went for a last hit).
tell me about the brand
why does he wear the cargo shorts?
posturing around baron
their singed proxies in our base
everyone backs to stop him except me
when does this retardation end?
Yasuo works perfectly fine in top lane. Though he has some rougher matchups there compared to mid. Mainly with bruisers that can get in his face and out trade him early. Even then his insane two item powerspike means you can just outscale anyone and become a splitpushing monster by 15 minutes.
here's that word again, you're using it wrong
people already abuse the system by intentionally feeding, afking, and trolling; but abusing a positive feature is wrong.
rekt garen in lane
he manages to get a couple kills mid game
he becomes an unkillable god
just runs right through us absorbing damage and cc
still lives and manages to run down adc
so fuckin stupid
Who is the most fun champ?
Is it a close comparison at all?
You cannot answer this question because fun is subjective.
the 2 items are PD+IE correct? I started shitting out absurd damage when I had those.
i saw on probuilds a lot of people built those 2 items, except one where a guy when statikk instead of PD (i assume he wanted to splitpush/farm harder instead of fight)
Before Brand turned into a fire man,he carried tons of lighters in his cargo pants. One day a rogue spark ignited his cargo pants. The top half of his pants fused with his now smoldering body but the bottom of each leg burnt away. This is why he is always wearing cargo shorts and how he became a fire man. The end.
o wow not nice
I'm very close to just dropping this game. If I can't spam Master Yi to victory, I am officially done.
I hate one sided determined at champion select/matchmaking losses. I want to play a game where we're even and trying to make the better play like it used to be 2.5 years ago
falling for this bait
stop trying to be special and just accept the fact that you can't play literal shit and still expect to win
Dude I just want to know what to play.
Haha no dude abuse is interchangeable with misuse with a more negative connotation depending on the context. Abusing an implemented feature of the game with no way to punish misuse is a far more apt application of the term than people doing bannable behavior in game. And you're out of your mind if you think that a kick vote won't actually be abused.
reminder that this is the level of quality riot thinks is acceptable for their game in 2018. think about this before you give them any more money. this is what you are enabling.
he cares about tight
not their technique, enthusiasm, dirty talk, and teamwork (in a threesome)
Ekko a cute. CUTE
Is there any way to change your HUD settings from your avatar/ health bar/ skills/etc to be on the top of your screen instead of the bottom?
THEY WILL NOT ENJOY THIS
Sona is CUTE!
post top 2 rows
There's only one slot, my friend.
describe what traits you like/dislike about characters.
you like tanking, cc, burst damage, sustained damage, melee, long range, splitpushing, jungling, farming, spell-based, right click-based, ganking, teamfighting. aoe, single target?
Yes PD > Boots > IE generally. From there people usually take Bloodthirster or Frozen Mallet for survivability depending on the game and teams. Though GA is never bad and sometimes a better choice.
Imagine how amazing Sona's model would be if it was made during this era of League
4 champs no one plays or cares about
Can they both stop you from pulling out?
Does Ekko use the Zero Drive to
eat a bunch of ice cream?
I have a literal afk in my match right now
I had an afk in my match about 5 games ago
yeah im playing like shit when we can't even remake because they went afk after 3 minutes
I really like playing Cass and Brand and just bullying people in lane but afterwards I am unable to find my footing because I fall behind on cs and find it hard to actually do anything. If I go up to deal damage, I get chain cced and one-shot, if I sit behind, I do absolutely nothing.
patrician. the dedication required for M7 Sol alone is impressive, not to mention Bard, TF, Graves and Kassadin.
#2 champ is akali
more of a noob than I am, somehow
He uses it to rape
Just got support. Do I pull out the Bard?
Your adc will not like that
Would you date Sej?
I don't even play top lane anymore
desu switching from top to ADC was the best decision I ever made in League
get autofilled next lobby
Sonas model will never have jiggle physics
No there's another Freljord girl that's captured my heart unfortunately.
another no muscle sej art
I would the real Sej instead
I've played Fiora like three times max in the past year but I had a big stint that shoved her up a long time ago. Only started really getting back into the game a few months ago too.
In a heartbeat
/lolg/! Help pls. Justs started playing her and I don't want to become the typical Riven that trashes talk and blames everything on her team, but seriously what am I supposed to do? I got camped hard on both games, while my own jungler NEVER (literally never) came top. I tried to make TP plays botlane to help out, secured 100% of the top scuttles. I bought pinks. I defended the red buff from Warwick two times. What else could I have done?
