How to mathematically beat the stock market?

You cannot predict the future very far with math. You need to learn statistics and science. When you have a good system you need to borrow money.

Leverage

the real, reliable way is to follow principles of value investing and pick stocks with high margins of safety

but that requires actual finance and accounting knowledge and a lot of time. In the meantime, BUY REDDIT COINS

Find the addresses of 1024 wealthy people across the US.

Pick a big name stock at random; send 512 of them a letter saying that you predict it will be over $price, and 512 one saying it will be under that price.

For the 512 for whom you were correct, split the list into two lists of 256; pick another stock. Repeat the process.

128 people will have now seen two correct predictions. Do it again, and you have 64 people who have seen three

Next step, you have 32 people who have seen 4 correct predictions.

When you are down to 16 people who have seen 5 correct predictions in a row; ask them to send you money to invest for them; then dissappear.

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Why beat the market? Learn price action + Andrews Pitchfork and you will be set.

holy shit why has no one thought of this before?

You can't.

Just start a business buddy. When you've made a few million, then you can throw your money into SP500 and laugh at poorfags wasting their time fighting institutions and algorithms.

kek.

THIS is the one that's going to make me millions

You can optimise your winnings by adding in some index shorts, gold and silver when pulling out.