Lightning Network almost up

Even Lightning's own inventor don't give a shit about it anymore, he's busy now with OMG

>thatll be 0.000015 btc for your coffee sir, it should be ready by the time we receive your payment
>sir, you did send the payment?
>you arent using a lightning compatible wallet? oh boy...

>tfw too autistic for Vitalik

>it will be 2$ for your coffee
>here, i have 700 zimbabwe dollars
>you don't have any usd? oh boy....

>deleting

Pajeet stop trying to argue about stuff you don't understand.

>thatll be 3€ for your coffee sir, it should be ready by the time we receive your payment
>sir, you did send the payment?
>you just ordered a sepa deposit? oh boy...

I'm not paying extra to send fast bitcoin transactions. I'd rather use a different, cheaper coin. Fuck off.

Did u know both parties HAVE to be online to make a transaction on ln?

More like:

>thanks for your order sir will that be cash check charge or crypto?
>crypto? Sure thing let me just get your total
>that will be 0.0489273 btc
>no wait the market seems to have crashed. That will be 1.83838 btc
>no wait. Now it's going back up again. That will be 0.3037373 btc
>no wait....

Starting to get the picture?

>thatll be 3€ for your coffee sir
>please deposit 100$ in your bank.. ehhh >Lightning account and pay with your debit c.. eh.. wallet please..