She is fit but not like that pic, she looks actually disgusting there
"I'm on a short fuse."
"I will blaze a trail."
"You can't contain me, summoner."
"After millennia, I am free!"
"This body is just one of many!"
"I am the fire that cleanses the world!"
"I'm on a short fuse."
"I will blaze a trail."
"You can't contain me, summoner."
"After millennia, I am free!"
"This body is just one of many!"
"I am the fire that cleanses the world!"
Here's what I've been listening to, good old fashioned Halo stuff:
first of all look up a guide and stop going comet
Needs more bird
well-built arms, abs, and shoulders
It's what's Boxbox's running...
and he has 20k more riven games than you
go on probuilds
Overly defined muscles, particularly on a woman, look gross. There's a difference between being toned and in shape and that. Sejuani has definition but it's not disgustingly so.
ywn get your ass slapped and get teased by Vi, Sejuani, and Illaoi
Don't always do what the pros do, it's a whole different level and some things they do require a high amount of skill to pull off right. Take Unsealed Spellbook and start ignite unless you're countered. Then, you can get kills early and swap to tp to roam a ton and get your team fed. Or you could go Electrocute to have that high burst throughout the entire game, even if you're a bit behind. I'm by no means a professional or high elo player, but this is just based on what I've seen from rivens
stop reminding me
Flamed and reported Olaf for inting. Holy fuck, Dark Harvest and Bloodrazor.
Comet is for harass and quick in-out trades, electrocute and aftershock are for all-ins, spellbook and fleet footwork are for farm-it-up lanes.
boxbox runs comet
Yes but why?
I absolutely despise Bard and Lux and Sivir would be up here had I not lost my last 3 games with her. Kai'Sa, Zyra, and Kled will likely be up here soon.
If Kai'Sa was a deodorant she'd be old spice'a
who here enjoys
im only level 20
just saying how fun it is to stomp some shitters
oh haha enemy team is trash but you have an afk so
tfw your internet has been functioning like shit this last week and you can't play League
I feel like there's something wrong with Sion's R hitbox, sometimes i just go over the enemy and i don't hit them.
Do like me and play FFV
If Kai'sa was an old German emperor she'd be Kai'sa
Never bully your support!
Honor your support every game!
Ekko is seriously in need of more love. He's such a love letter character with a tragic backstory. I hope he gets more skins soon
help guys I just started and I don’t want to be a typical riven but my jungler didn’t gank for mee!!!!
boxbox runs comet on riven so that means it’s good!!!
he doesn’t even run comet
I’d honestly recommend uninstalling and fucking off, probably should just go ahead and end your life too
want to draw Yordle lewds
literally cant stop playing
Tht's actually a good idea. I played FFVI last year for the first time and liked it a lot. I'll give it a try to FFV now
If Kai'Sa was not mean she'd be Nice'a
Loading into game-
Wait a minute
Top/Jungle have matching club tags
Bot/Support have matching club tags
I've never seen that much salt in a game before sweet Jesus.
this literally looks nothing like lux kys
load into a normal game
top/jungle/bot/support have matching club tags
the jungler focuses on mid and ganking for me as much as possible
I suggest we do an objective, the entire team immediately rotates to do what i asked
all the lanes win
we stomp the game
wish i could save up commends to use them all for situations like this
I see our empress has finally thickened up after taking so many loads from the Starchild.
autistic as fuck but I like it
don't call others cancer when u main kat
do u play veigar as support?
I can respect this level of dedication to a waifu
I like you
pretty cancerous dude. And I'm not even talking about Yasuo and Rengar
it seems like you have diverse tastes
Shame, I like your toplane champ pool but nor ur ADCs
I'd post mine but im on phone
Why are you being mean?
FFV is my favorite in the series. I actually don't care as much for VI myself, but the main reason for that is that I feel VI honestly has too many goddamn party members. IV has some of this problem as well but it still makes up for it. IV is melodramatic as hell though, it's kind of funny actually.
My internet is pretty shitty too so yeah I feel you. Also, bit of advice on FFV:
When you meet Lone Wolf the Pickpocket, don't free him.
Pretty high on the e-girl scale but I have my outliers desu
I basically only played veigar for a 2 month period both support and mid
Post dumb webms
I'm awful at Kayn
looks nothing like her
dude HUGE tits lmao
because i can pretty much 1000% guarantee that you, like every other riven player who doesnt understand why they suck on riven, arent using the passive properly and literally that’s it. It’s a google tier question that you couldve solved yourself but instead you had to come here and waste people’s time with retarded questions.
i got 2 of those 4 and udyr and pantheon are pussies and anyone that plays them is a bitch
morde is fine, mundo is fine
for now and considering pantheon was a statue that sold you shit i think its fair to say he has some right to look this way
I'm awful in general and just feed in norms.
What does it say about me that I want all those girls to dom me?
That you're a beta.
I'm not asking about what to do for my damage output, it was actually pretty high considering I literally started her today and I actually won most of the 1v2 with the toplaner and jungler. I'm not asking for help to win my lane, I'm asking for help to win the game when the other lanes are crapping the bed so hard. Focus on winning the lane harder or try to put out the fires on the other lanes? I know what to do regarding mechanics, I just need to practice my muscle memory now. It's with the macro that I'm having trouble with.
There really is no need to be so hurtful :( The dumbest part was me not cancelling my recall so that the ghost would straight up kill her
Is this how you tilt a Fiora?
I mean you tilted me with your cs. Can't imagine how bad the Fiora must feel losing to an incompetent prick like that.
Tfw all of the Bullet Angel chromas suck except for the yellow one
My garen built Trinity force, sterak, yommus, titanic hydra, and deaths dance. Says it's his secret build.
We lost, but he did do decent damage.
Isn't tri force too expensive to make since he doesn't have mana?
Make the mistake of trying a new champion in Normals
Up against a OTP Plat Vayne main (I'm Silver"
From now on I'm only playing new champions in ranked because apparently that's the only way to get matched against people at your skill level.
She was tilted from champ select.
Still she'd be able to force you out of lane with just two items anyway because dude muh duelist identity lmao
just created a new account to troll people and holy shit. if you don't say anything you really don't get banned. playing normally until a crucial moment as tahm kench is hilarious. eating people into the enemy team.
7 decides the champ I one-trick for a week.
play AD jungler
go mid and delete the wave
go top and delete the wave
get pissed and follow me around
too bag to steal the camps
their lane rots and they fall multiple levels behind
it's more fun than actually playing the game
ad leblanc top
lethality jinx mid
you better fucking post screenshots
Listen to Finding Paradise soundtrack while playing League
Perfect music for crying tears of sadness if team feeds, or crying tears of joy if team does well
not support Zed
I've played 6 or so games today. 3 had smurfs. Really makes the game unfun.
Why is shit like na.op.gg
Why everyone who pick Rhaast is a fucking dick?!
Lux and Kat working together
Hold the fucking phone
bring up the op.gg
laning against this
mid-late he goes afk
Because all the true bros go Chadow Assassin
No they play Rek'Sai instead of some Ionian shithead.
They are just toxic!
I hate shadow assassin more because "hehe I one shoot you because you are not a tank " !
But every shadow Kayn stays silent the entire every Rhaast just flames!!
Rek'sai is a garbage champ, sorry kid.
The entire game*!
have sej and leona on our team
i'm building full damage
"renekton plz build tank!"
"RENEKTON GO TANK"
we win game and i'm 5/2
if there is two tanks, especially sej and leona, then i'm entitled to go full damage
Post dumb webms
team tells me to build X way
immediately build the opposite even if I was planning on building X from the start
I know it's ridiculously egotistical and petty but good god I hate fucks that think they have the right to demand I play or build in a certain way. At least it's more tolerable than the retards that lock all squishy champs with no CC and tell you to pick an engage tank as if you're suppose to round out their retardation.
same reason why your team can be 3 unranked players first times in ranked and the enemy have 20+ games on their champions, all for the sake of "elo"
support with Leona
have lost almost all motivation to even try ranked again after the Leona game
have an afk
just want to be able to ff at 5 minutes and not waste time for someone to tell me I'm supposed to be pentaing 5 cc machines in ranked and not ff
not even having fun anymore
team tells me to build X way
immediately build the opposite even if I was planning on building X from the start
lmao i do the same thing. if my team picks all squishies i just dodge. i always play tanky but you NEED two tanks on a team. everytime my team is full of squishies their team is always heavy as fuck and we lose
jungler is smurf
dies to cheese invade level 2
goes afk and just bitches in base all game
played 6 ranked games today
lose 5 out of 6 every lane lost
when does this game get fun
when you find a way to have fun regardless of whether or not you win
play jungle lol
what makes the game fun is being stomped repeatedly and getting ass mad. all that rage, anger and humiliation makes you turn into a league terminator and you end up going on a ten game winning streak only to rinse and repeat
N.M.E. Fiora: "I recommend Press the Attack, or Unsealed Spellbook on Urgot"
She gets fucked in lane, and loses because its another retarded Fiora picker
Why do people feel the need to open their mouths? Just shut up.
have you tried getting good? Or just pick champions that deny your opponent from playing the game, like nunu/teemo/malzahar etc
loli goddess shirks messenger duties, plays instead
How the fuck do I play around bitch teammates? Specifically ones that won't commit to engages, or follow up on my engages.
I am at the point where I don't wanna play tanks or bruisers anymore because my teammates following up is the difference between me having a great time and waiting for games to end.
Why are ap assassins such fucking autowin cancer?
seriously fuck these champs to all might hell. Why would anyone ever play a mage when you can just 1v9 with minimal effort as an ap assassin?
In theory, is drafting a team full of cc ideal?
sitting there csing in lane
suddenly remember a cringing moment from highschool
miss cannon minion
our support spam pings mia
if you don't have enough damage to capitalize on the cc then it's pointless
like I said, every lane lost excluding mine. I can only do so much with a stun that's up every 6 secs and a team of high energy mass murders.
entire team portraits are gray
using every ability I have to keep nexus alive
Support bans my champ
Surprised and confused when I trollpick
play a normal
3 people with same club name on enemy team
they're like conjoined twins the entire game and roam gank
get carried by their 12/0 jungler
shit talk whole game
we all report them for being the stereotypical faggot premade
DUDE WE'RE JUST BETTER THAN YOU
UHM I HAVE 1000 RANKED GAMES ON ANIVIA SO THAT'S WHY I WON
op gg them
all of them are silver
garbage win rates
Anivia player actually has 1000 ranked games and is still S1
I didn't know autism like this was possible. Do you seriously just have to play ranked games to get away from this shit?
Fuck off yasuofag. Id ban your shitpick as well, knowing full well that you running it down mid will literally have the same effect as if you played yasuo.
ive had someone scream they had 2000 hours on Nocturne in silver and couldnt even ult to engage
t. silver 4
Why is Diana so underappreciated?
this sounds like fun I'll try this.
I find that this game isn't really fun since they removed Veeky Forums chat. It was full of faggots and autistic furries, but it gave me a reason to play this game if not to simply get away from said autistic furries and faggots.
Can somebody post th
Honestly...its because shes kind of ugly...
Was it two guy with Sun Bro in their name and some gay Adventure Time club name? I had the same shit happen to me tonight except they were on my team
these idiots will not stop talking all chat
they're not playing good at all
me and top are basically carrying them
tell them they need to at least peak past gold 3 to talk to anyone like that
unload their autism on me
link them my alt account that got placed Gold 5 with literally just 10 games
silence and they all just leave
If you got against or get put with a premade just wait a 1 minute before queuing so they get put in a game
how much could you sell diamond 5 accounts for theoretically. I'm hardstuck d4 and was wondering if buying a bunch of cheap accounts and flipping them might be a decent way to make money while playing?
because she's just akali with less skill and less versatility and outplay potential
have moakia top
go 6/1 as nocturne at 15minutes
"Noct go tank"
"NOCT FUCKING GO TANK"
lose the game because my adc doesnt know how to position behind 2 tanks
"we lost because nocturne didnt go tank"
NO WE FUCKING LOST BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS GETTING CAUGHT OUT BY THE WW ULT YOU DUMB ADC NIGGER
here you go
someone make a custom game
I CAN"T GET OUT OF SILVER HALP MEEEEHHH
Wow that's just what I was looking for
play poppy support
play literally any other support (even Shen)
it's not fair.
shen is a good support fuck you
turns out the guy intentionally feeding on enemy team wanted kaisa and threatened the enemy team that he would feed if they didnt dodge
this was a ranked game
Low elo is such a shitshow but i do appreciate the free win
monkey king buffs
is this real life?
Because you dont want to write me Diana smut which has her killing me
play shen supp with aftershock
completely rape them botlane
you're 6/0 while your adc is 0/0/0
legit fuckin broken gold and below
posts a skin
I mean yeah don't get me wrong that's a nice skin, but actual Diana in her normal splash is pretty far from the definition of attractive.
How am I expected to play a champion without a skin?
I just can't do it
Alarak kills murky a few times
that means he can 1 shoot me
get a yasuo top in my champ select
75% winrate with yas in the past 4 games
100cs in 30minute games
1/4/1 was his average kda
assumed he dodged
turns out hes in my next game on the enemy team
he picks yas vs nasus
feeds his ass off
lands a 5man tornado late game
instantly dies after and we end the game
"this is why i banned your yas dude, your awful"
calls me an asshole
automatic victory for them
Best Ahri skin?
I drown niggers.
sg or arcade
prefer arcade myself but sg is much higher quality
This post inspired me tot become an akali one trick
Should've played back.
Miss Fortune and Ziggs but also Lee Sin
Eh, I like your lineup more even if the Azir'll probably feed out of his mind.
Go to gank someone
they have both of their summoners up
Nothing tilts me more than having a team that refuses to FF on a lost cause.
"Enemies won every lane, teamfight, objective, and are currently pushing our inhibs while up by 15+ kills? We totally still have a chance!"
thats why you come back like 20 seconds later
either sg or popstar + white chroma
Riven is fun. Wish you'd won.
I did it for a little while last year. It's actually not even bad.
I hate you but fine. I'll take a run at it after class tomorrow. The last time I played Zed it was ugly as sin.
That's easy tho. Just build like AD Lebonk.
Queue multiple times with 5+ minutes of nothing.
Start queue one more time but leave for 30 seconds.
intentionally feeding on enemy team wanted kaisa and threatened the enemy team that he would feed if they didnt dodge
How much of a mouth-breathing spastic do you have to be to do this? How is this kind of behavior possible? I guess I forget that actual children play this game, but damn.
someone picking Murky into the Highlord
They deserved it desu. At least it wasn't TLV.
giant void beast that lives under the desert and is the brood mother of an entire species
Some dude's daughter
does sudden impact work for yi q
Can slowly feel myself becoming better and better at Swain
stick to one role, look up proper builds and runes, stop playing j4
our toplaner is an autofilled adc
figure i'll just let him lose peacefully and focus on roaming bot
he stomps enemy top
i thought supports were bad, but toplaners are so fucking trash nowadays. no wonder riot removed all impact from their lane
udyr is fine, other than his giant gata and wedge fingers.
Mundo and Morde are on the list for a VGU, Pantheon has Dragonslayer, Slayer, and Baker which are actuallyt super high quality skins. But goddamn do I want him reworked, like, tomorrow.
Bitch ass passive
point and click stun that is also a dash and somehow not a problem even though Irelia's situational stun is
literally a worse Galio ult
shen is braindead and overpowered, shit bait or uninformed
Is it a blink, dash, teleport or stealth?
shen is op
not getting RoA Abyssal Liandrys Morellos and Zhonyas
I'm invincible and shit out damage
this fag is silver and im bronze
Cant even manage a win on VOLIBEAR despite having 2 games to try it
4 games played on Yi
are you actually inting or what
Is this a fresh account? Why do you deserve silver, at all
all my real life friends are so fucking garbage at this game. i just don't understand how someone can be so bad. there's a guy who has never seen gold, another guy who has been plat since s4, that one guy who is quite fucking literally bronze (how? you are 20 years old, your brain/hands are decently developed by now). how the fuck can people be so bad at this game?
shen isn't op in your gigalow sub-human elo, that's for sure.
life is rough for some of us
we lost, trist only did 18k damage
show ur opgg being in bronze is actually euthanasia tier retardation
All on blue.
try to do anything bot lane
top TPs in
jungle comes over wall with a plant
mid Galio ults in
This game is dead right? Even with no sightstone there's too much vision and too much of this global shit going on
I should /r/ a drawfag for a Swain version of that sometime.
want to play game with friends
one of your friends won't shut up about ranks
You're that guy in the group of friends no one wants to play with because you're a raging sperg over a game that hasn't mattered since S3.
I have one of those friends too who I see online sometimes. Its the saddest shit. None of my friends play this game anymore and I see him sitting there in queues alone. He's Diamond and literally no one cares
tfw the highest ranked friend is pretty chill and he keeps the lower but also high ranked spergs in line
nice description of your high school bully, pizzaface. i couldn't care less about anything while playing normals with them, since i can play literally anything and 1v9 the mouthdroolers that are all players outside of medium elo. i just find it amazing that they dedicate so much time into this game yet can't help but be complete and utter garbage.
tfw you don't know this feel because the elo you play in cant see their minimap or allies HP bars
junglers can solo Rift Herald and Dragon
baron already melts and Riot buffed baron buff last patch
games boil down to whoever can get baron first and let minions destroy the base for them
towers already do nothing past 1 armor item
those minion changes next patch
Yeah game's done. 4 awful patches and champion releases in a row.
If they're having fun who cares? High elo right now sucks.
literally nothing but meta humping
meta champs are some of the most unfun champs in recent memory
You sound like the bully
dedication=/=being good at it. People have played CoD for years and never go pro. People are different, it's not hard to understand.
tfw was never actually bullied in high school
Can't relate to cartoons about it. My school was pretty chill
get challenger playing sona mid
I hate this game
stop inting ur face off every game maybe
*double ups your support for half her health*
That literally was me an hour ago
Gosh darn! I love. Love. Love! Playing with my friends. My comrades. Tomodachis for you aniliterate (literate in anime LOL). League is a friend based game in my opinion. Make sure you F R I E N D U P
Jhin is disgusting. Any hyperscaling champ like Veigar, Anivia, etc will one shot everything
Sejuani can 1v1 base kayn and win lol
Feet. God damn I love them. Wrinkly, smelly, sweaty, a little bit uhhhh spicy~
Just try to get me off of a fair maidens leftwardlly pronounced sole. I DARE YOU. -dora's cousin btw
most support champions are female
and statistically support players are the most likely to be girls (female) or girls (male)
Akali with mana costs
and statistically support players are the most likely to be girls (female) or girls (male)
or girls (male)
that's adc user
that fucking twitch game
Go back to overwatch
tfw hate toplane
Riven and Fiora are both incredibly fun and neither really works mid except as cheesy picks into melee mids
Not him but I am really good at LoL but suck in OW
I just want gold before midseason forces some garbage esports meta na.op.gg
Thats a man isn't it...
From this commercial
This is her
turn on league
it's a meme support episode
it's a he just takes a spellthief's and waits until he can afford a normal AP build episode
it's a he picks a champion with minimal cc and no poke episode
it's an "user, stop being toxic, just because he's playing off-meta doesn't mean it's wrong" episode
it's a he holds abilities to last hit kills to bolster his kda episode
it's an I get to play pussy farming man for 30 minutes episode
mfw it's two episodes in a row of this shit
This is shit but there's no cancer
Not to mention that Warwick and Jax are very nearly cancer right now
THIS is what a complete lack of cancer looks like
this game is dying a slow, tortured death
maybe fortnite will finally put it out of its misery
we can never go back to PEAK GOLDEN AGE LOL aka Season 2
that was 6 years ago
These aren't tears....its raining outside
maybe fortnite will finally put it out of its misery
Someone definitely said this about Overwatch and PUBG.
Even if I was a fan of KoTH games, I can't get into Fortnite. Looks dumb as fuck.
game peaked in s4 though, ssw was the best it's ever gonna get
it's been dying a slow,tortured death for the last 5 years though
when will it finally be put out of it's misery?
literally shatters terrain to 1v1 you
Is J4 the most alpha champion in league?
Bard is so good right now. He shits out so much damage. Plus Spooky Ghosts make it so your ulti ganks will literally never miss.
I'll be sad when he gets nerfed.
literally gets cucked by every champ with mobility (hint: that's all of them)
Most beta champ maybe
so close yet so far
implying J4 wants a piece of the champ
You're right actually
It goes something like
Girls (female) occurrence
Girls (male) occurrence
Fact: there isn't a single female in the world that plays toplane
i cum when i use my ult on a varus or a kog when they are just out of range of a teamfight.
All of the most ALPHA champions lack mobility.
tfw have girlish name
keep getting hit on
sacrificed her humanity to 1v1 you
her 1v1 pit is inescapable unless she's forced out
Camille isn't anywhere near the most alpha either, so no. J4 is not alpha.
what's ur name?
I could call you a retard, but I'd rather just assume you had a brainfart
League is done, DotA/overwatch/pubg/fortnite/[insert new fotm] is the nail in the coffin
kinda new to this game but familiar with mobas.
explain how with 2 players who were afk when they weren't intentionally feeding, we were able to win a game? Is the balancing of this game truly that atrocious that one fed person can make up for literally not having 2 teammates?
I main top and jungle, I only play mid to play Taliyah
have a girly name
someone adds me from a screenshot i posted
asks for pictures of my feet
You came from HoTs
needs to abilities to become """mobile"""
I bet you think Ziggs is mobile too.
and I once 1v4'd a dota game when Rikki was at the height of his cancer, sometimes kids are just that bad, get over yourself faggot.
not in real games. but if you match a smurf with actual new players then yes.
As far as I'm concerned, anyone who can get over a wall without flash has "mobility"
You said you were a a gay guy (not trapfaggotry)
Youre playing blind pick since Im assuming you dont have enough champs for draft (new and all)
Blind pick has a lot of bots, it looks like the Garen on your team was one for example.
Also a smurf can carry if he gets so ahead. You can still 1v5 him, but that requires coordination
pool party Ahri when?
When did I ever say that?
I'm a girl(male)
which support is the most braindead i can play and get to d5 without knowing how to play the game?
but did you deliver?
nah i was on the gangplanks team. Now that you mention it the MF on my team played very much like a bot. In fact I'm sure of it now that you mention that. Trynd may have even been a bot too but not positive.
benis What's your league name?
that purple girl
quick cast feels great on him
skill shots and passive is so aggressive
I found my main :D
some fat neckbeard says he is a trap
swims in (you)s
made me think
are you officer vi?
Makes you think about how many actual faggots browse these threads? Yeah, makes me think too.
"B-but I shave my legs and wear kneesocks!!1!!!"
Fuck traps honestly, they're annoying as shit 90% of the time
*slaps your butt*
I know that there ar a lot of shitty generals like this one but I started in a one where degenerates like him are mass reported and banned at once
foot fetishes are gross and I have a boyfriend
I'm pretty tilted, pick a new main for me
get tired of playing adc
hop on smurf and terrorize low elo with my tryndamere ragesplit
love this champ, hope they never rework him
even a mentally ill man has someone
fuck this world
whats the best sona skin?
jesus christ no, please no
I know that you are new user but champions in aram are really different and op sometimes especially those who got high dmg huge aoe skillshots like brand
Brand is still a solid pick tho
Want to try out new roles/champs.
Too afraid of getting destroyed in lane to do so.
I just feel stuck. :c
They are cute!
I have 100k mastery on her and I'm fucking tired of that slut
DJ but might not be worth the price tag to you.
Arcade's her next best.
Try Galio I turn my brain whenever I play him since first time I did
you are cute
garen it is, then
I refuse to play Galio after the rework. I loved his original VO/design and they just fucked it completely.
I'm tired of this fucking stupid "botlane is the only lane that matters" meta.
I kind of liked the tank meta. Games went slower and felt like they had progression, where now it's just one or two people get fed and the game ends at 20-25.
Honestly, I would prefer they buffed towers and we went back to 40-45 minute games. Right now towers are a threat until around level 4; at which point they just become a nuisance. They should be scary all game, and something defenders can actually use instead of having tanks completely ignore them.
sucks to be ugly and gross :3
Even SR makes me shiver with every minion I miss and every counter gank/normal gank I fuck up. So I just play support or Aram. But I do like Rubmle and Brand
sucks to die of suicide at 30 from realizing you're fucked beyond belief
Who should I grab next? Generally play poke mids but I have them all and I hate Brand / am shit at Tali.
he is not even a real trap just ignore
stop giving (you)s
2k mmr so like plat 3
Its funny how your smurf is a higher rank then 80% of /lolg/
sucks to die as a lonely permavirgin
a swain otp smurf here made it to d4 in less than a month
people here are really bad
same goes for me
bot top and jg feed their asses off
carry the midgame as viktor so everyone is even now
toplane teemo suddenly refuses to group up
ask splits and dies
lose because it turned into a 4v5 when we had a good chance of winning
I actually fucking hate toplaners, i thought i hated bot. But its fucking top i hate. There ability to just give up because they died an extra time out of their 10 deaths boggles my fucking mind
It is just Teemo players
2k mmr is d5
2k50 is d5
what are good spells for galio mid
His q, w, and e. Situationally r
Hey /lolg/ which champion would you like to impregnate?
Taliyah and Riven.
Urgot, for the sheer confusion that would ensue.
I want to impregnate
I want Fiora to impregnate my butt.
I would like to
be impregnated by Gangplank or Darius.
on same thread
Hunh, a bittersweet feel.
maybe you didn't sleep enough
games ded. Not too long before we use the same thread for several days at a time barely keeping it bumped
L O N D O N
is it possible for you to have a teammate whose connection is so bad that you lag too, but only when he's in the game? i don't know how connection works in this game
You see London you see France?
No, unless you're on the same connection.
I had a half-asleep imagining about a long, long quest with Wolf and Lamb. We didn't actually get to the end of said quest, but it did end up getting to the point where Lamb and I were waiting on our own little flock.
Note to self: don't reply to hypothetical lewd posts before bed.
I'm not wearing any pants!
And you STILL can't figure out why you can't find a girlfriend?
Just read your own posts out loud. Then reflect.
Healslutting doesn't require them!
Threads always seem the slowest in the early morning US, and pick up around 9am EST.
I'm rather surprised that this isn't animated. Just past 10 to 4 was pushing it, I felt. Can't be sure when I woke up, but it was at least before 2:30. More time for fully alert League!
It'll be my first time being around for a game service ending, so it'd be a unique experience at least.
It's really more the pace at this particular time that's odd to me. Perhaps I never noticed past instances since I'm usually more active by this hour.
I'm not a healslut...
but I do like fooling around with them
I wish Ahrifag was my gf so I could let all of lolg cum inside his butt.
which Ahrifag? there are lots
Calm down there, XZanthar
Well it just so happens
It's always sad when games die. Especially if they go out without a bang.
Going, "Oh I really want to play that!" one day only to launch the game and find out there's no one online is depressing, especially if you have memories of tons of players. Call of Duty 4 and RnL were like this. Tons of really good times but the community for both games is effectively dead. :c
Sorry for my poor formatting. It's super early in the morning and I haven't had coffee. :x
It's okay user, just keep trying! I'm sure you'll find someone who's good to you and for you
You are both mean people and should feel ashamed
All of them. I want a harem of Ahrifags. I'll dress them all in cute lingerie and cat ears and then let them get gangbanged by lolg.
Do you wanna cuddle under the sheets?
Oh it is the weird time of this general again!
ugly people need to be told that they can't act like retards since they don't have the looks to make up for it
but who will remind to be nice to my supports?
Imagine how sweaty she is under this latex suit, especially between tits and tighs
you sound like a really nice guy
You don't need to be rude, even if someone is ugly by your standards. Say it in a better way, like "Maybe you're single because of your attitude, nobody likes someone who is rude to others for no reason."
ggmf looks better in fanart and the skin isn't even out yet
Riot hire fan-artists please
Is Dark Angel Kayn a cool name?
How about Dark Angel [your irl name]
While I can't find the sweatiness quite so attractive when it isn't fresh or am not the cause of it being worked up, just imagine how much better it'd be
if she had a toggleable helmet and chest plate to express the theme of each form more. Ah, I can dream.
how about [your irl name] the hedgehog?
that not what Ahriposters are for, retard
I mean for a champ main account. My name is Cade which sounds similar anyways.
Darkingel Kayn lol
C R A W L I N G I N M Y S K I N
Ow The EDGE
No thanks, it's like 10000 degrees in the room.
Dark Angel? The Fallen?
Congrats on the edgiest name anyone has ever created.
Cut ya Rhaast
not using your old myspace username ironically
Just dropping some ideas user I'm sure you come up with something cool.
Ahriposters are not for cumdump
That's exactly what they're for! They might have to be mindbroken with some rough butt pounding first tho.
It's combining "Darkin" and "Angel".
Hilarious and original, I know. You're welcome.
did you prefer TSM when Dyrus or TRM was on the team?